I still don't own Kingdom Hearts! *singsong voice*
Note: Book reports stink.
Note 1: I am in Neverland now. I beat Oogie Boogie up, and Ursula. =D Me smart? *not*
Note 2: Sq-er...Leon's name is kind of difficult to remember. Haha?
Note 3: I warn you again, weird pairings. For I am weird, verily I say unto you, and if you don't like it, stop reading. I gave you warning. You can't hold it against me!
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Sq-Leon wandered around the island, bored as a stick. Well, whether or not sticks can honestly be bored...we'll leave that to the sticks. He paced, and paced, and just for a HUMONGO change, he paced some more, three point five inches to the left.
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Aqua eyes (A/N: And shall remain aqua as I see fit) watched Sq-Leon pace. As a slight breeze blew (duh) by, it made the silvery silk-like hair blow in his face. Turning his face to go against the wind, it let his hair go back. He stared where the sun -should- be, if it had risen yet. It was still very early in the morning. A slight touch of light banana colors floated above the water.
The same aqua eyes turned back to Sq-Leon, only to find his eyes staring back. (A/N: If you find the color of Sq-er...Leon's eyes, lemme know, kay?) Riku shrunk back a little, not expecting this. Sq-er...Leon was standing perfectly still, watching it. It was as if he had known Riku was there the whole time.
And it was true. Sq-Leon had sensed Riku's prescence a little while before. It was unusual a kid his age would bother getting up so early. Even if he did, that wasn't what had bothered him. He didn't like it, that Riku was watching him so intently.
To top it off, the "Great Ninja Yuffie" bounded into the scene. And, she didn't bother not doing a long line of cartwheels and forward-flips. (A/N: Hey, there's back-flips, why not forward-flips? If there is, I don't know of them. Haha.) "Hey, guys, what's going on that I can't know about?!" Yuffie literally screamed at them.
Both Riku and Sq-er...Leon winced. Riku slid off the rock he was sitting on, and made a quick attempt and running. No matter how good a runner Riku was, however, Yuffie managed to tackle him. "Gah, leave me alone, you annoying b-" "Never! I have no reason to let a cutie go!" Riku paled. "W- what...?"
Sq-er...Leon felt a smile crawling around his mouth. He went over to kick Yuffie off of the poor kid. After all, no one deserves that sort of treatment. "Yuffie, get off of him." Yuffie gave a sorry (and pathetic) impression of puppy eyes. "But...I don't want to!" She sat on Riku's chest and crossed her arms. Leon (A/N: I got it right?!) picked Yuffie up and flung her some feet away, and picked Riku up, dragging him off somewhere.
-- Meanwhile... --
Sora yawned, just now waking up. He rubbed sleepiness from his eyes and found Riku missing. He frowned and sprang out of bed, rolling into the bathroom, and brushed his teeth. 'I wonder where Riku went. He shouldn't have left me while I was sleeping without telling me...oh well.' Sora shrugged and continued to brush his teeth, as a figure crept up behind him.
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Selphie rolled around in the sand, giggling madly. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Tidus and Wakka watched her. Utter boredom had taken place for them. On the other hand, Selphie was overflowing with unlimited energy. They wondered how she managed to keep that up.
Kairi was sitting (peacefully, but not for long) on a smooth rock, enjoying the warm sun shining down on her, as she sewed a teddy bear on the front of her purple knitted sweater with blue thread. She hummed joyfully, swinging her legs slowly. She glanced up and stopped sewing when she saw Sora bounce over.
She smiled. "Hey guys, Sora's here!" She waved to Sora. EVERYONE, including that owl flying up in the sky - whoops, he got hit by a plane...er...anyways, EVERYONE -ELSE- that was present, waved to Sora, who waved back. A speeding boat randomly flew over their heads, but no one seemed to notice.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Sora flopped down in the warm sand, grinning. "Where's Riku, ya?" Wakka bounced his blitzball, having sudden energy. Tidus spontaneously leapt up and challenged Sora to a duel. Of course, Sora accepted, and beat the stuffing out of Tidus. "Riku's...I don't know. Do -you- guys know where he is?"
Sora amazingly stepped out of the way to avoid being steamrolled by Selphie, who shouted. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Everyone else shook their heads. Sora shrugged and randomly ran off. "CUCUMBERS!" Everyone blinked. Kairi resumed sewing her teddy bear onto the sweater cheerfully. On the other hand, Wakka and Tidus ran for their lives to avoid being crushed by a rolling Selphie. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE!!!!!" No one seemed to notice how girly Sora's voice sounded...
