I still don't own Kingdom Hearts! Ratty, isn't it? *pouts* Phfkkkkkk, you'll all have to help me! I bet you, if everyone in the world joined up, we could all unite and TAKE OVER SQUARESOFT!...^^" er...or not? *moves away from an angry mob*

Note: ^^" Really short story, but who cares? Bahahahahaah.

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Sora shifted from his place in the tree and slid down, sprinting off to the secret place as fast as he could. He grinned to himself, running down the long path, and came to a sliding halt into a wall. Thoodathud! "Ow!" He shook his head and frowned. His head was pounding in pain now.

"That wasn't a smooth landing, Sora! You should be more careful!" Sora turned to see Tidus behind him. "Oh, it's you, Tidus! What're you doing here?" Tidus shrugged. "I can ask you the same. Riku was looking for you. He said he had a surprise for you, he went to his house!"

Sora blinked, tilted his head in confusiong. There was going to be a surprise from Riku? This he'd have to see. "Okay, thanks Tidus!" He got up and waved, running off. Tidus shrugged, smiling to himself as he watched Sora race off. "Boy, Riku has a surprise for you."

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The sun was halfway down when Sora reached Riku's house. He invited himself in, almost expected to be tackled and wrestled to the floor. After a few minutes of nervous looking around, he found the bottom half of the house to be completely abandoned for now. Sora shrugged and bounded up the stairs two at a time, stopping outside Riku's room.

Bracing himself, prepared for anything, Sora pushed the door open, to see: Nothing. There was absolutely nothing there, except for a note. "Huh, what's this?" Sora picked the note up from the ground. The note read: "Take five steps forward; then sit on the bed. Beware of attack-" The words were all smudged there. Sora shrugged and followed the directions, sitting on the bed.

Sora waited awhile, and was about to leave, when Riku jumped out from nowhere and tackled him further onto the bed. "There's another score for me and another loss for you!" Sora yelped. "Gyah, Riku! Where'd you come from just now?!" "I come from Kairi's closet to wage war with the ruler of this island!" Riku cackled. Sora blinked in confusion. "Whaaa-?"

Riku rolled his eyes and grinned down at Sora. "You fell for it, didn't you!" Sora grumbled and tried to get Riku off of him, getting pinned down more. "Riku, get off!" Sora felt uncomfortable suddenly, much to his surprise. He wouldn't have felt uncomfortable before. Maybe he was hungry. That must have been it. Riku wouldn't budge.

"Never! The prisoner must remain bound!" Riku pressed Sora into the bed and grabbed a pillow, beating him over the head with it. "You have entered enemy territory!" Sora sputtered, feathers flying everywhere. "Riku, stop that!" "Never!" And so, feathers went flying for awhile, pillow after pillow bashed on Sora's head. It didn't hurt, but after the tenth pillow, you'd get pretty upset.

And pretty soon, there was a nice pile of feathers covering Riku and Sora. Sora spit out some feathers into Riku's face. "Riku, are you done yet? I need to get home." Indeed, the sun was already half way down the other side." "You're soft, Sora, you know that?" Riku brushed the feathers off of Sora, smiling...oddly. Sora squirmed and smacked Riku in the arm. "Okay okay, I'm soft, fine. Can I go now?"

Riku randomly hugged Sora and pulled Sora down on the feather-covered floor, landing with his back on the floor and Sora on top in a tight embrace. "Buddies forever!" Riku randomly shouted. Sora didn't move; he was WAY confused now. Riku eventually let go of Sora when his parents opened the door; unfortunately for whoever, Sora didn't move, so he was still laying on top of Riku.

"Riku, what is going on?! You made such a mess!" His mother grumbled, before being shoved off by her husband. "Son, just use protection. That's all we ask." He went off after his wife. Sora nearly spit; Riku twitched a little. "Use WHAT?!" Sora bounded up and scrambled onto the bed. Riku shrugged and got up, dusting feathers off of him. "I don't know, my parents do that a lot. Anyways, you going now?" Sora blinked.

First, Riku was holding him captive, claming him to be an intruder in enemy territory. Then, he was letting him be free to go? 'Freaky,' Sora thought. "Yeah...okay...I'll be going, then!" Sora spontaneously dived out of the window by the bed, sliding down a tree nearby. Riku nodded, giving a light wave to Sora, before glancing around at the feathers. "Blast. Now what am I going to do?" Riku noticed Sora had stole his -good- pillow, too. "Darnit, Sora!"

Score: Infinity to 2.