A/N: The weekend is almost over. And, sadly, I am updating late. *cries*
Some very sad personal things have happened to me, and well Jess too. But
on a happier note, I am going to update and Jess has mainly given me all my
ideas for this chapter 'cause of the wonderful friend she is. ^^ Oh yeah,
and Cami I am very sorry, but I already have two camera people. @_@
Disclaimer: My hopes of ruling the world are still intact. I even saw this really cool Marvin Martian shirt that said "You off my planet!" I would have gotten it but it was really big and it was made ugly. Oh well, for now I don't own anything.
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Chapter 4
The scene today is a very odd one. For today, there are air fresheners covering the set. They are pasted all over the walls and the floor and they are hanging from every possible thing in sight. There are even some stuffed into the cushions on the chairs and the couch is covered in plastic. The usual sign in the back says 'Kikyo go back to hell!'
The camera closes in off stage, waiting for someone to come out. No one comes and a different girl shows up on stage. She's dressed in all black with medium length hair and (cough) red highlights. (A/N: If you've read 'Crazy Inuyasha Truth Or Dare', you might know who she is already.)
"Hello! I'm Steph! You remember me right? Right? RIGHT?!" She shouts to apparently no one.
"Who are you shouting at?" Kelsey asks from her seat beside the camera.
"Yeah, it's creepy," Bowsergal adds, she is manning the camera for now, while Cole is standing beside her waiting for his turn with his arms crossed.
"Grrr, no one!!!" Steph says. "Anyway, I am now the director of this show." She grins widely.
"Hey! How did you get that job?!" it was Kelsey who asked this.
"I have connections," she replies mysteriously. "Anyway, the hostesses will be in shortly."
Jess stumbles onstage with an armload of more air fresheners. "Hi!"
"What's with the air fresheners?" Bowsergal asks, stepping away from the camera.
"Kikyo *cough*deadsmellynastydisgustingcorpsewoman*cough* is going to be on the show today."
"Where's Katie?" Cole asks, taking over the camera job.
"She's uh, I don't really know what she's doing," Jess replies, dumping the air fresheners onto the couch.
"I'M HERE!!!" Katie shouts running onstage out of breath. "I had to get the crew to arrange the dead bodies around the doors."
"The dead bodies?!" Steph says.
"Yes, the audience had an 'accident' last episode," Jess mutters.
"Why are you putting them around the doors?" Kelsey asks.
"You'll see! Anyway, it's time for Kikyo!"
Steph goes off stage and Kikyo makes her way onto the set. Katie and Jess are both holding their breath.
"Hello Kikyo *cough*deadsmellynastydisgustingcorpsewoman*cough*," Jess greets her.
"Hello," Kikyo says taking her seat on the plastic covered couch, ignoring the sign behind her.
"How are things?" Katie asks.
"Fine, can we get on with this?"
"Sure, sure," Katie grins widely.
o.O;; "Okay, you're freaking me out. But anyway, the first questions are from Azn-anime, they ask: 'Do you have any friends? Are you on crack? Did you die on your PMS day, so you're always a *cough* bitch now?'"
Kikyo's face grows grim as she hears snickers from over in the camera area. "For one, I do have friends."
"Who? Naraku?"
"No, the demons that take the souls of the dead for me are my friends."
"What wonderful friends," Katie says sarcastically.
"Second of all, I am not on this 'crack', whatever that may be . . ."
"Riiiight, go on . . ." Jess comments.
"And third, I have no clue what you are talking about because I am not a bitch."
"Hahaha, you're kidding me right?" Steph asks from offstage.
"No, now be quiet before you are dead," Kikyo snaps at her.
"Shut up! I should go up there and kick your butt, you ugly dead-" Some security guards come out of no where and pull Steph backstage.
"We have security guards?" Jess asks.
"I guess so. Now! Next question! Do you ever take a bath or change your clothing everyday, 'cause you smell like disgusting crap?"
A look of astonishment crosses Kikyo's face, before she answers. "Well, my clothes do get washed once a week, but what is this bath thing?" (A/N: Remember on the first episodes Kagome had said they didn't even know what a bath was?)
"No wonder you smell so bad. A bath is a thing where you wash your body."
"Seriously," Jess adds, "It's disgusting. You should work on your cleanliness."