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"Oof!" Riku bolted up and rubbed his rear, hissing. Sq-er...Leon had just dumped him on some rocks. Sharp rocks, might we add. "What was that for?" Leon (A/N: YAY!) merely grunted and narrowed his eyes at Riku. "I could have left you with the energetic girl. And all you do is yell at me."
Riku hissed and glared. "Well you didn't have to dump me on some sharp rocks!" He received an equal glare. "I'm not going to make you comfy, alright?!" Sq-...er...Leon shouted at him, whacking Riku in the head.
Sora (we won't ask how he was just 'there' and is now 'here' - not yet, anyways...) snuck behind a tree and watched, remaining unknown to the other two. How lucky could anyone get if they were spying? Not by much. Although Riku and Sq-er...Leon didn't notice Sora, they noticed a bird and promptly beat it up with rocks. What a major thing to strike fear in your heart.
Anyways. Riku and S-(GRAH) Leon were about to get into a fistfight. Squ- er...Leon was about to punch Riku; in fact, he already had a fistful of Riku's shirt in his hands. "Don't get smart with me, kid!" He snarled. Riku glared again, worse than before. "Get your hands off me!" "That's it!"
Sora watched as Sq-er...Leon and Riku rolled around, trying to beat each other's brains out. He blinked and sat there, amused. This was fun, right? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. He grinned when he saw Riku was pinned down. This was interesting.
Riku randomly squirmed around for no reason. Leon (YAY) held Riku down, snarling. "I warned you!" Just when Sq-er...Leon was about to punch Riku's head off (Ow?), the GREAT NINJA YUFFIE DIVED IN, knocking him off. And so, the two wrestled around, while Riku made his get away.
Grinning wildly, Sora tackled Riku, landing on top. He snuggled into Riku. "I missed you." He purred. Riku grinned and sat up, pulling Sora closer to him, if that was possible. "I missed you too..." And they randomly kissed and stuff.
Sq-er...Leon, and Yuffie stopped wrestling, and peered around the corner, to see Riku and Sora going at it. Yuffie crossed her arms and glared in anger, and Leon (YAY!) just watched, somewhat...well...stuck. Because Yuffie was sitting on top of him. "I'll get them yet!" Yuffie whispered.
And somewhere in the sky, the flying boat went overhead.
Score: Infinity, to still four.
Note: Book reports stink.
Note 1: I am in Neverland now. I beat Oogie Boogie up, and Ursula. =D Me smart? *not*
Note 2: Sq-er...Leon's name is kind of difficult to remember. Haha?
Note 3: I warn you again, weird pairings. For I am weird, verily I say unto you, and if you don't like it, stop reading. I gave you warning. You can't hold it against me!
~~~~~
Sq-Leon wandered around the island, bored as a stick. Well, whether or not sticks can honestly be bored...we'll leave that to the sticks. He paced, and paced, and just for a HUMONGO change, he paced some more, three point five inches to the left.
--
Aqua eyes (A/N: And shall remain aqua as I see fit) watched Sq-Leon pace. As a slight breeze blew (duh) by, it made the silvery silk-like hair blow in his face. Turning his face to go against the wind, it let his hair go back. He stared where the sun -should- be, if it had risen yet. It was still very early in the morning. A slight touch of light banana colors floated above the water.
The same aqua eyes turned back to Sq-Leon, only to find his eyes staring back. (A/N: If you find the color of Sq-er...Leon's eyes, lemme know, kay?) Riku shrunk back a little, not expecting this. Sq-er...Leon was standing perfectly still, watching it. It was as if he had known Riku was there the whole time.
And it was true. Sq-Leon had sensed Riku's prescence a little while before. It was unusual a kid his age would bother getting up so early. Even if he did, that wasn't what had bothered him. He didn't like it, that Riku was watching him so intently.
To top it off, the "Great Ninja Yuffie" bounded into the scene. And, she didn't bother not doing a long line of cartwheels and forward-flips. (A/N: Hey, there's back-flips, why not forward-flips? If there is, I don't know of them. Haha.) "Hey, guys, what's going on that I can't know about?!" Yuffie literally screamed at them.
Both Riku and Sq-er...Leon winced. Riku slid off the rock he was sitting on, and made a quick attempt and running. No matter how good a runner Riku was, however, Yuffie managed to tackle him. "Gah, leave me alone, you annoying b-" "Never! I have no reason to let a cutie go!" Riku paled. "W- what...?"
