A/N: So you realize I'm not going to be able to update quickly right?
'Cause guess what? School sucks monkeys! If you already knew that, then you
feel my pain like Steph does. Oh my gosh, Steph!!! I can have Vash?
Seriously? Sweet! But, I'm back into my Miroku obsession, grrr. No, I'm not
going to have all my characters from my other story in here. Sowwiez!
*sniffs* They were all so cool though. But I hope to find away to put you
in, Steph 'cause you rock! Oh yeah, thank you so very much for all the
reviews all my wonderful readers, I love you so much! *cough* Now that
that's out of the way. Swimchick852, I (or we 'cause I talked to Jess about
it) can't think of any jobs yet, but if you have any suggestions then
please tell me/us. OK, that's confusing. Anyway, this is Chapter 2!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I don't even own a camera. I suck don't I? Oh well, life goes on. I am going to rule the world though; just you wait and see! I'm not crazy!!!
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Chapter 2
The camera closes on the same set as before. This time the sign behind the chairs and couch says "Puppy r0x0rs!!!" in bigger bright red flashier letters than Shippo's was. Now the introduction music is playing, but this time it's "Why Don't You & I" by Santana featuring Alex Band. (A/N: I love that song!) There is a long silent pause until one of the hosts makes her way on stage carrying a rather big box with air holes poked in it.
"Hi there!" she exclaims. "Yes, this time I'm first out. Hahaha Jess!"
She stands and waits for Jess to join her. She taps her foot impatiently and looks at her watch. "Jess, where are you?!"
Finally the other host (A/N: a thought just crossed my mind, should that be hostess?) comes onto the stage. This time she is carrying something too.
"Sorry, *pant* there was bad traffic on the way to the store," she says sitting her bag on the floor by her chair and then waving at the camera. "What do you have in that box?"
"You'll see," Katie grins widely, then remembers something. "Oh yeah, our new camera person!"
"Well, who is it? Have you made up your mind yet?"
Katie's grin somehow grows wider. "Yes, I'm sorry Mesa, but I picked Cole."
Jess shakes her head. "But the girl asked first."
"The dude said I rocked!!!"
"So, that's not fair." Jess crosses her arms. "Are you conceited now?"
"No! I just think that he's really cool 'cause I'm his favorite."
"Psh, oh well, it's your choice. Mesa, I apologize for my friend. So gomen ne!"
Katie shrugs and then clears her throat. "Now, I would like to introduce to you Cole the camera guy!"
Evanescence plays for his intro music as Cole 'the camera guy' walks out. He is medium height with brown hair. (A/N: yeah, I used it straight out of his review, so what?!)
"Hi!" he says smiling brightly, while joining the two girls on stage.
"Welcome Cole!" Jess says.
"Thanks a lot!!!" he replies.
Katie just grins in a zoned out kinda way.
"Katie?" Jess says. "Katie?! KATIE!!! Wake up!" She pinches her friend on the arm, which snaps her back to reality.
"Huh? What?" Katie asks.
"OK, that's better. Tell us something about yourself Cole," Jess says.
"Um, I love Evanescence and um, aren't you supposed to be interviewing Inuyasha and not me?"
"Oh, yeah, right," Jess says. "Take your place at the camera and we'll begin."
Cole nods and goes over to the camera, which he somehow knows how to work, don't ask me how, maybe he already knew? (A/N: That was whack! ?_? Anyway, sorry for the disruption.)
Jess and Katie take their seats. "Now, introducing, INUYASHA!" Jess says.
"Also known as PUPPY!"
A loud 'feh' is heard before the hanyou, that we all love so much, makes his way over to the couch and sits down. He leans back without bothering to look at the camera or the audience.
"Hello there, Inuyasha," Jess greets him warmly.
"Oi," he says sarcastically.
"Puppy, I have a question." Katie has somehow managed to sit on the couch next to Inuyasha.
"What?" he asks moving away because she's almost nose to nose with him.
