AWESOME READERS. I BEAT KH.
Note: Unfortunately I did not lock Monstro and get the puppies (all of them, that is). So...I didn't see the 'ending theme'. But I have this... "Deep Dive" movie that's exactly three minutes and five seconds on my computer. So...=3 Who needs a movie.
Note 1: The credits were nice. Mom kept reviewing school tests with me, though; I didn't get to listen to the beautiful music. I'm all "ORCHESTRA, MOM!! ORCHESTRA!" And readers, I am a musical person. I both enjoy, sometimes attempt to create, and PLAY music. But no, no, no. Oh well.
Note 2: I want KH2 badly. Let me know when it gets out there; I'll be waiting for it here. (Where I live, things are always...shall we say, a bit later than in America/wherever you are. The people here are such jerks -*grumblegrumble*)
Note 3: =D Would you like to travel with me to the KH world? Mwuahahahahah. Hint hint: Make story with me/ RP (role play)?
Note 4: "I won't use my real name until the heartless are sealed" or something like that - that's what Squall-idiot said. So since I sealed them all away I'm going to use his real name. That, and I didn't realize I was using it until I was down to our blond-haired dude's (otherwise known as the dude in the Olympus Coliseum you fight about three times total) appearance. So...yeah.
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"Hmmm...what to write, what to write." The blue-eyed angel (not) murmured to himself. For once in his life (or once in a very, very times 100 long time), Sora was up early in the morning before dawn, with everyone else being asleep. He started at the blank sheet of paper in his lap, and then his blue eyes moved to the pen in his hand. Grinning wildly, he jabbed some magic words onto the paper with his fancy pen. Rolling the paper up, he glanced around for something that could be used as a messenger. There lay Francis several feet away. A glass collar and a bell that hung on a loop were around his neck. That would be just perfect for Sora.
Tiptoeing cautiously over to Francis, Sora punched Francis in the eye. "Francis!" He whispered. "Wake up!" Francis grunted and leaped up, whirling around, knocking Sora about ten feet away with his nice and huge tail. "Fraaannncciiisss..." Sora groaned, in quite a bit of pain. As much as crocodiles could, Francis apologized with some grunts, and dragged himself over.
Now, as far as Francis was concerned, unless this mission involved the great Selphie, he didn't really care what happened. But Sora was the great Selphie's friend; and Francis, in no way, would want to eat him and hurt the great Selphie's feelings. So, no matter how tired, or hungry, or evil Francis was feeling, he allowed Sora to stuff the paper into his collar, and send him off to his treat, Yuffie.
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Later in the morning, Kairi had managed to make it to breakfast, much to the disappointment of the other males in the camping trip. Her legs were cut open; therefore she had to crawl to the fireplace army style. Now her arms ached. Not to mention that her hair was matted down in knots and plantlife was growing in her hair along with dirt. Worms were probably accompanying the grass. Kairi gave an involuntary shudder at the thought. Nevertheless, she had made it to breakfast.
Everyone was eating pancakes, mmm. Everyone LOVES pancakes. If anyone didn't like pancakes, they would be stabbed and eaten by Francis. No one wanted to be eaten by Francis, so they all tolerated the crispy, syrupy pancakes that were served for breakfast.
Kairi pigged out, ignoring the sounds across from her. Although it was not very lady-like to stuff pancakes and syrup into her mouth like a pig, she couldn't really care less. She could fix herself up later. Cutting the pancakes, Kairi didn't notice the plate was cracking from the force she was using to cut them. Within a moment's notice the knife shot through the plate and into her leg, which was already wounded. She screamed painfully and fell forward, into the fire. There she screamed some more, rolling around until Squall pulled her out only because she was being too noisy. And then...Squall left. Breakfast was supposed to be a very quiet and treasured thing to him. Eating here with freaky morons was no picnic, so to speak.
Sora and Riku had completed ignored Kairi up to this point. They had been feeding each other. Riku had attacked Sora with some pancake mix and syrup too. Now Sora's hair was filled with sticky substance (And we mean syrup, you perverted people. XD), and he was caked (pun might be intended) with pancake mix. Soon then began wrestling like maniacs, shoving each other into the dirt.
