I'm too sexy for Rurouni Kenshin

Sanosuke was sitting on the front porch really bored. And then.

Sanosuke: I'm too sexy for my headband (get's it off) Kaoru: Too sexy for your headband Yahiko: Too sexy for a head (laughs evily)

Kenshin comes out of the house with a broom on his hands

Kenshin: I'm too sexy for a broom (throws it and hits Kaoru) Kaoru: Too sexy for my groom (walks towards Sanosuke) Sanosuke: Too sexy for my. BOOM!!! (bombs explodes)

Yahiko comes out from behinds Sanosuke's headless body

Yahiko: His too sexy for his head Sanosuke: Too sex;y to be dead (revives) (Magumi comes out with a plate full of food) Yahiko: But not too sexy to be fead (takes a bunch of food and eats it in one bite)

Magumi: I'm too sexy for you guys (looks at Sanosuke with Kaoru) Magumi: Too sexy for your lies (runs away crying) Kaoru: Am I too sexy for my eyes (goes to the well and looks at her reflection)

Kenshin: I'm too sexy for my toes (get's out his sword and cuts them) (Kaoru's been kidnapped by Aoshi) Kenshin: Too sexy for my foes (looks unworried about Kaoru) Kaoru: I'm so mad I'm gonna blow!!! (yells to Kenshin while being dragged away)

Aoshi: I'm too sexy for this job (sighs) Everyboby yells: SO ARE WE!!!!! Aoshi: Too sexy for my bod. Aoshi: Too sexy I'm gonna sob (let's go of Kaoru and runs away crying)

Kaoru come walking really mad towards Kenshin

Kaoru: I'm too sexy I'm a mess- Kenshin: .And I couldn't possibly care less Kaoru: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME YOU CONFESSED!!!!

The discussion continues.

Yahiko: I'm too sexy for this discussion Sanosuke: I think I'm getting a cocussion

Yahiko looks at Sanosukes invisible head

Yahiko: Impossible, you don't have a brain Sanosuke: Why do you have to be so lame
Magumi appears with stars on her eyes Magumi: I'm going on the road to fame! ( runs out of the house laughing histerically)

Everybody: We're too sexy we need cars Everybody: Too sexy to be stars. Everybody: We prefer to be in Mars!!!!!!

The End Thr