"Could I touch your ears and your hair?"
Inuyasha falls over. "No you can't touch my ears! Or my hair! If you even try it I'll kill you!"
"NO!" Cole shouts from the camera. "Don't kill her!"
Inuyasha looks over at Cole. "Where the hell did you come from?"
"SIT!" Jess says.
Inuyasha magically falls through the floor of the stage. When he makes his was back up he stares at Jess blankly. "How-how do you do that?! You're not Kagome!"
Jess grins evilly. "You will never know."
"Jess, we have to ask him his questions, remember?" Katie says nudging her friend with her elbow. (She's back in her chair.)
"OK, the first question was from Mesa." Jess pulls out a card and reads it. "Puppy, how do you feel about Inuyasha and Sango pairings in fanfics?"
Inuyasha's eyes grow wide. (Kinda like this O.O') "Me and Sango?"
"Yes, how do you feel about that. And you better answer correctly or you will get the 's' word."
"Um," a big sweat drop forms on his head, "I uh, don't really um, I would like it better if it was, uh never mind."
"Aw, that's so cute!" Jess says.
Katie yawns. "Next question, from 'not telling u' *cough*Jess*cough* . . ."
"I heard that!"
"Anywayz, the next question is: why do you like Kikyo's *cough*deadcorpseuglydisgustingsmellywoman*cough* smell? EWWWIE!"
"Who said I like her smell?" Inuyasha asks.
"You did," Jess states.
"Well I used to, but that was before- Feh, never mind," Inuyasha says.
"The next question, also from 'not telling u', is why don't you admit you like Kagome even though actions speak louder than words?"
"What?"
"WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE KAGOME?!?!" Katie shouts.
"You don't have to hurt my ears!" Inuyasha yells back at her.
"THEN ANSWER THE BLEEPIN' QUESTION!"
"FINE!!! I won't admit I like Kagome because she probably doesn't like me!"
"That's a load of crap," Jess says. "All she thinks about is you."
o.o' "Really?"
"No duh, dipstick," Katie says. (A/N: Sorry, I'm tired and I feel like being mean lol)
"Katie, calm down. Ask him the other question from 'not telling u'."
"Fine, fine," Katie yawns again. (A/N: Oh my gosh, I actually yawned when I typed that!) "Puppy, do you like chickens?"
"To eat chickens?"
"NO!!!"
"No, then I don't like chickens."
"Aw, that's too bad then." Katie kicks the box she had brought and the side of it comes open. Five chickens flutter out and start running after Inuyasha, who had gotten up to run away.
^_^ "You got more chickens!" Jess says happily.
"Yeah, you paid for 'em," Katie mutters.
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Cole screams running over to the girls from behind the camera. "HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Wha?" they both say looking behind him to see Inuyasha chasing after him with the chickens running after him.
"Um, bad Puppy, bad!" Jess says grabbing her bag she brought and pulling out a dog biscuit.
Inuyasha stops and stares at the biscuit in her hand. He whines as if he were an actual dog and sits down.
"AWWWW!!!" Jess exclaims.
o.O;;; "Puppy?!" Katie rushes over to Inuyasha and feels his forehead. "Are you sick?!"
Jess gives him the treat and he runs off barking.
Cole has perched himself up at the top of the audience.
"Cole?!" Katie calls. "What are you doing? Come take care of the camera!"
"Coming!" Cole shouts making his way down through the audience.
^o^ "He took the treat, AWWWWWW!" Jess gushes.
"Yeah, whatever."
"Um, we have a problem," Cole says from behind the camera.
"What is it?" Jess and Katie ask at the same time.
"Well other than the fact that there's a psychotic evil pringle on the loose . . ."
"A what?" Jess asks.
"AN EVIL PRINGLE?! WHERE?!" Katie screams jumping up onto the couch. "HELLLP!"
"There is no such thing as a psychotic evil pringle!"
"Sure there is," Cole states. "Look out it's behind you!"
