Why You Never Give the BladeBreakers Liquor

By: Moonlight Wolf a.k.a. UltimateAnimeFangirl

Rating: PG13 (for some of the language and maybe situations)

Disclaimer: If I owned Beyblade, Kai Hiwatari would be mine, He already is though, I liked him before everyone else did, even through the tough times.

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Moonlight Wolf: Hello everyone! This fanfic is supposed to be about this girl named Himitsu, Japanese word for secret, who killed all the girls in Beyblade and even though she is a girl and goes along with the Bladebreakers. You won't find her in dresses, skirts, pink, ~makes fireballs and attackes closest person near her than wears pink~ and girls who just act too girlish. Let's talk about me for a little bit. ~has a weird look on her face~ I like protecting Kai.

Kai: I don't need protecting. I can handle everything by myself.

Rei: He's got me if he needs help.

Moonlight Wolf: This is not a yaoi fic! Sorry, had to yell.

Kai: Right...

Rei: I wasn't talking about that, baka.

Moonlight Wolf: Hey, that's not very nice. ~looks hurt and about to cry~

Rei: C'mon, I was just kidding.

Kai: And I thought she said Himitsu resembled her.

Moonlight Wolf: ~sniffles~ She does and you were kidding? You two are so nice. ~Goes to Kai and Rei~

Kai: What do you think you're going to do?

Moonlight Wolf: Hug you guys.

Kai: Get it over with.

Rei: Kai, it's just a hug.

Moonlight Wolf: ~hugs Kai and Rei~ Thank god I only turn all girly once in a while.

Kai: That's a relief.

Rei: Moon?

Moonlight Wolf: Huh?

Rei: You can let go now and start the fic.

Moonlight Wolf: ~regrets letting go of Kai and Rei~ Okay, now for the fanfic!

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After killing all the "Bitches of Beyblade," Himitsu decided to join the Bladebreakers, just in case any stupid girls are left in the world of Beyblade. The Bladebreakers were staying at a hotel in Star City (MLW: I know it's a stupid name for a city.), trying to find the Beybladers that Voltaire had sent to find the Amp Bits that upgraded special Beyblades and beat them. Then they could find the Amp Bits and return them so they could be locked in the BBA lab.

"Man, I am starving. Let's get something to eat guys." Tyson said as usual.

"What do you mean you're still hungry? We just got back from Phoenix Fire two hours ago and you practically ate all of the food we ordered, Tyson. If anyone should be hungry, it's us." Max said as his stomach made a weird sound.

"Yeah, Max is right. How can you eat all that food and still be starving?" Rei asked, sitting on his bed in their gigantic hotel room.

"I'm a growing boy, now let's go and find a place for hamburgers or something." Tyson started drooling at the thought of a juicy hamburger.

"doesn't the Bit Beast get any opinion around here?" Dizzi asked.

"Yeah, and don't I get one too? I'm as hungry as all of you are. I say let's listen to Tyson for once and have a late dinner." Kenny added.

"Whatever." Kai said.

"We'll go if you guys are going, right Kai?" Himitsu said.

"Yeah." Kai was getting more friendly but to tell you the truth, he was really tired and didn't care as long as they came home in a few hours.

"That's final then. Let's go!" Tyson ran to the door thinking it was open but smacked his face and slid onto the ground.

"Watch it, Tyson, before we even get out of here, you might be too hurt to get food." Max laughed.

They went into the elevator and finally out of the hotel. Kai and Himitsu walked behind them, both crossing their arms.

"What?! Their all closed! It's only eleven and they're all closed! It can't be!" Tyson yelled as he ran up and down three streets that had almost twenty restaurants, all closed for the night.

"What about that place?" Kenny pointed to the light coming from a, by the looks of it, a very elegant restaurant.

"Please sit down and I will be right back to take your orders." A guy in a waiter outfit greeted them and took them to a table just enough for all six of the Beybladers.

"Hey, what are these?" Tyson asked as he looked at the menu. He didn't know they were different kinds of alcoholic drinks. "I'm really thirsty. I'll have this and this, and maybe some of this." Tyson started ordering almost every drink on the list.

Rei, Max, Kenny, Kai, and Himitsu all ordered one. All of them except Kai ordered a vodka and he ordered an iced tea. He was the chaperone, or so he was supposed to be.

"Kai, try it, you'll like it." Rei said, holding up his half filled glass, as Kai drank his iced tea slowly.

"No thanks, Rei. I'm fine." Kai replied.

"Kai, you're such a stiff." Max laughed and jammed his glass of vodka into Kai's now open mouth. He had no choice but to drink it all. He looked fine afterwards. It's not like he hadn't tried it before. "Kai, see that wasn't so bad. Dude, get me another one of those what ever you call its." Max waved his hand to the waiter. "Let's see how long you last."

