A/N: Oi . . . do you hate me now? *shivers from evil glares* Me so sorry, I
haven't updated in forever! Well about two weeks isn't forever, but ya know
what I mean. I've just been really, really lazy lately. (Yeah, that means I
could have written, but I was just too lazy! ^^;) Well, please don't hate
me. I will try my hardest to make this a good chapter at least. But hey!! I
have a computer in my room now! Heh, well this retarded thing! HAHA!
(sorry, inside joke.) Oh yeah, my tab button was acting weird and this
program is being slow so I couldn't indent my paragraphs!!! Grrrr!! Gomen!
Disclaimer: I'm not happy enough to rule the world today. So, I'll give it to someone else!!! Erm, who wants it?! LOL, oh yeah, I don't own Inuyasha!
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Chapter 6
The scene today is a little different than usual. The couch and chairs have been decorated in dark blue fabric with purple stripes. The sign behind them is huge with a lighted up picture of Miroku's face and it says "Miroku is KATIE'S!" in really big flashy purple letters.
Before any entrance music can be played, one of the hostesses that you all love so much (yes, you do love her, ADMIT IT!!!), Katie, is standing in front of the camera eagerly. She is about to burst with excitement.
"Hi there!!!!!" she says giddily as our other hostess, that you all love so much as well, joins her.
"Katie, you really should calm down. I mean, you're about to hyperventilate like that one time-"
"Well we'll see how you feel next time when Sesshomaru's on here!!!"
Suddenly, what looks like a girl, jumps out of nowhere . . . well if nowhere comes from a rafter on the ceiling. She lands right in front of the two hostesses staring at them; her long blonde hair hanging in front of her green eyes. She's a couple inches shorter than Jess. (A/N: Yeah, Jess is like 5'4" and erm, well then she's 5'2", gosh people do the math!!!)
"Who are you?" Steph, who is sitting off-stage in her little chair that she made that says "I'M THE DIRECTOR, SO DEAL WITH IT!" on it, asks.
"Did someone say Sesshomaru?" the girl asks, acting as if she didn't hear Steph at all.
"Yes, and why would that would that matter to you?" Jess says.
"Because . . ." she blushes. "He is mine."
"WHAT?!!!!" Jess says. "I DON'T THINK SO!!!"
"Erm, EXCUSE ME!!!" Katie shouts.
"YES, LISTEN TO KATIE!!" Cole shouts as well from the camera.
Everyone looks over at Katie, who is starting to steam at the ears. "COULD WE PLEASE GET MIROKU OUT HERE?!?!?!?!"
"Wait, who ARE you?" Steph asks the girl again.
"I'm Sandra, the fox demon."
"OKAY! Well you need to go take a seat over there with Ghoul King, please," Steph says, acting all professional.
"I don't take orders from humans," Sandra growls.
"Well, it's either go sit down, or have the security guards take care of you," Steph replies. "And trust me, they can handle anything."
"FINE!!!" Sandra stalks over to the chairs, where the audience would be but sadly they are still dead and the girls didn't feel like making up a new one, and takes a seat.
"Hey, wait a second!" Bowsergal runs over to the camera area. "I had to get my mallet." She pauses and reads the sign. "HE IS MINE, NOT YOURS KATIE!!!"
"No, he's Katie's. Learn to read," Cole says.
"That was very MEAN!!!" Bowsergal shouts at him. "AND I CAN READ!"
"Sure you can, now why don't you just take a seat?" Cole says ushering Bowsergal to a chair. As she sits, chains come from nowhere and those hand- cuff/shackle type things go around her arms and legs, pinning her to the chair.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" she screams struggling with the chains.
Cole grins evilly. "I dunno, wonder how those got there."
"LET ME GO NOW!!!"
"Sorry, I lost the key." His evil grin widens.
"Oh when I get loose you're going to be so squooshed, it's not even funny!"
o_O;; "Uhh, your little friend over there is scaring me Katie," Jess mumbles, nudging Katie with her elbow.
"Haha, Cole's so great." XD
"OI!!!" Ghoul King shouts from his seat.
"What Mr. Ghoul King?" Katie asks.
