O_o Okay. I know I've been late in updating. If you haven't noticed, one of
my fictions were deleted. x_X And we all know that means you get held up
from updating and stuff. o_o Also, the site was sort of...sluggish for
awhile. It's working quite quickly right now; although it's somewhat late
at night, I WILL UPDATE! :D
Note 1: I -was- starting KH again in expert for a walkthrough...but I got .hack/mutation game. 8D So I will play that instead. Heheheh. Did you know Elk sounds girly? O_o...I love S-*random sneeze* ...shoes?
Note 2: Anything you want from me in this ficcy? I can add a character or...well, not really a lemon. XD But...I can try a pairing! Make sure it's something unusual. Like...I don't know...Tidus and Cid? *is joking with the Cid part*
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Blinking his eyes awake, Cloud found himself listening to an annoying snoring sound. Turning, he glanced at Squall, who was sound asleep. After a moment of twitching, he silently grabbed his cloak, took it off, and started choking Squall with it. Amazingly, Squall didn't wake. He shoved Cloud down and lay on top of him, sleeping peacefully - and quietly - now. To be honest, Cloud was...disturbed, in the least.
--
"Is it safe?"
"I don't know. You check!"
"No way I'm checking over there, ya?!"
"You're still a sissy! GO CHECK!"
"Never! Ya' go check it yourself!"
"I don't have to! Make me you--"
THUNK. Amidst the argument, Tidus had been hit in the head with a brick by Wakka. Although Wakka had the courage to beat stuffings out of Tidus, he was, in no way, prepared to gather everyone at camp.
"You can get them, Tidus. I think I'll just go find some breakfast." He wandered off, leaving Tidus to lie half dead on the ground.
"Ow."
The two boys refused to enter Yuffie and Kairi's shared tent.
--
Meanwhile, back at camp!
--
Pretending to be pro-wrestlers were the almighty Riku and the tiny Sora!
Riku takes dominance and wrestles Sora to the ground, pinning him! He then unleashes the formidable tickle attack! Sora squeals and counter-attacks with a kick and a kiss! Both participants struggle for tongue dominance as they continue to wrestle in the tent! An abrupt misfortunate has happened - Riku bit his tongue!
"OW DAMMIT!" Riku shrieked, holding his right cheek. "Mf s'hung, mih slung!"
"Your what?!?" Sora examined Riku carefully, glancing through his eyes and through his ears. "Are you okay?!"
"Nuh! Mah hung!"
"Your hung? You hung what?!?"
Riku coughed, twitching violently with annoyance. "MY TONGUE! I BIT MY DAMNED TONGUE, SORA!"
"I never knew your tongue was damned, Riku. I'm sorry..." Sora hugged Riku, giving him a comforting pat on the back. He was suddenly forced down.
"I'll get your tongue!"
And so the battle begins!
--
Asleep in her tent, the Great Ninja Yuffie laid. "Riiiiiiiiikkkkkuuuu...!!!!! Come to me, baby!" She hugged her pillow tightly and it exploded feathers. Now, Yuffie held a broken pillow cover and some feathers in her arms.
Francis crept in, having specific instructions from Selphie to sabotage Yuffie's tent. '"Remember, Francis!" Selphie pointed to the chart. "We are going to make sure Riku and Sora stay together! Got it?"' Francis remembered every word, including the promise of eating Yuffie later.
With utmost caution, he dumped the pail of honey on Yuffie, and brushed feathers onto her with his tail. Then, he poured the pail of red ants, and left the tent.
--
Squall hadn't moved for at least an hour. It had to be an hour. "It has to be an hour." Cloud spoke his first words in the longest while.
"What's an hour?" Squall pushed himself up, finding himself atop of Cloud again. "What're you doing down there?"
Cloud growled. "Get. Off."
Seeing as Squall wasn't getting off, Cloud kneed him, shoving him off. "You had to have laid on me like a zombie for an hour. What were you dreaming of? You were all..." Cloud trailed off, having a color of red.
"All what?! Why are you hitting me?!?!? Do you hate me or something?!" Squall grabbed Cloud, shaking him like a maraca. "Answer me! Stop acting like the dead!"
Unable to respond verbally or physically to Squall, Cloud did the only thing he could: faint.
"Oops."
--
"What a lovely day!" Kairi had been rested and healed. She felt terrific! She admired herself in the cursed mirror and gave a lovely smile. "Today is the day I will meet him!" She promised herself, unaware that today was the day he would meet her.
--
The One Winged Angel (hint hint) was trudging blindly through the island our dying campers were on. "I can't believe I was sent here." He swore violently and chopped down some trees. There he saw Tidus, laying on the ground, alone. Raising a brow, he strolled over.
"You poor fellow." He muttered, noticing the obviously brick mark printed on Tidus's face. "What happened to you?"
"This crazy psycho hit me with a brick! You've GOT to save me...hey where'd you get that dress? I've been looking for one of those!" Tidus literally screamed out, beaming with joy. Until the One-Winged Angel knocked him unconscious with the same brick Wakka had.
"Ignorant human. This is not a dress. It is...A ROBE!"
