_*
Ishizu was dusting off one of her many Egyptian artifacts when her "Marik's in trouble" sense went off. She dropped her duster, practically breaking the artifact, dashed out the door, and stuck out her thumb, pointing in the direction of Hershey Park. A car finally pulled over, and the driver stuck his head out the window.
"Hi! Are you lost? Need a ride?" his grin was wide and egger.
"Lost, I am not. I do need a ride, though. To Hershey Park, preferably." Isizu replayed. The driver nodded, still smiling with a blush of pink on his face.
"Cool! That's where we're going! Hop in the car!"
Ishizu "hopped" into the car, and noticed two identical kids arguing loudly in the backseat. She guessed they were twins.
"Where shall I sit?" Asked Isizu with somewhat happy moan in her voice.
"In between Mo and Bo, my two kids. Mo is on the left, Bo on the right."
5 minutes later . . .
"Give me back Samurai Jack! He's MINE!" An argument burst out between the two twins. Bo coveted a tattered Japanese swordsman action figure.
"NO! HE'S MINE!" Replied the other twin in a hostile voice.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Ishizu decided to be the peacemaker, as she was born to be one, "Children, children. There is plenty of this Samurai Jack to go around, for I have foreseen it."
Bo glared at Ishizu like she was from another planet, "Are you a human Starfire or something?" And they went back arguing. Ishizu was confused then moaned.
"This is going to be a long trip . . ."
_*
Marik was bawling his eyes out while everyone else was laughing their heads off. Marik finally stopped, sniffed, and asked, "Anybody got an extra pair of pants?"
Joey was of coarse, the bad English student and said, "Nope, I didn't bring no extra pants."
Tristan figured that he ought to go with the crowd, so he did more bad English, "Don't got no pants."
Serenity shoke her head, "Sorry. I have no pants."
Kiba:, in his in childish voice childish voice looked worried, "Were we supposed to bring pants?"
Mokuba shoke his head also, "No, because I didn't bring any."
Yami, still fighting the worst fangirl, Tea, gasped in between his words, " I did not . . . bring any . . .ah . . . pants! And if I . . . did, I would not . . . give them to . . .you!
Tea turned away from Yami, smiling, "I don't own any pants! Only skirts!" Then went back glumping.
Bakura, in his funky English accent, "Oh dear! I have no extra pants! =do you, my yami?="
"=No. I am a spirit. Do you think I have extra any pants?="
"=You don't have to be so rude . . .="
Devil Horse, in her evil ways, laughed mimetically, "I don't have any pants! Anyway, I want to see you suffer! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
YamiWestley, while running her figures though Joey's hair turned to Yami Moon, "I did not bring any pants. Did you, YM?"
Yami Moon replied with happy perkiness (hey, is that a word? . .. no, ^_^ OH WELL!) , "Yup! But they're in the locker thingy that I rented out."
Marik's eyes brightened, "Really? Could you get them for me?"
Devil Horse, half miming, half not, screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOO! DOOOOOON'T LEEEEEEEET HIIIIIIIIIM HAAAAAAAAAVE THEEEEEEE PAAAAAAAAANTS!
Suddenly, Yami Moon's Yami, Light Moon, toke over, "No worries! ^_^ I was not going to give them to him anyway. They are my favorite pair! And I hate Marik as much as you do.
A sudden conversation of minds began to erupt. "=Who said you could join this conversation?="
"=Myself!="
Yami Moon toke over, angry at Light Moon and looking surprising cranky.
Devil Horse bit her lip in anguish, "Hey! I hate Marik more!"
"No, I do!" Yami Moon clashed back.
"I do!"
"I DO!"
"I DO!"
"YOU DO!"
"YOU DO!"
Yami Moon grinned, knowing that she had tricked Devil Horse into a trap, "Thank you for agreeing with me!"
"Hey!"
YamiWestley was again, the peacemaker, "Stop arguing! It's boring us to death!"
Two snores echoed through the wooden prison. All heads turned to the heavy sleepers:
"Joey!"
"Tristan!" The sleepy heads turned around awake in surprise.
-*
Ishizu and the driver dude are finally in the parking lot of Hershey Park, after waiting a half hour in traffic, listening to Bo and Mo whine, argue, fight, etc., and paying the outrageous parking fee of $12. Now they must undertake the most outrageous, dangerous, utterly impossible task of all time! Now they must find a parking space in the Hershey Park parking lot!