"Mister?" o_O;;; "MUAHAHAHA, FEEL MY IMPORTANTNESS!!!"
"Uh . . ." Jess sweat drops. "I think I've really gone insane."
"Bring out the hentai already!" Sandra says.
"We introduce to all you spiders, hanyous, demons, zombies, and whatever else kind of things there are out there, MIROKU!!!! THE PERVERTED MONK!!!"
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Katie squeals, jumping up and down.
Miroku strolls onto the set with his staff in his right hand leaning against his shoulder. His face brightens as he sees that there are five BEAUTIFUL young girls around.
(A/N: hold on a moment . . .
Moment 1: "MOO!"
. . . aww shut up M1, let's see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . wait, shouldn't there be 6 girls? o_O;;)
"Hello!" Miroku says, a lecherous smile comes across his face.
"MIRO-SAMA!!!" Katie squeals tackling him. "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEE!!!" Bowsergal shouts, from her unfortunate imprisonment.
"No you don't!" Cole says.
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't!"
"YES I DO!!!"
"NO YOU DON'T!!!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"NO!!!"
"Haha, told you," Cole says triumphantly.
T.T; "Evil boy," Bowsergal mutters under her breath.
^_____^ "I'm so loved," Miroku says as he takes a seat on the couch.
"Oh, oh, can I sit by you houshi-sama?" Katie says, though she's already taken the seat.
o_o;; "Katie's lost it, yeah, she has . . ." Jess says to no one in particular.
"Could we get on with the questions?" Ghoul King asks.
"Yes, your majesty, King, sir, zombie thing," Katie says. (A/N: Bwhaha, don't I feel like an idiot XD)
"MUAHAHAHA!!!"
"OK, now what should we ask first . . ." Jess thumbs through some cards.
"Oh, I have a question!" Steph says, loosing her professional manner. "Are you still gay Miroku? If so, have you found your life partner yet? Because there are a lot of gay people out there ya know?"
"No, I am not gay! And I was never gay!!!" Miroku says.
"You don't have to be so mean!!!" Steph says, taking her seat again.
"I have questions!" Sandra adds. Miroku's face brightens some more as he sees the very pretty young girl.
"Fine, ask them," Jess says.
"After you get rid of the vortex thing in your hand, will you still ask any pretty woman to bear your child? Or will you stop?" Sandra asks. (A/N: I kinda mixed in Jess's question with that. Heheheh.)
"Well, I suppose I would stop, but I would still want a family one day"
"AWWW!!! That's so kawaii coming from a hentai," Jess says.
"I'll marry you!" Katie says attaching herself to his arm.
"You're kind of young for him Katie," Jess says struggling to pull her friend off of him.
"I'm only six years younger!!! Only six!!!" (A/N: yeah, well, I read on a site that he was nineteen or something.)
"Errr, well please continue Sandra."
"Why do you keep touching Sango's bottom?" Sandra asks him bluntly.
Miroku's face turns bright red. "Uhhh, well, *cough* she has a *cough* very nice *cough* one *cough*."
o_O; "What was that Miroku-sama?" Katie asks.
"Errrrrrr, nothing!!!"
"EwWwWw!!!" Sandra says. "Nasty hentai! My next question is: exactly how many women have agreed to bare your child? If so, why?"
T.T; "None have agreed. They always smack me and tell me to get lost."
"My poor Miro-san."
"MINE!!!" Bowsergal shouts.
"NO!!!! HE'S MINE!!!"
"MINE!!!!"
"MINE!!!"
"SHUT UP! HE'S MINE!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP! AND HE'S NOT YOURS!!!"
"You can both shut up!" Ghoul King says.
Both of the girls go quiet and all order is restored for now.
"One more question from me. If an extremely weird gay guy came up to you and asked you to bare his child what would you do?"
"Men can't have children," Miroku says.
"BUT STILL, what would you do?"
"I'd tell him simply that he has found the wrong gender and he needs to go find himself a nice young lady to bare his child."
"BUT HE'S GAY!!! That means he likes men!!! Why would he go find a woman?"
"Well if he wants to have a child then he would!" Miroku says.
-_-;; "DARN IT!! Stupid human!" Sandra sits down in her seat with her arms crossed.
