-*
Back to Seto Kaiba, who was more then being tortured . . .he was bored. And when he gets bored, Seto Kaiba gets a little . . .dare I say . . .delirious.
Now, we see him here poking at Joey's hair, "Is this real?" in a childlike voice. Mokuba Kaiba, who was pulling back Seto's hand, saying that it's rude to poke at other people's hair.
"BUT I WANNA!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, "MEANIE!" Mokuba . . .covered his face in his jacket.
"Why . . .why . . .why . . .why . . .w-"
Joey turned around to Mokuba, his eyes were twinkling with glittering light, "Does Kaiba do tis all da time?"
"Only when he's really bored . . .like sometimes in business meetings if we don't give him the stock report, but he can at least control himself there . . ." Mokuba felt as though he was going to "chuck biscuits".
Seto was doing a strange motion . . .something like the disco, "LA! LA! LA!"
Joey laughed again, "Tis . . .is too much," he wiped away the teardrops that were staining his skin, "All for my entertainment . . .I wish I had a video camera so tat I could blackmail him wit it."
Mokuba looked as though he was going to go as insane as his poor brother at the comment, but he kept his cool.
"MOKABA! I WAN' MY TOY!"
"What toy," Mokuba cringed, "Seto?"
"MY TOY!" Mokuba's eyes lit up.
"Oh!" He pulled something out of his backpack that looked like a Barbie, only a softer. Joey's eyes widened, like Mokuba was Santa Claus reaching into his sack of toys, "Here's Lil' Seto!"
"YAY!" Seto grabbed the doll, which (literally) looked exactly like a mini version of his present self. The doll was wearing a blue trench coat, and carrying a briefcase. The dolls eyes were unearthly too big to be Seto's, much like a chibi.
Mokuba beamed, "we got the 'Seto Goes to Work' set!" Joey looked at him like trying to say, 'ooookkkkk' and turned back around.
"Tat's about as scary as these heights!" Joey, yet again, looked at the bottom of the earth, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-*
Meanwhile, the Authoress and her school friends got on the Thunder car of Lightning Racer. It was the class trip, and there was no line at all for the ride . . .so they hopped on.
YamiWestley had a headphones on her ears, screaming at the top of her lungs, "CAN YOU TAKE ME HHIIIIGGGHHHHERRR!!?? TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE!!! CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIGGGGHHHHERRR??!! TO A PLACE WITH-"
"Earth to Yamo, ride at 11:00!" Yami Moon waved her hand in front of her eyes. Light Yami was holding out a can of newly bought Skippy peanut butter and trying to taste it.
Light Yami glared at it with discontent, "What is this new fangled eating material that you call peanut butter?" Yami Moon just rolled her eyes.
Devil Horse stood with an evil stare at Yami Moon, "Must . . .kill . . .you . . ."
"You still can't forgive me for that can you?" the painful memory of one 6TH grade lunch when Yami Moon ripped up Devil Horse's prized picture of Yami Bakura because Devil Horse ripped Kaiba's picture up into little pieces (and those pieces into tinier pieces and those pieces . . .oh you get the picture) arose out of the reminiscences in her mind.
"NO!" a fight soon raged. YamiWestley lifted up her headphones, for the conflict was getting though even her voice canceling headphones. She smiled, lifted up her Magic Pencil Staff, can stopped the conflict then and there . . .by turning them both into a pile of ash.
"That's better." The ashes suddenly caught on fire. "OH NO!" ZAP! They went back to their normal human form.
"What did you do that for?" death glares stared back at the weird authoress.
"Ah . . .just for entertainment . . .and beside I have authoress powers!" Luckily, the metal doors swung open for Lighting Racer. Devil Horse and YamiWestley sat together . . .Yami Moon and her Yami did as well.
-*
"OH! THE RIDE'S STARTING!" the swooshed off on its flight of glory. The chugged up the hill, then suddenly the ride stopped.
"Oh great. AND WE HAVE TO MEET THE TEACHERS IN-" YamiWestley glances at her watch, "TWEENTY MINTUES!"
