A/N: Heyyo! Sorry for the late update! The hurricane on Thursday knocked
out our power and we didn't get it back until Sunday. Sadly, I wasn't home
yesterday so I couldn't update then either. Hurricanes rock though! 'Cause
they got us out of school!!! Hahaha, I haven't been to school in 6 days!
Anyway, thankies reviewers. Oh, Azn-anime, sure you can use me as a
character. ^^ I'd be honored. (I think I caught my corny-ness from Jess . .
. lol just kidding Jess!!!)
Disclaimer: Wow, I'm actually getting tired of doing these for once. -.- I don't think I'm going to rule the world anymore *sniffs* Life is too dull, boring, and horrible to do that. Lol, well it's not THAT bad. What does this have to do with me not owning Inuyasha anyway? *looks around and hears crickets* Such a bad audience, XD just kidding.
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Chapter 5
The camera, which is being controlled by Cole who has a black eye, zooms in on the set. All the air fresheners are gone, except for a few that wouldn't come off the wall because *cough* someone accidentally used permanent glue. The sign behind the usual couch and chairs says 'Sango' in normal dim pink letters and in much smaller letters is says 'cannot have Miroku!'
Now Jess makes her way onto the stage with Steph beside her. Jess's entrance music for today is 'Dove' by Moony.
((Authoress: *sniffs*cries* Dove!!! *cries*
Weird Scary Voice from No Where (WSVFNW): "The authoress is having an emotional breakdown, we will continue in a few moments."
Moment 1: ". . . . . . MOO . . . . . ."
Moment 2: "Nani?"
Moment 3: "Weirdos . . ." -.-;
Moment 4 to WSVFNW: "Hey, how come you didn't say some moments?! Other moments want attention too ya know!"
WSVFNW: *clears throat* "Now, the authoress is over it, and we will continue." *voice fades leaving M4 shouting*))
o.O;; "Umm, oooookay," Jess says. "Anyway, since we are interviewing Sango today, and it would not be safe for Sango if Katie hosts, Steph will be our co-host for today!"
"Yay!" Steph says taking the seat that is usually Katie's.
From the direction of the vacant audience chairs, Katie shouts, "Hey! WHO SAID IT WASN'T SAFE?!"
Everyone, including the camera, looks over to the chairs where they have tied Katie to one so she won't get free. Ghoul King is also sitting in a chair in the audience, since they've ran out of those wonderful magic chairs that just appear from no where.
"I said it wasn't safe!" Jess shouts back to her friend.
"WHY?! JUST CAUSE I'LL CHOKE HER TO DEATH IF I COULD GET TO HER?! THAT SEEMS PRETTY SAFE TO ME!!!"
"MMMM, death . . ." Ghoul King licks his lips.
Katie jumps just realizing he was there. "AHHHH!!! YOU HAVE ME TIED UP OVER HERE WITH HIM?! AND YOU WON'T LET ME KILL SANGO?! MAN, THIS IS SCREWED!"
"Can you tell she doesn't like Sango much?" Jess sweat drops. "Oh yeah, we are very sad *cough*not*cough* to say that Kikyo *cough*deaddisgustingnastysmellycorpsewoman*cough* did get caught by Ghoul King and was eaten."
"Yes!!! That's so great! Uh, I mean, poor Kikyo? Anyway, we would like to welcome-" Steph is interrupted by Bowsergal running onto the stage with her mallet in hand.
"Where is she?! I'll kill her!"
"Um, where's who?" Steph asks.
"SANGO! DUH! WHERE IS SHE?!" Bowsergal asks, screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Seems we have two people that are crazy over Miroku," Jess says, with a sigh.
"Bowsergal, get over here!" Kelsey calls from the camera area. She has just arrived and completely ignores Cole, who is completely ignoring her.
"FINE!!! But if I get my hands on her she'll be squooshed like that fly!" Bowsergal puts away her mallet and sits in her wonderful magic chair that had appeared from no where.
"Hey, I thought it just said we were out of those," Jess says.