Sq-er...Leon felt a smile crawling around his mouth. He went over to kick Yuffie off of the poor kid. After all, no one deserves that sort of treatment. "Yuffie, get off of him." Yuffie gave a sorry (and pathetic) impression of puppy eyes. "But...I don't want to!" She sat on Riku's chest and crossed her arms. Leon (A/N: I got it right?!) picked Yuffie up and flung her some feet away, and picked Riku up, dragging him off somewhere.
-- Meanwhile... --
Sora yawned, just now waking up. He rubbed sleepiness from his eyes and found Riku missing. He frowned and sprang out of bed, rolling into the bathroom, and brushed his teeth. 'I wonder where Riku went. He shouldn't have left me while I was sleeping without telling me...oh well.' Sora shrugged and continued to brush his teeth, as a figure crept up behind him.
--
Selphie rolled around in the sand, giggling madly. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Tidus and Wakka watched her. Utter boredom had taken place for them. On the other hand, Selphie was overflowing with unlimited energy. They wondered how she managed to keep that up.
Kairi was sitting (peacefully, but not for long) on a smooth rock, enjoying the warm sun shining down on her, as she sewed a teddy bear on the front of her purple knitted sweater with blue thread. She hummed joyfully, swinging her legs slowly. She glanced up and stopped sewing when she saw Sora bounce over.
She smiled. "Hey guys, Sora's here!" She waved to Sora. EVERYONE, including that owl flying up in the sky - whoops, he got hit by a plane...er...anyways, EVERYONE -ELSE- that was present, waved to Sora, who waved back. A speeding boat randomly flew over their heads, but no one seemed to notice.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Sora flopped down in the warm sand, grinning. "Where's Riku, ya?" Wakka bounced his blitzball, having sudden energy. Tidus spontaneously leapt up and challenged Sora to a duel. Of course, Sora accepted, and beat the stuffing out of Tidus. "Riku's...I don't know. Do -you- guys know where he is?"
Sora amazingly stepped out of the way to avoid being steamrolled by Selphie, who shouted. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Everyone else shook their heads. Sora shrugged and randomly ran off. "CUCUMBERS!" Everyone blinked. Kairi resumed sewing her teddy bear onto the sweater cheerfully. On the other hand, Wakka and Tidus ran for their lives to avoid being crushed by a rolling Selphie. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE!!!!!" No one seemed to notice how girly Sora's voice sounded...
--
"Oof!" Riku bolted up and rubbed his rear, hissing. Sq-er...Leon had just dumped him on some rocks. Sharp rocks, might we add. "What was that for?" Leon (A/N: YAY!) merely grunted and narrowed his eyes at Riku. "I could have left you with the energetic girl. And all you do is yell at me."
Riku hissed and glared. "Well you didn't have to dump me on some sharp rocks!" He received an equal glare. "I'm not going to make you comfy, alright?!" Sq-...er...Leon shouted at him, whacking Riku in the head.
Sora (we won't ask how he was just 'there' and is now 'here' - not yet, anyways...) snuck behind a tree and watched, remaining unknown to the other two. How lucky could anyone get if they were spying? Not by much. Although Riku and Sq-er...Leon didn't notice Sora, they noticed a bird and promptly beat it up with rocks. What a major thing to strike fear in your heart.
Anyways. Riku and S-(GRAH) Leon were about to get into a fistfight. Squ- er...Leon was about to punch Riku; in fact, he already had a fistful of Riku's shirt in his hands. "Don't get smart with me, kid!" He snarled. Riku glared again, worse than before. "Get your hands off me!" "That's it!"
Sora watched as Sq-er...Leon and Riku rolled around, trying to beat each other's brains out. He blinked and sat there, amused. This was fun, right? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. He grinned when he saw Riku was pinned down. This was interesting.
Riku randomly squirmed around for no reason. Leon (YAY) held Riku down, snarling. "I warned you!" Just when Sq-er...Leon was about to punch Riku's head off (Ow?), the GREAT NINJA YUFFIE DIVED IN, knocking him off. And so, the two wrestled around, while Riku made his get away.
Grinning wildly, Sora tackled Riku, landing on top. He snuggled into Riku. "I missed you." He purred. Riku grinned and sat up, pulling Sora closer to him, if that was possible. "I missed you too..." And they randomly kissed and stuff.
Sq-er...Leon, and Yuffie stopped wrestling, and peered around the corner, to see Riku and Sora going at it. Yuffie crossed her arms and glared in anger, and Leon (YAY!) just watched, somewhat...well...stuck. Because Yuffie was sitting on top of him. "I'll get them yet!" Yuffie whispered.
And somewhere in the sky, the flying boat went overhead.
Score: Infinity, to still four.