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Somewhere off in the distance, two of the camping party was seated on a log, talking. The two, if we were to go into detail, were Wakka and Tidus. They had been in an out of the "camp site" and now were talking just like best buddies again. Whatever had happened to them earlier was completely forgotten, due to a magic potion the (not so) almighty Selphie had given them. And how were they supposed to know? She had claimed it to be Kool- Aid! And it most certainly -did- taste like Kool-Aid...but that's beside the point.
"You think there's any chance I can get hooked up with that ninja girl, ya?"
"Oh, you mean Yuffie?"
"Ya, her. Do ya' think?"
"Naw...I don't know, really. Why don't you go talk to her?"
"I don't know, man. She scares me."
"No way, you big chicken! Only girls get scared!"
"I'm not a chicken!"
"But you said--"
And with that, Wakka tackled Tidus into the dirt and started to beat him up. So much for a friendly conversation. The two exchanged a few punches until the scent of a new batch of pancakes drifted their way. Grinning, they agreed to hold off the disagreement until after breakfast. Now, they simply raced for it.
--
Speaking of Yuffie, the half-dead almight ninja woman was spying on Sora and Riku, who were unsuspecting victims and they played around while cooking pancakes. 'Boy, the two sure are bottomless pits.' Yuffie thought to herself. And so, sneakily sliding sideways, Yuffie managed to pounce without warning...yet again.
Sora gave a rather girly school-girl scream and bashed the frying pan into Yuffie's head. Riku was about to strangle Yuffie. Instead, he began to laugh psychopathically when the frying pan hit Yuffie' head. A loud 'BANG' echoed throughout the island. Soon the two boys were laughing hysterically as Yuffie stumbled around in great pain. "AUUGGHHH I WILL HAVE YOU ONE DAY!!!!!" Riku and Sora exchanged looks, and then pounced, wielding frying pans all the while.
Soon, more screams filled the air.
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Somewhere else, deeper into the forest-like island, sat the gun- blade expert. Soon he shifted and trudged along a little distance, glancing around very suspiciously. He was certain he felt eyes on him. Kairi leapt from the bushes to give him a hug for rescuing her earlier. He immediately shot her with fire. Kairi fell to the ground in a burning heap, screaming in pain. She was quickly silenced when Squall stabbed her in the gut with his gun-blade. He healed her afterwards, and taped her mouth shut. "That should keep you quiet."
A rustle soon caught his attention. He turned, to come face to face with the huge sword that Cloud wields, and Cloud himself. "Hello there." Squall fell backwards and fainted, very unmanly- like. Cloud frowned and kicked Squall in the head, wondering if the man was really okay or not. Shrugging, the blond-haired kid shuffled over to Kairi while putting the sword in its proper place over his back. Picking the light fourteen year-old girl, Cloud carried her off to who knows where, dragging Squall along behind him.
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When Cloud arrived, everyone was eating some more pancakes. He stared blankly, having the urge to shout "MONKEYS" and then whacks Squall and Kairi towards the group with his sword, as if they were tennis balls. But that wouldn't do, and he wasn't much into tennis. So he simply took a seat and dumped - yes, dumped - the two bodies dangerously close to the fire.
Obviously whoever had been touched by Kairi would be cursed. As Kairi caught on fire, so did Squall. Cloud, who amazingly not touched by the curse of the shattered mirror, simply moved away and snatched a pancake from Tidus's hands. He earned a glare and a "Hey!" from the boy, which he ignored with great skill. He then began to observe what sort of morons he was going to be with until Kairi's safety was ensured.
Sora and Riku were feeding each other, tossing lighted matches around, trying to balance them on their noses. Wakka was watching Yuffie eat; Tidus was very close to Wakka now, all the while glaring at Cloud. The glare was easily looked over and the blue eyes landed on Yuffie, who was badly torn to shreds. There were two creatures missing now, weren't there?
"CHAARGEE!" An odd impression of a trumpet sounded and Selphie came in, riding on Francis. Selphie was covered in blue paint, and Francis was dripping wet - he must have gone swimming. Yuffie roared - well, not quite roared, but screamed - and lunged for Selphie. Rolling off Francis, Selphie rolled over to Cloud, attaching to his arm, leaving Yuffie to deal with the VERY hungry Francis. Some screamed echoed around.
