Daddy doesn't worship you - Entry 2
"Will, pass the popcorn please" Buffy asked politely.
Xander, Willow and Buffy all sat on Buffy's bed, their eyes glued on a black and white horror film playing out on the screen.
"Thanks," Buffy said grabbing the bowl from Willow. "You'd think people would know not to go into a dark creaky old house on the night of a full moon"
"But that's the fun of the horror film Buff" Xander replied, "Seeing stupid people die horrible gory deaths is so gratifying on a night when you should be out partying and getting drunk like all the good little teenagers.
"Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm pooped from a week of studying and I can't think of anything better than a scar-a-thon, popcorn and my friends to round out the weekend." Willow smiled politely while chewing a few pieces of popcorn.
"Willow's right Xander, we need a relax full weekend. No demons, no hell- mouth, no giant monster-things. Just good old fashioned Hollywood fun, what more could you ask for?"
"A little pussy?" Xander pleaded, "I'm tired of hanging around a bunch of estrogen pumped drama machines all day and never getting any fucking pootang, Jesus I'm always alone in your bedroom with you and Willow, your mom doesn't seem to care. In fact your mom doesn't even seem to really exist. What's the big deal anyway? We're all a bunch of horny teenagers anyway, I'm sexy, in a quirky sarcastic kinda way. LETS GET IT ON LADIES"
"Xander what the hell are you talking about?" Buffy looked at him, completely confused. Willow with the same look of amazement on her face.
"Oh nevermind, I'm going home." And with the Xander stomped out of the room.
"What was that all about?" Buffy asked Willow.
"Who knows" she replied, "must be a guy thing".
"Will, pass the popcorn please" Buffy asked politely.
Xander, Willow and Buffy all sat on Buffy's bed, their eyes glued on a black and white horror film playing out on the screen.
"Thanks," Buffy said grabbing the bowl from Willow. "You'd think people would know not to go into a dark creaky old house on the night of a full moon"
"But that's the fun of the horror film Buff" Xander replied, "Seeing stupid people die horrible gory deaths is so gratifying on a night when you should be out partying and getting drunk like all the good little teenagers.
"Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm pooped from a week of studying and I can't think of anything better than a scar-a-thon, popcorn and my friends to round out the weekend." Willow smiled politely while chewing a few pieces of popcorn.
"Willow's right Xander, we need a relax full weekend. No demons, no hell- mouth, no giant monster-things. Just good old fashioned Hollywood fun, what more could you ask for?"
"A little pussy?" Xander pleaded, "I'm tired of hanging around a bunch of estrogen pumped drama machines all day and never getting any fucking pootang, Jesus I'm always alone in your bedroom with you and Willow, your mom doesn't seem to care. In fact your mom doesn't even seem to really exist. What's the big deal anyway? We're all a bunch of horny teenagers anyway, I'm sexy, in a quirky sarcastic kinda way. LETS GET IT ON LADIES"
"Xander what the hell are you talking about?" Buffy looked at him, completely confused. Willow with the same look of amazement on her face.
"Oh nevermind, I'm going home." And with the Xander stomped out of the room.
"What was that all about?" Buffy asked Willow.
"Who knows" she replied, "must be a guy thing".