(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Gretski High School)
(Cut to the interior, the hockey rink. SANDRA scores for Middleton and the horn sounds. The game is over)
(Cut to the hotel. RON is in his room, getting the stats from WADE. RON is talking to him on a phone)
WADE: You know, you should really learn to do this yourself.
RON: Yeah, but for the meantime can you do it for me?
WADE: sigh Fine. (WADE types) Done.
RON: Thanks, Wade. You rock.
WADE: See you.
(RON hangs up the phone)
(Cut to JILL's room. JILL and her room mate, SANDRA, are there. JILL types while SANDRA reads a book)
SANDRA: Good game, Jill.
JILL: Thanks. You did well too.
SANDRA: It was nice of your boyfriend to be our manager.
JILL: Yeah, it was.
SANDRA: Did it take a lot of "convincing"?
JILL: No, he did it on his own free will.
SANDRA: That was nice of him. You've got a good guy there, Jill. He's cute and nice.
JILL: You think he's cute?
SANDRA: Yeah. Why?
JILL: Nothing, nothing. Excuse me for a minute.
(Cut to RON in his room)
RON: Well, that was hard work. I think I'll go check out the buffet.
(RON walks to the door and tries to open it, but it doesn't)
RON: What the?
(RON tries again)
(Cut to the hallway. JILL has barred the door shut with a hockey stick)
JILL: Don't bother, Ron.
RON: (OC) What? Jill, let me out! I'm hungry!
JILL: Sorry, Ron. No can do.
RON: (OC) Come on! You can trust me!
JILL: I know, I just don't trust the other girls.
(Cut to RON)
RON: Jill! Come on, open up! I'm hungry!
(RON tries to open the door, but to no avail)
RON: Can you at least slide a pizza under the door.
JILL: (OC) Okay.
(RON tries the door again)
RON: Oh, man.
(Cut to the roof. KIM stands there. She secures the grappling hook to the roof. She has the Kimmunicator out)
KIM: Any sign of Monkey Fist?
WADE: Nope. Security cams show nothing.
KIM: Keep an eye-
(KIM stops. She looks down and sees MONKEY FIST and his MONKEY NINJAS swinging by railings. They all stop at one balcony)
KIM: Gotta go, Wade.
(KIM turns off the Kimmunicator and pockets it. She leaps off the side of the building and begins her dissent)
(Cut to RON in his room. He lies on the bed, reading Rolling Stone. Suddenly, the balcony window breaks)
RON: What the- !
(MONKEY FIST and his MONKEY NINJAS stand before him)
MONKEY FIST: So, monkey hater, we meet again at last. It seems that you took something that doesn't belong to you. My destiny.
RON: Wait, hold on, how can I take your destiny? If I have it, isn't it my destiny?
MONKEY FIST: Not the point! The point is, I am supposed to be the Ultimate Monkey Master, and I am going to make sure it becomes that way. Attack!
KIM: (OC) Not so fast.
(KIM stands on the balcony)
KIM: Call off your monkeys, Monkey Fist.
MONKEY FIST: Never.
(MONKEY FIST snaps his fingers)
(Two MONKEY NINJAS leap for RON. Two more leap at KIM. KIM kicks them away and RON runs from his two attackers. MONKEY FIST flies through the air to kick RON, but misses and hits the door...)
(Cut to the hall)
(...MONKEY FIST flies through the door and hits the opposite wall. He gets up and jumps back into RON's room)
(Cut to the room. KIM grabs two MONKEY NINJAS and throws them off. MONKEY FIST kicks KIM and she goes flying out the window)
RON: Kim!
(Cut to the exterior. KIM hits the guard rail)
KIM: Ow!
(KIM leaps back into the room)
(Cut to the interior. KIM picks up a book at throws it at some MONKEY NINJAS. It hits them and sends them flying into MONKEY FIST. MONKEY FIST tosses them at KIM. RON kicks two MONKEY NINJAS into a wall)
RON: Yeah! Bring it on.
(MONKEY FIST kicks RON out the window)
(Cut to the exterior. RON hits the guard rail, which comes loose and dangles off the edge. RON holds onto it. MONKEY FIST appears over him)
MONKEY FIST: Well, with you out of the way I will be the Ultimate Monkey Master.
RON: What do I have to do with that?
MONKEY FIST: You stole that title! You stole what was mine!
RON: Really? So I'm the Ultimate Monkey Master?
MONKEY FIST: Yes, but not for long.
RON: Wait, let me get this straight, I, what, control all monkeys?
MONKEY FIST: Yes, now, prepare to die.
RON: I control all monkeys, huh? Then I command you to stop right there!
(MONKEY FIST goes to kick RON, but stops)
(Cut to the interior of the room. All the MONKEY NINJAS stop)
(Cut to RON)
RON: Cool.
(RON struggles up)
RON: Um, okay. Now, as Ultimate Monkey Master, I order you to leave!
(MONKEY FIST and his MONKEY NINJAS walk out the door)
RON: Cool!
(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Way cool.
KIM: Never a dull moment, is there?
RON: Not with an Ultimate Monkey Master around. (Beat) Say, how did you know he would be here?
KIM: Well, I was kind of keeping tabs on you.
RON: You were?
KIM: Yeah, it was boring without you. Everything was so controlled and predictable.
RON: Wow. I had no idea. (Beat) Want to stay for tomorrow's game?
KIM: Sure, we were going back to school tomorrow anyway. I'll just call the team and tell them to leave without me.
(JILL walks through the door carrying a pizza. She surveys the room)
JILL: Weird. They only ever talk about the players wrecking the rooms.
