A/N: *Takes really deep breath* Hola! Guess what? I have blue streaks in my
hair! Woohoo! Well, so what if it'll wash out when I take a shower, and it
barely shows. Anyway, sorry Bowsergal *looks around innocently* I thought
about that after I posted the chapter but I couldn't fix it so oh well,
silly me. And I will let you share, and I do hope Cole doesn't mind. I will
also try to use that for your character Cole, it might not happen in this
chapter, but I will try. Oh yeah, thankies for saying I rule all and stuff.
Teehee, you r0x0rs!!!! And you're very welcome! Heh, anyway, I'm so bored
and it's still the weekend, so I'm going to write another chapter. Just
cause I'm really nice. *Does cheesy stupid grin* I suddenly feel tired
*yawns* but I'm still gonna write this! ^^
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. But I still have my plans to rule the world. Yup, and Jess is gonna be my co-ruler and we will have a chicken army and we will have Frosted Flakes minions!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! (I think I've had too many Pixy Stix today.)
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Chapter 3
Once again, the camera, with Cole standing behind it, closes in on the usual set except there is a small sign that says "Kagome" in dim letters. Also the floor is boarded up where Inuyasha had been sat in the last episode. Today, both of the hostesses come out at the same time.
"Hello!" Jess says smiling at the camera weakly. Katie simply waves taking her seat.
"What's wrong you guys?" Cole asks from the camera.
"Kagome," Katie mumbles. "BORRRING!!!"
"Well, next time you guys have Kikyo to interview," Cole says.
Jess groans and Katie gets a gleeful look in her eye. "Oh joy! Oh joy!" she declares suddenly regaining her happiness.
"Joy? You're looking forward to that smelly woman?!" Jess asks.
"Yes," Katie grins widely. "Hehe . . ."
"OOOOOK! Anyway we will have-"
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!" Bowsergal exclaims running onto the set, then starts jumping up and down.
"What's she doing here?" Cole asks.
"You two will have to share the camera," Jess says.
"What?!?!"
"Sorry Cole, but it's only fair," Jess replies.
"Riiiight," Cole says sarcastically as Bowsergal runs over to the camera and pushes him out of the way.
"Now, welcome Kagome!" Katie says.
Kagome walks out waving at the small audience. "Hi guys! Thanks for having me on your show!"
"You're welcome!" Jess says ushering her to the couch.
Katie pauses and stares at the audience with a sour expression. "Cole, could you do something for me?"
"Um, sure. What is it?"
"Come here."
"OK." Cole goes over to her and she whispers something in his ear. He nods and heads off some place backstage.
"What was that about?" Jess asks.
"Nothing," Katie says. "Ask Kagome the questions already."
"Oh right," Jess looks at her cards. "Um, Katie, we didn't prepare questions for Kagome."
"What?! Maaaaan."
"Hmm, Kagome what do you think about Sesshomaru?" Jess asks out of no where.
Kagome scratches her head thinking. "Welllll, he's okay I guess, except for the part that he hates humans and he's out to kill Inuyasha."
"But he's so cute, don't you think?" Jess continues.
"Well, I guess he is. He does have pretty hair." ^^;
"I knooooow!!!" Jess goes into a long conversation about Sesshomaru with Kagome.
"Ummm," Katie looks over at Bowsergal. "You're taping all of this boring stuff?"
"Yeah! That's what mesa supposed to do right?"
"Yeah," Katie yawns sitting back in her chair. Ten minutes later Cole makes his way back onstage carrying a medium sized box, which he gives to Katie. "YAY!! Thank you so much!"
"You're welcome!"
A girl with dirty blonde hair pops up beside him out of nowhere. "Helllo!!!" she says.
o.o' "Kelsey? What are you doing here?" Cole asks, jumping at first.
"I was . . . INVITED!!! You're not the only one that can have fun, you know."
"Who invited you?"
"Jess." She points to Jess, who is still talking about her wonderful Sesshie to Kagome. (A/N: lol Jess, you know you would do that!!! J/K)
"OOOOH."
Meanwhile, Katie has started handing out whatever was in the box to the audience members. They look kind of like candy bars.
"What's she giving to them?" Bowsergal asks zooming in on Katie; she had been recording the long Sesshomaru conversation.
"I have no clue," Cole says. "She just told me to get them from backstage."