--
All activity on the island stopped for a few moments as they heard the shout of "A ROBE!!!!!" echo across the skies. Then they returned to their previous fun.
--
"Stop!"
"Never!"
"Stop!"
"Shut up!"
"Stop!"
"No!"
"Stop!"
"Not on your life!"
"Aerith!"
"...what?"
"I'm saying Aerith is behind you."
"What are you talking about? Who's that?"
"Ahem!" The green-eyed girl coughed. "You wouldn't happen to know where my beloved Kairi is, would you?"
Sora and Riku stared at Aeirth with blank expression. "Beloved?" They simultaneously echoed.
"Yes, my beloved Kairi. I've been fascinated with her ever since Ansem gave me this picture!" Aerith handed them both a picture of Kairi in a swimsuit, showing off fake buck-teeth. They both grimaced.
"It's really cool!" Sora shouted randomly. Riku stared at him in wonder. "Well..." He trailed off when Sora gave him a look.
Aerith squealed. "Oh yeah, I know! Where's she?!?"
"Down the hall and to the left!"
"Okay!"
Aerith ran out of the tent, squealing. She ran to the left and disappeared through the forestry.
Riku poked Sora. "Hey, Sora...you know, there is no 'hall'." Sora simply grinned. "I know! She won't know, right?" Riku chuckled and poured some Hershey's Kisses on Sora's head.
"Ack!"
--
After several hours, it was now late, late night. It was past midnight. Everyone had returned to camp and had their belongings. The only one missing was Yuffie. Her tent was still up and everyone had to wonder what was going on.
Upon approaching Yuffie's tent, Selphie giggled madly. She opened the tent to reveal...a skeleton. She screamed loudly. "AH!" All eyes turned to her, and all feet rushed to the tent entrance (as well as the bodies) to see what was making Selphie's scream. There lay Francis's skeleton and bones.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! NO!!! NOOOOO! FRANCIS!" Selphie screamed and dived onto pile of stinky bones. "FRANCIS! NO!" Kairi pulled her back and gave her a comforting hug. "Shh, it's okay...I'm sure Francis is in a better place." Selphie sobbed into Kairi's shoulder. The tears burned Kairi badly, causing Kairi to start crying and screaming too. Both were bound and dragged to row-boats, where they were taking to Destiny Islands.
Two pairs of eyes watched the group land on Destiny Islands. They secretly plotted tricks of all sorts.
And the One-Winged Angel was no longer present so long as Kairi was awake.
--
Score: Infinity to nine.
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O_o Okay. I know this chapter was sort of confusing and weird. It was late, hey, my skill died. :D Just a question. Should I make one of those modern KH fics? You know; they all are in school and stuff? =D Hehehehheeh.
Note 1: I -was- starting KH again in expert for a walkthrough...but I got .hack/mutation game. 8D So I will play that instead. Heheheh. Did you know Elk sounds girly? O_o...I love S-*random sneeze* ...shoes?
Note 2: Anything you want from me in this ficcy? I can add a character or...well, not really a lemon. XD But...I can try a pairing! Make sure it's something unusual. Like...I don't know...Tidus and Cid? *is joking with the Cid part*
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Blinking his eyes awake, Cloud found himself listening to an annoying snoring sound. Turning, he glanced at Squall, who was sound asleep. After a moment of twitching, he silently grabbed his cloak, took it off, and started choking Squall with it. Amazingly, Squall didn't wake. He shoved Cloud down and lay on top of him, sleeping peacefully - and quietly - now. To be honest, Cloud was...disturbed, in the least.
--
"Is it safe?"
"I don't know. You check!"
"No way I'm checking over there, ya?!"
"You're still a sissy! GO CHECK!"
"Never! Ya' go check it yourself!"
"I don't have to! Make me you--"
THUNK. Amidst the argument, Tidus had been hit in the head with a brick by Wakka. Although Wakka had the courage to beat stuffings out of Tidus, he was, in no way, prepared to gather everyone at camp.
"You can get them, Tidus. I think I'll just go find some breakfast." He wandered off, leaving Tidus to lie half dead on the ground.
"Ow."
The two boys refused to enter Yuffie and Kairi's shared tent.
--
Meanwhile, back at camp!
--
Pretending to be pro-wrestlers were the almighty Riku and the tiny Sora!
Riku takes dominance and wrestles Sora to the ground, pinning him! He then unleashes the formidable tickle attack! Sora squeals and counter-attacks with a kick and a kiss! Both participants struggle for tongue dominance as they continue to wrestle in the tent! An abrupt misfortunate has happened - Riku bit his tongue!
"OW DAMMIT!" Riku shrieked, holding his right cheek. "Mf s'hung, mih slung!"
"Your what?!?" Sora examined Riku carefully, glancing through his eyes and through his ears. "Are you okay?!"
"Nuh! Mah hung!"
"Your hung? You hung what?!?"
Riku coughed, twitching violently with annoyance. "MY TONGUE! I BIT MY DAMNED TONGUE, SORA!"
"I never knew your tongue was damned, Riku. I'm sorry..." Sora hugged Riku, giving him a comforting pat on the back. He was suddenly forced down.