Jess squeals and jumps up onto the chair. "DARN YOU!"
"MUAHAHAHA! Anyway-" Just as he goes to speak the power goes out.
"What happened?" Jess asks.
"The power went out!" Cole shouts from the direction of the camera.
"Why?!"
"I think it was that really big sign, it used a lot of electricity."
"Then how-"
"I PUT BATTERIES IN IT!" Cole shouts again.
"You can do that?" Jess asks.
"Yeah, well I think that's where the batteries go . . ."
"Katie? Are you here?" Jess asks.
*sniff* "I'm scared of the dark and the evil pringle's gonna get me!" she cries from the couch. (A/N: No, I'm not really scared of the dark, I love the dark. =P)
"Not to fear! I am here!" Cole flicks on a flashlight and points it in the direction of the girls. (A/N: That was a mad corny line, sorry Cole.) Jess is standing up on top of her chair and Katie sitting on the couch with her knees curled up to her chin.
"EVIL PRINGLES!!!" Katie screams shading her eyes with her hands.
"There are no evil pringles," Cole says. "I made them up."
Katie gasps. "Don't doubt the power of the pringles!"
"Whatever," Cole says. "Your film time is almost up."
"OK, OK, INUYASHA GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!" Jess shouts.
Inuyasha comes back out, this time he's normal. "What?"
"Say bye," Jess says.
"Ja," he growls.
"Can I touch your ears now?" Katie asks, following him backstage.
"No!" Inuyasha yells starting to run away from her.
"Mmmkay, well that's all for now! Ja ne! Bye! See ya next time!" Jess says walking off stage too. (A/N: I just realized, the power is out, but you know Cole has the flashlight pointed on them right?)
Cole steps in front of the camera with the flashlight under his face, making him look really spooky. "BOO!" he says before cutting the camera off.
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A/N: Was that a little weird to you? I think it was weird, but that's just me. Oh yeah, sorry if you're OOC Cole. And um sorry to Mesa again, gomen, gomen, gomen! And uh, next is ummm, *thinks really hard* I think I'll do Kagome next! If you have questions for her ask 'em in your review . . . Please review? Pretty please? I asked nicely, and if you don't review then you're really mean. Expect an update next weekend. LOL Ja ne! Adios! Hasta luego! Bye!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, EVIL PRINGLES!!! ~.^
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I don't even own a camera. I suck don't I? Oh well, life goes on. I am going to rule the world though; just you wait and see! I'm not crazy!!!
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Chapter 2
The camera closes on the same set as before. This time the sign behind the chairs and couch says "Puppy r0x0rs!!!" in bigger bright red flashier letters than Shippo's was. Now the introduction music is playing, but this time it's "Why Don't You & I" by Santana featuring Alex Band. (A/N: I love that song!) There is a long silent pause until one of the hosts makes her way on stage carrying a rather big box with air holes poked in it.
"Hi there!" she exclaims. "Yes, this time I'm first out. Hahaha Jess!"
She stands and waits for Jess to join her. She taps her foot impatiently and looks at her watch. "Jess, where are you?!"
Finally the other host (A/N: a thought just crossed my mind, should that be hostess?) comes onto the stage. This time she is carrying something too.
"Sorry, *pant* there was bad traffic on the way to the store," she says sitting her bag on the floor by her chair and then waving at the camera. "What do you have in that box?"
"You'll see," Katie grins widely, then remembers something. "Oh yeah, our new camera person!"
"Well, who is it? Have you made up your mind yet?"
Katie's grin somehow grows wider. "Yes, I'm sorry Mesa, but I picked Cole."
Jess shakes her head. "But the girl asked first."
"The dude said I rocked!!!"
"So, that's not fair." Jess crosses her arms. "Are you conceited now?"
"No! I just think that he's really cool 'cause I'm his favorite."
"Psh, oh well, it's your choice. Mesa, I apologize for my friend. So gomen ne!"