"OOOKAY! Now, for my questions that I have made-" Jess says.
"Can I bare your child Miroku?" Katie asks.
Jess falls over anime style. "KAITLIN MARGARET!!! THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!"
"What? He's sooooooo cute!" 8D~
"Eh, there is no getting through to this girl right now." Jess sits back up in her chair. "Now, who do you like best so far, Sango, Katie, or Bowsergal over there? And if you can't answer, what do you like about all three of them? Oh yeah, and Cole could you please let Bowsergal go!! NOW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He clutches to the key for dear life and runs off somewhere.
"I'll get it!" Steph runs after him.
"Well, are you going to answer anytime soon?"
"Oh, yeah, right. Uh, I like them all!" Miroku replies.
"BUT, who do you like best?"
"That's not a very nice question. Plus, I can't choose."
"Fine, be that way. Are you suffering from brain damage because you keep getting hit in the head? And is that why you keep asking women to bare your child over and over again because of too much banging from the Hiraikotsu and other hard objects?"
"Actually," Miroku pauses. "I think my head is just fine."
"Really? Can I hit you in it?"
"NO!!!" Katie and Bowsergal practically say at the same time.
"Eh, *cough*crazy*cough*, what is up with your ponytail thing?" Jess continues, flipping through her index cards, which have 'I love Miroku' scribbled all over the back of them.
"Well, I got this really bad haircut once. But then I kind of just got used to the look and it suits me well, don't you think?"
"It certainly does," Katie says. "But why aren't you bald like all the other monks? Even though I probably wouldn't like you if you were bald . . ."
"Exactly! I look better with hair, so I didn't shave my head!" Miroku responds.
"Uhhh, oooooookay! Why don't you wear tight fitting clothes? Well not like TIGHT clothes, but tight enough to make girls fall, like her?" Jess points to Katie. "Wait, she already is falling . . ."
"I never really thought about that. I mean, don't all monks wear robes?"
"Oh I see, well are you sure you're a monk? I mean, monks don't grope girls and if they did they were probably banished."
"I'm a monk!!!"
"Yeah, and that's why you steal stuff too," Sandra says sarcastically. (A/N: Haha, I'm not forgetting about the other characters! =P)
"I don't steal, I just take what they owe me, then pawn it off at markets."
"When would a monk ever say pawn? And plus you lie to people too," Jess adds.
"Oi! Leave Miro-san alone! He is a very honorable houshi!" Katie says.
"Why do I even bother to come here?" Ghoul King yawns.
"OH NO!!! I'M SO SORRY MR. GHOUL KING, SIR!!!" Katie says, letting go of Miroku. "Please ask him your questions!"
o_O;; "Er, would you stop with the sir crap?"
"Okiez, your majesty."
"Yeah, stop that too."
"Fine, Mr. King."
"STOP IT!!!"
"OK G.K.!!!" ^^;
"That's better! Now, Miroku, where does everything sucked into the hole in your hand go?"
"KAZAANA!" XD
"Shut up, Katie," he says.
"YOUUUU!!!"
"Don't tell me to shut up! I can eat you!!!"
o_O;;; "So sorry, sir!"
"STOP!!!"
"OKAY, OKAY!!!"
"Everything gets sucked into another dimension! A parallel universe! MUAHAHAHA!" (A/N: erm, I don't think it's parrallel, but okay lol)
"I see, and what is your lovely staff there made of?"
"Very fine gold. This staff has been handed down from generation to generation in my family."
"Are you sure it's not made of bones by any chance?"
"Uh, pretty sure."
"Could I check?"
o_o;; "OK . . ."
Ghoul King goes on stage and takes Miroku's staff. Everyone, but Miroku of course, knows what he's about to do as he takes a big bite out of the circle part at the top.
"MMMM, no, I think this is bone!"
"What the hell?! That is a important item there!!! Don't do that!!!" Miroku yells getting up. He trys to snatch the staff away but Ghoul King is already chewing up the top of it.
T_T; "My precious staff."
"Oh boy, I have a headache now," Jess says leaning back in her chair.
"HAHAHA! I GOT THE KEY! I GOT THE KEY!!!" Steph yells running onto the stage with Cole running after her.
