A/N: Hello! I've been so bored since 'Crazy Inuyasha Truth or Dare' is
finished I felt like writing this. But, I start school tomorrow so maybe
this isn't a good idea. Oh well . . . Anyway this is going to be an
Inuyasha interview/talk show type of deal. Not really original, but I can
only stay focused on the crazy funny stuff, so here you have 'Crazy
Inuyasha Interviews'. Nice title huh? OK, so it sucks. *cries* Leave me
alone!
Disclaimer: One day I will rule the world, and when I do I shall have Miroku! MUAHAHAHA! *cough* Until then, I do not own any one from Inuyasha *is poked in the back by a lawyer* especially Miroku. Meanies!!
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Chapter 1
The camera closes in on the set. There are two chairs and a couch placed on the middle of the stage. And behind them a huge sign with bright flashy letters says "Shippo Rules". Suddenly music to the Barbie Song starts to play and the two hosts, well one of the two hosts comes out. She's a teenage girl, around 14, with black hair and brown eyes. She sits down in the first chair and smiles at the camera, then waves to the audience.
"Hello! I'm Jess, as you may remember me from my friend Katie's other story." She looks around apparently waiting on something. Her voice gets loud as she talks, the whole time looking back stage. "NOW, IF ONLY KATIE WOULD LIKE TO COME OUT SO WE CAN BEGIN THE SHOW!"
Another girl teenage girl comes out at this point. She's slightly taller than her friend is and she has brown hair and blue eyes. Her arms are filled with bags as she makes her way to her chair. "Sorry Jess," she whispers to her friend. "I was getting something."
"Like what?!" Jess shouts.
"Like candy for Shippo!" Katie grins as she dumps out loads of candy from the bags she brought.
"OK, but you're supposed to be looking at the camera!!!" Jess says waving her hand in the direction of the camera that has momentarily been watching the audience.
"Dude! What are you doing?!" Katie shouts to the cameraman.
"Oh right, sorry girls," Dude says while turning the camera back onto the hosts. He has a purple Mohawk and he's dressed up as if he were in Good Charlotte or something. (A/N: I love GC by the way. =P)
o.O;; "His name is dude?!" Jess asks.
"Yes, he is our temporary cameraman. If anyone out there would like to be our camera-person just say so in your review and tell us about yourself! Whoever wants the job first can have it!"
"Eh, now for the point of this show . . ." Jess sits up straight and looks at the camera.
"We introduce to you-" Katie continues.
"Shippo!"
The small kitsune walks onto the set then hops up onto the couch. He smiles at the audience shyly and waves.
"Hi there, Shippo!" Katie exclaims. "Like the decoration?" She points to the sign behind them.
"WOW, I rule?" Shippo asks. "I knew that of course!"
"Aww, now it's time to ask Shippo some questions," Jess says pulling out some note cards. "First question," she squints having trouble reading the hand print on the card. "Katie, what does this say?!"
"Umm, let me see," she takes the card from her friend and reads it. "First question, why do you wear that big bow that makes you look like a girl?"
*Sweat drop* "You made that question didn't you?"
"Yeah so? Shippo answer please."
"Why do I wear this bow? Well, my mother gave it to me, so I wear it all the time," Shippo answers.
"Why would she give you a bow when you're a boy?" Katie asks.
"I don't know, I think she wanted a daughter." Shippo shrugs.
"Next question, what's it like traveling with Inuyasha and Kagome?" Jess says.
"That wasn't on the cards!"
"So, you made something up."
"Well, it's a lot of fun, except for when Inuyasha calls me names and hits me on the head when I tease him. He's really sensitive about the fact that he likes Kagome. He won't admit it, but I know he does. One time I saw him smelling her clothes while she was bathing. I think the guy's obsessed." Shippo grins. "Really obsessed."
"I can't believe Inuyasha would do that!" Jess laughs.
"Puppy and Kagome sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Katie chants, laughing too.
"Oh that reminds me!" Shippo stands up on top of the couch. "I learned a new song off of Kagome's television thing!"
"Would you like to sing it for us Shippo-chan?" Jess asks smiling at the little boy.
