Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter characters, Ital Pasta or Nike. Pah, if I did, do you think Id use a skipping rope in a story? I don't know. I think the question would be: Would I sue anyone else for using a Nike skipping rope.. Hmmm. I think I just revealed important plotlines. Oops.

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Neville was eating Ital Pasta spaghetti and was having fun

Until Colin came up and said: "Mine"

Then Neville gave up his spaghetti

He was no longer having fun

Until Harry swooped in on a broomstick

And handed Ron a skipping rope made by Nike

Neville stole it

And so he skipped

Neville had more fun than with spaghetti.

(Healthier too.)

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A/N: Hmmm. no reviews yet? Poopy. I want to read what you guys think!!! Well I should give it time; I posted late last night.