"GIVE THAT BACKKK!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Steph runs to Bowsergal and frees her from the chains. =P
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!" Bowsergal screams as she starts after Cole.
"Yeah, but Katie gets to kiss Miroku!" Cole grins as he runs over to Katie and shoves Miroku into her.
Miroku blushes and looks down at her. "Eh, hello there!"
"Oh my-" Katie's jaw drops and she faints right on the spot. (A/N: No I'm not trying to make this some fluff story LOL, I just love him, I can't help it!)
"Dammit, you were supposed to kiss her," Cole says. "How come all my plans seem to go wrong on here?"
"I dunno," Jess replies. "Katie's the one writing this."
"Then why does she keep making these stupid things happen to meeeee?!"
"Cuz, she, er, is insane?" Jess shrugs. "Or either, she's just really tired."
"Tasty!" Ghoul King exclaims, finishing the staff and burping.
"Excuse you!" Sandra says.
"Wait a sec, where's Kelsey been today? And where'd Bowsergal go?" Steph asks.
"Uh, Kelsey . . . uh . . ." Cole pauses, laughing nervously. "She, uh, wasn't feeling well."
"I smell a dead person," Ghoul King says.
"I smell a liar," Sandra adds.
"I smell some bones, why don't you go find them?" Cole says.
"I would smell bones, trust me," Ghoul King says. "Now, either it's you that is soon going to be attacked by Bowsergal that's the dead person, or it's another dead person. Aww, such a delicious scent."
At that moment Bowsergal comes running after Cole with her mallet. "TIME TO PAY!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Cole runs off as fast as he possibly can.
"Oh yeah!!!" Bowsergal runs over to Miroku and hugs him till her turns purple. "I killed all the praying mantises in existence just for you!"
"You mean you killed a whole species of insects?"
"Yes! I saw what that one did to you and I just had to kill them all!" ^^ "Well I have a boy to hurt BADLY, bye!!!" She runs off tapping her mallet in her hand.
"But . . . that mantis was a demon . . ." Miroku looks at Jess confused.
"Hey, well that's all for now! My Sesshie is going to be interviewed next chappy!" Jess says.
"Erm, wait!!! What are we gonna do with her?" Steph asks pointing at Katie, who is still passed out on the floor. (A/N: Mean Miroku, didn't catch me *sniffs*)
"Can I take her home with me?" Miroku asks.
"WHAT?!!!! NO YOU LETCH!!!"
o_O;; "I don't even want to know . . ." Sandra says. "Well I'm off to go kill people. See ya!"
"Eh, I'll take her and eat her if you want," Ghoul King offers.
"I thought you only eat the dead?"
"Sometimes I need a snack," he says.
"Well, you can't eat her!!! Kyah, well, that's all folks!!!" Jess says.
Katie suddenly wakes up laughing. "HAHA, you did the Porky Pigness thingy again! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"What the hell is Porky Pigness?" o_O;;
"I . . . don't . . . know . . ." XD
"Miro!!!" Katie jumps on Miroku's back. "I wanna piggy-back ride! Giddy- up!"
^____^ "YEEE-HAW!!!" Miroku carries her offstage somewhere, we don't really care where. (A/N: come on people, I'm only kidding!)
"Well I have to go save my crazy friend, ja ne!" Jess runs after them.
"I'll help!" Steph says following her, leaving Ghoul King by himself.
"How very kind of you all to just leave me!!!"
-Silence-
"Living people, I swear . . ." Ghoul King mutters leaving and not bothering to cut off the camera.
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A/N: Uh, that was . . . WEIRD. XD I'll try to update sooner this time. LOL, gomen again for updating so late.
Steph: That's too bad that you didn't really put the spiders in there. That probably would have been really funny! ^o^;; Oh, and I'm gonna do all those characters in separate chapters . . . well . . . I think . . . I'm not really sure right now!
sesshyluvsme200: Yeah, I think I will do interviews on those two too! Thanks!
Heh, well I leave you with these moments . . .
Moment 1: ". . . MOO . . ."
Moment 2: "Dammit, M1, don't you say anything besides 'MOO'?"