"No, Max, I'm fine. Really." Kai said.

"You won't be fine once you taste this." Tyson poured two of his full glasses, not know what they were, into Kai's mouth as he finished talking.

"Tyson. Let go of me. Tyson!" Kai yelled as Tyson continued pouring all of his drinks he didn't try into Kai's mouth as he held it open. Soon, Kai was feeling peculiar.

Himitsu watched, drinking her glass slowly. She finished it and waited for them to finish drinking. It wasn't her first time drinking either.

Tyson ordered more drinks, finally making Kai feel really dizzy, and started drinking them himself. He was even a bigger mess than Kai was.

Rei and Max had three drinks before they looked just as drunk as Tyson and Kai were while Kenny took one gulp and was out like a light on the table.

"We're going back to the hotel. C'mon." Himitsu got them all to get up, even though they wobbled every half an inch when they walked. "Charge this to the BBA account." She said to the waiter.

Himitsu dragged Rei, Kai, Tyson, Max, and Kenny out the door and across the street to their hotel. As they got closer to the hotel, all of the boys suddenly got hyper.

"Tyson, get back over here!" Himitsu yelled. Tyson got out of her grasp and ran towards the swimming pool.

He took off his pants and started running around the pool's edge. He threw his hands in the air and started yelling.

"Lookit me!" Tyson yelled. "Save the bunnies!!!!!"

"Tyson, get back over here! Shut up, we'll get kicked out of the hotel! Are you listening?!" Himitsu yelled at him. She chased him around and around until Tyson ran out of breath and sat down. She grabbed him by his shirt and to the hotel's entrance. "Ugh, I'm starting to sound like Hilary. I guess once you kill someone, they curse you by making you turn into them."

Tyson fell asleep and Himitsu set him down on the bench near the door. She noticed there was something wrong with that picture.

"Where did the others go? Oh, damn, don't tell me they..." Himitsu looked up at the lamp post where Max was slowly climbing up the post like a koala. "Okay, there's one..."

"Kenny, what are you doing?" Dizzi's voice came from behind the trees. "Kenny!"

Himitsu looked over in the trees and found Kenny hugging his laptop and he started to make-out with it. Dizzi kept yelling until Kenny turned down the volume.

"Kenny, snap out of it. You don't know what you're doing....." Dizzi's voice died out slowly while Kenny did something that didn't look right. (MLW: Eh, the thought of it makes me barf so I'm not typing what he's doing.)

"Uh, I think I'll just leave them alone now." Himitsu backed away from where Kenny was and looked around for Rei and Kai.

Rei and Kai were Beybattling, like there was nothing wrong with them. She looked back at the others, except for Kenny, and then looked back at Rei and Kai.

"Never mind, they are drunk. At least they aren't running." Himitsu sighed then her eyes turned into enormous saucers. "Kai, what do you think you're doing?!" She ran to Kai before all of his deep blue boxers were in full view, but she was too late, and grabbed his arm.

"What do you think you're doing? Let go of me!" Kai tried to twist his arm out of Himitsu's grip.

"I'm doing this for you're own good." Himitsu said.

Memo to self, never give them Vodka and Long Island Iced Tea. Himitsu thought to herself. She dragged Kai with her to get Rei.

Rei was wobbling and yelling at Driger to attack Dranzer. The Dranzer Blade stopped after not being controlled by Kai while Driger kept spinning.

"Return Driger!" Rei commanded. The Driger Blade came to Rei but hit his forehead and knocked him out.

"Less work for me." Himitsu sighed and put the Dranzer and Driger Blades into the pockets on her jeans. She got Rei while still holding onto Kai and got them both so that she could get them into the hotel room.

"I don't need a girl to tell me when to sleep!" Kai pouted.

"I'll give you a cookie." Himitsu waved a cookie in front of his face.

"Mmm.... Cookies..." Kai thought about it and decided to see just how many cookies he could get. "No." He crossed his arms.

"Two cookies?"

"No."

"Three cookies and a punch."

"....." Kai looked confused.

"Here you go." Himitsu punched Kai and knocked him out. "Who knew he liked cookies? At least he doesn't eat cookies so much and look like Tyson." Himitsu shuddered in thought of what Kai would look like if he was Tyson. "Speaking of stuff with calories, Rei is getting to be a little heavy. I hope it's all muscle." She set Rei down next to Kai and went down to get all the others.

"Meow. Meow." Max was on the tip of the lamp post and purring softly. "Meow. Meow."

"No wonder his mouth looks like a cat's. He his one." Himitsu took a leaf and showed it to Max. "Maxy, look what I have. Catnip."