"HIYA!" Selphie screamed in Cloud's face. As uncomfortable as he was, Cloud managed to even acknowledge the girl indeed had a -little- sanity in her, though very little. Because of this, he managed to mutter out a hello and stared at Yuffie who being devoured alive by Francis. "Nice pet." Selphie beamed at what she considered a compliment, not even noticing the sarcasm dripping like ice from his voice. "Isn't he the greatest pet ever, Francis, he is?" Selphie breathed out dreamily. This caused Cloud to get up and walk away.
By now, Squall had awoken from his slumber. He soon followed after Cloud, wanting a talk with him. 'No one makes me pass out. NO ONE- I don't care even if it's Hades himself. Darn that Cloud.' He thought. Bolting off in Cloud's direction, Squall found himself lost after awhile. This island was so crazy, he'd kill it soon. He felt a hand on his shoulder and turned sharply, bumping into Cloud. The force knocked the two over, and they laid there for some time, Squall on top of Cloud.
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Back at camp, Wakka and Tidus were battling Francis. The crocodile proved to be a worthy opponent against the two. Selphie cheered everyone on - including Francis. Yuffie had barely been rescued by Kairi; who, being a tortured young female herself, understood the problems of the ninja.
"I'm sorry. They just don't understand, don't they?" Kairi gave a comforting pat on Yuffie's shoulder. The ninja woman nodded, crossing her bloody, bitten, torn arms. "I know! It's so annoying. I just want HIM..." Yuffie gestured to Riku as painlessly as possible. Kairi nodded. "I know...I keep having this weird dream about this guy. He looks young and so scary and strong..." Yuffie stared at Kairi and in turn gave her a reassuring pat on the shoulder, hoping she hadn't lost sanity due to the curse.
It began to rain. Lightning struck Kairi's hair once again. For once, she did not scream. The true damage went to Yuffie, who was already battered and torn. She, instead, screamed very loudly, nearly shattering Kairi's eardrums. The screams made Wakka and Tidus turn, Francis flee, and Selphie laugh evilly. As for Sora and Riku...let's say they were in another world called "making out as fast and pleasurable as possible in the tent before anyone else comes in."
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As the rain fell, Squall came to his sense and got off Cloud. The blond-haired human had been waiting all the while. Truth to be told, he didn't really care what Squall did to him. The two stood and gave blank looks at each other for awhile. After awhile, Squall frowned, ready to actually speak something sensible for once. Before he was able, Cloud turned and walked away to an unknown destination. Squall followed. Now the two were suddenly a nice pair, who suddenly became best friends.
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Nightfall soon came upon the island. The last camping night was decided to be stretched until everyone was gathered - and then - and only then - would they go back to the main island. Sora and Riku had claimed the tent back at camp, determined to do something they enjoyed, and something they could do and take their time, without being interrupted.
Kairi had "fallen asleep", and in other words, this meant she was in a coma. Francis had returned and had decided to practice a few tennis shots with her. Kairi was the tennis ball, and the tree was a good place to bounce her off of. Why on earth he hadn't targeted Yuffie, however, will remain a mystery. Unless you know the evilness of the curse, that is.
Tidus had finally persuaded Wakka to talk to Yuffie. The two turned out to be a nice couple for the time being. Wakka had some sudden magic powers and healed Yuffie. He had healed all he could except her mentally disturbed broken heart. Never would she forgive Sora, she vowed. Never, unless Riku dumped him. Then again, if Riku would go with anyone else, save her, she would never forgive them either. Anyways, the trio were now good friends. Tidus had yet to find a nice "pairing" set for him, and he wasn't really interested. Francis was cute...yes, Francis was cute. Francis didn't seem so crocodilicious lately, though. Francis seemed more...human.
A sound that rivaled a loud explosion during a war erupted from the tent. Everyone whipped their head that way (except for Francis and Kairi). Some curses were screamed at one another between the two humans within the tent. Some pillow-fighting noises came forth, and soon pillows themselves were thrown out from the tent. "DARNIT SORA!" A few whumps, some moaning, and rustling came afterwards, and after that some much wanted silence.
And somewhere deep in the island sat Cloud and Squall, leaning against each other, asleep.