Moment 1: "-BLEEP- YOU! YOU -BLEEP-ing piece of -BLEEP-!"
Moment 2: o_O;;; "Holy -BLEEP-!"
Moment 1: -_-; ". . . MOO . . ."
Hahaha, Ja ne!!! And please review! If you do I will love you foreveRRRR!!! XD
Disclaimer: I'm not happy enough to rule the world today. So, I'll give it to someone else!!! Erm, who wants it?! LOL, oh yeah, I don't own Inuyasha!
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Chapter 6
The scene today is a little different than usual. The couch and chairs have been decorated in dark blue fabric with purple stripes. The sign behind them is huge with a lighted up picture of Miroku's face and it says "Miroku is KATIE'S!" in really big flashy purple letters.
Before any entrance music can be played, one of the hostesses that you all love so much (yes, you do love her, ADMIT IT!!!), Katie, is standing in front of the camera eagerly. She is about to burst with excitement.
"Hi there!!!!!" she says giddily as our other hostess, that you all love so much as well, joins her.
"Katie, you really should calm down. I mean, you're about to hyperventilate like that one time-"
"Well we'll see how you feel next time when Sesshomaru's on here!!!"
Suddenly, what looks like a girl, jumps out of nowhere . . . well if nowhere comes from a rafter on the ceiling. She lands right in front of the two hostesses staring at them; her long blonde hair hanging in front of her green eyes. She's a couple inches shorter than Jess. (A/N: Yeah, Jess is like 5'4" and erm, well then she's 5'2", gosh people do the math!!!)
"Who are you?" Steph, who is sitting off-stage in her little chair that she made that says "I'M THE DIRECTOR, SO DEAL WITH IT!" on it, asks.
"Did someone say Sesshomaru?" the girl asks, acting as if she didn't hear Steph at all.
"Yes, and why would that would that matter to you?" Jess says.
"Because . . ." she blushes. "He is mine."
"WHAT?!!!!" Jess says. "I DON'T THINK SO!!!"
"Erm, EXCUSE ME!!!" Katie shouts.
"YES, LISTEN TO KATIE!!" Cole shouts as well from the camera.
Everyone looks over at Katie, who is starting to steam at the ears. "COULD WE PLEASE GET MIROKU OUT HERE?!?!?!?!"
"Wait, who ARE you?" Steph asks the girl again.
"I'm Sandra, the fox demon."
"OKAY! Well you need to go take a seat over there with Ghoul King, please," Steph says, acting all professional.
"I don't take orders from humans," Sandra growls.
"Well, it's either go sit down, or have the security guards take care of you," Steph replies. "And trust me, they can handle anything."
"FINE!!!" Sandra stalks over to the chairs, where the audience would be but sadly they are still dead and the girls didn't feel like making up a new one, and takes a seat.
"Hey, wait a second!" Bowsergal runs over to the camera area. "I had to get my mallet." She pauses and reads the sign. "HE IS MINE, NOT YOURS KATIE!!!"
"No, he's Katie's. Learn to read," Cole says.
"That was very MEAN!!!" Bowsergal shouts at him. "AND I CAN READ!"
"Sure you can, now why don't you just take a seat?" Cole says ushering Bowsergal to a chair. As she sits, chains come from nowhere and those hand- cuff/shackle type things go around her arms and legs, pinning her to the chair.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" she screams struggling with the chains.
Cole grins evilly. "I dunno, wonder how those got there."
"LET ME GO NOW!!!"
"Sorry, I lost the key." His evil grin widens.
"Oh when I get loose you're going to be so squooshed, it's not even funny!"
o_O;; "Uhh, your little friend over there is scaring me Katie," Jess mumbles, nudging Katie with her elbow.
"Haha, Cole's so great." XD
"OI!!!" Ghoul King shouts from his seat.
"What Mr. Ghoul King?" Katie asks.
"Mister?" o_O;;; "MUAHAHAHA, FEEL MY IMPORTANTNESS!!!"
"Uh . . ." Jess sweat drops. "I think I've really gone insane."
"Bring out the hentai already!" Sandra says.
"We introduce to all you spiders, hanyous, demons, zombies, and whatever else kind of things there are out there, MIROKU!!!! THE PERVERTED MONK!!!"