More snickering is heard from the direction of the camera, and Kikyo seems to be getting furious.
"OK, anyway, why do you take other people's souls? Can't you just go back to hell where you belong?"
Kikyo rises from her seat and starts to make her way offstage. "I have had enough of this!"
"But you have to answer! And you can't go off of the stage or he'll get you," Katie yells.
"Who will?" Kikyo asks, stopping in her tracks.
"HE WILL!!!" Katie points to an exit where apparently no one is there.
"Who? No one's there! You crazy child."
"HEY!! She's not crazy! She's just insane like me!" Jess says.
Steph somehow escaped the security guards and is now onstage with a bow and arrow aimed at Kikyo. She shoots it and it goes flying making Kikyo stumble back off of the set onto the floor. The arrow misses, though, and heads straight for Cole, who was switching spots with Bowsergal.
"AHHHH!" Cole ducks just in time, sending the arrow flying into the wall, which makes it, snap in two.
O.O' "What the heck?!" Jess shouts.
"Darn! I missed!" Steph says, stomping her foot.
Kikyo is sitting on the floor staring around blankly, apparently confused about what had just happened.
Kelsey and Bowsergal are laughing because Cole had screamed and Cole is once again crossing his arms looking rather angry.
"HE'S HERE!!!" Katie screams hiding under one of the chairs.
"Who's here? You're confusing me." Jess scratches her head and looks around.
Suddenly Steph shrieks and joins Katie under the chair. "What is that?!"
"What's what?!" Jess's voice is almost to a yell now because no one is answering her.
"IT'S HIM!" Katie squeals pointing off into the direction of the same exit.
Jess looks over at the exit again and a horrified look comes to her face as she sees a strange form at the door. "Katie, who is that?"
"That's Ghoul King," Katie says, from under the chair. "He's a zombie . . . he eats the DEAD!"
Of course by now, Kelsey and Bowsergal had stopped laughing and were watching the commotion on the stage. Cole was sitting with his arms crossed, still in a huff because they had made fun of him.
"Oh, I get it," Jess says. "The dead audience members were the bait for him to come here and eat Kikyo. I get ittttt!"
Ghoul King has made his way down to the stage. His clothes are torn and messed up, as any zombie's would be. He makes his way toward Kikyo, who has finally gotten up off of the ground.
"HEY!!! YOU CAN'T EAT HER YET!" Jess shouts.
"Why can't he?!" Katie asks.
"We still have questions we have to ask her!"
"SECURITY!!!" Steph screams at the top of her lungs (she and Katie are still under the chair) making the big security guards appear like magic and without flinching restrain Ghoul King, for the time being.
"Kikyo hurry up so we can let him get you," Katie groans.
Jess clears her throat. "Only two more questions, and it'll all be over. Now, Kikyo, why won't you stop hunting our dear puppy, 'cause he didn't do a god damned thing to you?" (A/N: sorry for all the cussing in this chappy. Lol)
"Yeah!" Steph cheers.
"He did do something to me! He betrayed me! And now he's with that little wench of a reincarnation of mine that doesn't deserve him!"
"And who does deserve him?" Katie mumbles.
"I DO!" Steph says.
"NO! I DO!" Kikyo argues.
"SHUT UP YOU UGLY DEAD BI-"
"ONE more question," Jess interrupts, "Why don't you go to a farm where all the pigs and other animals are and just take their souls? I mean, you would blend in with them just fine, except you may smell a little worse and then they would like run away from you. Man, you really should bathe."
Kikyo rolls her eyes. "I do not smell at all. And I would never live on a farm. That's disgusting."
"Not as disgusting as you," Steph objects.
"That's it! You're dead!" Kikyo reaches under the chair for Steph, who jumps up and starts running.
"You can't catch me! Nyah, nyah!" Kikyo goes running after her with murder in her eyes.
"LOOK! A FLY!" Bowsergal exclaims, forgetting her camera duties and running after the fly to 'squoosh' it with her mallet that magically appears out of nowhere.
Kelsey sweat drops and takes over the camera.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Cole asks her. "That's my job!"
"But, I thought you were busy!"
"You didn't ask again!!"
"Ugh, why is this a big deal?!"
"Because it's my job and not yours!"