"Sure!" He clears his throat and grins at the camera and audience. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I'd truly like to be-e-e, 'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me-e- e!" He goes on repeating it a few more times.
"That's very nice Shippo, you can STOP now," Jess says making the fox sit down. "Katie, what's the next question?"
"Why the hell did you sing that song?" Katie asks.
"That's not a question!"
"It ended in a question mark didn't it? HA like that one!"
"I LIKE THAT SONG!!" Shippo shouts shutting them both up. "Quit making fun of me!"
"We're not making fun of you Shippo," Jess says.
"Wiener boy!" Katie teases him.
"Am not!"
"Are too! You like wieners! You little perve!" Katie shouts at him.
"I AM NOT A PERVE!" Shippo screams starting to cry.
"Katie, leave him alone!"
"Fine, sorry Shippo, have some candy!"
"Candy?! Yay!" He starts eating all the candy that had been dumped onto the floor. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
"You made him hyper!" Jess yells over the noise while plugging her ears.
Shippo proceeds to start dancing around the whole stage chanting 'Candy' and saying 'Wee'. o.o' "Scary little fox," Katie says.
They both try to calm down the fox but their attempts are unsuccessful. "This calls for extreme measures!" Jess declares. She marches back stage and drags out another girl. "Everyone welcome Kagome!" Kagome waves to the audience.
The audience claps as Kagome grabs Shippo by the back of his clothes and drags him off stage. "Sorry everyone! Shippo has to go. Bye!" She then disappears with the kitsune back stage.
"I guess that's it for now," Jess says standing up from her chair.
"But you still have more time left on the film," Dude says from behind the camera.
"Save it for next time," Jess responds.
"Who's next?!" Katie asks standing up as well.
"Inuyasha."
"YAY! I gotta go work on the next lights for Puppy! See ya!" Katie runs off stage.
"Hey wait for me!" Jess shouts running after her.
The camera is now facing Dude who is smiling into it. "Well, that's it! See you next time! Bye!" He cuts off the camera and the screen goes black.
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A/N: One word: SHORT! This is just the beginning though; there are a lot more characters, so it'll get better. Oh yeah, if you have any questions for Inuyasha put them in your review, and if you want I can make you part of the audience!!! If you don't review, Inuyasha won't be interviewed and he will be very angry with me. ^.^ OK, anyway, that's it for Shippo. Hope you liked it. Ja!!!
Disclaimer: One day I will rule the world, and when I do I shall have Miroku! MUAHAHAHA! *cough* Until then, I do not own any one from Inuyasha *is poked in the back by a lawyer* especially Miroku. Meanies!!
***** ***** ***** *****
Chapter 1
The camera closes in on the set. There are two chairs and a couch placed on the middle of the stage. And behind them a huge sign with bright flashy letters says "Shippo Rules". Suddenly music to the Barbie Song starts to play and the two hosts, well one of the two hosts comes out. She's a teenage girl, around 14, with black hair and brown eyes. She sits down in the first chair and smiles at the camera, then waves to the audience.
"Hello! I'm Jess, as you may remember me from my friend Katie's other story." She looks around apparently waiting on something. Her voice gets loud as she talks, the whole time looking back stage. "NOW, IF ONLY KATIE WOULD LIKE TO COME OUT SO WE CAN BEGIN THE SHOW!"
Another girl teenage girl comes out at this point. She's slightly taller than her friend is and she has brown hair and blue eyes. Her arms are filled with bags as she makes her way to her chair. "Sorry Jess," she whispers to her friend. "I was getting something."
"Like what?!" Jess shouts.
"Like candy for Shippo!" Katie grins as she dumps out loads of candy from the bags she brought.
"OK, but you're supposed to be looking at the camera!!!" Jess says waving her hand in the direction of the camera that has momentarily been watching the audience.
"Dude! What are you doing?!" Katie shouts to the cameraman.
"Oh right, sorry girls," Dude says while turning the camera back onto the hosts. He has a purple Mohawk and he's dressed up as if he were in Good Charlotte or something. (A/N: I love GC by the way. =P)
o.O;; "His name is dude?!" Jess asks.
"Yes, he is our temporary cameraman. If anyone out there would like to be our camera-person just say so in your review and tell us about yourself! Whoever wants the job first can have it!"