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Katie squeals, jumping up and down.
Miroku strolls onto the set with his staff in his right hand leaning against his shoulder. His face brightens as he sees that there are five BEAUTIFUL young girls around.
(A/N: hold on a moment . . .
Moment 1: "MOO!"
. . . aww shut up M1, let's see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . wait, shouldn't there be 6 girls? o_O;;)
"Hello!" Miroku says, a lecherous smile comes across his face.
"MIRO-SAMA!!!" Katie squeals tackling him. "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEEE!!!" Bowsergal shouts, from her unfortunate imprisonment.
"No you don't!" Cole says.
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't!"
"YES I DO!!!"
"NO YOU DON'T!!!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"NO!!!"
"Haha, told you," Cole says triumphantly.
T.T; "Evil boy," Bowsergal mutters under her breath.
^_____^ "I'm so loved," Miroku says as he takes a seat on the couch.
"Oh, oh, can I sit by you houshi-sama?" Katie says, though she's already taken the seat.
o_o;; "Katie's lost it, yeah, she has . . ." Jess says to no one in particular.
"Could we get on with the questions?" Ghoul King asks.
"Yes, your majesty, King, sir, zombie thing," Katie says. (A/N: Bwhaha, don't I feel like an idiot XD)
"MUAHAHAHA!!!"
"OK, now what should we ask first . . ." Jess thumbs through some cards.
"Oh, I have a question!" Steph says, loosing her professional manner. "Are you still gay Miroku? If so, have you found your life partner yet? Because there are a lot of gay people out there ya know?"
"No, I am not gay! And I was never gay!!!" Miroku says.
"You don't have to be so mean!!!" Steph says, taking her seat again.
"I have questions!" Sandra adds. Miroku's face brightens some more as he sees the very pretty young girl.
"Fine, ask them," Jess says.
"After you get rid of the vortex thing in your hand, will you still ask any pretty woman to bear your child? Or will you stop?" Sandra asks. (A/N: I kinda mixed in Jess's question with that. Heheheh.)
"Well, I suppose I would stop, but I would still want a family one day"
"AWWW!!! That's so kawaii coming from a hentai," Jess says.
"I'll marry you!" Katie says attaching herself to his arm.
"You're kind of young for him Katie," Jess says struggling to pull her friend off of him.
"I'm only six years younger!!! Only six!!!" (A/N: yeah, well, I read on a site that he was nineteen or something.)
"Errr, well please continue Sandra."
"Why do you keep touching Sango's bottom?" Sandra asks him bluntly.
Miroku's face turns bright red. "Uhhh, well, *cough* she has a *cough* very nice *cough* one *cough*."
o_O; "What was that Miroku-sama?" Katie asks.
"Errrrrrr, nothing!!!"
"EwWwWw!!!" Sandra says. "Nasty hentai! My next question is: exactly how many women have agreed to bare your child? If so, why?"
T.T; "None have agreed. They always smack me and tell me to get lost."
"My poor Miro-san."
"MINE!!!" Bowsergal shouts.
"NO!!!! HE'S MINE!!!"
"MINE!!!!"
"MINE!!!"
"SHUT UP! HE'S MINE!!!"
"YOU SHUT UP! AND HE'S NOT YOURS!!!"
"You can both shut up!" Ghoul King says.
Both of the girls go quiet and all order is restored for now.
"One more question from me. If an extremely weird gay guy came up to you and asked you to bare his child what would you do?"
"Men can't have children," Miroku says.
"BUT STILL, what would you do?"
"I'd tell him simply that he has found the wrong gender and he needs to go find himself a nice young lady to bare his child."
"BUT HE'S GAY!!! That means he likes men!!! Why would he go find a woman?"
"Well if he wants to have a child then he would!" Miroku says.
-_-;; "DARN IT!! Stupid human!" Sandra sits down in her seat with her arms crossed.
"OOOKAY! Now, for my questions that I have made-" Jess says.
"Can I bare your child Miroku?" Katie asks.
Jess falls over anime style. "KAITLIN MARGARET!!! THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!"