"Oh well, now we welcome Sango!"
Sango comes out from backstage, she is dressed in her pink and black fighting outfit or whatever that thing is and she has the Hiraikotsu slung over her shoulder.
"Hello Sango!" Jess greets her.
"Konnichi wa," Sango says taking a seat on the cough.
"We're speaking English here," Steph says.
"Oh, sorry, hello," Sango says. She sits the massive boomerang down on the floor beside her.
"Now, for our questions . . ."
"OH, OH, I HAVE ONE!" Bowsergal says from offstage.
"Oh no," Jess mumbles, predicting what the question is going to be.
"Ask it then," Steph says.
"What do you think about you and Inuyasha pairings?" Bowsergal asks.
"HER AND MY PUPPY?!" Steph yells. "NO!!! HE'S MINE!!! SHE CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!"
"Well, Inuyasha is very handsome for a being that has demon in it, but he and Kagome go very well together. I would not like to interfere with that."
"No! They don't go well together because he belongs with me!!!" Steph says, her temper rising as she glares angrily at Sango.
"Uh, is that all Bowsergal?" Jess asks.
"Oh, yes, for now it is." Bowsergal gets a very malicious look in her eye as she makes her way over to the camera to switch with Cole.
"OK, now, next question from Azn-anime-"
"Hey, I have a question!" Steph interrupts.
"Ugh, can I finish with Azn-anime's questions first?!"
"Fine."
"Anyway, Azn-anime's first question for Sango is: 'Do you like Miroku as a friend or anything else?' and if so, 'Why?'"
Sango looks around thinking over the question. "I like houshi-sama as a friend, yes, and soon I hope something more will come between us but for now we are merely friends."
Steph rolls her eyes. "What about the why part of it?"
"Oh, yes, I like him because he does have a sweet side under all his lechery."
"OH MY GOODNESS!! SHUT UP!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Katie screams from her seat.
"ME EITHER!" Bowsergal screams as well.
"SHHH!!!" Jess says. "The next questions from Azn-anime are: 'Would you bear Miroku's child?' and 'What do you think about his clothes? Do they look gay? Why?'"
"MIROKU-SAMA'S CLOTHES DO NOT LOOK GAY!" Katie shouts.
"Well, houshi-sama has to where the robes he wears because he is a houshi, at least that's what I think. And I do think they look rather, well, 'gay', since they are purple," Sango says, she completely ignored the 'bearing his child' question. "But those colors do look very good on him."
"Now for my question!" Steph says. "Is it true that you said yes to Miroku when he asked you to bear his children in the temple of the oni women?"
"Um . . ." Sango looks around nervously, a blush has formed across her face. "Well . . . yes . . ."
"WHAT?!" Bowsergal and Katie yell at the same time.
"But, you see . . ." Sango takes a deep breath. "I kind of had been a little delirious because I was rather ill then and I had been hit on the head rather badly in a battle. So I probably didn't know what I was thinking." (A/N: I made that all up. *grins*)
"Excuses, excuses," Steph mumbles.
"Oh yes, Ghoul King has a question," Jess says.
"HEY!!! COULD YOU PEOPLE UNTIE ME NOW?!"
"I WILL!" Cole says. He's finally come back to his senses, I guess.
"NO COLE!!! DON'T!" Jess says.
Cole stops in the process of trying to get the knot out of the rope. "Why shouldn't I?"
"Please, please, please untie me," Katie says. "Please, I will be forever grateful to you."
"That made no sense Kaitlin Margaret!" Jess says.
"Yes it did, Jesse-"
"SHHHH!!! Do not give my real name out to the WORLD!!!"
-.-; "WELL THANKS FOR GIVING MINE!!!"
"Ehehehe, gomen ne."
"Excuse me, but did you two notice that you're getting way off track?" Kelsey asks, popping up between them. (A/N: MAGIC!!!)
Cole unties the knot letting Katie run free off stage and grins. "HAHA!"
.; "You do not know how much trouble you are letting happen mister!" Jess tells him making her way back onto the stage.