"SO?!"
They once again go into an argument leaving the camera focused simply on the stage where Katie and Jess are staring at each other sweat dropping.
"This is a mess," Jess says to her friend.
"I know," Katie replies. "But hey! Look on the bright side! Security let'em go!"
"YAY!" Jess says as Ghoul King starts running after Kikyo, who is running after Steph.
When Kikyo sees he's after her she screams and forgets all about Steph, running towards the nearest exit she can find. Ghoul King follows after her the whole time, mumbling something about . . . dinner? o.O;;
"Hahaha! I hope he eats her!" Steph laughs.
"I do too!" Jess and Katie say at the same time, doing their little mind link thingy they have. (A/N: hmm, you know that really happens!)
A chair comes hurtling past all their heads from the direction of the camera, making them finally notice Cole and Kelsey's shouts.
"Whoa . . ."
"Who threw that?!" Steph yells at them. She doesn't get a response, but more arguing comes from the two best friends. (A/N: You asked for this Cole. LOL)
"Crazy," Jess says shaking her head.
"Yay! I squooshed the pest!" Bowsergal says, running onstage with her mallet that has the dead fly guts on it.
"Ewwwerz!"
"Eh, that's all folks!" Jess says.
"Haha! Porky Pigness!" Katie laughs.
"Porky whatness?" o.O;;
"Nothing! Next time it's gonna be Sango, just to get her out of the way! Bye!" Katie runs off the stage.
"Umm, what she said!" Jess runs after her.
Steph is the one that turns off the camera today. She looks into it and smiles. "ROCK ON!"
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A/N: o.O;; I have issues, we all have issues. Crazy stuff . . . sorry if this wasn't good enough but I wasn't in much of the mood for writing. *sniffs* Oh yeah, thanks for the reviews!
Steph: Yeah my science teacher is EVIL! And crazy I think. He said he was going to give us a break from work because we had worked so hard, then he gave us a packet to do for homework over the WEEKEND!!! He's INSANE!! Even more insane than me!!!
Jess: Hi bestest bestest bestest bestest bestest (you get the point) etc. weird crazy insane friend in the whole universe! Thankiez for all that stuff! You r0x0rs! And yeah I wanna come to the insane asylum!!!! Please? Lolz! Ai shiteru!
Ja ne minna-san!
Disclaimer: My hopes of ruling the world are still intact. I even saw this really cool Marvin Martian shirt that said "You off my planet!" I would have gotten it but it was really big and it was made ugly. Oh well, for now I don't own anything.
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Chapter 4
The scene today is a very odd one. For today, there are air fresheners covering the set. They are pasted all over the walls and the floor and they are hanging from every possible thing in sight. There are even some stuffed into the cushions on the chairs and the couch is covered in plastic. The usual sign in the back says 'Kikyo go back to hell!'
The camera closes in off stage, waiting for someone to come out. No one comes and a different girl shows up on stage. She's dressed in all black with medium length hair and (cough) red highlights. (A/N: If you've read 'Crazy Inuyasha Truth Or Dare', you might know who she is already.)
"Hello! I'm Steph! You remember me right? Right? RIGHT?!" She shouts to apparently no one.
"Who are you shouting at?" Kelsey asks from her seat beside the camera.
"Yeah, it's creepy," Bowsergal adds, she is manning the camera for now, while Cole is standing beside her waiting for his turn with his arms crossed.
"Grrr, no one!!!" Steph says. "Anyway, I am now the director of this show." She grins widely.
"Hey! How did you get that job?!" it was Kelsey who asked this.
"I have connections," she replies mysteriously. "Anyway, the hostesses will be in shortly."
Jess stumbles onstage with an armload of more air fresheners. "Hi!"
"What's with the air fresheners?" Bowsergal asks, stepping away from the camera.
"Kikyo *cough*deadsmellynastydisgustingcorpsewoman*cough* is going to be on the show today."
"Where's Katie?" Cole asks, taking over the camera job.
"She's uh, I don't really know what she's doing," Jess replies, dumping the air fresheners onto the couch.
"I'M HERE!!!" Katie shouts running onstage out of breath. "I had to get the crew to arrange the dead bodies around the doors."
"The dead bodies?!" Steph says.