"Eh, now for the point of this show . . ." Jess sits up straight and looks at the camera.
"We introduce to you-" Katie continues.
"Shippo!"
The small kitsune walks onto the set then hops up onto the couch. He smiles at the audience shyly and waves.
"Hi there, Shippo!" Katie exclaims. "Like the decoration?" She points to the sign behind them.
"WOW, I rule?" Shippo asks. "I knew that of course!"
"Aww, now it's time to ask Shippo some questions," Jess says pulling out some note cards. "First question," she squints having trouble reading the hand print on the card. "Katie, what does this say?!"
"Umm, let me see," she takes the card from her friend and reads it. "First question, why do you wear that big bow that makes you look like a girl?"
*Sweat drop* "You made that question didn't you?"
"Yeah so? Shippo answer please."
"Why do I wear this bow? Well, my mother gave it to me, so I wear it all the time," Shippo answers.
"Why would she give you a bow when you're a boy?" Katie asks.
"I don't know, I think she wanted a daughter." Shippo shrugs.
"Next question, what's it like traveling with Inuyasha and Kagome?" Jess says.
"That wasn't on the cards!"
"So, you made something up."
"Well, it's a lot of fun, except for when Inuyasha calls me names and hits me on the head when I tease him. He's really sensitive about the fact that he likes Kagome. He won't admit it, but I know he does. One time I saw him smelling her clothes while she was bathing. I think the guy's obsessed." Shippo grins. "Really obsessed."
"I can't believe Inuyasha would do that!" Jess laughs.
"Puppy and Kagome sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Katie chants, laughing too.
"Oh that reminds me!" Shippo stands up on top of the couch. "I learned a new song off of Kagome's television thing!"
"Would you like to sing it for us Shippo-chan?" Jess asks smiling at the little boy.
"Sure!" He clears his throat and grins at the camera and audience. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I'd truly like to be-e-e, 'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me-e- e!" He goes on repeating it a few more times.
"That's very nice Shippo, you can STOP now," Jess says making the fox sit down. "Katie, what's the next question?"
"Why the hell did you sing that song?" Katie asks.
"That's not a question!"
"It ended in a question mark didn't it? HA like that one!"
"I LIKE THAT SONG!!" Shippo shouts shutting them both up. "Quit making fun of me!"
"We're not making fun of you Shippo," Jess says.
"Wiener boy!" Katie teases him.
"Am not!"
"Are too! You like wieners! You little perve!" Katie shouts at him.
"I AM NOT A PERVE!" Shippo screams starting to cry.
"Katie, leave him alone!"
"Fine, sorry Shippo, have some candy!"
"Candy?! Yay!" He starts eating all the candy that had been dumped onto the floor. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
"You made him hyper!" Jess yells over the noise while plugging her ears.
Shippo proceeds to start dancing around the whole stage chanting 'Candy' and saying 'Wee'. o.o' "Scary little fox," Katie says.
They both try to calm down the fox but their attempts are unsuccessful. "This calls for extreme measures!" Jess declares. She marches back stage and drags out another girl. "Everyone welcome Kagome!" Kagome waves to the audience.
The audience claps as Kagome grabs Shippo by the back of his clothes and drags him off stage. "Sorry everyone! Shippo has to go. Bye!" She then disappears with the kitsune back stage.
"I guess that's it for now," Jess says standing up from her chair.
"But you still have more time left on the film," Dude says from behind the camera.
"Save it for next time," Jess responds.
"Who's next?!" Katie asks standing up as well.
"Inuyasha."
"YAY! I gotta go work on the next lights for Puppy! See ya!" Katie runs off stage.
"Hey wait for me!" Jess shouts running after her.
The camera is now facing Dude who is smiling into it. "Well, that's it! See you next time! Bye!" He cuts off the camera and the screen goes black.
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A/N: One word: SHORT! This is just the beginning though; there are a lot more characters, so it'll get better. Oh yeah, if you have any questions for Inuyasha put them in your review, and if you want I can make you part of the audience!!! If you don't review, Inuyasha won't be interviewed and he will be very angry with me. ^.^ OK, anyway, that's it for Shippo. Hope you liked it. Ja!!!