"Hey, am I ever going to get to ask MY question or are you just going to forget about me?!" Ghoul King asks.
"He can talk?" Steph asks. "I didn't know zombie's can talk . . ."
"What is your question Ghoul King?" Jess asks him.
"Is your boomerang really made out of bones Sango?"
"Yes, all the bones of the demons I have killed."
"MMMMM, demon bones!! GIMME!!!" He snatches her boomerang away from her and runs off gnawing on it.
"HEY COME BACK HERE WITH THAT UNLESS YOU WISH TO DIE!!!"
"Um, Sango, he's a zombie, he's probably already dead," Steph points out.
"OH, WELL COME BACK HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU EVEN DEADER!" Sango runs after him.
"Is deader even a word?" Jess asks.
"I think so," Kelsey replies coming onto the stage. "I just wanted to let you guys know that Bowsergal and Katie are both missing . . ." She looks over to Cole, who is still standing by the empty chair that Katie had been tied too and is laughing like a maniac. "And I think Cole's lost it."
"AHHHHHHHH!" Sango runs back on stage. "YOU'RE CRAZY!"
"Wha-" Jess and Steph look over to find Katie running after Sango with a gun, that looks just like Vash the Stampede's from Trigun's ^o^, and is shooting it at her.
"HEY!! Before you kill her I wanna whack her with my mallet!" Bowsergal says running after them with her mallet in hand.
A tall blonde man with spiky hair in a red trench coat comes on stage. "Hey!!! She stole my gun!"
o.O;; "What's Vash doing here?" Steph asks.
"Oh, hello there!" ^_^. Vash stops and waves at the camera.
"You've got the wrong show Vash," Jess says.
"MAN!!! Not again, that's the fifth time this week."
"YAY!!!!" Bowsergal exclaims taking back her camera duties. "I SQUOOSHED SANGO!"
"AND I SHOT HER!!!" Katie says very proud of herself. "Actually, I didn't, I kept missing. But I did manage to bang her head into the wall!"
O.O.; "YOU KILLED THAT POOR GIRL?!" Vash asks.
"No, we just hurt her a lot," Bowsergal says. "It was fun!"
Ghoul King comes back onto the set, he has almost devoured the Hiraikotsu, except for the very end, which he is munching on happily.
"Next show is gonna be the one, the only, the hott, wonderful, totally awesome MIROKU!!!" Katie states happily.
"MY MAN!!! WOOHOO!!!" Bowsergal exclaims.
"YOU'RE MAN?! NO WAY HE'S MINE!!!"
"NUH-HUH!!! HE'S MINE!!!"
"MINE!!!"
"NO MINE!!!"
*evil stare*
*eviler(not a word) stare*
*twitch*
*blink*
"AHAHA! YOU BLINKED!" Katie shouts running off stage with Bowsergal after her with her trusty mallet in hand.
"Um . . ." Jess looks around.
"That's about it for now!" Steph says.
"Yeah, I'm out, ja!" Jess leaves, and so does Steph.
Cole and Kelsey have disappeared and so has Ghoul King. Leaving Vash on the set alone. He looks around blankly until he remembers something. "Oh yeah!!! MY GUN!!!" he runs back stage, leaving the camera rolling.
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A/N: Uh, sorry, but Vash just seems to pop up everywhere. Lol, I wanted to use his gun so, oh well. Anyway, there's only like four more characters for this fic, then it's done!!! YAY! Let's see that's, Miroku (who's next), Sesshomaru, Kouga, and Naraku! Oh yeah, I forgot about Ghoul King's question of 'Do you like bread?' and I think I'm gonna wait and use that for uhhhh *thinks* Naraku!!! *has really stupid answer planned for it* ^^
Steph: Wow, progress reports already? We get graphing calculators in my Algebra class so I don't have to really do any work in math! ^o^ LOL!!! You put fake spiders in the cheerleaders' locker room? COOL!!! *looks around* OK, now I'm babbling . . .
shesshyluvsme200: I won't make Sesshomaru really evil, just 'cause of someone *cough*Jess*cough* really likes him. Thanks for the review!
