=O I can't beat Riku/Ansem after you beat up Maleficent. *sniff* Rats. .
He's easy to hack off with on hitpoints, but I'm having trouble moving
quick enough to dodge attacks, and to put Aero and Cure on. Then, that
means I have to hit him to get magic points back, because you don't have
time to use items. e.O Simply evil. Hehhehh.
Note: I'm still willing to do a little lemon if you folks would tell me. =3
Note 1: o.o That idea on the mirror is GOOD. I shall use that on someone else, though. Selphie shall find it, indeed! Kairi will be bashed with the mirror...but, who else? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. BWUAHAHA.
Note 2: ^^ Revives are LOVED people. =3 Mwuahaah.
Note 3: Randomly, I am determined, DETERMINED, to get KH2, and see the movies at the end. Which is why I'm taking my time and sometimes going back to find puppies. =D Neyehehehhehehe. If you know somewhere I can just download the movie, though....lemme know, kay? =3 Heheheheh.
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In the wee hours of the morning, there had been a jailbreak. Selphie had freed herself from her bonds, and ran out of the tent. Reunited with Francis, she rode him around the small island, giggling madly. "Let's go and play in the sand, Francis!" Francis grunted and galloped towards the sand. (Small note here: Alligators or crocodiles can run/gallop, jump, roll/spin in the water, and just slide around on their bellies like you might usually see them do. =3 Neat, huh?)
When Selphie and Francis reached the shore of the small island, Selphie hopped off and rolled around in the sand for several minutes, giggling all the while. Eventually, Francis swam around in the water, leaving Selphie to roll in the sand like the nutcase she was. It seemed Francis was the only sane one here.
"Ow!" Francis RUSHED to the aid of his friend. Selphie hopped around on one foot, clutching the other. There in the sand, stuck out a hand-mirror. How interesting. Francis bit the handle of the mirror and shook it furiously, so all the sand fell out. He then handed it to Selphie, who had made a quick recovery. "OoooOoh!" Selphie squealed. "Thank you, Francis! I'll keep it forever and ever and ever and ever!" And so, Selphie began to build some buildings of sand, along with some plants and rocks.
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Sora shook Riku gently, in hopes of waking him up. "Riku, Riku!" The silver- haired boy turned and went back to sleeping on his stomach. "Mr. Teddy...burn him, mom!" Sora stared at Riku with an odd expression, before punching Riku in the head. "RIKU! WAKE UP, NOW!"
"WHAT." Riku bolted up to a sitting position, ready to beat the life out of anyone who dared to come near them. "Riku, I hear someone!" Sora whispered fearfully right into Riku's ear. Twitching slightly, Riku silently vowed that if it was Yuffie, he would wring her wrists off, chop off her head, and stab her through with string.
Unfortunately, it was Kairi. Riku had made a vow to simply stab her through with some sticks. But, he had vowed to do that in secret. And with Sora here, there was no way he could do it secretly. Unknown to him, Sora had vowed to hang Kairi in secret. Obviously they both disliked her greatly.
Kairi stumbled through a bush and landed on her butt. "Ow!" Glancing around uneasily, she stood, dusting herself off. "Sora?! ...erm, Riku?! Where are you guys?!" Kairi had been sent to look for the two. Both turned and grinned to each other, slinking opposite ways, ready to capture her. Leaping out from both sides, they tackled Kairi to the ground. Kairi screamed very loudly.
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Grumbling, Squall turned, rolling out from the tent. He heard a scream that sounded somewhat like Kairi's. What on hell was the girl doing? He only sent her out to get Sora and Riku so they'd be a lot safer from Selphie and Yuffie. That wasn't such a hard, was it?
Squall didn't think it was a hard thing. Now; if he had gone out in search of Sora and Riku, there might have not been terrible screaming on the whole island. Yet, he had sent Kairi, and he was starting to regret it. He shuddered involuntarily when another scream echoed through the air. However, it wasn't Kairi's scream. It seemed a bit more...Sora-scream. He rushed in the direction of a lot of screams now.
--
Selphie bounced energetically upon Francis. She grinned, watching Kairi, Sora, and Riku cower at Francis fearfully. "I am the great Selphie!" She giggled manically. Yuffie sporadically leaped out from a rock and tackled Selphie to the ground. "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GREAT WOMAN ON THIS ISLAND! I SHALL HAVE HIM!" Selphie screamed and rolled around, hacking at Yuffie. Kairi took this opportunity to break free from Riku and Sora's clutches, and run like the wind.
Kairi nearly steamed over Squall, just to let you know. Squall stumbled and approached the scene, raising a brow. Selphie was wrestling Yuffie, neither of the two winning as they kept switching spots, throwing rocks and sticks at each other - not to mention biting shoulders, necks, and pulling hair.
