A/N: x_o; Hello . . . *flinch* I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry, I haven't
updated in about two months. ;~~~; If you guys still read this I will
really love you . . . you'll be my best friends? *cough* Anyway, if I can
get back on track, this interview is supposed to be Sesshomaru's interview.
Jess, Sandra, and sesshyluvsme200, sorry for updating so late, 'cause I
know this is you guys' favorite character. Actually Jess told me to take a
break so I could get my mind straight. (I think that was because my best
friend moved, but I guess I got over that a little while ago. =\) A while
ago, I read Steph's new chappy (You should really read her story 'Handelin'
High School', it rocks!) and I just thought 'Golly Gee Wilikers, I should
go update my story.' XD Hehe, inside joke!
The D aka Dani: (If you read this.) n_n; I'll add you in my Naraku chapter, which I hope is next chapter. Right now, I don't even remember who all my characters are @.@;(J/K!) Hehe, I have a friend named Dani too!
Ghoul King: O_O!!! Yes, I can be scary. MUAHAHAHA! o_O; actually I had no clue . . . LOL, I hope you still read this! Thank you for loving my story and the encouragement (?), it makes me feel all warm inside. XDDD
Cole and Kelsey: You guys . . . I'm sorry, but I have totally lost track of everything you've wanted to do to each other. The killing and stuff, WHOA! o_O; How 'bout you two just like blow each other up? LOL, just kiddin', I'll think of something, might not be what ya want though.
Disclaimer: KnivesRulesYOU! MUAHAHAHA! I had that screen name! XDDD Knives kicks arse! Fo' shizzle! *cough* Wait, what is this for again? Oh, OOOOOOOH, right! I don't own Inuyasha, or anything, or anyone. ;~;
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Chapter 7
Today, there is a larger couch on the set beside the two usual chairs. Jess has created a sign in the back, which states: "Ai shiteru, Sesshie-sama." It's rather large and in bright red letters. Jess is seated on the left end of the sofa with her biggest, brightest smile in place.
"Hello there," she waves to the camera, which is being manned by some new guy. "Oh yeah, this is Gina. He's the cameraman today because Bowsergal got a hold of Cole and it wasn't very pretty, so he's in the hospital. Then he told the police and unfortunately they took her in." (A/N: Yes, Gina is a guy _O;)
"She's getting out today," Steph adds. "So is he."
"Yep! And now, HERE'S SE-"
"You forgot Katie," Steph interrupts. "And Ghoul King isn't here, or Sandra . . ."
"Or Kelsey," Jess frowns. "WHERE ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!"
"I'm here!" Katie pops up randomly from behind the sofa. She gasps, "GINA!!!!!"
"Hey hon!" Gina replies from behind the camera. (A/N: he actually says that! XD)
"Katie, where's Ghoul King?" Jess implies.
"Oh, sire, where art thou'?"
X_O; "Sire?" Ghoul King asks. He has magically appeared in one of the seats on stage.
n_n; "MY CO-HOST!" Katie says, hugging him on impulse.
He twitches. "DO NOT TOUCH ME!!!"
"Gomen ne, sir."
"OUR co-host," Jess corrects. "I'm still here ya' know."
"Well, you won't be able to focus as soon as Lord Sesshomaru comes out," Katie taunts.
"Psh . . ."
"Let's bring out Fluffy already," Steph says.
"Introducing, the one and only-" Jess begins.
"Lord Sesshomaru-sama!" Katie finishes.
Sesshomaru glides onto the set. His emotionless face has a small look of disgust as he sits down on the right side of the couch, away from Jess.
"SESSHIE!!!!" Jess squeals, clinging to him.
Now, Sandra has dropped from the rafters. The kitsune's green eyes are filled with hostility as she observes the scene. "Unhand Sesshomaru, human!" she orders.
"No!!!" Jess replies.
Sandra grabs Sesshomaru's arm and tried to pull him away from Jess. The two start that old tug-of-war thing.
A low growl is heard from Sesshomaru's throat before he flashes his claws, sending both girls jetting back into the couch. They both look up at him quietly, Jess from the left, Sandra from the right.