Ishizu, pointed out into the black space where the little parking space was open, "Look, a parking spot!"
A ray of light beams down to the parking spot and you hear a chorus of "ahhhhhhh!"s.
"It's so perfect! And close to the entrance!"
Another driver approaches and notices the spot.
Ishizu cried out in shock, "Oh no! Someone else is trying to get our spot! How rude!"
The driver, determend nodded, "This calls for extreme measures!"
The car transforms into a giant, blue fighting robot, equipped with guns, laser cannons, missiles, etc. The other car transforms into one with spikes on its back and lots of missiles.
The driver and the rival driver yelled, "FIGHT!"
Ishizu, confused, looked around at the rides and entertaining things around her, "What is this, Transformers?"
They begin battling with utmost ferocity over the only vacant parking space.
Ishizu's driver, called out in a Yami like voice, "You will never get the space that I am destined to have! Laser Cannon! FIRE!"
The rival driver got into a Seto like voice and spoke as well, "You will never get my parking space! Formation ARMADILLO!"
The other driver's robot rolls into a ball covered with armor. Missiles are sticking out of holes in the armor, ready to fire. The missile fired by the Ishizu's driver bounces off.
Ishizu cried out in shock, "Oh my goodness! AN ARMADILLO!"
The driver, being the not so intelligent guy that he is, looks as confused as Joey, "What's an armadillo?"
Ishizu and other driver fell over anime style, "OH RA!"
The other driver sighed, "Here, I'll go look it up in my Webster Dictionary."
Driver beamed, "Ok! You do that!"
Ishizu whispered in his ear, "That was a wonderful diversionary tactic! Let's go steal his parking space now!"
Driver guy, again, looked around confused as Joey, "What's a diversionary tactic?"
"It does not matter. Now get the parking space!" She moaned.
Driver dude let Ishizu off of his truck and the two gave a final sullet before Ishizu went off into the wild environment of Hershey Park, "okeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy-doooooookkkkkeeeyyyy!"
And thus is how Ishizu traveled to Hershey Park to save her brother and successfully got a parking space in the Hershey Park parking lot!
_*
Seto Kaiba had finally regained his sanity, so he was quite embarrassed that he had acted like a little kid. The others were not making it any easier for him.
Devil Horse began to become her eviler self again, and taunting Seto Kaiba like never before, "I will NEVER leave you with nothing to do, EVER AGAIN! You make me want to kill you even more than in your normal state!"
Kaiba tried to get up and walk over to
Light Moon sobbed and sniffed, "YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE YOUR FANGIRL!"
Kaiba looking relieved and happy wiped invisible sweat off his forehead, "whew..." (Thinking: one fangirl down, one million more to go)
Light Moon smiled and beamed and did all of that fangirl stuff, "BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!"
Kaiba whispered under his breath, "Darn . . ."
"What did you say?" Light Moon's angry tone echoed through the ride.
"ummmmmm . . ."
"Well?!"
Seto blushed (not really, he just looked at the floor, "I . . .I . . ."
"WELL?!"
"I . . ."
Luckily for Seto, at that moment Ishizu zipped up the ladder and dashed past them, interrupting their conversation, and rushed up to Marik.
Ishizu ran up to her brother, "Marik! Are you hurt? Do you need an ambulance?"
Marik, dumbstruck, stared at his sister, "I . . .I'm fine!"
"Are you sure? I got this feeling that you were hurt or in trouble or . . .worse!"
Marik, in an honest tone, (as honesest as Marik can get) said, "I'm still alive! I'm ok!"
Ishizu looked all confused, "Really? Then what was that "Marik's in trouble" feeling about?"
"They were teasing me!" Then suddenly, he bursts out in tears.
"Why?"
"I wet my pants cause Kiba said bunnies and I was surprised and then they laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and wouldn't stop and . . ."
Ishizu, in a heroic voice, said, "Say no more, my brother! I will obliterate these meanies!"
Yami gasping while still getting "glumped" by Tea, "That's . . . my . . . word!"
"I will destroy them with the powers of my millennium necklace!"
YamiWestley, in a Yami voice, "I will defend everyone with the magic pencil staff!" The staff lights up with a green light. She turns to Joey, and kisses him again. Joey bites his lip.
