Chapter 2

Never Say "Why Not?"

"Why not", what had possessed her to say it? With those key words she

still went on the walk. No, hang on; it was Harry's fault she was on this

path towards the lake. Yes, Harry's fault not Ginny's. Harry Bad, Ginny

Good. But she was still on this walk. Why? Damnit Harry, it's all your

fault! Ginny complied with her brain.

Little did she know that Harry was having the exact same problem about his

own words. Then again it wouldn't be the exactly the same it would be

similar. But that's beside the point. The point is that Harry had no idea

who could have possessed him to ask Ginny on a walk. Sure she's pretty and

every thing He thought, distinctly leaving out the fact that she had boobs

and they were destined to be big, but it's not like he was into genetics

or anything. No, defiantly not, nope, no way Jose. But he wasn't the

stereotypical type of guy because there was no way he could fit in

stereotypical guy mode between being a hero mode and being a friend mode.

It just didn't fit in (and besides when he could that was time for being a

jackass mode).

"Harry could you keep it down? I can barely hear myself think." Ginny said

sarcastically.

"What?" Harry asked.

"Never mind"

"No really what did you say."

"Nothing"

"I'm pretty sure it was something," Harry said silently concluding that

this conversation (and a weird one at that) was better than no

conversation at all.

"Really?!" Ginny said, turning around so that she could look Harry

straight in the face. Harry, noticing she had stopped, turned around at

looked straight at Ginny. Harry was just about to retort when Hermione and

Ron showed up. Harry was glad about their sudden appearance but Ginny

looked pissed.

"Hey guys" Ron said uncertainly, noticing Ginny's look. He knew that look

to well. It was a look that scared children more so than a pimply Summoner

from centuries ago. You never wanted to be on the other side of that look,

for you will be broken into a million pieces, then those pieces will be

burned, and your ashes will be scattered towards the north, south, east

and west.

"Hey Ron and his girlfriend" Ginny drawled as Hermione blushed and looked

down at her feet and Ron stood up straight.

"My, my, someone's pissy." Hermione mumbled. Everyone stared in shock.

Everyone but Ron that is, he was proud for he had corrupted Hermione many

a year ago.

"Okay. Hey guys how 'bout we go on a walk together?" Harry suggested.

"Why not" Ron said as Ginny crumpled to the ground holding her head. And

off the trio walked leaving Ginny alone to slowly go insane.