(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Middleton High School)
(Cut to the interior of the Middleton High School Hockey Rink. All of the girls are on the ice. RON sits on the bench. He has a small handheld device. The COACH stands on the ice next to him)
RON: Palm pilot, huh? And what do I do with this again?
COACH: You punch in everything that the team does. For instance: if Jill scores a goal, then you push Jill's button, where it started, where it went, and then goal. Got it?
RON: Um, sure.
COACH: Great. (To team) Okay, let's start practice!
(COACH skates off. RON examines the palm pilot)
RON: Okay, so there goes Jill, she takes the puck and- hey! Hey, slow down! How the-? Awe man, I missed it. Okay, here they go again. Jill starts it off and- ah! Too fast! I wonder how Kim's doing?
(Cut to Zappa High School)
(Cut to the interior, the gym. KIM and the rest of the cheer squad practice a difficult routine. They finish)
KIM: Okay, guys, great. We'll do it again tomorrow. Let's take a break.
(The squad disperses. BONNIE walks up to KIM)
BONNIE: It is so much easier to practice without that geeky friend of yours.
KIM: Come on, Bonnie. He's not that distracting.
BONNIE: What about that time he was cooking food on that little grill.
KIM: It was a hibachi, and that was only once.
BONNIE: Whatever.
(BONNIE walks off. KIM looks around)
KIM: Well, I guess I can read that book I've been wanting to read.
(KIM walks OC)
(Cut to the interior of a monkey temple. MONKEY FIST stands before several MONKEY NINJAS)
MONKEY FIST: You were loyal to your master, for that I am much grateful. As Ultimate Monkey Master, I can assure you that you will be rewarded.
(The MONKEY NINJAS looks at each other)
MONKEY FIST: Now, let's find out why I didn't get what I was after when we went into space.
(MONKEY FIST walks over to the alter and puts on it the golden banana. It quivers and opens. the MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK appears, his trusted MONKEY on his shoulder)
MONKEY FIST: Oh Mystical Monkey Monk, why did I not obtain-
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: What? Weren't you here when I went over this?
MONKEY FIST: Went over what?
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: My, um, little reading trouble?
MONKEY FIST: Reading trouble?
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: Yes, um, it turns out that my little friend has difficulty when it comes to writing. And, I meant to say that the Ultimate Monkey Master would be Ron Stoppable, not *un*stoppable.
MONKEY FIST: *WHAT?*
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: The Ultimate Monkey Master is Ron Stoppable. Sorry if that caused any trouble.
(The MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK disappears back into his banana. MONKEY FIST looks stunned)
MONKEY FIST: It can't be! The monkey hater can't be the Ultimate Monkey Master! It's just not possible! He must have messed with the Monkey Prophecy! He can't take this away from me! It is my destiny! We shall find him and correct this mistake. Come Monkey Ninjas!
(MONKEY FIST leaps out of the door. The MONKEY NINJAS look at each other. MONKEY FIST pokes his head in)
MONKEY FIST: Now!
(The MONKEY NINJAS follow him)
(Cut to Middleton High School. The hockey team files onto a bus)
(Cut to the interior of the bus. RON and JILL sit in a seat)
RON: So where are we going again?
JILL: Away game at Schooley High.
RON: How far away is that?
JILL: About an hour.
RON: An hour?
JILL: Don't worry, we'll stop for lunch.
RON: Oh, good. Where are we going to stay when we get up there?
JILL: We'll get a hotel. There are usually two to a room. (Beat) You'll get a room to yourself.
RON: Alright! Room to myself!
(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Party!
JILL: Um, yeah.
(Cut to the exterior. The bus pulls away)
(Cut to the interior of the Middleton High School Hockey Rink. All of the girls are on the ice. RON sits on the bench. He has a small handheld device. The COACH stands on the ice next to him)
RON: Palm pilot, huh? And what do I do with this again?
COACH: You punch in everything that the team does. For instance: if Jill scores a goal, then you push Jill's button, where it started, where it went, and then goal. Got it?
RON: Um, sure.
COACH: Great. (To team) Okay, let's start practice!
(COACH skates off. RON examines the palm pilot)
RON: Okay, so there goes Jill, she takes the puck and- hey! Hey, slow down! How the-? Awe man, I missed it. Okay, here they go again. Jill starts it off and- ah! Too fast! I wonder how Kim's doing?
(Cut to Zappa High School)
(Cut to the interior, the gym. KIM and the rest of the cheer squad practice a difficult routine. They finish)
KIM: Okay, guys, great. We'll do it again tomorrow. Let's take a break.
(The squad disperses. BONNIE walks up to KIM)
BONNIE: It is so much easier to practice without that geeky friend of yours.
KIM: Come on, Bonnie. He's not that distracting.
BONNIE: What about that time he was cooking food on that little grill.
KIM: It was a hibachi, and that was only once.
BONNIE: Whatever.
(BONNIE walks off. KIM looks around)
KIM: Well, I guess I can read that book I've been wanting to read.
(KIM walks OC)
(Cut to the interior of a monkey temple. MONKEY FIST stands before several MONKEY NINJAS)
MONKEY FIST: You were loyal to your master, for that I am much grateful. As Ultimate Monkey Master, I can assure you that you will be rewarded.
(The MONKEY NINJAS looks at each other)
MONKEY FIST: Now, let's find out why I didn't get what I was after when we went into space.
(MONKEY FIST walks over to the alter and puts on it the golden banana. It quivers and opens. the MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK appears, his trusted MONKEY on his shoulder)
MONKEY FIST: Oh Mystical Monkey Monk, why did I not obtain-
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: What? Weren't you here when I went over this?
MONKEY FIST: Went over what?
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: My, um, little reading trouble?
MONKEY FIST: Reading trouble?
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: Yes, um, it turns out that my little friend has difficulty when it comes to writing. And, I meant to say that the Ultimate Monkey Master would be Ron Stoppable, not *un*stoppable.
MONKEY FIST: *WHAT?*
MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK: The Ultimate Monkey Master is Ron Stoppable. Sorry if that caused any trouble.
(The MYSTICAL MONKEY MONK disappears back into his banana. MONKEY FIST looks stunned)
MONKEY FIST: It can't be! The monkey hater can't be the Ultimate Monkey Master! It's just not possible! He must have messed with the Monkey Prophecy! He can't take this away from me! It is my destiny! We shall find him and correct this mistake. Come Monkey Ninjas!
(MONKEY FIST leaps out of the door. The MONKEY NINJAS look at each other. MONKEY FIST pokes his head in)
MONKEY FIST: Now!
(The MONKEY NINJAS follow him)
(Cut to Middleton High School. The hockey team files onto a bus)
(Cut to the interior of the bus. RON and JILL sit in a seat)
RON: So where are we going again?
JILL: Away game at Schooley High.
RON: How far away is that?
JILL: About an hour.
RON: An hour?
JILL: Don't worry, we'll stop for lunch.
RON: Oh, good. Where are we going to stay when we get up there?
JILL: We'll get a hotel. There are usually two to a room. (Beat) You'll get a room to yourself.
RON: Alright! Room to myself!
(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Party!
JILL: Um, yeah.
(Cut to the exterior. The bus pulls away)