Yami Moon, with a Seto smirk on her face, "Wait! Let's do something more creative! Huddle!" She whispers something to YamiWestley, who nods and smiles. Devil Horse looks at Yami Moon, angry but is content with the idea.
"Ok . . . .ok . . . .cool! Let's do it!"
"Right! Break!"
YamiWestley pulled out her Magic Pencil Staff, "I use the power of my millennium pencil staff and force Ishizu to sing Shakira!" Then paused for diabolical laughter.
Yami Moon cried, "In Spanish! And I use the power of the millennium flute (which Yami Moon stole from her brother) to provide the background music!"
Devil Horse joined in, "And I add to that power with my power!"
YW, YM, and DH together, "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD THE SUPERIOR POWER OF SHAKIRA IN SPANISH!"
All yelled but the authoress and friends, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE SPANISH-NESS! I . . .I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS SINGING!
Ishizu began singing (And thinking: this is stupid):
"Su ya es hora de esconder Del mundo el dolor Bajo la piel Mas se que estare bien Los gatos como you caen do pie-"
All except for Yami Moon, YamiWestley, and Devil Horse started in, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"No quiero Jugar mi suerte por ti No puedo Con V pequena vivir Pronto estare do aqui Muy muy lejos-"
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"-Ay me voy otra vez Ahi to dejo Madrid Tus rutinas de piel Y tus ganas de huir Yo no queiro cobare Que me hagan sufrir Mejor le digo adios A tu boca de anis-"
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
_*
YW: Thankies to all you reviewers! And extra special thankies to Yami Moon, for writing this chappie! I did do some revising so that it would look like the other chappies, but the ideas and Yami Moon wrote most of the stuff! Here's your prize, I special limited edition mini action figure of . . *Drum roll* Joey Wheeler!
YM: *accepts award* -_- ok . . .why not Yami?
YW: Because . . .
YM: ^_^
YW: Anywho, next chappie: More singing madness, the Shadow Realm, and introducing the Millenium Windex! Ta, ta for now!
YM: BYE! *Waves*
LM: BYE!
YM: HEY!
Ishizu was dusting off one of her many Egyptian artifacts when her "Marik's in trouble" sense went off. She dropped her duster, practically breaking the artifact, dashed out the door, and stuck out her thumb, pointing in the direction of Hershey Park. A car finally pulled over, and the driver stuck his head out the window.
"Hi! Are you lost? Need a ride?" his grin was wide and egger.
"Lost, I am not. I do need a ride, though. To Hershey Park, preferably." Isizu replayed. The driver nodded, still smiling with a blush of pink on his face.
"Cool! That's where we're going! Hop in the car!"
Ishizu "hopped" into the car, and noticed two identical kids arguing loudly in the backseat. She guessed they were twins.
"Where shall I sit?" Asked Isizu with somewhat happy moan in her voice.
"In between Mo and Bo, my two kids. Mo is on the left, Bo on the right."
5 minutes later . . .
"Give me back Samurai Jack! He's MINE!" An argument burst out between the two twins. Bo coveted a tattered Japanese swordsman action figure.
"NO! HE'S MINE!" Replied the other twin in a hostile voice.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Ishizu decided to be the peacemaker, as she was born to be one, "Children, children. There is plenty of this Samurai Jack to go around, for I have foreseen it."
Bo glared at Ishizu like she was from another planet, "Are you a human Starfire or something?" And they went back arguing. Ishizu was confused then moaned.
"This is going to be a long trip . . ."
_*
Marik was bawling his eyes out while everyone else was laughing their heads off. Marik finally stopped, sniffed, and asked, "Anybody got an extra pair of pants?"
Joey was of coarse, the bad English student and said, "Nope, I didn't bring no extra pants."
Tristan figured that he ought to go with the crowd, so he did more bad English, "Don't got no pants."
Serenity shoke her head, "Sorry. I have no pants."
Kiba:, in his in childish voice childish voice looked worried, "Were we supposed to bring pants?"
Mokuba shoke his head also, "No, because I didn't bring any."
Yami, still fighting the worst fangirl, Tea, gasped in between his words, " I did not . . . bring any . . .ah . . . pants! And if I . . . did, I would not . . . give them to . . .you!
