How to know when you're too obsessed with bishies (or any other hot anime
guy)
The general list
Pictures of your favorite bishie cover your wall
You take extensive notes from the anime about the bishie (what he eats in every episode, all of his outfits and what they comprise of, blood type, etc.)
You call the manga, anime artist for the rights to the character so he can be your official love slave
If a fight is going on and your bishie gets hurt you jump around yelling obscene curses at his opponent.
If a girl gets too close to your bishie you take a picture of your face put it on the girl and pretend its you, or see #4, or see #3 and kindly tell the girl to kindly (yeah right) back off your animated love slave, take a metal baseball bat and whack her stupid head off, write a website for bashing the girl character, or you could also just be happy for them.(not)
Glomp any guy on the street who even faintly resembles the bishie till he has to file for a restraining order.
You ignore the restraining order and take said metal baseball bat thwack him over the head (just enough to become unconscious) take him to your house and keep him in your closet as a living reminder of your bishie.
Make a cult of raving fangirls to chant his name and have odd ceremonies worshiping the animated earth he walks on.
Go to the Supreme Court to have the worship of bishies made into a legal religion (your parents weren't really into the whole cult thing).
When you and your cult of fangirls finally take over the world you remake the world under the bishie and have his face plastered everywhere.
Heh heh. none of those apply to me. *a guy that looks oddly like Kenshin
sticks head out of closet* "Miss ninja I believe it is time for me to do
the laundry that it is."
"Why sure! Go right ahead Kenshin!" Flashes rurouni smile, "Why thank you
Miss ninja! I'll be going to the basement now that I will!" "Oh and
Kenshin?" "Yes miss ninja?" "Don't forget about that electric shock
device I had you swallow that goes off if you leave the premises, I
wouldn't want my dear rurouni to get hurt now would I?" "No Miss Ninja."
grumbled "Kenshin". *Walks out door grumbling curses and something about
revenge being nigh. * Ok so. maybe one does the rest don't.
The general list
Pictures of your favorite bishie cover your wall
You take extensive notes from the anime about the bishie (what he eats in every episode, all of his outfits and what they comprise of, blood type, etc.)
You call the manga, anime artist for the rights to the character so he can be your official love slave
If a fight is going on and your bishie gets hurt you jump around yelling obscene curses at his opponent.
If a girl gets too close to your bishie you take a picture of your face put it on the girl and pretend its you, or see #4, or see #3 and kindly tell the girl to kindly (yeah right) back off your animated love slave, take a metal baseball bat and whack her stupid head off, write a website for bashing the girl character, or you could also just be happy for them.(not)
Glomp any guy on the street who even faintly resembles the bishie till he has to file for a restraining order.
You ignore the restraining order and take said metal baseball bat thwack him over the head (just enough to become unconscious) take him to your house and keep him in your closet as a living reminder of your bishie.
Make a cult of raving fangirls to chant his name and have odd ceremonies worshiping the animated earth he walks on.
Go to the Supreme Court to have the worship of bishies made into a legal religion (your parents weren't really into the whole cult thing).
When you and your cult of fangirls finally take over the world you remake the world under the bishie and have his face plastered everywhere.
Heh heh. none of those apply to me. *a guy that looks oddly like Kenshin
sticks head out of closet* "Miss ninja I believe it is time for me to do
the laundry that it is."
"Why sure! Go right ahead Kenshin!" Flashes rurouni smile, "Why thank you
Miss ninja! I'll be going to the basement now that I will!" "Oh and
Kenshin?" "Yes miss ninja?" "Don't forget about that electric shock
device I had you swallow that goes off if you leave the premises, I
wouldn't want my dear rurouni to get hurt now would I?" "No Miss Ninja."
grumbled "Kenshin". *Walks out door grumbling curses and something about
revenge being nigh. * Ok so. maybe one does the rest don't.