Chapter 1

This Is What Happens When

It started out as a normal day. The sky was blue, the clouds were as

white, and the birds were all flying around in circles about to collide

over the school of Hogwarts and Billy! Who wrote this? I can't make out

this sentence! It looks like. How to Get People to Read Between Lines for

Total Domination! Just read the next one then. Yes, so, anyways, Harry's

life was run by a tyrant from hell about to join forces with Ned the

computer geek (and it's pretty bad when Ned comes in unless he's on your

side but normally he goes over towards the evil side because pay's

better). So like normal he was moping around using his time wisely while

Hermione and Ron were off doing God knows what. At this point Harry was

imagining Ron gallivanting off with Hermione into the sunset and starts

sniggering so hard he falls off his big comfy couch (not really his, it's

really more like the school's) and gains the stares from every one in the

common room. Harry didn't care.

"Harry?" said a VERY cunfuzzled voice.

Harry sat up and wiped the tears from his eyes. "Yes?" he replied.

"Harry, do you have some unknown stash somewhere that you would like to

tell me about?" Asked a very amused Ginny.

Harry was confused for a moment, and then suddenly understood. "Was I

really that cracked?"

"Just a bit." said Ginny with a smile helping Harry get up. By now every

one else had turned back to his or her books snickering behind their

hands. Ginny was walking away when Harry grabbed her wrist and swung her

around.

"Hey Gin, do you want to go for a walk?"

Ginny was quite uncomfortable. Harry (the love of her life though she

hasn't admitted it in quite some time) was holding her extremely close.

"Sure Harry why not?"