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Score: Infinity to seven.
Note: Unfortunately I did not lock Monstro and get the puppies (all of them, that is). So...I didn't see the 'ending theme'. But I have this... "Deep Dive" movie that's exactly three minutes and five seconds on my computer. So...=3 Who needs a movie.
Note 1: The credits were nice. Mom kept reviewing school tests with me, though; I didn't get to listen to the beautiful music. I'm all "ORCHESTRA, MOM!! ORCHESTRA!" And readers, I am a musical person. I both enjoy, sometimes attempt to create, and PLAY music. But no, no, no. Oh well.
Note 2: I want KH2 badly. Let me know when it gets out there; I'll be waiting for it here. (Where I live, things are always...shall we say, a bit later than in America/wherever you are. The people here are such jerks -*grumblegrumble*)
Note 3: =D Would you like to travel with me to the KH world? Mwuahahahahah. Hint hint: Make story with me/ RP (role play)?
Note 4: "I won't use my real name until the heartless are sealed" or something like that - that's what Squall-idiot said. So since I sealed them all away I'm going to use his real name. That, and I didn't realize I was using it until I was down to our blond-haired dude's (otherwise known as the dude in the Olympus Coliseum you fight about three times total) appearance. So...yeah.
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"Hmmm...what to write, what to write." The blue-eyed angel (not) murmured to himself. For once in his life (or once in a very, very times 100 long time), Sora was up early in the morning before dawn, with everyone else being asleep. He started at the blank sheet of paper in his lap, and then his blue eyes moved to the pen in his hand. Grinning wildly, he jabbed some magic words onto the paper with his fancy pen. Rolling the paper up, he glanced around for something that could be used as a messenger. There lay Francis several feet away. A glass collar and a bell that hung on a loop were around his neck. That would be just perfect for Sora.
Tiptoeing cautiously over to Francis, Sora punched Francis in the eye. "Francis!" He whispered. "Wake up!" Francis grunted and leaped up, whirling around, knocking Sora about ten feet away with his nice and huge tail. "Fraaannncciiisss..." Sora groaned, in quite a bit of pain. As much as crocodiles could, Francis apologized with some grunts, and dragged himself over.
Now, as far as Francis was concerned, unless this mission involved the great Selphie, he didn't really care what happened. But Sora was the great Selphie's friend; and Francis, in no way, would want to eat him and hurt the great Selphie's feelings. So, no matter how tired, or hungry, or evil Francis was feeling, he allowed Sora to stuff the paper into his collar, and send him off to his treat, Yuffie.
--
Later in the morning, Kairi had managed to make it to breakfast, much to the disappointment of the other males in the camping trip. Her legs were cut open; therefore she had to crawl to the fireplace army style. Now her arms ached. Not to mention that her hair was matted down in knots and plantlife was growing in her hair along with dirt. Worms were probably accompanying the grass. Kairi gave an involuntary shudder at the thought. Nevertheless, she had made it to breakfast.
Everyone was eating pancakes, mmm. Everyone LOVES pancakes. If anyone didn't like pancakes, they would be stabbed and eaten by Francis. No one wanted to be eaten by Francis, so they all tolerated the crispy, syrupy pancakes that were served for breakfast.
Kairi pigged out, ignoring the sounds across from her. Although it was not very lady-like to stuff pancakes and syrup into her mouth like a pig, she couldn't really care less. She could fix herself up later. Cutting the pancakes, Kairi didn't notice the plate was cracking from the force she was using to cut them. Within a moment's notice the knife shot through the plate and into her leg, which was already wounded. She screamed painfully and fell forward, into the fire. There she screamed some more, rolling around until Squall pulled her out only because she was being too noisy. And then...Squall left. Breakfast was supposed to be a very quiet and treasured thing to him. Eating here with freaky morons was no picnic, so to speak.
Sora and Riku had completed ignored Kairi up to this point. They had been feeding each other. Riku had attacked Sora with some pancake mix and syrup too. Now Sora's hair was filled with sticky substance (And we mean syrup, you perverted people. XD), and he was caked (pun might be intended) with pancake mix. Soon then began wrestling like maniacs, shoving each other into the dirt.