Max looked down at her and liked his lips. He pounced down with a single leap and landed on Himitsu.

"Where's the catnip? Give me the catnip or I'll blackmail it out of you!" Max yelled. "Where's the catnip?!"

"Aren't you an impatient one. Sorry, Max, I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't have any catnip. But if you want a leaf, here." Himitsu dropped the leaf she had been holding into Max's hand. It floated gently and Max ate it in mid-air.

"Got anymore leaves? Me want more leaves!!!" Max jumped up and down in place.

"Got'cha!" Himitsu put a ribbon around Max's neck and used it as a leash. Max looked shocked and had his mouth wide open. "We're going home now."

"No!!! The leaves need their mommy!" Max yelled.

"Okay, we seriously are going home." Himitsu yanked Max's leash and Max fell to the ground. "C'mon Max, stop wasting time."

Max obediently crawled on all fours and followed Himitsu into the hotel. He stopped momentarily to lick his hand three times. His butt swayed side to side, kind of like a gay guy and kind of like a cat. As Himitsu waited for the elevator, (since Max refused to go up the stairs) the manager who worked night shifts came to the desk. He stared at Max and then at Himitsu then at Max again.

"Too much coffee. Definitely too much coffee. Need more sleep. More sleep." The manager whispered to himself like a crazy I-just-got-out-of-the-Insane-Asylum person. The elevator made a little dinging noise and opened.

"Max, don't make in harder than it actually is. Now get in." Himitsu pulled the ribbon around Max's neck but Max didn't move a centimeter. "Get in, Baka!" Himitsu managed to drag Max in the elevator, him looking like a statue.

When they went into the hotel room, Rei and Kai were just like Himitsu had left them. Max went over to the kitchen and slept on the mini carpet. He curled up and yawned. Himitsu took two huge blankets and put them around him.

Damn, he is really heavy. Rei might be all muscle, I kinda figured that but Tyson, he seriously needs to cut down on the food. Himitsu though as she lugged the snoring Tyson to the elevator. She didn't even bother to look at what Kenny was doing outside.

Himitsu dropped Tyson in his bed and took deep breaths. She was sure Tyson was heavier than she was.

Note to self, if the Bladebreakers get drunk again, I'm going along with them and getting drunk too. I never want this night to repeat. Ever. It was three in the morning before Himitsu actually went to sleep.

Early Next Morning....

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"Ugh, where am I?" Kai opened his eyes, instantly feeling a throbbing pain in his left eye. It wasn't bruised (MLW: Thank you Beyblader Guardian...) but it hurt. He didn't know why either. The last moment he remembered was when Tyson crammed liquor into his mouth and him feeling like he was going to throw up.

Rei blinked at the ceiling to get use to the light when he woke up and noticed he didn't know where he was. He looked to his left, Tyson was drooling and snoring on his bed.

"What the-" Rei felt a throbbing pain on his forehead like a needle had pieced it. He rubbed his forehead a couple of times and sat up. At the same time, Kai sat up. They turned to find themselves looking at each other.

"What the hell?!" Kai responded. What the hell am I in Rei's bed?

"What the hell?!?" Rei exclaimed.

"Rei, what... what happened?" Kai asked.

"I don't know. I don't remember a thing. Just being really dizzy last night..." Rei's eyes suddenly went wide.

"Don't tell me we- We couldn't have-" Kai said. He and Rei thought of every possible explanation they could think of in less than thirty seconds. All of the explanations ran through their heads.

Kai didn't want to find out what happened and got out to get to his bed across from Rei's. Rei looked at Kai with astonishment.

"Kai? Where are your pants?" Rei asked.

"Uh, uh..." Kai found his pants on his bed, slipped them on, and went back to sleep, in his bed.

Damn this is the first time I made a fool of myself. Damn it. Kai thought and closed his eyes.

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Moonlight Wolf: I don't know why I ended it there. But do you think I should write more? Please review and tell me. Please...

Kai: How about no?

Rei: I'm not in this.

Moonlight Wolf: Why are you so mean to me when we talk in public. Kai?

Kai: ~looks as though a secret was revealed~ I'm never nice to you.

Moonlight Wolf: Kai... ~looks sad~

Kai: ~sighs~ Okay, so I'm nice to you. Who cares?

Rei: Uh, Kai, you aren't nice to girls. Except for her.

Moonlight: Let's continue this after I tell people we're leaving. Do you object?

Kai: No.

Rei: Why would I?

Moonlight: Readers, again, please review, just click the shiney purplish Go button on the bottom, it's that easy. I know I'm not great but just give me some ideas how to continue or something. If you don't review I don't write and there's going to be another day when they get drunk. Hey, it is called "Why You Never Give the Bladebreakers Liquor". You know why? Because they keep asking for more......