"Yes, the audience had an 'accident' last episode," Jess mutters.
"Why are you putting them around the doors?" Kelsey asks.
"You'll see! Anyway, it's time for Kikyo!"
Steph goes off stage and Kikyo makes her way onto the set. Katie and Jess are both holding their breath.
"Hello Kikyo *cough*deadsmellynastydisgustingcorpsewoman*cough*," Jess greets her.
"Hello," Kikyo says taking her seat on the plastic covered couch, ignoring the sign behind her.
"How are things?" Katie asks.
"Fine, can we get on with this?"
"Sure, sure," Katie grins widely.
o.O;; "Okay, you're freaking me out. But anyway, the first questions are from Azn-anime, they ask: 'Do you have any friends? Are you on crack? Did you die on your PMS day, so you're always a *cough* bitch now?'"
Kikyo's face grows grim as she hears snickers from over in the camera area. "For one, I do have friends."
"Who? Naraku?"
"No, the demons that take the souls of the dead for me are my friends."
"What wonderful friends," Katie says sarcastically.
"Second of all, I am not on this 'crack', whatever that may be . . ."
"Riiiight, go on . . ." Jess comments.
"And third, I have no clue what you are talking about because I am not a bitch."
"Hahaha, you're kidding me right?" Steph asks from offstage.
"No, now be quiet before you are dead," Kikyo snaps at her.
"Shut up! I should go up there and kick your butt, you ugly dead-" Some security guards come out of no where and pull Steph backstage.
"We have security guards?" Jess asks.
"I guess so. Now! Next question! Do you ever take a bath or change your clothing everyday, 'cause you smell like disgusting crap?"
A look of astonishment crosses Kikyo's face, before she answers. "Well, my clothes do get washed once a week, but what is this bath thing?" (A/N: Remember on the first episodes Kagome had said they didn't even know what a bath was?)
"No wonder you smell so bad. A bath is a thing where you wash your body."
"Seriously," Jess adds, "It's disgusting. You should work on your cleanliness."
More snickering is heard from the direction of the camera, and Kikyo seems to be getting furious.
"OK, anyway, why do you take other people's souls? Can't you just go back to hell where you belong?"
Kikyo rises from her seat and starts to make her way offstage. "I have had enough of this!"
"But you have to answer! And you can't go off of the stage or he'll get you," Katie yells.
"Who will?" Kikyo asks, stopping in her tracks.
"HE WILL!!!" Katie points to an exit where apparently no one is there.
"Who? No one's there! You crazy child."
"HEY!! She's not crazy! She's just insane like me!" Jess says.
Steph somehow escaped the security guards and is now onstage with a bow and arrow aimed at Kikyo. She shoots it and it goes flying making Kikyo stumble back off of the set onto the floor. The arrow misses, though, and heads straight for Cole, who was switching spots with Bowsergal.
"AHHHH!" Cole ducks just in time, sending the arrow flying into the wall, which makes it, snap in two.
O.O' "What the heck?!" Jess shouts.
"Darn! I missed!" Steph says, stomping her foot.
Kikyo is sitting on the floor staring around blankly, apparently confused about what had just happened.
Kelsey and Bowsergal are laughing because Cole had screamed and Cole is once again crossing his arms looking rather angry.
"HE'S HERE!!!" Katie screams hiding under one of the chairs.
"Who's here? You're confusing me." Jess scratches her head and looks around.
Suddenly Steph shrieks and joins Katie under the chair. "What is that?!"
"What's what?!" Jess's voice is almost to a yell now because no one is answering her.
"IT'S HIM!" Katie squeals pointing off into the direction of the same exit.
Jess looks over at the exit again and a horrified look comes to her face as she sees a strange form at the door. "Katie, who is that?"
"That's Ghoul King," Katie says, from under the chair. "He's a zombie . . . he eats the DEAD!"
Of course by now, Kelsey and Bowsergal had stopped laughing and were watching the commotion on the stage. Cole was sitting with his arms crossed, still in a huff because they had made fun of him.
"Oh, I get it," Jess says. "The dead audience members were the bait for him to come here and eat Kikyo. I get ittttt!"
Ghoul King has made his way down to the stage. His clothes are torn and messed up, as any zombie's would be. He makes his way toward Kikyo, who has finally gotten up off of the ground.