Tea turned away from Yami, smiling, "I don't own any pants! Only skirts!" Then went back glumping.
Bakura, in his funky English accent, "Oh dear! I have no extra pants! =do you, my yami?="
"=No. I am a spirit. Do you think I have extra any pants?="
"=You don't have to be so rude . . .="
Devil Horse, in her evil ways, laughed mimetically, "I don't have any pants! Anyway, I want to see you suffer! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
YamiWestley, while running her figures though Joey's hair turned to Yami Moon, "I did not bring any pants. Did you, YM?"
Yami Moon replied with happy perkiness (hey, is that a word? . .. no, ^_^ OH WELL!) , "Yup! But they're in the locker thingy that I rented out."
Marik's eyes brightened, "Really? Could you get them for me?"
Devil Horse, half miming, half not, screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOO! DOOOOOON'T LEEEEEEEET HIIIIIIIIIM HAAAAAAAAAVE THEEEEEEE PAAAAAAAAANTS!
Suddenly, Yami Moon's Yami, Light Moon, toke over, "No worries! ^_^ I was not going to give them to him anyway. They are my favorite pair! And I hate Marik as much as you do.
A sudden conversation of minds began to erupt. "=Who said you could join this conversation?="
"=Myself!="
Yami Moon toke over, angry at Light Moon and looking surprising cranky.
Devil Horse bit her lip in anguish, "Hey! I hate Marik more!"
"No, I do!" Yami Moon clashed back.
"I do!"
"I DO!"
"I DO!"
"YOU DO!"
"YOU DO!"
Yami Moon grinned, knowing that she had tricked Devil Horse into a trap, "Thank you for agreeing with me!"
"Hey!"
YamiWestley was again, the peacemaker, "Stop arguing! It's boring us to death!"
Two snores echoed through the wooden prison. All heads turned to the heavy sleepers:
"Joey!"
"Tristan!" The sleepy heads turned around awake in surprise.
-*
Ishizu and the driver dude are finally in the parking lot of Hershey Park, after waiting a half hour in traffic, listening to Bo and Mo whine, argue, fight, etc., and paying the outrageous parking fee of $12. Now they must undertake the most outrageous, dangerous, utterly impossible task of all time! Now they must find a parking space in the Hershey Park parking lot!
Ishizu, pointed out into the black space where the little parking space was open, "Look, a parking spot!"
A ray of light beams down to the parking spot and you hear a chorus of "ahhhhhhh!"s.
"It's so perfect! And close to the entrance!"
Another driver approaches and notices the spot.
Ishizu cried out in shock, "Oh no! Someone else is trying to get our spot! How rude!"
The driver, determend nodded, "This calls for extreme measures!"
The car transforms into a giant, blue fighting robot, equipped with guns, laser cannons, missiles, etc. The other car transforms into one with spikes on its back and lots of missiles.
The driver and the rival driver yelled, "FIGHT!"
Ishizu, confused, looked around at the rides and entertaining things around her, "What is this, Transformers?"
They begin battling with utmost ferocity over the only vacant parking space.
Ishizu's driver, called out in a Yami like voice, "You will never get the space that I am destined to have! Laser Cannon! FIRE!"
The rival driver got into a Seto like voice and spoke as well, "You will never get my parking space! Formation ARMADILLO!"
The other driver's robot rolls into a ball covered with armor. Missiles are sticking out of holes in the armor, ready to fire. The missile fired by the Ishizu's driver bounces off.
Ishizu cried out in shock, "Oh my goodness! AN ARMADILLO!"
The driver, being the not so intelligent guy that he is, looks as confused as Joey, "What's an armadillo?"
Ishizu and other driver fell over anime style, "OH RA!"
The other driver sighed, "Here, I'll go look it up in my Webster Dictionary."
Driver beamed, "Ok! You do that!"
Ishizu whispered in his ear, "That was a wonderful diversionary tactic! Let's go steal his parking space now!"
Driver guy, again, looked around confused as Joey, "What's a diversionary tactic?"
"It does not matter. Now get the parking space!" She moaned.
Driver dude let Ishizu off of his truck and the two gave a final sullet before Ishizu went off into the wild environment of Hershey Park, "okeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy-doooooookkkkkeeeyyyy!"
