Patrick wakes up in bed beside his fiancé. The only problem with that is, it isn’t the same fiancé he had when he went to sleep. An amnesia fic, wherein Patrick can’t remember the two years of his life in which he really started living.

"There was no better way to wake up, Patrick decided, than pressed up against the warm, naked body of the man you loved." A day in the life of David and Patrick.

Drabbles/oneshots of David and Alexis Rose over the years. Before/during/after Schitts Creek.

Because Ted and Alexis deserve a second shot. Several years after the series finale Ted and Alexis run into one another in the city and come to terms with the good and the bad of their past relationship.

Alexis knows she needs to break up with Ted. She also kind of hates herself for wrecking things for herself yet again. Still, she shouldn't be surprised - it's just part of who she is.

When she and her family are forced to move to Schitt's Creek, Alexis Rose has no intentions of falling in love with the dorky vet with eyes only for her, but fate has other ideas. Ted/Alexis plus other characters.

Coda—Series Finale: Stevie watches Johnny and Moira through the car window as their car rolls away.

A drabble (okay, well, almost drabble) highlighting the first time David cuddles Patrick.

Rose Apothecary is thriving! It's time to franchise and David can think of no better place for their next location than New York. The time for launch is soon approaching and he can't wait. But if one part of your life is thriving you have to be prepared to let the other parts slack? David must learn to bring balance back to his life and examine what he wants from his winnings.

Life with Patrick in Schitt's Creek after marriage was going to be a beautiful fairytale! Or, at least that's what David had thought. Can their relationship survive the revealed secrets, scandals, and betrayal to come? Rated M for strong language and sex.

David looked at the sea in contempt. Here it was, wide and infinite, shining in the sun and so very calm when he was decidedly not. He looked at the seagulls, shrieking their hatred to the skies and agreed. Life sucked. CW : depression/ suicidal thoughts

Episode tag to 1x10, Honeymoon. A look into why Stevie needed to know exactly what kind of... wine David drinks. Please note the tw inside.

After Patrick's Housewarming David decides he's not done with party games, so they play a game of Truth or Dare without the dare. Because what good high school party doesn't end with sharing dark secrets in dark corners? while Patrick realises it's ok to ask questions. And that maybe they really did meet at exactly the right time

David has a hangover, Patrick comes to help him out. He learns a bit more about Rose family history in the process. Just a little sweet post-episode moment that wandered into my head one Sunday morning. Post Episode 'The Dress' (Series 5 Episode 4)

An AU (with some canon elements) that follows our beloved David and Patrick through the creation of Rose Apothecary and falling in lurrrrrrv. But this one includes a yoga retreat with kilts because why not? This is a slooow burn but it definitely burns when it gets there. This alternates between David's and Patrick's point of view.

Patrick stumbles on to a horrible glimpse of his new husband's past. Has he already ruined his marriage that is less than a month old? May be triggering - referenced past non-con/dub-con (cannon) Also uncharacteristically strong language.

Ever since the Roses came to Schitt's Creek, Stevie's life has changed...

Patrick gets engaged to Rachel but he can't help feel that things aren't right. Throwing his old life away, he starts over at a little town called Schitt's creek. Canon Compliant Story

What if a goat had scared David and made him fall to his Doom? What if he got injured and had to be looked after in his Distress? Or - Patrick is a great boyfriend, what else is new?

Patrick wasn't looking for love, he was looking for an escape. But what happens when he finds someone who challenges him in all the right ways? Will he have the confidence to face it? Slash. Be prepared for fluff, snark and happy endings. More details inside!

Set during Season 6, episode 11 "Bachelor Party". David and Patrick get a chance for some alone time in between the escape room and the Wobbly Elm. Porn without plot ensues, with some use of David's feather tiara.

David and Patrick get a chance for a night alone at Rays. Smutty fun ensues. Set sometime between 401 and 402.

Sometimes, a rainy days occurs. Sometimes it passes. But one is never the same.

David has been cursed by the gods. He has lost the will to fight. Turns out mowing a lawn is way harder than he thought.

David flails. Patrick watches.