"What? He's sooooooo cute!" 8D~
"Eh, there is no getting through to this girl right now." Jess sits back up in her chair. "Now, who do you like best so far, Sango, Katie, or Bowsergal over there? And if you can't answer, what do you like about all three of them? Oh yeah, and Cole could you please let Bowsergal go!! NOW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!" He clutches to the key for dear life and runs off somewhere.
"I'll get it!" Steph runs after him.
"Well, are you going to answer anytime soon?"
"Oh, yeah, right. Uh, I like them all!" Miroku replies.
"BUT, who do you like best?"
"That's not a very nice question. Plus, I can't choose."
"Fine, be that way. Are you suffering from brain damage because you keep getting hit in the head? And is that why you keep asking women to bare your child over and over again because of too much banging from the Hiraikotsu and other hard objects?"
"Actually," Miroku pauses. "I think my head is just fine."
"Really? Can I hit you in it?"
"NO!!!" Katie and Bowsergal practically say at the same time.
"Eh, *cough*crazy*cough*, what is up with your ponytail thing?" Jess continues, flipping through her index cards, which have 'I love Miroku' scribbled all over the back of them.
"Well, I got this really bad haircut once. But then I kind of just got used to the look and it suits me well, don't you think?"
"It certainly does," Katie says. "But why aren't you bald like all the other monks? Even though I probably wouldn't like you if you were bald . . ."
"Exactly! I look better with hair, so I didn't shave my head!" Miroku responds.
"Uhhh, oooooookay! Why don't you wear tight fitting clothes? Well not like TIGHT clothes, but tight enough to make girls fall, like her?" Jess points to Katie. "Wait, she already is falling . . ."
"I never really thought about that. I mean, don't all monks wear robes?"
"Oh I see, well are you sure you're a monk? I mean, monks don't grope girls and if they did they were probably banished."
"I'm a monk!!!"
"Yeah, and that's why you steal stuff too," Sandra says sarcastically. (A/N: Haha, I'm not forgetting about the other characters! =P)
"I don't steal, I just take what they owe me, then pawn it off at markets."
"When would a monk ever say pawn? And plus you lie to people too," Jess adds.
"Oi! Leave Miro-san alone! He is a very honorable houshi!" Katie says.
"Why do I even bother to come here?" Ghoul King yawns.
"OH NO!!! I'M SO SORRY MR. GHOUL KING, SIR!!!" Katie says, letting go of Miroku. "Please ask him your questions!"
o_O;; "Er, would you stop with the sir crap?"
"Okiez, your majesty."
"Yeah, stop that too."
"Fine, Mr. King."
"STOP IT!!!"
"OK G.K.!!!" ^^;
"That's better! Now, Miroku, where does everything sucked into the hole in your hand go?"
"KAZAANA!" XD
"Shut up, Katie," he says.
"YOUUUU!!!"
"Don't tell me to shut up! I can eat you!!!"
o_O;;; "So sorry, sir!"
"STOP!!!"
"OKAY, OKAY!!!"
"Everything gets sucked into another dimension! A parallel universe! MUAHAHAHA!" (A/N: erm, I don't think it's parrallel, but okay lol)
"I see, and what is your lovely staff there made of?"
"Very fine gold. This staff has been handed down from generation to generation in my family."
"Are you sure it's not made of bones by any chance?"
"Uh, pretty sure."
"Could I check?"
o_o;; "OK . . ."
Ghoul King goes on stage and takes Miroku's staff. Everyone, but Miroku of course, knows what he's about to do as he takes a big bite out of the circle part at the top.
"MMMM, no, I think this is bone!"
"What the hell?! That is a important item there!!! Don't do that!!!" Miroku yells getting up. He trys to snatch the staff away but Ghoul King is already chewing up the top of it.
T_T; "My precious staff."
"Oh boy, I have a headache now," Jess says leaning back in her chair.
"HAHAHA! I GOT THE KEY! I GOT THE KEY!!!" Steph yells running onto the stage with Cole running after her.
"GIVE THAT BACKKK!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!" Steph runs to Bowsergal and frees her from the chains. =P
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!" Bowsergal screams as she starts after Cole.
"Yeah, but Katie gets to kiss Miroku!" Cole grins as he runs over to Katie and shoves Miroku into her.