(Cut to the interior, the hockey rink. SANDRA scores for Middleton and the horn sounds. The game is over)
(Cut to the hotel. RON is in his room, getting the stats from WADE. RON is talking to him on a phone)
WADE: You know, you should really learn to do this yourself.
RON: Yeah, but for the meantime can you do it for me?
WADE: sigh Fine. (WADE types) Done.
RON: Thanks, Wade. You rock.
WADE: See you.
(RON hangs up the phone)
(Cut to JILL's room. JILL and her room mate, SANDRA, are there. JILL types while SANDRA reads a book)
SANDRA: Good game, Jill.
JILL: Thanks. You did well too.
SANDRA: It was nice of your boyfriend to be our manager.
JILL: Yeah, it was.
SANDRA: Did it take a lot of "convincing"?
JILL: No, he did it on his own free will.
SANDRA: That was nice of him. You've got a good guy there, Jill. He's cute and nice.
JILL: You think he's cute?
SANDRA: Yeah. Why?
JILL: Nothing, nothing. Excuse me for a minute.
(Cut to RON in his room)
RON: Well, that was hard work. I think I'll go check out the buffet.
(RON walks to the door and tries to open it, but it doesn't)
RON: What the?
(RON tries again)
(Cut to the hallway. JILL has barred the door shut with a hockey stick)
JILL: Don't bother, Ron.
RON: (OC) What? Jill, let me out! I'm hungry!
JILL: Sorry, Ron. No can do.
RON: (OC) Come on! You can trust me!
JILL: I know, I just don't trust the other girls.
(Cut to RON)
RON: Jill! Come on, open up! I'm hungry!
(RON tries to open the door, but to no avail)
RON: Can you at least slide a pizza under the door.
JILL: (OC) Okay.
(RON tries the door again)
RON: Oh, man.
(Cut to the roof. KIM stands there. She secures the grappling hook to the roof. She has the Kimmunicator out)
KIM: Any sign of Monkey Fist?
WADE: Nope. Security cams show nothing.
KIM: Keep an eye-
(KIM stops. She looks down and sees MONKEY FIST and his MONKEY NINJAS swinging by railings. They all stop at one balcony)
KIM: Gotta go, Wade.
(KIM turns off the Kimmunicator and pockets it. She leaps off the side of the building and begins her dissent)
(Cut to RON in his room. He lies on the bed, reading Rolling Stone. Suddenly, the balcony window breaks)
RON: What the- !
(MONKEY FIST and his MONKEY NINJAS stand before him)
MONKEY FIST: So, monkey hater, we meet again at last. It seems that you took something that doesn't belong to you. My destiny.
RON: Wait, hold on, how can I take your destiny? If I have it, isn't it my destiny?
MONKEY FIST: Not the point! The point is, I am supposed to be the Ultimate Monkey Master, and I am going to make sure it becomes that way. Attack!
KIM: (OC) Not so fast.
(KIM stands on the balcony)
KIM: Call off your monkeys, Monkey Fist.
MONKEY FIST: Never.
(MONKEY FIST snaps his fingers)
(Two MONKEY NINJAS leap for RON. Two more leap at KIM. KIM kicks them away and RON runs from his two attackers. MONKEY FIST flies through the air to kick RON, but misses and hits the door...)
(Cut to the hall)
(...MONKEY FIST flies through the door and hits the opposite wall. He gets up and jumps back into RON's room)
(Cut to the room. KIM grabs two MONKEY NINJAS and throws them off. MONKEY FIST kicks KIM and she goes flying out the window)
RON: Kim!
(Cut to the exterior. KIM hits the guard rail)
KIM: Ow!
(KIM leaps back into the room)
(Cut to the interior. KIM picks up a book at throws it at some MONKEY NINJAS. It hits them and sends them flying into MONKEY FIST. MONKEY FIST tosses them at KIM. RON kicks two MONKEY NINJAS into a wall)
RON: Yeah! Bring it on.
(MONKEY FIST kicks RON out the window)
(Cut to the exterior. RON hits the guard rail, which comes loose and dangles off the edge. RON holds onto it. MONKEY FIST appears over him)
MONKEY FIST: Well, with you out of the way I will be the Ultimate Monkey Master.
RON: What do I have to do with that?
MONKEY FIST: You stole that title! You stole what was mine!
RON: Really? So I'm the Ultimate Monkey Master?
MONKEY FIST: Yes, but not for long.
RON: Wait, let me get this straight, I, what, control all monkeys?
MONKEY FIST: Yes, now, prepare to die.
RON: I control all monkeys, huh? Then I command you to stop right there!
(MONKEY FIST goes to kick RON, but stops)
(Cut to the interior of the room. All the MONKEY NINJAS stop)
(Cut to RON)
RON: Cool.
(RON struggles up)
RON: Um, okay. Now, as Ultimate Monkey Master, I order you to leave!
(MONKEY FIST and his MONKEY NINJAS walk out the door)
RON: Cool!
(RUFUS pops out of his pocket)
RUFUS: Way cool.
KIM: Never a dull moment, is there?
RON: Not with an Ultimate Monkey Master around. (Beat) Say, how did you know he would be here?
KIM: Well, I was kind of keeping tabs on you.
RON: You were?
KIM: Yeah, it was boring without you. Everything was so controlled and predictable.
RON: Wow. I had no idea. (Beat) Want to stay for tomorrow's game?
KIM: Sure, we were going back to school tomorrow anyway. I'll just call the team and tell them to leave without me.
(JILL walks through the door carrying a pizza. She surveys the room)
JILL: Weird. They only ever talk about the players wrecking the rooms.