"I'll get your tongue!"
And so the battle begins!
--
Asleep in her tent, the Great Ninja Yuffie laid. "Riiiiiiiiikkkkkuuuu...!!!!! Come to me, baby!" She hugged her pillow tightly and it exploded feathers. Now, Yuffie held a broken pillow cover and some feathers in her arms.
Francis crept in, having specific instructions from Selphie to sabotage Yuffie's tent. '"Remember, Francis!" Selphie pointed to the chart. "We are going to make sure Riku and Sora stay together! Got it?"' Francis remembered every word, including the promise of eating Yuffie later.
With utmost caution, he dumped the pail of honey on Yuffie, and brushed feathers onto her with his tail. Then, he poured the pail of red ants, and left the tent.
--
Squall hadn't moved for at least an hour. It had to be an hour. "It has to be an hour." Cloud spoke his first words in the longest while.
"What's an hour?" Squall pushed himself up, finding himself atop of Cloud again. "What're you doing down there?"
Cloud growled. "Get. Off."
Seeing as Squall wasn't getting off, Cloud kneed him, shoving him off. "You had to have laid on me like a zombie for an hour. What were you dreaming of? You were all..." Cloud trailed off, having a color of red.
"All what?! Why are you hitting me?!?!? Do you hate me or something?!" Squall grabbed Cloud, shaking him like a maraca. "Answer me! Stop acting like the dead!"
Unable to respond verbally or physically to Squall, Cloud did the only thing he could: faint.
"Oops."
--
"What a lovely day!" Kairi had been rested and healed. She felt terrific! She admired herself in the cursed mirror and gave a lovely smile. "Today is the day I will meet him!" She promised herself, unaware that today was the day he would meet her.
--
The One Winged Angel (hint hint) was trudging blindly through the island our dying campers were on. "I can't believe I was sent here." He swore violently and chopped down some trees. There he saw Tidus, laying on the ground, alone. Raising a brow, he strolled over.
"You poor fellow." He muttered, noticing the obviously brick mark printed on Tidus's face. "What happened to you?"
"This crazy psycho hit me with a brick! You've GOT to save me...hey where'd you get that dress? I've been looking for one of those!" Tidus literally screamed out, beaming with joy. Until the One-Winged Angel knocked him unconscious with the same brick Wakka had.
"Ignorant human. This is not a dress. It is...A ROBE!"
--
All activity on the island stopped for a few moments as they heard the shout of "A ROBE!!!!!" echo across the skies. Then they returned to their previous fun.
--
"Stop!"
"Never!"
"Stop!"
"Shut up!"
"Stop!"
"No!"
"Stop!"
"Not on your life!"
"Aerith!"
"...what?"
"I'm saying Aerith is behind you."
"What are you talking about? Who's that?"
"Ahem!" The green-eyed girl coughed. "You wouldn't happen to know where my beloved Kairi is, would you?"
Sora and Riku stared at Aeirth with blank expression. "Beloved?" They simultaneously echoed.
"Yes, my beloved Kairi. I've been fascinated with her ever since Ansem gave me this picture!" Aerith handed them both a picture of Kairi in a swimsuit, showing off fake buck-teeth. They both grimaced.
"It's really cool!" Sora shouted randomly. Riku stared at him in wonder. "Well..." He trailed off when Sora gave him a look.
Aerith squealed. "Oh yeah, I know! Where's she?!?"
"Down the hall and to the left!"
"Okay!"
Aerith ran out of the tent, squealing. She ran to the left and disappeared through the forestry.
Riku poked Sora. "Hey, Sora...you know, there is no 'hall'." Sora simply grinned. "I know! She won't know, right?" Riku chuckled and poured some Hershey's Kisses on Sora's head.
"Ack!"
--
After several hours, it was now late, late night. It was past midnight. Everyone had returned to camp and had their belongings. The only one missing was Yuffie. Her tent was still up and everyone had to wonder what was going on.
Upon approaching Yuffie's tent, Selphie giggled madly. She opened the tent to reveal...a skeleton. She screamed loudly. "AH!" All eyes turned to her, and all feet rushed to the tent entrance (as well as the bodies) to see what was making Selphie's scream. There lay Francis's skeleton and bones.
"NO! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! NO!!! NOOOOO! FRANCIS!" Selphie screamed and dived onto pile of stinky bones. "FRANCIS! NO!" Kairi pulled her back and gave her a comforting hug. "Shh, it's okay...I'm sure Francis is in a better place." Selphie sobbed into Kairi's shoulder. The tears burned Kairi badly, causing Kairi to start crying and screaming too. Both were bound and dragged to row-boats, where they were taking to Destiny Islands.
Two pairs of eyes watched the group land on Destiny Islands. They secretly plotted tricks of all sorts.
And the One-Winged Angel was no longer present so long as Kairi was awake.
--
Score: Infinity to nine.
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O_o Okay. I know this chapter was sort of confusing and weird. It was late, hey, my skill died. :D Just a question. Should I make one of those modern KH fics? You know; they all are in school and stuff? =D Hehehehheeh.