Katie shrugs and then clears her throat. "Now, I would like to introduce to you Cole the camera guy!"
Evanescence plays for his intro music as Cole 'the camera guy' walks out. He is medium height with brown hair. (A/N: yeah, I used it straight out of his review, so what?!)
"Hi!" he says smiling brightly, while joining the two girls on stage.
"Welcome Cole!" Jess says.
"Thanks a lot!!!" he replies.
Katie just grins in a zoned out kinda way.
"Katie?" Jess says. "Katie?! KATIE!!! Wake up!" She pinches her friend on the arm, which snaps her back to reality.
"Huh? What?" Katie asks.
"OK, that's better. Tell us something about yourself Cole," Jess says.
"Um, I love Evanescence and um, aren't you supposed to be interviewing Inuyasha and not me?"
"Oh, yeah, right," Jess says. "Take your place at the camera and we'll begin."
Cole nods and goes over to the camera, which he somehow knows how to work, don't ask me how, maybe he already knew? (A/N: That was whack! ?_? Anyway, sorry for the disruption.)
Jess and Katie take their seats. "Now, introducing, INUYASHA!" Jess says.
"Also known as PUPPY!"
A loud 'feh' is heard before the hanyou, that we all love so much, makes his way over to the couch and sits down. He leans back without bothering to look at the camera or the audience.
"Hello there, Inuyasha," Jess greets him warmly.
"Oi," he says sarcastically.
"Puppy, I have a question." Katie has somehow managed to sit on the couch next to Inuyasha.
"What?" he asks moving away because she's almost nose to nose with him.
"Could I touch your ears and your hair?"
Inuyasha falls over. "No you can't touch my ears! Or my hair! If you even try it I'll kill you!"
"NO!" Cole shouts from the camera. "Don't kill her!"
Inuyasha looks over at Cole. "Where the hell did you come from?"
"SIT!" Jess says.
Inuyasha magically falls through the floor of the stage. When he makes his was back up he stares at Jess blankly. "How-how do you do that?! You're not Kagome!"
Jess grins evilly. "You will never know."
"Jess, we have to ask him his questions, remember?" Katie says nudging her friend with her elbow. (She's back in her chair.)
"OK, the first question was from Mesa." Jess pulls out a card and reads it. "Puppy, how do you feel about Inuyasha and Sango pairings in fanfics?"
Inuyasha's eyes grow wide. (Kinda like this O.O') "Me and Sango?"
"Yes, how do you feel about that. And you better answer correctly or you will get the 's' word."
"Um," a big sweat drop forms on his head, "I uh, don't really um, I would like it better if it was, uh never mind."
"Aw, that's so cute!" Jess says.
Katie yawns. "Next question, from 'not telling u' *cough*Jess*cough* . . ."
"I heard that!"
"Anywayz, the next question is: why do you like Kikyo's *cough*deadcorpseuglydisgustingsmellywoman*cough* smell? EWWWIE!"
"Who said I like her smell?" Inuyasha asks.
"You did," Jess states.
"Well I used to, but that was before- Feh, never mind," Inuyasha says.
"The next question, also from 'not telling u', is why don't you admit you like Kagome even though actions speak louder than words?"
"What?"
"WHY WON'T YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE KAGOME?!?!" Katie shouts.
"You don't have to hurt my ears!" Inuyasha yells back at her.
"THEN ANSWER THE BLEEPIN' QUESTION!"
"FINE!!! I won't admit I like Kagome because she probably doesn't like me!"
"That's a load of crap," Jess says. "All she thinks about is you."
o.o' "Really?"
"No duh, dipstick," Katie says. (A/N: Sorry, I'm tired and I feel like being mean lol)
"Katie, calm down. Ask him the other question from 'not telling u'."
"Fine, fine," Katie yawns again. (A/N: Oh my gosh, I actually yawned when I typed that!) "Puppy, do you like chickens?"
"To eat chickens?"