Riku and Sora were watching with wide grins on their faces. A few blood stains stuck on their hands, but it was nothing huge. After all, with Selphie and Yuffie wrestling, blood was flying everywhere. Francis didn't seem to enjoy it and went off in search of breakfast...or just Kairi.
Squall managed to drag Riku and Sora from the scene and back to camp. They carefully stepped over Wakka and Tidus who were sleeping on a rock now. "So, what was going on? Where's the girl?" Squall grumbled. Sora shrugged innocently and grinned brightly. Riku grinned a slight bit more...eviler, if that was possible. "Oh, Francis just scared her away." Squall edged back without knowing it and nodded slowly. "Right. I think that I'll just...catch up on some sleep." With that, he left to go back into the tent, leaving Riku and Sora alone. Wakka and Tidus had mysteriously disappeared. How convenient.
Riku put an arm around Sora, grinning widely. Sora got his idea and gave a concerned look, glancing towards the tent where undoubtedly Squall was still awake. "But Riku, what about-" He was cut off abruptly when Riku kissed him. Voila, a new soundproof device. Sora squeaked as Riku deepened the kiss and shoved him down.
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Running wildly through the forestry area of the island, Kairi stumbled over a tree branch and fell flat on her face. She was certain something, or someone, was following her. She could hear the thumping noises behind her get louder. Scrambling to her feet pathetically, Kairi only rose to fall again.
Francis approached her, tail swaying back and forth, his teeth spread into an evil grin. Kairi's eyes widened and her mouth opened; however, no scream came out. A hand clamped around her mouth and dragged her back through a portal. Francis stared confused where his breakfast had been before, and where the strange shadowed being had taken Kairi. The portal was open.
Francis stepped through.
--
Back in the dense -other- forest part of the island, Yuffie and Selphie still wrestled. Yuffie was still wrestling out of pure evil revenge and determination, while Selphie simply had so much energy and was unbeatable in this way.
Deciding to the truth ultimate ninja and use what non-existant (sorry XD) brains she owned, Yuffie waved a delicious chocolate chip cookie in front of Selphie's face. In one blink of an eye, it was gone. Selphie grinned, chewing the cookie. "Mmm! More!" Yuffie cackled. The game was hers. She handed Selphie a lot of cookies and bolted off back to camp where she was sure she would find her object of affection, Riku.
--
Speaking of camp, Riku and Sora were fighting for domination while frenching each other senseless. Thankfully, Squall was sound asleep; Riku had made sure before they really started to get going. Now they were groping at each other and pulling and kissing and other things that an innocent child such as I shouldn't list. (Hint of huge sarcasm.)
Amazingly, Sora managed to pin Riku down and now was starting to have his way with him. Within a matter of seconds he had Riku's shirt off and was starting to work with his pants to get to something...if you get the idea. Riku couldn't help but smile a little, although he really wanted to get on with it.
Unfortunately, Yuffie burst into the scene and tackled Sora off of Riku. Being the protective person Riku was, he tackled Yuffie in turn and proceeded to beat her with every bit of strength he possessed. Sora watched, surprised. He was so sure that Yuffie had died long ago.
Hearing a commotion, Squall rushed out, getting steamrolled by Francis, sadly. He was really needed. Francis decided Yuffie was good game, and leaped onto her. Riku rolled away back over to Sora, checking to see if he was okay. Selphie swung into the scene like Tarzan, hollering in a similar fashion. "AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaAAaaah!"
Riku forced Sora down and they missed Selphie's swinging action move. Yuffie was knocked off of Francis's snout, and into the dirt. Francis leapt back onto Yuffie and grinned, taking a nice bite of her arm. A randomized painful scream filled the air and echoed for several minutes. Everyone watched; everyone that was present, that is.
While Yuffie screamed, a portal appeared from above, dropping Kairi atop of Selphie, who had magically used super Selphie powers to sit down and watch Yuffie be devoured by Francis. Selphie squealed, while Kairi screamed. Then, Kairi spotted THE mirror. A perfectly shiny and beautiful mirror she had to have. She pointed up into the sky. "LOOK, CHERRIES!" Squealing in delight, Selphie sprang up with super Selphie powers, and Kairi snatched the mirror from her pocket. No one else had seen this; they were all cheering Francis to take bigger bites out of Yuffie, who was still screaming rather pathetically and more annoying each passing second.
Hugging the mirror to her chest tightly, Kairi giggled. She held it too tightly, however, and the glass cracked, echoing out a loud, deep, crunching crack. She gasped, feeling ashamed that 'her' precious mirror had broken. It suddenly began to rain, and lightning struck Kairi. She screamed loudly. All attention turned to her.
Francis released Yuffie and lunged at Kairi. Selphie was now eating some cherry-flavored yogurt, giggling. Squall had retreated into what safety there was of the tent. Riku and Sora decided to join Squall and possibly teach him some "exercise" if he was up to it. Yuffie was nearly dead.
