Foreword: you may not like my type of humor and you actually may. But if you think you are gonna send me any of that stupid "hate mail" than keep it to yourselves, my toilets already filled with my own crap and I don't need any of yours.

Iywanahaka: loser!

lugi@U: punk!

Iywanahaka: crap for brains!

lugi@U: freakin B word!

"Would you guys stop being so freaking gay!?" Sasha rushed over and exited out of AIM. "Hey! I was talkin to him," said Brian as he slapped her hand away. "Ever since you and Ed came up with those stupid account names you do nothing but dis each other repeatedly" "Isn't it great! Hey, if you say our AIM names in orde-" "Yes I know it says 'I wanna hock a Lugi at you', now can we please go?" "Ok, just a second, I need to log off of AIM" There was a long groan in the line behind him from the other Hogwarts students stretching the length of the Ravenclaw common room. "ey if yall wunna go on a computer, buy yo own at the mug'l shop 'k dawgs? dis one 's mine foo's" "Would you stop acting Black and get your laptop back in your trunk?" "ey! Dat right der is racism!" "Just go!" Sasha shoved Brian up the stairs.

Afterword: if you like it so far, you'll probably like the rest. This was just a sample of it because I know it's not very long so if you like it wait for the next chapter