--
Somewhere off in the distance, two of the camping party was seated on a log, talking. The two, if we were to go into detail, were Wakka and Tidus. They had been in an out of the "camp site" and now were talking just like best buddies again. Whatever had happened to them earlier was completely forgotten, due to a magic potion the (not so) almighty Selphie had given them. And how were they supposed to know? She had claimed it to be Kool- Aid! And it most certainly -did- taste like Kool-Aid...but that's beside the point.
"You think there's any chance I can get hooked up with that ninja girl, ya?"
"Oh, you mean Yuffie?"
"Ya, her. Do ya' think?"
"Naw...I don't know, really. Why don't you go talk to her?"
"I don't know, man. She scares me."
"No way, you big chicken! Only girls get scared!"
"I'm not a chicken!"
"But you said--"
And with that, Wakka tackled Tidus into the dirt and started to beat him up. So much for a friendly conversation. The two exchanged a few punches until the scent of a new batch of pancakes drifted their way. Grinning, they agreed to hold off the disagreement until after breakfast. Now, they simply raced for it.
--
Speaking of Yuffie, the half-dead almight ninja woman was spying on Sora and Riku, who were unsuspecting victims and they played around while cooking pancakes. 'Boy, the two sure are bottomless pits.' Yuffie thought to herself. And so, sneakily sliding sideways, Yuffie managed to pounce without warning...yet again.
Sora gave a rather girly school-girl scream and bashed the frying pan into Yuffie's head. Riku was about to strangle Yuffie. Instead, he began to laugh psychopathically when the frying pan hit Yuffie' head. A loud 'BANG' echoed throughout the island. Soon the two boys were laughing hysterically as Yuffie stumbled around in great pain. "AUUGGHHH I WILL HAVE YOU ONE DAY!!!!!" Riku and Sora exchanged looks, and then pounced, wielding frying pans all the while.
Soon, more screams filled the air.
--
Somewhere else, deeper into the forest-like island, sat the gun- blade expert. Soon he shifted and trudged along a little distance, glancing around very suspiciously. He was certain he felt eyes on him. Kairi leapt from the bushes to give him a hug for rescuing her earlier. He immediately shot her with fire. Kairi fell to the ground in a burning heap, screaming in pain. She was quickly silenced when Squall stabbed her in the gut with his gun-blade. He healed her afterwards, and taped her mouth shut. "That should keep you quiet."
A rustle soon caught his attention. He turned, to come face to face with the huge sword that Cloud wields, and Cloud himself. "Hello there." Squall fell backwards and fainted, very unmanly- like. Cloud frowned and kicked Squall in the head, wondering if the man was really okay or not. Shrugging, the blond-haired kid shuffled over to Kairi while putting the sword in its proper place over his back. Picking the light fourteen year-old girl, Cloud carried her off to who knows where, dragging Squall along behind him.
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When Cloud arrived, everyone was eating some more pancakes. He stared blankly, having the urge to shout "MONKEYS" and then whacks Squall and Kairi towards the group with his sword, as if they were tennis balls. But that wouldn't do, and he wasn't much into tennis. So he simply took a seat and dumped - yes, dumped - the two bodies dangerously close to the fire.
Obviously whoever had been touched by Kairi would be cursed. As Kairi caught on fire, so did Squall. Cloud, who amazingly not touched by the curse of the shattered mirror, simply moved away and snatched a pancake from Tidus's hands. He earned a glare and a "Hey!" from the boy, which he ignored with great skill. He then began to observe what sort of morons he was going to be with until Kairi's safety was ensured.
Sora and Riku were feeding each other, tossing lighted matches around, trying to balance them on their noses. Wakka was watching Yuffie eat; Tidus was very close to Wakka now, all the while glaring at Cloud. The glare was easily looked over and the blue eyes landed on Yuffie, who was badly torn to shreds. There were two creatures missing now, weren't there?
"CHAARGEE!" An odd impression of a trumpet sounded and Selphie came in, riding on Francis. Selphie was covered in blue paint, and Francis was dripping wet - he must have gone swimming. Yuffie roared - well, not quite roared, but screamed - and lunged for Selphie. Rolling off Francis, Selphie rolled over to Cloud, attaching to his arm, leaving Yuffie to deal with the VERY hungry Francis. Some screamed echoed around.