"HEY!!! YOU CAN'T EAT HER YET!" Jess shouts.
"Why can't he?!" Katie asks.
"We still have questions we have to ask her!"
"SECURITY!!!" Steph screams at the top of her lungs (she and Katie are still under the chair) making the big security guards appear like magic and without flinching restrain Ghoul King, for the time being.
"Kikyo hurry up so we can let him get you," Katie groans.
Jess clears her throat. "Only two more questions, and it'll all be over. Now, Kikyo, why won't you stop hunting our dear puppy, 'cause he didn't do a god damned thing to you?" (A/N: sorry for all the cussing in this chappy. Lol)
"Yeah!" Steph cheers.
"He did do something to me! He betrayed me! And now he's with that little wench of a reincarnation of mine that doesn't deserve him!"
"And who does deserve him?" Katie mumbles.
"I DO!" Steph says.
"NO! I DO!" Kikyo argues.
"SHUT UP YOU UGLY DEAD BI-"
"ONE more question," Jess interrupts, "Why don't you go to a farm where all the pigs and other animals are and just take their souls? I mean, you would blend in with them just fine, except you may smell a little worse and then they would like run away from you. Man, you really should bathe."
Kikyo rolls her eyes. "I do not smell at all. And I would never live on a farm. That's disgusting."
"Not as disgusting as you," Steph objects.
"That's it! You're dead!" Kikyo reaches under the chair for Steph, who jumps up and starts running.
"You can't catch me! Nyah, nyah!" Kikyo goes running after her with murder in her eyes.
"LOOK! A FLY!" Bowsergal exclaims, forgetting her camera duties and running after the fly to 'squoosh' it with her mallet that magically appears out of nowhere.
Kelsey sweat drops and takes over the camera.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Cole asks her. "That's my job!"
"But, I thought you were busy!"
"You didn't ask again!!"
"Ugh, why is this a big deal?!"
"Because it's my job and not yours!"
"SO?!"
They once again go into an argument leaving the camera focused simply on the stage where Katie and Jess are staring at each other sweat dropping.
"This is a mess," Jess says to her friend.
"I know," Katie replies. "But hey! Look on the bright side! Security let'em go!"
"YAY!" Jess says as Ghoul King starts running after Kikyo, who is running after Steph.
When Kikyo sees he's after her she screams and forgets all about Steph, running towards the nearest exit she can find. Ghoul King follows after her the whole time, mumbling something about . . . dinner? o.O;;
"Hahaha! I hope he eats her!" Steph laughs.
"I do too!" Jess and Katie say at the same time, doing their little mind link thingy they have. (A/N: hmm, you know that really happens!)
A chair comes hurtling past all their heads from the direction of the camera, making them finally notice Cole and Kelsey's shouts.
"Whoa . . ."
"Who threw that?!" Steph yells at them. She doesn't get a response, but more arguing comes from the two best friends. (A/N: You asked for this Cole. LOL)
"Crazy," Jess says shaking her head.
"Yay! I squooshed the pest!" Bowsergal says, running onstage with her mallet that has the dead fly guts on it.
"Ewwwerz!"
"Eh, that's all folks!" Jess says.
"Haha! Porky Pigness!" Katie laughs.
"Porky whatness?" o.O;;
"Nothing! Next time it's gonna be Sango, just to get her out of the way! Bye!" Katie runs off the stage.
"Umm, what she said!" Jess runs after her.
Steph is the one that turns off the camera today. She looks into it and smiles. "ROCK ON!"
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A/N: o.O;; I have issues, we all have issues. Crazy stuff . . . sorry if this wasn't good enough but I wasn't in much of the mood for writing. *sniffs* Oh yeah, thanks for the reviews!
Steph: Yeah my science teacher is EVIL! And crazy I think. He said he was going to give us a break from work because we had worked so hard, then he gave us a packet to do for homework over the WEEKEND!!! He's INSANE!! Even more insane than me!!!
Jess: Hi bestest bestest bestest bestest bestest (you get the point) etc. weird crazy insane friend in the whole universe! Thankiez for all that stuff! You r0x0rs! And yeah I wanna come to the insane asylum!!!! Please? Lolz! Ai shiteru!
Ja ne minna-san!