Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro and the Ham Hams.

Like A Ham Ham
by flash_fox
Parodying the song Like A Virgin

We made it to Kana's house
Somehow we made it through
Didn't know how lost we were
Until we read a map or two

I was put in a cage
I was excited to see my Oxy
Gonna have a good time
Gonna have a good time
Like as before

Like a Ham Ham
Ham adventures for the very first time
Like a Ham Ham
Playing hard to get
Habit of mine

Gonna run for the petting zoo
This donkey's running fast
Didn't care how fast he went
As long as it's a blast

Then Dillin hit the breaks
The donkey was so calm
And now Oxnard informs
And now Oxnard informs
That it's time to go

Like a Ham Ham
Ham adventures for the very first time
Like a Ham Ham
Playing hard to get
Habit of mine

As we went to the cliff
And so I froze, I was frozen stiff
I saw the sunset with Oxy
Yeah, I saw the sunset with Oxy
On this wonderful day

Like a Ham Ham
Ham adventures for the very first time
Like a Ham Ham
Playing hard to get
Habit of mine

Like a Ham Ham, ooh, ooh
Like a Ham Ham
Feels so good outside
When I run, and you fallow, and I'm happy

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Oxy
Can't you hear your heart beat
When you run all the time?

Author's note: I was trying to do an excruciating amount of homework tonight when I decided to take a break and during that break I wrote this song parody. For those who has read some of my previous parodies the reason I didn't put who was singing was I thought people could figure it out. If you havn't, Pepper was the one singing. Also originally I was ganna do this parody on when Hamtaro moves to his new home and meets the ham hams, but I already did that with Subterrianian Rhapsody and decided it to be based on the first time Pepper came to visit at Oxnard's home. Hope you enjoyed!