The score was unable to be counted in this chapter. We apologize for this inconvenience.
Note: I'm still willing to do a little lemon if you folks would tell me. =3
Note 1: o.o That idea on the mirror is GOOD. I shall use that on someone else, though. Selphie shall find it, indeed! Kairi will be bashed with the mirror...but, who else? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. BWUAHAHA.
Note 2: ^^ Revives are LOVED people. =3 Mwuahaah.
Note 3: Randomly, I am determined, DETERMINED, to get KH2, and see the movies at the end. Which is why I'm taking my time and sometimes going back to find puppies. =D Neyehehehhehehe. If you know somewhere I can just download the movie, though....lemme know, kay? =3 Heheheheh.
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In the wee hours of the morning, there had been a jailbreak. Selphie had freed herself from her bonds, and ran out of the tent. Reunited with Francis, she rode him around the small island, giggling madly. "Let's go and play in the sand, Francis!" Francis grunted and galloped towards the sand. (Small note here: Alligators or crocodiles can run/gallop, jump, roll/spin in the water, and just slide around on their bellies like you might usually see them do. =3 Neat, huh?)
When Selphie and Francis reached the shore of the small island, Selphie hopped off and rolled around in the sand for several minutes, giggling all the while. Eventually, Francis swam around in the water, leaving Selphie to roll in the sand like the nutcase she was. It seemed Francis was the only sane one here.
"Ow!" Francis RUSHED to the aid of his friend. Selphie hopped around on one foot, clutching the other. There in the sand, stuck out a hand-mirror. How interesting. Francis bit the handle of the mirror and shook it furiously, so all the sand fell out. He then handed it to Selphie, who had made a quick recovery. "OoooOoh!" Selphie squealed. "Thank you, Francis! I'll keep it forever and ever and ever and ever!" And so, Selphie began to build some buildings of sand, along with some plants and rocks.
--
Sora shook Riku gently, in hopes of waking him up. "Riku, Riku!" The silver- haired boy turned and went back to sleeping on his stomach. "Mr. Teddy...burn him, mom!" Sora stared at Riku with an odd expression, before punching Riku in the head. "RIKU! WAKE UP, NOW!"
"WHAT." Riku bolted up to a sitting position, ready to beat the life out of anyone who dared to come near them. "Riku, I hear someone!" Sora whispered fearfully right into Riku's ear. Twitching slightly, Riku silently vowed that if it was Yuffie, he would wring her wrists off, chop off her head, and stab her through with string.
Unfortunately, it was Kairi. Riku had made a vow to simply stab her through with some sticks. But, he had vowed to do that in secret. And with Sora here, there was no way he could do it secretly. Unknown to him, Sora had vowed to hang Kairi in secret. Obviously they both disliked her greatly.
Kairi stumbled through a bush and landed on her butt. "Ow!" Glancing around uneasily, she stood, dusting herself off. "Sora?! ...erm, Riku?! Where are you guys?!" Kairi had been sent to look for the two. Both turned and grinned to each other, slinking opposite ways, ready to capture her. Leaping out from both sides, they tackled Kairi to the ground. Kairi screamed very loudly.
--
Grumbling, Squall turned, rolling out from the tent. He heard a scream that sounded somewhat like Kairi's. What on hell was the girl doing? He only sent her out to get Sora and Riku so they'd be a lot safer from Selphie and Yuffie. That wasn't such a hard, was it?
Squall didn't think it was a hard thing. Now; if he had gone out in search of Sora and Riku, there might have not been terrible screaming on the whole island. Yet, he had sent Kairi, and he was starting to regret it. He shuddered involuntarily when another scream echoed through the air. However, it wasn't Kairi's scream. It seemed a bit more...Sora-scream. He rushed in the direction of a lot of screams now.
--
Selphie bounced energetically upon Francis. She grinned, watching Kairi, Sora, and Riku cower at Francis fearfully. "I am the great Selphie!" She giggled manically. Yuffie sporadically leaped out from a rock and tackled Selphie to the ground. "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE GREAT WOMAN ON THIS ISLAND! I SHALL HAVE HIM!" Selphie screamed and rolled around, hacking at Yuffie. Kairi took this opportunity to break free from Riku and Sora's clutches, and run like the wind.
Kairi nearly steamed over Squall, just to let you know. Squall stumbled and approached the scene, raising a brow. Selphie was wrestling Yuffie, neither of the two winning as they kept switching spots, throwing rocks and sticks at each other - not to mention biting shoulders, necks, and pulling hair.
Riku and Sora were watching with wide grins on their faces. A few blood stains stuck on their hands, but it was nothing huge. After all, with Selphie and Yuffie wrestling, blood was flying everywhere. Francis didn't seem to enjoy it and went off in search of breakfast...or just Kairi.