Oh yeah, I forgot to say I don't own Mr. Vash. Thanks for the reviews again! And review please! Ja ne!!!
Disclaimer: Wow, I'm actually getting tired of doing these for once. -.- I don't think I'm going to rule the world anymore *sniffs* Life is too dull, boring, and horrible to do that. Lol, well it's not THAT bad. What does this have to do with me not owning Inuyasha anyway? *looks around and hears crickets* Such a bad audience, XD just kidding.
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Chapter 5
The camera, which is being controlled by Cole who has a black eye, zooms in on the set. All the air fresheners are gone, except for a few that wouldn't come off the wall because *cough* someone accidentally used permanent glue. The sign behind the usual couch and chairs says 'Sango' in normal dim pink letters and in much smaller letters is says 'cannot have Miroku!'
Now Jess makes her way onto the stage with Steph beside her. Jess's entrance music for today is 'Dove' by Moony.
((Authoress: *sniffs*cries* Dove!!! *cries*
Weird Scary Voice from No Where (WSVFNW): "The authoress is having an emotional breakdown, we will continue in a few moments."
Moment 1: ". . . . . . MOO . . . . . ."
Moment 2: "Nani?"
Moment 3: "Weirdos . . ." -.-;
Moment 4 to WSVFNW: "Hey, how come you didn't say some moments?! Other moments want attention too ya know!"
WSVFNW: *clears throat* "Now, the authoress is over it, and we will continue." *voice fades leaving M4 shouting*))
o.O;; "Umm, oooookay," Jess says. "Anyway, since we are interviewing Sango today, and it would not be safe for Sango if Katie hosts, Steph will be our co-host for today!"
"Yay!" Steph says taking the seat that is usually Katie's.
From the direction of the vacant audience chairs, Katie shouts, "Hey! WHO SAID IT WASN'T SAFE?!"
Everyone, including the camera, looks over to the chairs where they have tied Katie to one so she won't get free. Ghoul King is also sitting in a chair in the audience, since they've ran out of those wonderful magic chairs that just appear from no where.
"I said it wasn't safe!" Jess shouts back to her friend.
"WHY?! JUST CAUSE I'LL CHOKE HER TO DEATH IF I COULD GET TO HER?! THAT SEEMS PRETTY SAFE TO ME!!!"
"MMMM, death . . ." Ghoul King licks his lips.
Katie jumps just realizing he was there. "AHHHH!!! YOU HAVE ME TIED UP OVER HERE WITH HIM?! AND YOU WON'T LET ME KILL SANGO?! MAN, THIS IS SCREWED!"
"Can you tell she doesn't like Sango much?" Jess sweat drops. "Oh yeah, we are very sad *cough*not*cough* to say that Kikyo *cough*deaddisgustingnastysmellycorpsewoman*cough* did get caught by Ghoul King and was eaten."
"Yes!!! That's so great! Uh, I mean, poor Kikyo? Anyway, we would like to welcome-" Steph is interrupted by Bowsergal running onto the stage with her mallet in hand.
"Where is she?! I'll kill her!"
"Um, where's who?" Steph asks.
"SANGO! DUH! WHERE IS SHE?!" Bowsergal asks, screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Seems we have two people that are crazy over Miroku," Jess says, with a sigh.
"Bowsergal, get over here!" Kelsey calls from the camera area. She has just arrived and completely ignores Cole, who is completely ignoring her.
"FINE!!! But if I get my hands on her she'll be squooshed like that fly!" Bowsergal puts away her mallet and sits in her wonderful magic chair that had appeared from no where.
"Hey, I thought it just said we were out of those," Jess says.
"Oh well, now we welcome Sango!"
Sango comes out from backstage, she is dressed in her pink and black fighting outfit or whatever that thing is and she has the Hiraikotsu slung over her shoulder.
"Hello Sango!" Jess greets her.
