Title: Missing My Side
Author: Rachel
E-mail: Edgechick816@aol.com
Category: WWE
Pairings: Victoria/Jericho, Molly/Christian, Edge/Lita.
Disclaimer: Everyone belongs to the WWE and themselves
Distribution: Ask please
Rating: PG13 (For now, it might go up later)
Spoilers: Around the last couple of months of the Invasion, I'm messing with the time lines.
Summary: The WWF divas infiltrate the Alliance, are they in for more then they barged for?
Notes: Response to Sarah's challenge :)
Feedback: Is loved and much appreciated :)
Chris walked to the locker room that Edge and Christian were sharing for tonight's Smackdown!. He could hear music being played from outside the door. He guessed it was Lita's boom box that she sometimes brought on trips.
He opened the door, only to find Edge and Lita freak dancing to Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough"
"Thanks for the imagery." he groaned at the sight of them.
"Welcome." she laughed, turning her attention back to the man she was dancing with.
"How do you ignore them?" he asked Christian, who was sitting on a couch in the corner reading a book.
"Years of practice." he responded without looking up.
"Oh please," Lita said hitting the stop button on the player, "he's just over there imagining it's him and Molly doing it."
"Excuse me." Christian lifted an eyebrow over his book, "What is that suppose to mean?"
"Come on man." said Edge sitting down with Lita's head on his lap, absentmindedly stroking her hair, "We all know you have thing for Molly."
"I do not, I just think she's a sweet girl." he defended himself.
"I heard she went to apologize to you on Monday for kicking you in the balls." piped up Jericho.
Christian blushed sinking into the couch, muttering something about Victoria not being able to keep her mouth shut.
"I don't even want to imagine how THAT went." Lita exclaimed, "I'm sorry I kicked your balls, I'll help you make them feel better." Lita said in her best high-pitched Molly voice. Evoking laughs from everyone in he room, except Christian.
"Are you calling the lady a ho?" Christian asked, officially abandoning his book by throwing it on a table. Not that he could read it with the three of them cackling.
"No, I'm saying all men want a woman in public and a freak in private...Well, except Chris who wants a freak all the time." she stated dryly as Chris flipped her off. "I'm just saying that she probably knows more than she leads on."
"And speaking of people with no sex lives, how you holding up, Chris?" Edge asked, his fingers still entangled in Lita's hair with his other hand running over her hips and waist.
"I just sold my girlfriend to the Alliance to be Lance Storm's tramp, I'm feeling just peachy." he shot with sarcasm in his voice.
"Don't worry, it's just for a couple of months." said Christian. "You probably won't even notice."
"This is coming from someone who hasn't had sex in so long he doesn't even remember what a woman feels like." he gestured toward Christian, who was giving him the evil eye. Edge was just cracking up.
"And you!" Edge's laughter ceased as he was targeted by Jericho; "you get to cop a feel whenever you like. You have no idea what I'm giving up for this company." he said as he dramatically dropped into a chair.
"Them's the breaks kid." said Edge.
"The life and times of a sexually frustrated Chris Jericho." Lita sighed shaking her head, "Come on, let's go find somewhere to have sex before the show starts." Edge just shrugged as she lead him out of the room.
"Was that really necessary?" Chris asked wearing a look of disgust.
"If you're them, probably." Christian shrugged going back to his book. "At least now they have the common courtesy to have sex in another room."
A/N: Review, you know you want to. :)
Author: Rachel
E-mail: Edgechick816@aol.com
Category: WWE
Pairings: Victoria/Jericho, Molly/Christian, Edge/Lita.
Disclaimer: Everyone belongs to the WWE and themselves
Distribution: Ask please
Rating: PG13 (For now, it might go up later)
Spoilers: Around the last couple of months of the Invasion, I'm messing with the time lines.
Summary: The WWF divas infiltrate the Alliance, are they in for more then they barged for?
Notes: Response to Sarah's challenge :)
Feedback: Is loved and much appreciated :)
Chris walked to the locker room that Edge and Christian were sharing for tonight's Smackdown!. He could hear music being played from outside the door. He guessed it was Lita's boom box that she sometimes brought on trips.
He opened the door, only to find Edge and Lita freak dancing to Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop Till You Get Enough"
"Thanks for the imagery." he groaned at the sight of them.
"Welcome." she laughed, turning her attention back to the man she was dancing with.
"How do you ignore them?" he asked Christian, who was sitting on a couch in the corner reading a book.
"Years of practice." he responded without looking up.
"Oh please," Lita said hitting the stop button on the player, "he's just over there imagining it's him and Molly doing it."
"Excuse me." Christian lifted an eyebrow over his book, "What is that suppose to mean?"
"Come on man." said Edge sitting down with Lita's head on his lap, absentmindedly stroking her hair, "We all know you have thing for Molly."
"I do not, I just think she's a sweet girl." he defended himself.
"I heard she went to apologize to you on Monday for kicking you in the balls." piped up Jericho.
Christian blushed sinking into the couch, muttering something about Victoria not being able to keep her mouth shut.
"I don't even want to imagine how THAT went." Lita exclaimed, "I'm sorry I kicked your balls, I'll help you make them feel better." Lita said in her best high-pitched Molly voice. Evoking laughs from everyone in he room, except Christian.
"Are you calling the lady a ho?" Christian asked, officially abandoning his book by throwing it on a table. Not that he could read it with the three of them cackling.
"No, I'm saying all men want a woman in public and a freak in private...Well, except Chris who wants a freak all the time." she stated dryly as Chris flipped her off. "I'm just saying that she probably knows more than she leads on."
"And speaking of people with no sex lives, how you holding up, Chris?" Edge asked, his fingers still entangled in Lita's hair with his other hand running over her hips and waist.
"I just sold my girlfriend to the Alliance to be Lance Storm's tramp, I'm feeling just peachy." he shot with sarcasm in his voice.
"Don't worry, it's just for a couple of months." said Christian. "You probably won't even notice."
"This is coming from someone who hasn't had sex in so long he doesn't even remember what a woman feels like." he gestured toward Christian, who was giving him the evil eye. Edge was just cracking up.
"And you!" Edge's laughter ceased as he was targeted by Jericho; "you get to cop a feel whenever you like. You have no idea what I'm giving up for this company." he said as he dramatically dropped into a chair.
"Them's the breaks kid." said Edge.
"The life and times of a sexually frustrated Chris Jericho." Lita sighed shaking her head, "Come on, let's go find somewhere to have sex before the show starts." Edge just shrugged as she lead him out of the room.
"Was that really necessary?" Chris asked wearing a look of disgust.
"If you're them, probably." Christian shrugged going back to his book. "At least now they have the common courtesy to have sex in another room."
A/N: Review, you know you want to. :)