Chapter 6
Topic of Discussion
It was the last class of the day and Harry was silently waiting for it to
be over. As usual Professor Binns was dragging out class, Ron was paying
more attention to Hermione than the Professor, and Hermione was. doodling
Hermione Weasley all over her notebook? Well, everything besides that was
normal (unless this was the first time Harry caught her). But Harry was
coming up with topics to discus after all it was his turn tomorrow. At
last it was time to pack up and leave. Harry stuffed all of his things in
sight into his bag and ran out of the classroom.
He was running so fast he almost bumped into Ginny. Regaining his
composure, he started the conversation.
"Hey Ginny! What's new?"
"Nothing. What are Hermione and Ron doing we need them to start." Ginny
said, looking around the hallway.
"I dunno. It's your turn to start anyway. Got anything."
"Hell yea. I've got two full parchments of topics. What about you? After
all it's your turn to start tomorrow." Ginny said and at the last sentence
finally faced Harry.
"Yea, I know. Honestly what have I gotten myself into?"
"You could have said no."
"I know but." Harry started to say but was cut off when Hermione and Ron
entered the hallway.
"Here we are. What do we do again?" Hermione said latching herself to
Ron.
"You guys just stand there listening to our conversation and decide who
had the best argument." Ginny said with a hint of irritation in her voice.
"Ok. Argue then." Ron said mimicking Ginny.
"Fine" Ginny replied sticking out her tongue. She turned to Harry and
said, "Here goes nothing. Alright Harry do you suppose Snape's shampoo
bottle cap is stuck?"
"Why?"
"Cuz his hair sure is greasy!"
"It's not greasy it's just." Harry paused for a moment "oily."
"That's the same thing."
"Well what we are saying is common sense really. It's not fair. Who made
these rules up anyway?"
"I did Harry." Ginny said "and it is totally fair. After all I can change
the rules at my own expense."
"Whatever."
"Just get on with it."
"Fine. Alright how do we know Snape just doesn't bathe, therefore if he
doesn't bathe he doesn't need shampoo right."
"Right, but how come he comes into class some mornings smelling like
zest?"
"He does."
"Yes Harry, he does." Ginny stopped for they were at the Fat Lady
portrait. The discussion was over. It was unanimous, Ginny had won this
one.
Topic of Discussion
It was the last class of the day and Harry was silently waiting for it to
be over. As usual Professor Binns was dragging out class, Ron was paying
more attention to Hermione than the Professor, and Hermione was. doodling
Hermione Weasley all over her notebook? Well, everything besides that was
normal (unless this was the first time Harry caught her). But Harry was
coming up with topics to discus after all it was his turn tomorrow. At
last it was time to pack up and leave. Harry stuffed all of his things in
sight into his bag and ran out of the classroom.
He was running so fast he almost bumped into Ginny. Regaining his
composure, he started the conversation.
"Hey Ginny! What's new?"
"Nothing. What are Hermione and Ron doing we need them to start." Ginny
said, looking around the hallway.
"I dunno. It's your turn to start anyway. Got anything."
"Hell yea. I've got two full parchments of topics. What about you? After
all it's your turn to start tomorrow." Ginny said and at the last sentence
finally faced Harry.
"Yea, I know. Honestly what have I gotten myself into?"
"You could have said no."
"I know but." Harry started to say but was cut off when Hermione and Ron
entered the hallway.
"Here we are. What do we do again?" Hermione said latching herself to
Ron.
"You guys just stand there listening to our conversation and decide who
had the best argument." Ginny said with a hint of irritation in her voice.
"Ok. Argue then." Ron said mimicking Ginny.
"Fine" Ginny replied sticking out her tongue. She turned to Harry and
said, "Here goes nothing. Alright Harry do you suppose Snape's shampoo
bottle cap is stuck?"
"Why?"
"Cuz his hair sure is greasy!"
"It's not greasy it's just." Harry paused for a moment "oily."
"That's the same thing."
"Well what we are saying is common sense really. It's not fair. Who made
these rules up anyway?"
"I did Harry." Ginny said "and it is totally fair. After all I can change
the rules at my own expense."
"Whatever."
"Just get on with it."
"Fine. Alright how do we know Snape just doesn't bathe, therefore if he
doesn't bathe he doesn't need shampoo right."
"Right, but how come he comes into class some mornings smelling like
zest?"
"He does."
"Yes Harry, he does." Ginny stopped for they were at the Fat Lady
portrait. The discussion was over. It was unanimous, Ginny had won this
one.