Katie finishes whatever she was doing and sits back down in her chair. "Jess, enough of Sesshomaru, you can talk about him when he's on here."
"Grrr, fine."
"Anyone have questions for Kagome?" Katie looks over to Cole, Kelsey, and Bowsergal.
"I have one!" Cole and Bowsergal say at the same time walking onto the set.
"Don't copy me!" they both shout at each other.
"Someone please ask her a question!"
"Ahem, I would like to know what you think about Kagome and Miroku pairings in fanfics," Bowsergal says.
"Miroku and me????" Kagome asks wide-eyed like Inuyasha had been about him and Sango.
"Gosh, she likes those questions," Jess says.
"Miro-san and Kagome? No way!!!"
"Miroku is a lot nicer than Inuyasha, so I guess that would be okay. I mean, it's not like it's real or anything. Miroku's not that bad, except for the fact that he's such a hentai."
Katie stares at her blankly. "That's it, she's dead!!!" She lunges toward Kagome.
Jess grabs her best friend and holds her back as she starts kicking and screaming.
o.o' "Is she okay?" Cole asks.
"She's just a crazy Mirokuluverhead, no need to worry."
"Mesa likes Miroku too," Bowsergal says.
"DIE!!!" Katie screams, and at those words all the people in the audience fall over dead.
o.O;;; "What the-" Kagome starts to say.
"Oopsies, I forgot about that . . ." Katie laughs innocently.
"What happened to our audience?!"
"Well you see I gave them those candy bars that like kill you if the person that gives them to you says die . . ."
"There's no such thing as candy bars that do that!" Jess says.
"Yeah, well there is now!!! I bought them from the psychotic evil pringles for a dollar."
"You mean there are actually psychotic evil pringles?" Jess, Cole, and however else chimes in together. (A/N: Can you see my laziness?)
"Duh," Katie says.
"Wait a sec, who's working the camera?" Cole asks.
"I am!!!" Kelsey says from behind the camera. She magically knows how to work it like the other two. o.O;;
"Kelsey!!! It was my turn!!!"
"Well you're asking Kagome a question!!"
"So!! It's still my turn!!!"
"You can't do both at the same time!"
"Still you didn't ask!!!"
"Do I have to?!"
"YES!!!!"
The two start arguing while Bowsergal takes over the camera and focuses on the dead audience.
Ten minutes later Kelsey and Cole stop arguing and sit down, out of breath, in chairs that have magically appeared beside the camera.
"Um, is it time for me to go yet?" Kagome asks.
"NO!! I have to ask my question!!!" Cole shouts running back on the set.
"OK, then," Kagome says. "You don't have to yell."
"Bowsergal!!!! You have to record them over there!" Kelsey says pointing at Kagome and etc.
"Okiez!!!" she turns the camera on everyone on the set as Cole begins to ask his question.
"Is it true that you and Inuyasha were kissing in the Teachers' Lounge last Saturday at Katie's school?" Cole asks in one breath.
O.O; "At MY school?" Katie asks.
O.O; "At HER school? Jess asks.
Kagome looked around nervously, whilst blushing brightly. "Of course not."
"HAHA!! IT'S TRUE!!!"
"It is not!!!"
"Yes it is!!"
"Fine, okay! I was!" Kagome admits.
Cole starts laughing hysterically.
"Wait . . . how would they be at her school on a Saturday?" Kelsey asks from her seat by the camera. "That makes no sense at all, Cole."
"Yeah, and how would they be in the Teachers' Lounge? Wouldn't the doors be locked?" Jess adds.
"But she just admitted she did!!!"
"Actually last Saturday I went to the movies with Hojo, I had to repay him for the last time I stood him up," Kagome states.
"Ugh, spoil my fun!" Cole marches back over to the camera where he switches places with Bowsergal.
"Anyway, what are we supposed to do with all these dead people?" Jess asks. "Aren't we gonna get in trouble?!"
"It won't matter when I take over the world," Katie says. "Plus, we need them for bait."
"Bait?" Jess asks.
"Yes, you will see next chappy!!!" Katie stands up. "I have to go make an ugly sign for Kikyo, see ya!"
"Um, I guess that's all then," Jess says.
"Good, your time's almost up," Kelsey says matter-of-factly.
"That's nice, bye!" Jess leaves.
"Uh, ja ne!" Kagome says going after Jess.