"I am not here to be contaminated by female things." He twitches. "I was told I would find out how to get the Tetsusaiga from my stupid half- demon brother."
Steph whistles innocently from her chair.
"You told him that?!" Katie asked.
"Well it's the only way he'd come!" Steph explained.
Katie sighs, "OK, Lord Sesshomaru-sama, we will give you that information after you answer some questions for us."
"But we don't-" Steph starts to say.
"Shush. Now, questions for Sesshomaru . . ." Katie flips out a card and reads it. "Erm, you can ask him the first question." She hands the card to Ghoul King.
He reads it and a revolted expression crosses his face. "I am not asking anyone this question, it's repulsing." He crumples up the card and tosses it back at Katie.
_O;; "HEY!!" She picks it up and straightens it out, then scurries over to Gina at the camera. "Gina-kun, could you ask Lord Sesshomaru-sama this question?"
"Uh okay," Gina takes the card and reads it. "Questions from sesshyluvsme200: Why are you so damn fine? Why the heck do you have to be in another dimension and time? Why?" He clears his throat and hands the card back to Katie.
"Thank you! You're so kind, Gina-kun." She runs back over to the stage and takes her seat, sticking her tongue out at Ghoul King. =P
"WANT ME TO EAT YOU?!"
o_o; "No, sir. Answer the question, Lord Sesshomaru-sama."
"What does 'so damn fine' mean? And I have no clue or desire to know the reasons why."
"So damn fine means that you are very, very, very times infinity kawaii," Jess tells him.
Sandra nods, "It's true."
"Anyway, I have questions!" Katie declares. "Sesshomaru, why must you harm Inuyasha?"
"Because he is an unworthy half-breed who deserves to die and he took father's sword, which should belong to me!" Sesshomaru responds.
"If he's so unworthy, why do you waste your time trying to kill him?" Steph asks, as she drags a chair onto the stage.
"What are you doing?" Katie implies.
"I'm joining you, you can't ask all the questions. Fluffy, answer for Kami-sama's sake."
"I must kill him because he is my brother and I want the Tetsusaiga!"
"So, in Fluffy language that means: 'I really don't have a life'," Steph says.
"Confine your words, human," he orders.
^_^ "And that means 'Shut up' in Fluffy language!"
"I have questions for Sesshie!" Jess raises her hand gleefully.
_ "OK, ask them, Jess."
"WHY ARE YOU SO FRIGGEN FINE?!" Jess asks at the top of her lungs.
"Didn't we just have that question?" Ghoul King asks. u_u;
"Oh, heh, are your stripes natural or do you put them on like makeup?" Jess asks instead.
"My stripes *twitch* are natural *twitch*," Sesshomaru replies through gritted teeth.
"FLUFFY'S GETTIN' MAD EVERYONE!" Steph shouts.
"Confine your words!"
"Do you wear any other clothing, Sesshie?" Jess continues.
"No . . ."
"Do you wash them?"
"No . . ."
O_O;; "Ewww, Sesshomaru smells worse than zombie dude over here," Katie says.
_ "Shut up!" Ghoul King barks. (A/N: WTH, barks?!)
"Smelly . . ."
"I'M A ZOMBIE! I'M DEAD! DO YOU THINK I SMELL LIKE ROSES?!?!?!"
"Uhhh . . ."
Kurama (from YYH!) pops out from no where. "Did you say roses?" (A/N: he may be out of character, but what the hey! This is a humor fic!)
"Yes I did!" G.K. responds.
"I've misplaced mine, have you seen it anywhere?" Kurama asks.
"Uh, no, sorry," Katie says.
"KURAMA! GET BACK ON OUR SET!" Yusuke yells from a little door in the floor, which Kurama jumps into and disappears.
o-o; "OH-KAY, moving on . . ."
"Sesshie, Sesshie, can I touch your tail?!" Jess begs.
"No!!!!" Sandra exclaims. "I wanna touch it . . . wait, that's his tail?"
"YES!!! HAHA!!! I know more about Sesshie than you do!" Jess accuses.
