Chapter 3
Two Dorks In a Tree
After that walk seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours,
hours turned into days, and days turned into more days, and then all those
days ended up becoming a week. Yep it was a whole week. Wow. And Hermione
and Ron were in the common room doing Ron's homework.
"Ron" Hermione said.
"Yea?' Ron said looking up.
"Do ya wanna do something else?"
"That depends" Ron said as Hermione leaned over and whispered into his
ear. "I'm in" Ron said as soon as Hermione delivered her message. And they
ran off.
Harry saw the whole thing and couldn't help but say ew. It was just, ew.
"I feel the same way." Harry turned around and saw Ginny standing there
once again, catching him in an awkward moment, again.
"Hey Gin. Yea it is pretty disgusting isn't it?"
"Well isn't that an understatement."
"True dat"
"What?" Ginny said confused, shocked, and very scared for her life.
"Sorry, really weird book I read. Dudley hadn't started it. It was his
summer reading and I had nothing else to read. Honestly what kids are
reading today! But anyway it was about some Americans and let me tell you,
sometimes their language seems like it's from another planet."
"Really! What are some other sayings?" Ginny asked wanting to know a
foreign language and in the process sitting down next to Harry
"Um.well there was 'Girrrl', 'oh no you didn't', 'fo reaw', and my
favorite 'it's off the hizzle fo shizzle'"
"Ha! That's cute. What does it mean?"
"Well it kind of sounds like off the hook, for sure"
"Well, that's off the hizzle fo shizzle" Ginny said pointing to Harry's
mismatched socks.
"Girrrl" Harry said.
"Oh no you didn't"
"Dude"
"What?"
"Sorry, wrong language" Harry apologized.
"True dat"
"True dat"
"Harry" Ginny said
"Yea?"
"You're such a dork"
"Thanks." Harry said sarcasm oozing off in huge clumps.
"But I'll keep you." Ginny said as she patted Harry's knee and went up to
her dorms.
Two Dorks In a Tree
After that walk seconds turned into minutes, minutes turned into hours,
hours turned into days, and days turned into more days, and then all those
days ended up becoming a week. Yep it was a whole week. Wow. And Hermione
and Ron were in the common room doing Ron's homework.
"Ron" Hermione said.
"Yea?' Ron said looking up.
"Do ya wanna do something else?"
"That depends" Ron said as Hermione leaned over and whispered into his
ear. "I'm in" Ron said as soon as Hermione delivered her message. And they
ran off.
Harry saw the whole thing and couldn't help but say ew. It was just, ew.
"I feel the same way." Harry turned around and saw Ginny standing there
once again, catching him in an awkward moment, again.
"Hey Gin. Yea it is pretty disgusting isn't it?"
"Well isn't that an understatement."
"True dat"
"What?" Ginny said confused, shocked, and very scared for her life.
"Sorry, really weird book I read. Dudley hadn't started it. It was his
summer reading and I had nothing else to read. Honestly what kids are
reading today! But anyway it was about some Americans and let me tell you,
sometimes their language seems like it's from another planet."
"Really! What are some other sayings?" Ginny asked wanting to know a
foreign language and in the process sitting down next to Harry
"Um.well there was 'Girrrl', 'oh no you didn't', 'fo reaw', and my
favorite 'it's off the hizzle fo shizzle'"
"Ha! That's cute. What does it mean?"
"Well it kind of sounds like off the hook, for sure"
"Well, that's off the hizzle fo shizzle" Ginny said pointing to Harry's
mismatched socks.
"Girrrl" Harry said.
"Oh no you didn't"
"Dude"
"What?"
"Sorry, wrong language" Harry apologized.
"True dat"
"True dat"
"Harry" Ginny said
"Yea?"
"You're such a dork"
"Thanks." Harry said sarcasm oozing off in huge clumps.
"But I'll keep you." Ginny said as she patted Harry's knee and went up to
her dorms.