Squall managed to drag Riku and Sora from the scene and back to camp. They carefully stepped over Wakka and Tidus who were sleeping on a rock now. "So, what was going on? Where's the girl?" Squall grumbled. Sora shrugged innocently and grinned brightly. Riku grinned a slight bit more...eviler, if that was possible. "Oh, Francis just scared her away." Squall edged back without knowing it and nodded slowly. "Right. I think that I'll just...catch up on some sleep." With that, he left to go back into the tent, leaving Riku and Sora alone. Wakka and Tidus had mysteriously disappeared. How convenient.
Riku put an arm around Sora, grinning widely. Sora got his idea and gave a concerned look, glancing towards the tent where undoubtedly Squall was still awake. "But Riku, what about-" He was cut off abruptly when Riku kissed him. Voila, a new soundproof device. Sora squeaked as Riku deepened the kiss and shoved him down.
--
Running wildly through the forestry area of the island, Kairi stumbled over a tree branch and fell flat on her face. She was certain something, or someone, was following her. She could hear the thumping noises behind her get louder. Scrambling to her feet pathetically, Kairi only rose to fall again.
Francis approached her, tail swaying back and forth, his teeth spread into an evil grin. Kairi's eyes widened and her mouth opened; however, no scream came out. A hand clamped around her mouth and dragged her back through a portal. Francis stared confused where his breakfast had been before, and where the strange shadowed being had taken Kairi. The portal was open.
Francis stepped through.
--
Back in the dense -other- forest part of the island, Yuffie and Selphie still wrestled. Yuffie was still wrestling out of pure evil revenge and determination, while Selphie simply had so much energy and was unbeatable in this way.
Deciding to the truth ultimate ninja and use what non-existant (sorry XD) brains she owned, Yuffie waved a delicious chocolate chip cookie in front of Selphie's face. In one blink of an eye, it was gone. Selphie grinned, chewing the cookie. "Mmm! More!" Yuffie cackled. The game was hers. She handed Selphie a lot of cookies and bolted off back to camp where she was sure she would find her object of affection, Riku.
--
Speaking of camp, Riku and Sora were fighting for domination while frenching each other senseless. Thankfully, Squall was sound asleep; Riku had made sure before they really started to get going. Now they were groping at each other and pulling and kissing and other things that an innocent child such as I shouldn't list. (Hint of huge sarcasm.)
Amazingly, Sora managed to pin Riku down and now was starting to have his way with him. Within a matter of seconds he had Riku's shirt off and was starting to work with his pants to get to something...if you get the idea. Riku couldn't help but smile a little, although he really wanted to get on with it.
Unfortunately, Yuffie burst into the scene and tackled Sora off of Riku. Being the protective person Riku was, he tackled Yuffie in turn and proceeded to beat her with every bit of strength he possessed. Sora watched, surprised. He was so sure that Yuffie had died long ago.
Hearing a commotion, Squall rushed out, getting steamrolled by Francis, sadly. He was really needed. Francis decided Yuffie was good game, and leaped onto her. Riku rolled away back over to Sora, checking to see if he was okay. Selphie swung into the scene like Tarzan, hollering in a similar fashion. "AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaAAaaah!"
Riku forced Sora down and they missed Selphie's swinging action move. Yuffie was knocked off of Francis's snout, and into the dirt. Francis leapt back onto Yuffie and grinned, taking a nice bite of her arm. A randomized painful scream filled the air and echoed for several minutes. Everyone watched; everyone that was present, that is.
While Yuffie screamed, a portal appeared from above, dropping Kairi atop of Selphie, who had magically used super Selphie powers to sit down and watch Yuffie be devoured by Francis. Selphie squealed, while Kairi screamed. Then, Kairi spotted THE mirror. A perfectly shiny and beautiful mirror she had to have. She pointed up into the sky. "LOOK, CHERRIES!" Squealing in delight, Selphie sprang up with super Selphie powers, and Kairi snatched the mirror from her pocket. No one else had seen this; they were all cheering Francis to take bigger bites out of Yuffie, who was still screaming rather pathetically and more annoying each passing second.
Hugging the mirror to her chest tightly, Kairi giggled. She held it too tightly, however, and the glass cracked, echoing out a loud, deep, crunching crack. She gasped, feeling ashamed that 'her' precious mirror had broken. It suddenly began to rain, and lightning struck Kairi. She screamed loudly. All attention turned to her.
Francis released Yuffie and lunged at Kairi. Selphie was now eating some cherry-flavored yogurt, giggling. Squall had retreated into what safety there was of the tent. Riku and Sora decided to join Squall and possibly teach him some "exercise" if he was up to it. Yuffie was nearly dead.
The score was unable to be counted in this chapter. We apologize for this inconvenience.