"YOU DO NOT!" Sandra argues. "I LOVE HIM WAY MORE!"
"NO I DO!!!"
"THEN PROVE IT!" Sandra orders.
"OK I WILL!"
"How exactly are you going to do that?" Steph asks.
"LIKE THIS!" Jess unexpectedly leans into Sesshomaru, grabbing his head, and kissing him full on the lips. (A/N: Fluff *gags* My apologizes!)
O_O!!!! Everyone but Jess has a shocked expression, even the mighty Ghoul King. (Mighty?)
"Oh me, oh my," Mutsumi giggles.
"Mutsumi?! Where'd you come from?!" Katie asks. (A/N: If you don't know who she is, she's from this anime called 'Love Hina', it r0x0rz!)
"Oh my, oh my, I forgot," Mutsumi says. (A/N: she's an airhead . . . -_-;)
Keitaro Urashima, also from 'Love Hina', runs onto the set and drags her off. "Sorry about that!!!"
"Katie, stop making these random anime characters appear! These are Inuyasha Interviews!" Steph says.
"Gosh, just trying to have a little fun!"
Anyway, back to the Sesshomaru scene! He is, well, let's just say his normal emotionless face isn't so emotionless anymore. ;D He's actually . . . smiling!
O_O; "That's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in my life! Er, well, you know," Ghoul King says.
"Ooooh, Jessie has a man!" Gina comments from the camera.
Jess blushes. "GINA!!!"
"Hn. It's not fair, why does she get to kiss him?!" Sandra growls.
"Because I'm special!"
"No you're not! I'm better looking and I'm full youkai! This is messed up!"
~; "Are you calling me ugly?!" Jess sniffs.
"No she's not. You're prettyfulness!!!!" Katie says. "Anyway, I have a question for Sesshie! Are you gay?"
"He just got kissed by a girl and you ask him if he's gay," Ghoul King mutters sarcastically. "What are you a baka?"
"Hai, Katie no baka!" Katie agrees, smiling brightly.
"Have you noticed that you guys pretty much answer all the questions for him?" Steph asks.
"We do?" Katie asks.
"Yeah, you do."
"OH, I'M SORRY!"
" 'Course you are," G.K. says. "I also have a question, what's your armor made of?"
"Oh no," Steph groans, leaning back into her chair.
"It looks like it's made of rock," Katie blurts out.
"YOU DID IT AGAIN!" Steph says.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!"
u_u; "SURE!"
"Well the ningen is wrong; it's made of metal," Sesshomaru replies.
"Reeeeealllly?" Ghoul King grins.
"Here we go . . ." Steph sighs.
"Can I borrow it, Sesshomaru?" G.K. asks.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"PLEASE?!?!"
"NO!!!"
"Can I taste it?"
"NOOOOO!!!!"
Ghoul King lunges at him, attempting to rip the armor from him. He does this to no avail, and Sesshomaru stands angrily.
"How dare you attack me!"
"Give me the darned armor!"
"NO!"
"YES!" G.K. lunges for it again, but Sesshomaru is too swift for him. (A/N: Nyar nyar!)
_ "I have minions you know." Ghoul King glares at him.
"So do I." Sesshomaru glares back and they go into a staring contest.
"Forget it," Steph sighs, trudging off the stage. "This place is a wreck!"
"I agree with you," Sandra says, following her. "She let that HUMAN kiss Lord Sesshomaru."
The two girls wander off while Jess is still sitting in disbelief with herself on the couch and Katie is watching the staring contest, unamused. Finally, Katie stands up and faces the camera.
"Well I guess that's all! Cole, Kelsey, and Bowsergal will be back next chapter, hopefully! Heh, I'm going back down to that Yu Yu Hakusho set to find Hiei! Ja ne!"
She disappears, leaving the youkai and zombie with their staring contest and Jess.
"Er, haha, well," Gina scratches his head. He's appeared in front of the camera and is reading some lines off of a note pad. "Next time Kouga will be interviewed and don't forget to review! Bye!" He grabs Jess, who seems to be completely out of it, off of the couch and pulls her backstage.