And thus is how Ishizu traveled to Hershey Park to save her brother and successfully got a parking space in the Hershey Park parking lot!
_*
Seto Kaiba had finally regained his sanity, so he was quite embarrassed that he had acted like a little kid. The others were not making it any easier for him.
Devil Horse began to become her eviler self again, and taunting Seto Kaiba like never before, "I will NEVER leave you with nothing to do, EVER AGAIN! You make me want to kill you even more than in your normal state!"
Kaiba tried to get up and walk over to
Light Moon sobbed and sniffed, "YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE YOUR FANGIRL!"
Kaiba looking relieved and happy wiped invisible sweat off his forehead, "whew..." (Thinking: one fangirl down, one million more to go)
Light Moon smiled and beamed and did all of that fangirl stuff, "BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!"
Kaiba whispered under his breath, "Darn . . ."
"What did you say?" Light Moon's angry tone echoed through the ride.
"ummmmmm . . ."
"Well?!"
Seto blushed (not really, he just looked at the floor, "I . . .I . . ."
"WELL?!"
"I . . ."
Luckily for Seto, at that moment Ishizu zipped up the ladder and dashed past them, interrupting their conversation, and rushed up to Marik.
Ishizu ran up to her brother, "Marik! Are you hurt? Do you need an ambulance?"
Marik, dumbstruck, stared at his sister, "I . . .I'm fine!"
"Are you sure? I got this feeling that you were hurt or in trouble or . . .worse!"
Marik, in an honest tone, (as honesest as Marik can get) said, "I'm still alive! I'm ok!"
Ishizu looked all confused, "Really? Then what was that "Marik's in trouble" feeling about?"
"They were teasing me!" Then suddenly, he bursts out in tears.
"Why?"
"I wet my pants cause Kiba said bunnies and I was surprised and then they laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and wouldn't stop and . . ."
Ishizu, in a heroic voice, said, "Say no more, my brother! I will obliterate these meanies!"
Yami gasping while still getting "glumped" by Tea, "That's . . . my . . . word!"
"I will destroy them with the powers of my millennium necklace!"
YamiWestley, in a Yami voice, "I will defend everyone with the magic pencil staff!" The staff lights up with a green light. She turns to Joey, and kisses him again. Joey bites his lip.
Yami Moon, with a Seto smirk on her face, "Wait! Let's do something more creative! Huddle!" She whispers something to YamiWestley, who nods and smiles. Devil Horse looks at Yami Moon, angry but is content with the idea.
"Ok . . . .ok . . . .cool! Let's do it!"
"Right! Break!"
YamiWestley pulled out her Magic Pencil Staff, "I use the power of my millennium pencil staff and force Ishizu to sing Shakira!" Then paused for diabolical laughter.
Yami Moon cried, "In Spanish! And I use the power of the millennium flute (which Yami Moon stole from her brother) to provide the background music!"
Devil Horse joined in, "And I add to that power with my power!"
YW, YM, and DH together, "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD THE SUPERIOR POWER OF SHAKIRA IN SPANISH!"
All yelled but the authoress and friends, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE SPANISH-NESS! I . . .I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS SINGING!
Ishizu began singing (And thinking: this is stupid):
"Su ya es hora de esconder Del mundo el dolor Bajo la piel Mas se que estare bien Los gatos como you caen do pie-"
All except for Yami Moon, YamiWestley, and Devil Horse started in, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"No quiero Jugar mi suerte por ti No puedo Con V pequena vivir Pronto estare do aqui Muy muy lejos-"
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"-Ay me voy otra vez Ahi to dejo Madrid Tus rutinas de piel Y tus ganas de huir Yo no queiro cobare Que me hagan sufrir Mejor le digo adios A tu boca de anis-"
"-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
_*
YW: Thankies to all you reviewers! And extra special thankies to Yami Moon, for writing this chappie! I did do some revising so that it would look like the other chappies, but the ideas and Yami Moon wrote most of the stuff! Here's your prize, I special limited edition mini action figure of . . *Drum roll* Joey Wheeler!
YM: *accepts award* -_- ok . . .why not Yami?
YW: Because . . .
YM: ^_^
YW: Anywho, next chappie: More singing madness, the Shadow Realm, and introducing the Millenium Windex! Ta, ta for now!
YM: BYE! *Waves*
LM: BYE!
YM: HEY!