Cole stalks off with Kelsey following behind him, and Bowsergal's face pops up in front of the camera. "BYEEEEEE!!!!"
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A/N: OK, so that wasn't so good. But I was bored!!! *sniffs* I needed something to occupy my time with. Anyway I will update next weekend, and the Kikyo chapter will be WAY better because I hate her so much and I can put Ghoul King in!!! WOOOHOOO!!! Adios!!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. But I still have my plans to rule the world. Yup, and Jess is gonna be my co-ruler and we will have a chicken army and we will have Frosted Flakes minions!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! (I think I've had too many Pixy Stix today.)
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Chapter 3
Once again, the camera, with Cole standing behind it, closes in on the usual set except there is a small sign that says "Kagome" in dim letters. Also the floor is boarded up where Inuyasha had been sat in the last episode. Today, both of the hostesses come out at the same time.
"Hello!" Jess says smiling at the camera weakly. Katie simply waves taking her seat.
"What's wrong you guys?" Cole asks from the camera.
"Kagome," Katie mumbles. "BORRRING!!!"
"Well, next time you guys have Kikyo to interview," Cole says.
Jess groans and Katie gets a gleeful look in her eye. "Oh joy! Oh joy!" she declares suddenly regaining her happiness.
"Joy? You're looking forward to that smelly woman?!" Jess asks.
"Yes," Katie grins widely. "Hehe . . ."
"OOOOOK! Anyway we will have-"
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!" Bowsergal exclaims running onto the set, then starts jumping up and down.
"What's she doing here?" Cole asks.
"You two will have to share the camera," Jess says.
"What?!?!"
"Sorry Cole, but it's only fair," Jess replies.
"Riiiight," Cole says sarcastically as Bowsergal runs over to the camera and pushes him out of the way.
"Now, welcome Kagome!" Katie says.
Kagome walks out waving at the small audience. "Hi guys! Thanks for having me on your show!"
"You're welcome!" Jess says ushering her to the couch.
Katie pauses and stares at the audience with a sour expression. "Cole, could you do something for me?"
"Um, sure. What is it?"
"Come here."
"OK." Cole goes over to her and she whispers something in his ear. He nods and heads off some place backstage.
"What was that about?" Jess asks.
"Nothing," Katie says. "Ask Kagome the questions already."
"Oh right," Jess looks at her cards. "Um, Katie, we didn't prepare questions for Kagome."
"What?! Maaaaan."
"Hmm, Kagome what do you think about Sesshomaru?" Jess asks out of no where.
Kagome scratches her head thinking. "Welllll, he's okay I guess, except for the part that he hates humans and he's out to kill Inuyasha."
"But he's so cute, don't you think?" Jess continues.
"Well, I guess he is. He does have pretty hair." ^^;
"I knooooow!!!" Jess goes into a long conversation about Sesshomaru with Kagome.
"Ummm," Katie looks over at Bowsergal. "You're taping all of this boring stuff?"
"Yeah! That's what mesa supposed to do right?"
"Yeah," Katie yawns sitting back in her chair. Ten minutes later Cole makes his way back onstage carrying a medium sized box, which he gives to Katie. "YAY!! Thank you so much!"
"You're welcome!"
A girl with dirty blonde hair pops up beside him out of nowhere. "Helllo!!!" she says.
o.o' "Kelsey? What are you doing here?" Cole asks, jumping at first.
"I was . . . INVITED!!! You're not the only one that can have fun, you know."
"Who invited you?"
"Jess." She points to Jess, who is still talking about her wonderful Sesshie to Kagome. (A/N: lol Jess, you know you would do that!!! J/K)
"OOOOH."
Meanwhile, Katie has started handing out whatever was in the box to the audience members. They look kind of like candy bars.
"What's she giving to them?" Bowsergal asks zooming in on Katie; she had been recording the long Sesshomaru conversation.
"I have no clue," Cole says. "She just told me to get them from backstage."
Katie finishes whatever she was doing and sits back down in her chair. "Jess, enough of Sesshomaru, you can talk about him when he's on here."
"Grrr, fine."
"Anyone have questions for Kagome?" Katie looks over to Cole, Kelsey, and Bowsergal.
"I have one!" Cole and Bowsergal say at the same time walking onto the set.
"Don't copy me!" they both shout at each other.
"Someone please ask her a question!"