"Konnichi wa," Sango says taking a seat on the cough.
"We're speaking English here," Steph says.
"Oh, sorry, hello," Sango says. She sits the massive boomerang down on the floor beside her.
"Now, for our questions . . ."
"OH, OH, I HAVE ONE!" Bowsergal says from offstage.
"Oh no," Jess mumbles, predicting what the question is going to be.
"Ask it then," Steph says.
"What do you think about you and Inuyasha pairings?" Bowsergal asks.
"HER AND MY PUPPY?!" Steph yells. "NO!!! HE'S MINE!!! SHE CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!"
"Well, Inuyasha is very handsome for a being that has demon in it, but he and Kagome go very well together. I would not like to interfere with that."
"No! They don't go well together because he belongs with me!!!" Steph says, her temper rising as she glares angrily at Sango.
"Uh, is that all Bowsergal?" Jess asks.
"Oh, yes, for now it is." Bowsergal gets a very malicious look in her eye as she makes her way over to the camera to switch with Cole.
"OK, now, next question from Azn-anime-"
"Hey, I have a question!" Steph interrupts.
"Ugh, can I finish with Azn-anime's questions first?!"
"Fine."
"Anyway, Azn-anime's first question for Sango is: 'Do you like Miroku as a friend or anything else?' and if so, 'Why?'"
Sango looks around thinking over the question. "I like houshi-sama as a friend, yes, and soon I hope something more will come between us but for now we are merely friends."
Steph rolls her eyes. "What about the why part of it?"
"Oh, yes, I like him because he does have a sweet side under all his lechery."
"OH MY GOODNESS!! SHUT UP!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Katie screams from her seat.
"ME EITHER!" Bowsergal screams as well.
"SHHH!!!" Jess says. "The next questions from Azn-anime are: 'Would you bear Miroku's child?' and 'What do you think about his clothes? Do they look gay? Why?'"
"MIROKU-SAMA'S CLOTHES DO NOT LOOK GAY!" Katie shouts.
"Well, houshi-sama has to where the robes he wears because he is a houshi, at least that's what I think. And I do think they look rather, well, 'gay', since they are purple," Sango says, she completely ignored the 'bearing his child' question. "But those colors do look very good on him."
"Now for my question!" Steph says. "Is it true that you said yes to Miroku when he asked you to bear his children in the temple of the oni women?"
"Um . . ." Sango looks around nervously, a blush has formed across her face. "Well . . . yes . . ."
"WHAT?!" Bowsergal and Katie yell at the same time.
"But, you see . . ." Sango takes a deep breath. "I kind of had been a little delirious because I was rather ill then and I had been hit on the head rather badly in a battle. So I probably didn't know what I was thinking." (A/N: I made that all up. *grins*)
"Excuses, excuses," Steph mumbles.
"Oh yes, Ghoul King has a question," Jess says.
"HEY!!! COULD YOU PEOPLE UNTIE ME NOW?!"
"I WILL!" Cole says. He's finally come back to his senses, I guess.
"NO COLE!!! DON'T!" Jess says.
Cole stops in the process of trying to get the knot out of the rope. "Why shouldn't I?"
"Please, please, please untie me," Katie says. "Please, I will be forever grateful to you."
"That made no sense Kaitlin Margaret!" Jess says.
"Yes it did, Jesse-"
"SHHHH!!! Do not give my real name out to the WORLD!!!"
-.-; "WELL THANKS FOR GIVING MINE!!!"
"Ehehehe, gomen ne."
"Excuse me, but did you two notice that you're getting way off track?" Kelsey asks, popping up between them. (A/N: MAGIC!!!)
Cole unties the knot letting Katie run free off stage and grins. "HAHA!"
.; "You do not know how much trouble you are letting happen mister!" Jess tells him making her way back onto the stage.
"Hey, am I ever going to get to ask MY question or are you just going to forget about me?!" Ghoul King asks.
"He can talk?" Steph asks. "I didn't know zombie's can talk . . ."
"What is your question Ghoul King?" Jess asks him.
