Ruuuggh I still don't own Kingdom Hearts! Boohoo.

Note: It's 6:30 in the morning and I'm determined to finish everything in half an hour! BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Note 1: I can't find Ursula in Atlantica. HELP ME?!??!?!?!??! XD

Note 2: I'm going to be switching characters around. It's all part of a plan I don't have yet!

Note 3: Note 2 made no sense.

Note 4: AM I PLAYING EVERYONE RIGHT?!?? IF NOT, WHO CARES, BECAUSE THIS IS INSANE ISLANDS?!??!? x_x

Note 5: This is in the middle of the story. I didn't make it in half an hour. Darn?

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"Get your free hotdogs! Get your free hotdogs for twenty-five cents!" Maybe he didn't know the definition of free. Whatever his definition was, it woke Riku and Sora up. And if it woke Sora up, it was definitely loud.

Riku growled and rolled off the bed, landed on his feet as usual, and leaned his head out of the window. Sora rubbed his eyes and tried to go back to sleep, but the shouting of "Ge your free hotdogs" echoed around. So it was nearly impossible.

"HEY LOUDMOUTH SHUT UP DOWN THERE!" Riku shook his fist and slammed the window shut...when he didn't remember it being open. He shrugged at the thought and dived onto the bed, tackling Sora off of it onto the floor. "Gya-! Riku! Get off!" Sora shoved Riku off of him and crawled up on the bed, curling up, shutting his eyes, and -trying-, really trying to go back to sleep.

Riku wasn't going to allow that. He crawled over to the other side of the bed army style, over -on- the bed, and on Sora. "Wake up!" Sora groaned, and dived under the covers, somehow. Riku frowned, and went off downstairs to get something from the kitchen! (A/N: Dundundun!)

A few minutes later, Riku returned with a bottle of mustard. He tore the covers off Sora and started squirting it all over him. "Get up!" Sora yelped and dove off of the bed, seeing the world in mustard flavor.

"RIKU!"

Score as of yet: Infinity to: 3.

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Now late morning, four of the famous group on Destiny Islands (A/N: XD Insane Islands!) were sitting around the docks, waiting impatiently for someone to arrive. "Do you really think anyone's going to come?" Kairi wondered out loud. "Of course they will! And maybe they'll have candy canes and cotton candy and chocolate and dynamite-" "DYNAMITE?!!?" Everyone edged away from Selphie.

"Ya' know, you're the one who said anyone would be coming anyways, Selphie, ya?" Wakka eyed her. "Well I did, because someone would be coming!" Kairi and Tidus watched the two scream each other's lungs out. "Weird." They said at the same time!

Suddenly, a ship arrived. It was sort of like a Gummi ship, just...bluer. Everyone stopped and went to the end of the docks, leaning forward. Selphie actually tried to reach for the handle, leaned forward, and...

...the doors opened, and Selphie fell into the water. The others snickered at the splash. Squ-er...Leon stepped out, with a bouncy Yuffie behind him. "The Great Ninja Yuffie claims this land for King Mickey!" Leon grunted and crossed his arms, glancing around. He didn't like this island. So...insane.

"Hey, we already claimed this land for US." Riku waved and ran over, beating Sora by a few (long) seconds. "No way! I just did!" Yuffie crossed her arms and pouted. "Well I did before you got here so too bad!" Riku shrugged at her and glanced at Selphie in the water. "I'm a fish!" Leon eyed them all. "Is this place safe?"

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Everyone (minus Sq-Leon...) was sitting around in the shack, staring out the open door in quiet peace. That is, until Selphie managed to get a bulldozer, driving it around outside. "What the-?! What happened?" Everyone (minus - wait, you know who's there!) rushed to the door, watching Selphie giggled and squeal behind the wheel. "Hey, that looks like fun!" Yuffie hopped on, grinning. "LET ME DRIVE!" "Never, get off my wheel!" Selphie roared. Dust, metal, and wood flew everywhere as the two girls started to fight. "Ya, think we should go somewhere else, ya?" Everyone agreed with a quiet mumble of "Yeah."

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Now it was evening. Okay, well it might not be evening your time but it's always evening in this part of the story, until I say so! Riku was on his way home, and Sora was on his way home. They both had different homes. Sora felt like someone was following him and picked up his pace. Home was finally reached. Then the bed in his room was reached. After that he fell asleep.

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Riku on the other hand...well, let's say his stalker caught up to him. He was tackled, and came face to face with the "Great Ninja Yuffie". A loud scream echoed throughout the islands. But everyone else was already asleep, so they didn't hear. "Hi!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET OFF OF ME."

"Never, for I am the Great Ninja Yuffie!" Yuffie grinned. Riku tried to shove her off, but found the girl to be pretty strong. And pretty annoying. He was lifted up by someone he couldn't see. It turned out to be Sq-Leon. "Don't mind Yuffie. She's very hyper." Leon commented. Both watched Yuffie run down the beach, giggling madly, shouting the famous phrase repeatedly.

Riku frowned. "Put me down now." Sq-Leon dropped Riku on the sand (Well duh, he's taller!) and walked off. 'What an ungrateful kid.' He thought. Riku dusted himself off and ran off to Sora's house. He dived into Sora's bed and put an arm around him, grinning. "Wha-?" "Go back to sleep, Sora. No one's in your bed." Sora turned and snuggled into Riku. "Whatever you say, Riku." Riku blinked, watching Sora sleep. Gee.

Score: Infinity to...four?

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XD HAHAH THAT STUNK.