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A/N: I'm a failure, ne? Gomen nasai, minna-san. ;~; Well please review! If you do review, you are the kindest person ever. Except if you flame, of course. But you can flame me if you want, I don't care. ^_^; It's cold outside. LOL, haha, I'm off to find Hiei! Ciao! Ja!
~ Katie
Oh yeah . . . don't forget . . . REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The D aka Dani: (If you read this.) n_n; I'll add you in my Naraku chapter, which I hope is next chapter. Right now, I don't even remember who all my characters are @.@;(J/K!) Hehe, I have a friend named Dani too!
Ghoul King: O_O!!! Yes, I can be scary. MUAHAHAHA! o_O; actually I had no clue . . . LOL, I hope you still read this! Thank you for loving my story and the encouragement (?), it makes me feel all warm inside. XDDD
Cole and Kelsey: You guys . . . I'm sorry, but I have totally lost track of everything you've wanted to do to each other. The killing and stuff, WHOA! o_O; How 'bout you two just like blow each other up? LOL, just kiddin', I'll think of something, might not be what ya want though.
Disclaimer: KnivesRulesYOU! MUAHAHAHA! I had that screen name! XDDD Knives kicks arse! Fo' shizzle! *cough* Wait, what is this for again? Oh, OOOOOOOH, right! I don't own Inuyasha, or anything, or anyone. ;~;
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Chapter 7
Today, there is a larger couch on the set beside the two usual chairs. Jess has created a sign in the back, which states: "Ai shiteru, Sesshie-sama." It's rather large and in bright red letters. Jess is seated on the left end of the sofa with her biggest, brightest smile in place.
"Hello there," she waves to the camera, which is being manned by some new guy. "Oh yeah, this is Gina. He's the cameraman today because Bowsergal got a hold of Cole and it wasn't very pretty, so he's in the hospital. Then he told the police and unfortunately they took her in." (A/N: Yes, Gina is a guy _O;)
"She's getting out today," Steph adds. "So is he."
"Yep! And now, HERE'S SE-"
"You forgot Katie," Steph interrupts. "And Ghoul King isn't here, or Sandra . . ."
"Or Kelsey," Jess frowns. "WHERE ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!"
"I'm here!" Katie pops up randomly from behind the sofa. She gasps, "GINA!!!!!"
"Hey hon!" Gina replies from behind the camera. (A/N: he actually says that! XD)
"Katie, where's Ghoul King?" Jess implies.
"Oh, sire, where art thou'?"
X_O; "Sire?" Ghoul King asks. He has magically appeared in one of the seats on stage.
n_n; "MY CO-HOST!" Katie says, hugging him on impulse.
He twitches. "DO NOT TOUCH ME!!!"
"Gomen ne, sir."
"OUR co-host," Jess corrects. "I'm still here ya' know."
"Well, you won't be able to focus as soon as Lord Sesshomaru comes out," Katie taunts.
"Psh . . ."
"Let's bring out Fluffy already," Steph says.
"Introducing, the one and only-" Jess begins.
"Lord Sesshomaru-sama!" Katie finishes.
Sesshomaru glides onto the set. His emotionless face has a small look of disgust as he sits down on the right side of the couch, away from Jess.
"SESSHIE!!!!" Jess squeals, clinging to him.
Now, Sandra has dropped from the rafters. The kitsune's green eyes are filled with hostility as she observes the scene. "Unhand Sesshomaru, human!" she orders.
"No!!!" Jess replies.
Sandra grabs Sesshomaru's arm and tried to pull him away from Jess. The two start that old tug-of-war thing.
A low growl is heard from Sesshomaru's throat before he flashes his claws, sending both girls jetting back into the couch. They both look up at him quietly, Jess from the left, Sandra from the right.
"I am not here to be contaminated by female things." He twitches. "I was told I would find out how to get the Tetsusaiga from my stupid half- demon brother."
Steph whistles innocently from her chair.
"You told him that?!" Katie asked.
"Well it's the only way he'd come!" Steph explained.
Katie sighs, "OK, Lord Sesshomaru-sama, we will give you that information after you answer some questions for us."