"You can't tell time . . .it says fifteen minutes!" Yami Moon corrected the authoress.
"DARN IT BUT-" she paused . . .for all three of them noticed something that made them forget all about the time.
"YUGIOH CAST AT 11:00!" Sure enough, right below them the cast of Yugioh was sitting on the roller coaster. Cries of distress echoed with in wooden prison from down below.
"Jonôuchi!" With the adrenalin pumping though her veins, she smashed the restraining bars with the Magic Pencil Staff, "opps." The Staff suddenly glowed with light much finer then anyone had ever seen, "I OBTAINED A NEW POWER!" With a sudden purple poof, the three friends were zapped to the other roller coaster.
-*
Joey Wheeler, seeing what was coming next, only laughed for a brief second. For he knew that he would be faced with the most terrible thing besides Kaiba's insults: a fangirl. In a split second, YamiWestley appeared along with her other friends.
"Hi Joseph!" her eyes twinkled. YamiWestley embraced Joey in the car, "How's my hikari?"
Joey just smiled. He turned his head to Kaiba, who was curious to look at three. "What are you?" Kaiba smiled with glee that surpassed even Yugi, "My name's Seto and this is Mokuba. Are you guys angels?" Devil Horse gawked at her enemy for a little while till she inflated with laughter.
"What's . . .with . . .Kaiba-boy?" her eyes bulged with laughter. "Has he finally lost it?"
Mokuba blushed crimson and sunk lower in his seat. Marik started to mock Seto like everyone else. Seto was sobbing because of all the "meanies" around him.
So . . .he decided to teach Marik a lesson . . .in ALWAYS keep a diaper handy.
Seto turned his head to face Marik, then yelled in his loudest voice: "BUNNIES!" Marik's eyes widened, then the seat turned yellow, "Opps! Looks like someone had an accident . . ."
Marik began to blush madly. Then everyone around began to laugh uncontrollably under the screams of terror from Yami as Tea tried to kiss him again.
-*
^______________^ YAY!
Next up: The Millennium Windex, Seto comes back to his senses, Isizu and Shadi, and music madness!
Back to Seto Kaiba, who was more then being tortured . . .he was bored. And when he gets bored, Seto Kaiba gets a little . . .dare I say . . .delirious.
Now, we see him here poking at Joey's hair, "Is this real?" in a childlike voice. Mokuba Kaiba, who was pulling back Seto's hand, saying that it's rude to poke at other people's hair.
"BUT I WANNA!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, "MEANIE!" Mokuba . . .covered his face in his jacket.
"Why . . .why . . .why . . .why . . .w-"
Joey turned around to Mokuba, his eyes were twinkling with glittering light, "Does Kaiba do tis all da time?"
"Only when he's really bored . . .like sometimes in business meetings if we don't give him the stock report, but he can at least control himself there . . ." Mokuba felt as though he was going to "chuck biscuits".
Seto was doing a strange motion . . .something like the disco, "LA! LA! LA!"
Joey laughed again, "Tis . . .is too much," he wiped away the teardrops that were staining his skin, "All for my entertainment . . .I wish I had a video camera so tat I could blackmail him wit it."
Mokuba looked as though he was going to go as insane as his poor brother at the comment, but he kept his cool.
"MOKABA! I WAN' MY TOY!"
"What toy," Mokuba cringed, "Seto?"
"MY TOY!" Mokuba's eyes lit up.
"Oh!" He pulled something out of his backpack that looked like a Barbie, only a softer. Joey's eyes widened, like Mokuba was Santa Claus reaching into his sack of toys, "Here's Lil' Seto!"
"YAY!" Seto grabbed the doll, which (literally) looked exactly like a mini version of his present self. The doll was wearing a blue trench coat, and carrying a briefcase. The dolls eyes were unearthly too big to be Seto's, much like a chibi.
Mokuba beamed, "we got the 'Seto Goes to Work' set!" Joey looked at him like trying to say, 'ooookkkkk' and turned back around.
"Tat's about as scary as these heights!" Joey, yet again, looked at the bottom of the earth, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
-*
Meanwhile, the Authoress and her school friends got on the Thunder car of Lightning Racer. It was the class trip, and there was no line at all for the ride . . .so they hopped on.