"NO!!!"
"No, then I don't like chickens."
"Aw, that's too bad then." Katie kicks the box she had brought and the side of it comes open. Five chickens flutter out and start running after Inuyasha, who had gotten up to run away.
^_^ "You got more chickens!" Jess says happily.
"Yeah, you paid for 'em," Katie mutters.
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Cole screams running over to the girls from behind the camera. "HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Wha?" they both say looking behind him to see Inuyasha chasing after him with the chickens running after him.
"Um, bad Puppy, bad!" Jess says grabbing her bag she brought and pulling out a dog biscuit.
Inuyasha stops and stares at the biscuit in her hand. He whines as if he were an actual dog and sits down.
"AWWWW!!!" Jess exclaims.
o.O;;; "Puppy?!" Katie rushes over to Inuyasha and feels his forehead. "Are you sick?!"
Jess gives him the treat and he runs off barking.
Cole has perched himself up at the top of the audience.
"Cole?!" Katie calls. "What are you doing? Come take care of the camera!"
"Coming!" Cole shouts making his way down through the audience.
^o^ "He took the treat, AWWWWWW!" Jess gushes.
"Yeah, whatever."
"Um, we have a problem," Cole says from behind the camera.
"What is it?" Jess and Katie ask at the same time.
"Well other than the fact that there's a psychotic evil pringle on the loose . . ."
"A what?" Jess asks.
"AN EVIL PRINGLE?! WHERE?!" Katie screams jumping up onto the couch. "HELLLP!"
"There is no such thing as a psychotic evil pringle!"
"Sure there is," Cole states. "Look out it's behind you!"
Jess squeals and jumps up onto the chair. "DARN YOU!"
"MUAHAHAHA! Anyway-" Just as he goes to speak the power goes out.
"What happened?" Jess asks.
"The power went out!" Cole shouts from the direction of the camera.
"Why?!"
"I think it was that really big sign, it used a lot of electricity."
"Then how-"
"I PUT BATTERIES IN IT!" Cole shouts again.
"You can do that?" Jess asks.
"Yeah, well I think that's where the batteries go . . ."
"Katie? Are you here?" Jess asks.
*sniff* "I'm scared of the dark and the evil pringle's gonna get me!" she cries from the couch. (A/N: No, I'm not really scared of the dark, I love the dark. =P)
"Not to fear! I am here!" Cole flicks on a flashlight and points it in the direction of the girls. (A/N: That was a mad corny line, sorry Cole.) Jess is standing up on top of her chair and Katie sitting on the couch with her knees curled up to her chin.
"EVIL PRINGLES!!!" Katie screams shading her eyes with her hands.
"There are no evil pringles," Cole says. "I made them up."
Katie gasps. "Don't doubt the power of the pringles!"
"Whatever," Cole says. "Your film time is almost up."
"OK, OK, INUYASHA GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!" Jess shouts.
Inuyasha comes back out, this time he's normal. "What?"
"Say bye," Jess says.
"Ja," he growls.
"Can I touch your ears now?" Katie asks, following him backstage.
"No!" Inuyasha yells starting to run away from her.
"Mmmkay, well that's all for now! Ja ne! Bye! See ya next time!" Jess says walking off stage too. (A/N: I just realized, the power is out, but you know Cole has the flashlight pointed on them right?)
Cole steps in front of the camera with the flashlight under his face, making him look really spooky. "BOO!" he says before cutting the camera off.
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A/N: Was that a little weird to you? I think it was weird, but that's just me. Oh yeah, sorry if you're OOC Cole. And um sorry to Mesa again, gomen, gomen, gomen! And uh, next is ummm, *thinks really hard* I think I'll do Kagome next! If you have questions for her ask 'em in your review . . . Please review? Pretty please? I asked nicely, and if you don't review then you're really mean. Expect an update next weekend. LOL Ja ne! Adios! Hasta luego! Bye!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, EVIL PRINGLES!!! ~.^