"Is your boomerang really made out of bones Sango?"
"Yes, all the bones of the demons I have killed."
"MMMMM, demon bones!! GIMME!!!" He snatches her boomerang away from her and runs off gnawing on it.
"HEY COME BACK HERE WITH THAT UNLESS YOU WISH TO DIE!!!"
"Um, Sango, he's a zombie, he's probably already dead," Steph points out.
"OH, WELL COME BACK HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU EVEN DEADER!" Sango runs after him.
"Is deader even a word?" Jess asks.
"I think so," Kelsey replies coming onto the stage. "I just wanted to let you guys know that Bowsergal and Katie are both missing . . ." She looks over to Cole, who is still standing by the empty chair that Katie had been tied too and is laughing like a maniac. "And I think Cole's lost it."
"AHHHHHHHH!" Sango runs back on stage. "YOU'RE CRAZY!"
"Wha-" Jess and Steph look over to find Katie running after Sango with a gun, that looks just like Vash the Stampede's from Trigun's ^o^, and is shooting it at her.
"HEY!! Before you kill her I wanna whack her with my mallet!" Bowsergal says running after them with her mallet in hand.
A tall blonde man with spiky hair in a red trench coat comes on stage. "Hey!!! She stole my gun!"
o.O;; "What's Vash doing here?" Steph asks.
"Oh, hello there!" ^_^. Vash stops and waves at the camera.
"You've got the wrong show Vash," Jess says.
"MAN!!! Not again, that's the fifth time this week."
"YAY!!!!" Bowsergal exclaims taking back her camera duties. "I SQUOOSHED SANGO!"
"AND I SHOT HER!!!" Katie says very proud of herself. "Actually, I didn't, I kept missing. But I did manage to bang her head into the wall!"
O.O.; "YOU KILLED THAT POOR GIRL?!" Vash asks.
"No, we just hurt her a lot," Bowsergal says. "It was fun!"
Ghoul King comes back onto the set, he has almost devoured the Hiraikotsu, except for the very end, which he is munching on happily.
"Next show is gonna be the one, the only, the hott, wonderful, totally awesome MIROKU!!!" Katie states happily.
"MY MAN!!! WOOHOO!!!" Bowsergal exclaims.
"YOU'RE MAN?! NO WAY HE'S MINE!!!"
"NUH-HUH!!! HE'S MINE!!!"
"MINE!!!"
"NO MINE!!!"
*evil stare*
*eviler(not a word) stare*
*twitch*
*blink*
"AHAHA! YOU BLINKED!" Katie shouts running off stage with Bowsergal after her with her trusty mallet in hand.
"Um . . ." Jess looks around.
"That's about it for now!" Steph says.
"Yeah, I'm out, ja!" Jess leaves, and so does Steph.
Cole and Kelsey have disappeared and so has Ghoul King. Leaving Vash on the set alone. He looks around blankly until he remembers something. "Oh yeah!!! MY GUN!!!" he runs back stage, leaving the camera rolling.
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A/N: Uh, sorry, but Vash just seems to pop up everywhere. Lol, I wanted to use his gun so, oh well. Anyway, there's only like four more characters for this fic, then it's done!!! YAY! Let's see that's, Miroku (who's next), Sesshomaru, Kouga, and Naraku! Oh yeah, I forgot about Ghoul King's question of 'Do you like bread?' and I think I'm gonna wait and use that for uhhhh *thinks* Naraku!!! *has really stupid answer planned for it* ^^
Steph: Wow, progress reports already? We get graphing calculators in my Algebra class so I don't have to really do any work in math! ^o^ LOL!!! You put fake spiders in the cheerleaders' locker room? COOL!!! *looks around* OK, now I'm babbling . . .
shesshyluvsme200: I won't make Sesshomaru really evil, just 'cause of someone *cough*Jess*cough* really likes him. Thanks for the review!
Oh yeah, I forgot to say I don't own Mr. Vash. Thanks for the reviews again! And review please! Ja ne!!!