Miroku blushes and looks down at her. "Eh, hello there!"
"Oh my-" Katie's jaw drops and she faints right on the spot. (A/N: No I'm not trying to make this some fluff story LOL, I just love him, I can't help it!)
"Dammit, you were supposed to kiss her," Cole says. "How come all my plans seem to go wrong on here?"
"I dunno," Jess replies. "Katie's the one writing this."
"Then why does she keep making these stupid things happen to meeeee?!"
"Cuz, she, er, is insane?" Jess shrugs. "Or either, she's just really tired."
"Tasty!" Ghoul King exclaims, finishing the staff and burping.
"Excuse you!" Sandra says.
"Wait a sec, where's Kelsey been today? And where'd Bowsergal go?" Steph asks.
"Uh, Kelsey . . . uh . . ." Cole pauses, laughing nervously. "She, uh, wasn't feeling well."
"I smell a dead person," Ghoul King says.
"I smell a liar," Sandra adds.
"I smell some bones, why don't you go find them?" Cole says.
"I would smell bones, trust me," Ghoul King says. "Now, either it's you that is soon going to be attacked by Bowsergal that's the dead person, or it's another dead person. Aww, such a delicious scent."
At that moment Bowsergal comes running after Cole with her mallet. "TIME TO PAY!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Cole runs off as fast as he possibly can.
"Oh yeah!!!" Bowsergal runs over to Miroku and hugs him till her turns purple. "I killed all the praying mantises in existence just for you!"
"You mean you killed a whole species of insects?"
"Yes! I saw what that one did to you and I just had to kill them all!" ^^ "Well I have a boy to hurt BADLY, bye!!!" She runs off tapping her mallet in her hand.
"But . . . that mantis was a demon . . ." Miroku looks at Jess confused.
"Hey, well that's all for now! My Sesshie is going to be interviewed next chappy!" Jess says.
"Erm, wait!!! What are we gonna do with her?" Steph asks pointing at Katie, who is still passed out on the floor. (A/N: Mean Miroku, didn't catch me *sniffs*)
"Can I take her home with me?" Miroku asks.
"WHAT?!!!! NO YOU LETCH!!!"
o_O;; "I don't even want to know . . ." Sandra says. "Well I'm off to go kill people. See ya!"
"Eh, I'll take her and eat her if you want," Ghoul King offers.
"I thought you only eat the dead?"
"Sometimes I need a snack," he says.
"Well, you can't eat her!!! Kyah, well, that's all folks!!!" Jess says.
Katie suddenly wakes up laughing. "HAHA, you did the Porky Pigness thingy again! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"What the hell is Porky Pigness?" o_O;;
"I . . . don't . . . know . . ." XD
"Miro!!!" Katie jumps on Miroku's back. "I wanna piggy-back ride! Giddy- up!"
^____^ "YEEE-HAW!!!" Miroku carries her offstage somewhere, we don't really care where. (A/N: come on people, I'm only kidding!)
"Well I have to go save my crazy friend, ja ne!" Jess runs after them.
"I'll help!" Steph says following her, leaving Ghoul King by himself.
"How very kind of you all to just leave me!!!"
-Silence-
"Living people, I swear . . ." Ghoul King mutters leaving and not bothering to cut off the camera.
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A/N: Uh, that was . . . WEIRD. XD I'll try to update sooner this time. LOL, gomen again for updating so late.
Steph: That's too bad that you didn't really put the spiders in there. That probably would have been really funny! ^o^;; Oh, and I'm gonna do all those characters in separate chapters . . . well . . . I think . . . I'm not really sure right now!
sesshyluvsme200: Yeah, I think I will do interviews on those two too! Thanks!
Heh, well I leave you with these moments . . .
Moment 1: ". . . MOO . . ."
Moment 2: "Dammit, M1, don't you say anything besides 'MOO'?"
Moment 1: "-BLEEP- YOU! YOU -BLEEP-ing piece of -BLEEP-!"
Moment 2: o_O;;; "Holy -BLEEP-!"
Moment 1: -_-; ". . . MOO . . ."
Hahaha, Ja ne!!! And please review! If you do I will love you foreveRRRR!!! XD