"But we don't-" Steph starts to say.
"Shush. Now, questions for Sesshomaru . . ." Katie flips out a card and reads it. "Erm, you can ask him the first question." She hands the card to Ghoul King.
He reads it and a revolted expression crosses his face. "I am not asking anyone this question, it's repulsing." He crumples up the card and tosses it back at Katie.
_O;; "HEY!!" She picks it up and straightens it out, then scurries over to Gina at the camera. "Gina-kun, could you ask Lord Sesshomaru-sama this question?"
"Uh okay," Gina takes the card and reads it. "Questions from sesshyluvsme200: Why are you so damn fine? Why the heck do you have to be in another dimension and time? Why?" He clears his throat and hands the card back to Katie.
"Thank you! You're so kind, Gina-kun." She runs back over to the stage and takes her seat, sticking her tongue out at Ghoul King. =P
"WANT ME TO EAT YOU?!"
o_o; "No, sir. Answer the question, Lord Sesshomaru-sama."
"What does 'so damn fine' mean? And I have no clue or desire to know the reasons why."
"So damn fine means that you are very, very, very times infinity kawaii," Jess tells him.
Sandra nods, "It's true."
"Anyway, I have questions!" Katie declares. "Sesshomaru, why must you harm Inuyasha?"
"Because he is an unworthy half-breed who deserves to die and he took father's sword, which should belong to me!" Sesshomaru responds.
"If he's so unworthy, why do you waste your time trying to kill him?" Steph asks, as she drags a chair onto the stage.
"What are you doing?" Katie implies.
"I'm joining you, you can't ask all the questions. Fluffy, answer for Kami-sama's sake."
"I must kill him because he is my brother and I want the Tetsusaiga!"
"So, in Fluffy language that means: 'I really don't have a life'," Steph says.
"Confine your words, human," he orders.
^_^ "And that means 'Shut up' in Fluffy language!"
"I have questions for Sesshie!" Jess raises her hand gleefully.
_ "OK, ask them, Jess."
"WHY ARE YOU SO FRIGGEN FINE?!" Jess asks at the top of her lungs.
"Didn't we just have that question?" Ghoul King asks. u_u;
"Oh, heh, are your stripes natural or do you put them on like makeup?" Jess asks instead.
"My stripes *twitch* are natural *twitch*," Sesshomaru replies through gritted teeth.
"FLUFFY'S GETTIN' MAD EVERYONE!" Steph shouts.
"Confine your words!"
"Do you wear any other clothing, Sesshie?" Jess continues.
"No . . ."
"Do you wash them?"
"No . . ."
O_O;; "Ewww, Sesshomaru smells worse than zombie dude over here," Katie says.
_ "Shut up!" Ghoul King barks. (A/N: WTH, barks?!)
"Smelly . . ."
"I'M A ZOMBIE! I'M DEAD! DO YOU THINK I SMELL LIKE ROSES?!?!?!"
"Uhhh . . ."
Kurama (from YYH!) pops out from no where. "Did you say roses?" (A/N: he may be out of character, but what the hey! This is a humor fic!)
"Yes I did!" G.K. responds.
"I've misplaced mine, have you seen it anywhere?" Kurama asks.
"Uh, no, sorry," Katie says.
"KURAMA! GET BACK ON OUR SET!" Yusuke yells from a little door in the floor, which Kurama jumps into and disappears.
o-o; "OH-KAY, moving on . . ."
"Sesshie, Sesshie, can I touch your tail?!" Jess begs.
"No!!!!" Sandra exclaims. "I wanna touch it . . . wait, that's his tail?"
"YES!!! HAHA!!! I know more about Sesshie than you do!" Jess accuses.
"YOU DO NOT!" Sandra argues. "I LOVE HIM WAY MORE!"
"NO I DO!!!"
"THEN PROVE IT!" Sandra orders.
"OK I WILL!"
"How exactly are you going to do that?" Steph asks.
"LIKE THIS!" Jess unexpectedly leans into Sesshomaru, grabbing his head, and kissing him full on the lips. (A/N: Fluff *gags* My apologizes!)