"HIYA!" Selphie screamed in Cloud's face. As uncomfortable as he was, Cloud managed to even acknowledge the girl indeed had a -little- sanity in her, though very little. Because of this, he managed to mutter out a hello and stared at Yuffie who being devoured alive by Francis. "Nice pet." Selphie beamed at what she considered a compliment, not even noticing the sarcasm dripping like ice from his voice. "Isn't he the greatest pet ever, Francis, he is?" Selphie breathed out dreamily. This caused Cloud to get up and walk away.
By now, Squall had awoken from his slumber. He soon followed after Cloud, wanting a talk with him. 'No one makes me pass out. NO ONE- I don't care even if it's Hades himself. Darn that Cloud.' He thought. Bolting off in Cloud's direction, Squall found himself lost after awhile. This island was so crazy, he'd kill it soon. He felt a hand on his shoulder and turned sharply, bumping into Cloud. The force knocked the two over, and they laid there for some time, Squall on top of Cloud.
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Back at camp, Wakka and Tidus were battling Francis. The crocodile proved to be a worthy opponent against the two. Selphie cheered everyone on - including Francis. Yuffie had barely been rescued by Kairi; who, being a tortured young female herself, understood the problems of the ninja.
"I'm sorry. They just don't understand, don't they?" Kairi gave a comforting pat on Yuffie's shoulder. The ninja woman nodded, crossing her bloody, bitten, torn arms. "I know! It's so annoying. I just want HIM..." Yuffie gestured to Riku as painlessly as possible. Kairi nodded. "I know...I keep having this weird dream about this guy. He looks young and so scary and strong..." Yuffie stared at Kairi and in turn gave her a reassuring pat on the shoulder, hoping she hadn't lost sanity due to the curse.
It began to rain. Lightning struck Kairi's hair once again. For once, she did not scream. The true damage went to Yuffie, who was already battered and torn. She, instead, screamed very loudly, nearly shattering Kairi's eardrums. The screams made Wakka and Tidus turn, Francis flee, and Selphie laugh evilly. As for Sora and Riku...let's say they were in another world called "making out as fast and pleasurable as possible in the tent before anyone else comes in."
--
As the rain fell, Squall came to his sense and got off Cloud. The blond-haired human had been waiting all the while. Truth to be told, he didn't really care what Squall did to him. The two stood and gave blank looks at each other for awhile. After awhile, Squall frowned, ready to actually speak something sensible for once. Before he was able, Cloud turned and walked away to an unknown destination. Squall followed. Now the two were suddenly a nice pair, who suddenly became best friends.
--
Nightfall soon came upon the island. The last camping night was decided to be stretched until everyone was gathered - and then - and only then - would they go back to the main island. Sora and Riku had claimed the tent back at camp, determined to do something they enjoyed, and something they could do and take their time, without being interrupted.
Kairi had "fallen asleep", and in other words, this meant she was in a coma. Francis had returned and had decided to practice a few tennis shots with her. Kairi was the tennis ball, and the tree was a good place to bounce her off of. Why on earth he hadn't targeted Yuffie, however, will remain a mystery. Unless you know the evilness of the curse, that is.
Tidus had finally persuaded Wakka to talk to Yuffie. The two turned out to be a nice couple for the time being. Wakka had some sudden magic powers and healed Yuffie. He had healed all he could except her mentally disturbed broken heart. Never would she forgive Sora, she vowed. Never, unless Riku dumped him. Then again, if Riku would go with anyone else, save her, she would never forgive them either. Anyways, the trio were now good friends. Tidus had yet to find a nice "pairing" set for him, and he wasn't really interested. Francis was cute...yes, Francis was cute. Francis didn't seem so crocodilicious lately, though. Francis seemed more...human.
A sound that rivaled a loud explosion during a war erupted from the tent. Everyone whipped their head that way (except for Francis and Kairi). Some curses were screamed at one another between the two humans within the tent. Some pillow-fighting noises came forth, and soon pillows themselves were thrown out from the tent. "DARNIT SORA!" A few whumps, some moaning, and rustling came afterwards, and after that some much wanted silence.
And somewhere deep in the island sat Cloud and Squall, leaning against each other, asleep.
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Score: Infinity to seven.