YamiWestley had a headphones on her ears, screaming at the top of her lungs, "CAN YOU TAKE ME HHIIIIGGGHHHHERRR!!?? TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE!!! CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIGGGGHHHHERRR??!! TO A PLACE WITH-"
"Earth to Yamo, ride at 11:00!" Yami Moon waved her hand in front of her eyes. Light Yami was holding out a can of newly bought Skippy peanut butter and trying to taste it.
Light Yami glared at it with discontent, "What is this new fangled eating material that you call peanut butter?" Yami Moon just rolled her eyes.
Devil Horse stood with an evil stare at Yami Moon, "Must . . .kill . . .you . . ."
"You still can't forgive me for that can you?" the painful memory of one 6TH grade lunch when Yami Moon ripped up Devil Horse's prized picture of Yami Bakura because Devil Horse ripped Kaiba's picture up into little pieces (and those pieces into tinier pieces and those pieces . . .oh you get the picture) arose out of the reminiscences in her mind.
"NO!" a fight soon raged. YamiWestley lifted up her headphones, for the conflict was getting though even her voice canceling headphones. She smiled, lifted up her Magic Pencil Staff, can stopped the conflict then and there . . .by turning them both into a pile of ash.
"That's better." The ashes suddenly caught on fire. "OH NO!" ZAP! They went back to their normal human form.
"What did you do that for?" death glares stared back at the weird authoress.
"Ah . . .just for entertainment . . .and beside I have authoress powers!" Luckily, the metal doors swung open for Lighting Racer. Devil Horse and YamiWestley sat together . . .Yami Moon and her Yami did as well.
-*
"OH! THE RIDE'S STARTING!" the swooshed off on its flight of glory. The chugged up the hill, then suddenly the ride stopped.
"Oh great. AND WE HAVE TO MEET THE TEACHERS IN-" YamiWestley glances at her watch, "TWEENTY MINTUES!"
"You can't tell time . . .it says fifteen minutes!" Yami Moon corrected the authoress.
"DARN IT BUT-" she paused . . .for all three of them noticed something that made them forget all about the time.
"YUGIOH CAST AT 11:00!" Sure enough, right below them the cast of Yugioh was sitting on the roller coaster. Cries of distress echoed with in wooden prison from down below.
"Jonôuchi!" With the adrenalin pumping though her veins, she smashed the restraining bars with the Magic Pencil Staff, "opps." The Staff suddenly glowed with light much finer then anyone had ever seen, "I OBTAINED A NEW POWER!" With a sudden purple poof, the three friends were zapped to the other roller coaster.
-*
Joey Wheeler, seeing what was coming next, only laughed for a brief second. For he knew that he would be faced with the most terrible thing besides Kaiba's insults: a fangirl. In a split second, YamiWestley appeared along with her other friends.
"Hi Joseph!" her eyes twinkled. YamiWestley embraced Joey in the car, "How's my hikari?"
Joey just smiled. He turned his head to Kaiba, who was curious to look at three. "What are you?" Kaiba smiled with glee that surpassed even Yugi, "My name's Seto and this is Mokuba. Are you guys angels?" Devil Horse gawked at her enemy for a little while till she inflated with laughter.
"What's . . .with . . .Kaiba-boy?" her eyes bulged with laughter. "Has he finally lost it?"
Mokuba blushed crimson and sunk lower in his seat. Marik started to mock Seto like everyone else. Seto was sobbing because of all the "meanies" around him.
So . . .he decided to teach Marik a lesson . . .in ALWAYS keep a diaper handy.
Seto turned his head to face Marik, then yelled in his loudest voice: "BUNNIES!" Marik's eyes widened, then the seat turned yellow, "Opps! Looks like someone had an accident . . ."
Marik began to blush madly. Then everyone around began to laugh uncontrollably under the screams of terror from Yami as Tea tried to kiss him again.
-*
^______________^ YAY!
Next up: The Millennium Windex, Seto comes back to his senses, Isizu and Shadi, and music madness!