O_O!!!! Everyone but Jess has a shocked expression, even the mighty Ghoul King. (Mighty?)
"Oh me, oh my," Mutsumi giggles.
"Mutsumi?! Where'd you come from?!" Katie asks. (A/N: If you don't know who she is, she's from this anime called 'Love Hina', it r0x0rz!)
"Oh my, oh my, I forgot," Mutsumi says. (A/N: she's an airhead . . . -_-;)
Keitaro Urashima, also from 'Love Hina', runs onto the set and drags her off. "Sorry about that!!!"
"Katie, stop making these random anime characters appear! These are Inuyasha Interviews!" Steph says.
"Gosh, just trying to have a little fun!"
Anyway, back to the Sesshomaru scene! He is, well, let's just say his normal emotionless face isn't so emotionless anymore. ;D He's actually . . . smiling!
O_O; "That's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in my life! Er, well, you know," Ghoul King says.
"Ooooh, Jessie has a man!" Gina comments from the camera.
Jess blushes. "GINA!!!"
"Hn. It's not fair, why does she get to kiss him?!" Sandra growls.
"Because I'm special!"
"No you're not! I'm better looking and I'm full youkai! This is messed up!"
~; "Are you calling me ugly?!" Jess sniffs.
"No she's not. You're prettyfulness!!!!" Katie says. "Anyway, I have a question for Sesshie! Are you gay?"
"He just got kissed by a girl and you ask him if he's gay," Ghoul King mutters sarcastically. "What are you a baka?"
"Hai, Katie no baka!" Katie agrees, smiling brightly.
"Have you noticed that you guys pretty much answer all the questions for him?" Steph asks.
"We do?" Katie asks.
"Yeah, you do."
"OH, I'M SORRY!"
" 'Course you are," G.K. says. "I also have a question, what's your armor made of?"
"Oh no," Steph groans, leaning back into her chair.
"It looks like it's made of rock," Katie blurts out.
"YOU DID IT AGAIN!" Steph says.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!"
u_u; "SURE!"
"Well the ningen is wrong; it's made of metal," Sesshomaru replies.
"Reeeeealllly?" Ghoul King grins.
"Here we go . . ." Steph sighs.
"Can I borrow it, Sesshomaru?" G.K. asks.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"PLEASE?!?!"
"NO!!!"
"Can I taste it?"
"NOOOOO!!!!"
Ghoul King lunges at him, attempting to rip the armor from him. He does this to no avail, and Sesshomaru stands angrily.
"How dare you attack me!"
"Give me the darned armor!"
"NO!"
"YES!" G.K. lunges for it again, but Sesshomaru is too swift for him. (A/N: Nyar nyar!)
_ "I have minions you know." Ghoul King glares at him.
"So do I." Sesshomaru glares back and they go into a staring contest.
"Forget it," Steph sighs, trudging off the stage. "This place is a wreck!"
"I agree with you," Sandra says, following her. "She let that HUMAN kiss Lord Sesshomaru."
The two girls wander off while Jess is still sitting in disbelief with herself on the couch and Katie is watching the staring contest, unamused. Finally, Katie stands up and faces the camera.
"Well I guess that's all! Cole, Kelsey, and Bowsergal will be back next chapter, hopefully! Heh, I'm going back down to that Yu Yu Hakusho set to find Hiei! Ja ne!"
She disappears, leaving the youkai and zombie with their staring contest and Jess.
"Er, haha, well," Gina scratches his head. He's appeared in front of the camera and is reading some lines off of a note pad. "Next time Kouga will be interviewed and don't forget to review! Bye!" He grabs Jess, who seems to be completely out of it, off of the couch and pulls her backstage.
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A/N: I'm a failure, ne? Gomen nasai, minna-san. ;~; Well please review! If you do review, you are the kindest person ever. Except if you flame, of course. But you can flame me if you want, I don't care. ^_^; It's cold outside. LOL, haha, I'm off to find Hiei! Ciao! Ja!
~ Katie
Oh yeah . . . don't forget . . . REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!