"Ahem, I would like to know what you think about Kagome and Miroku pairings in fanfics," Bowsergal says.
"Miroku and me????" Kagome asks wide-eyed like Inuyasha had been about him and Sango.
"Gosh, she likes those questions," Jess says.
"Miro-san and Kagome? No way!!!"
"Miroku is a lot nicer than Inuyasha, so I guess that would be okay. I mean, it's not like it's real or anything. Miroku's not that bad, except for the fact that he's such a hentai."
Katie stares at her blankly. "That's it, she's dead!!!" She lunges toward Kagome.
Jess grabs her best friend and holds her back as she starts kicking and screaming.
o.o' "Is she okay?" Cole asks.
"She's just a crazy Mirokuluverhead, no need to worry."
"Mesa likes Miroku too," Bowsergal says.
"DIE!!!" Katie screams, and at those words all the people in the audience fall over dead.
o.O;;; "What the-" Kagome starts to say.
"Oopsies, I forgot about that . . ." Katie laughs innocently.
"What happened to our audience?!"
"Well you see I gave them those candy bars that like kill you if the person that gives them to you says die . . ."
"There's no such thing as candy bars that do that!" Jess says.
"Yeah, well there is now!!! I bought them from the psychotic evil pringles for a dollar."
"You mean there are actually psychotic evil pringles?" Jess, Cole, and however else chimes in together. (A/N: Can you see my laziness?)
"Duh," Katie says.
"Wait a sec, who's working the camera?" Cole asks.
"I am!!!" Kelsey says from behind the camera. She magically knows how to work it like the other two. o.O;;
"Kelsey!!! It was my turn!!!"
"Well you're asking Kagome a question!!"
"So!! It's still my turn!!!"
"You can't do both at the same time!"
"Still you didn't ask!!!"
"Do I have to?!"
"YES!!!!"
The two start arguing while Bowsergal takes over the camera and focuses on the dead audience.
Ten minutes later Kelsey and Cole stop arguing and sit down, out of breath, in chairs that have magically appeared beside the camera.
"Um, is it time for me to go yet?" Kagome asks.
"NO!! I have to ask my question!!!" Cole shouts running back on the set.
"OK, then," Kagome says. "You don't have to yell."
"Bowsergal!!!! You have to record them over there!" Kelsey says pointing at Kagome and etc.
"Okiez!!!" she turns the camera on everyone on the set as Cole begins to ask his question.
"Is it true that you and Inuyasha were kissing in the Teachers' Lounge last Saturday at Katie's school?" Cole asks in one breath.
O.O; "At MY school?" Katie asks.
O.O; "At HER school? Jess asks.
Kagome looked around nervously, whilst blushing brightly. "Of course not."
"HAHA!! IT'S TRUE!!!"
"It is not!!!"
"Yes it is!!"
"Fine, okay! I was!" Kagome admits.
Cole starts laughing hysterically.
"Wait . . . how would they be at her school on a Saturday?" Kelsey asks from her seat by the camera. "That makes no sense at all, Cole."
"Yeah, and how would they be in the Teachers' Lounge? Wouldn't the doors be locked?" Jess adds.
"But she just admitted she did!!!"
"Actually last Saturday I went to the movies with Hojo, I had to repay him for the last time I stood him up," Kagome states.
"Ugh, spoil my fun!" Cole marches back over to the camera where he switches places with Bowsergal.
"Anyway, what are we supposed to do with all these dead people?" Jess asks. "Aren't we gonna get in trouble?!"
"It won't matter when I take over the world," Katie says. "Plus, we need them for bait."
"Bait?" Jess asks.
"Yes, you will see next chappy!!!" Katie stands up. "I have to go make an ugly sign for Kikyo, see ya!"
"Um, I guess that's all then," Jess says.
"Good, your time's almost up," Kelsey says matter-of-factly.
"That's nice, bye!" Jess leaves.
"Uh, ja ne!" Kagome says going after Jess.
Cole stalks off with Kelsey following behind him, and Bowsergal's face pops up in front of the camera. "BYEEEEEE!!!!"
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A/N: OK, so that wasn't so good. But I was bored!!! *sniffs* I needed something to occupy my time with. Anyway I will update next weekend, and the Kikyo chapter will be WAY better because I hate her so much and I can put Ghoul King in!!! WOOOHOOO!!! Adios!!