All right everyone, here's the next chapter. I won't update again until I get at least 4 reviews, not to many that I'm asking for is it? I don't think so. If you have an ideas or suggestions or flames or whatever, go ahead and just say it. I'd rather know your true opinion than anything else. Onto the story.
Don't forget that this is all past memories that you are viewing, they will probably be short and will all involve Hiei and Botan in one way or another.
I don't own YYH or any of the characters.
[ ]=thoughts
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* *=telepathy
( )= author's notes
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Two weeks later, Botan is searching for everyone to give them some news. The first one she finds happens to be Hiei (surprising huh) "Hey Hiei! How are you?" "Hn. Go find someone else to bother onna." "But Hiei this is important!!" "Hn. I don't care onna, like I said before, go find someone else to bother." "Can't you at least open your eyes and look at me when you say that?!" Hiei, surprisingly, opened his eyes (gives everyone a minute to daydream about his eyes…and now back to the story) and looked at Botan "Go find somebody else to bother onna, I'm trying to sleep." "But Hiei! Please?!!" She looked like she was about to cry 'baka onna don't cry now, not because of me, please don't cry…no I did not just think that. I do not think things like that' "Fine, where do I have to go?" Botan just jumped into his arms giving him a hug forgetting that not only did he not like to be hugged, but they were sitting on a very thin branch.
The two of them fell off, Hiei landing on top of Botan, their faces nose to nose, both hoping they could get back on the tree and pretend that nothing happened without anyone knowing. Unfortunately, everyone saw (hehehe…poor Botan, that's the second time she's been caught nose to nose with Hiei by Kurama alone!!…)"So this is what the two of you do in your free time, eh?" Yusuke ended up with two bumps on his head, an extremely pissed off deity, and an extremely pissed off koorime. *so Hiei, how was she? Huh?* *kitsune if you want to keep your head you best
shut-up* *and why are you so mad?* "Well since you're all here I can tell you the important news. And before you ask, no it is not a new mission." everyone looked shocked "I am going to become a ningen for the rest of the month!! On my vacation!!" "OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S SO GREAT BOTAN!! I CAN'T WAIT!! WE CAN GO SHOPPING!!!" Botan and Keiko started jumping around in the middle of the street hand in hand screaming at the top of their lungs. "So Hiei, what do you think of Botan?" "Hn, don't talk in riddles kitsune, what do you mean?" "What is she like in your opinion?" "Why does it matter?" "Hehehe, is shorty scared to answer the question?" "Hn. Baka. You're lucky Yukina likes you, otherwise I'd have killed you already."
Keiko and Botan dragged Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara with them to the mall. "Hn, why are we going?" Keiko left with Yuseke and Kuwabara to go into a store, leaving Botan, Kurama, and Hiei to look around for a different shop. "So I get some clothes Hiei!!" [but you don't need clothes, I'm sure you'd look better without them.] Kurama's eyes bugged out and his mouth was down to the ground. Hiei and Botan noticed this and Hiei knew exactly what it meant. He got extremely angry in record time. "KITSUNE STOP READING MY THOUGHTS!!!" Botan looked confused. "Um, Hiei? What exactly were you thinking that made Kurama look like that?" "I was thinking that you-ONNA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I'M THINKING?!!" Keiko walked out soon enough to see Hiei's first outburst, while Kuwabara and Yuseke, both carrying as many bags as humanly possible, only saw Hiei last outburst. Everyone else in the mall chose to just ignore them thinking that it was only a bunch of teenage kids on a high. (who could blame them, huh?)
After a little more walking, Botan found the shop that she decided she needed to go to. (hehe. You're gonna luv this, I guarantee it.) Neither Hiei nor Kurama realized where they were until they were already in the back of the store. "Onna, you dragged us here to buy bras for you?!" [how much better can this get?] *Hiei you are one perverted little koorime. Stop thinking dirty thoughts about Botan.* *I can't help it, I haven't had someone in a long time. It's not like I'm going to try anything with her though, so stop worrying.* unnoticed by either of them Botan grabbed a bunch of bras and panties and went into the dressing room.
"oh Hiei!! Kurama!!!" Both of them rushed towards her without any hesitation, and stopped right in front of the door that kept her from being viewed by everyone else. "Is it just me, or do these make me look fat?" Botan stepped out allowing Kurama and Hiei to see her perfect figure in nothing but a bra that was somewhat too small, and a pair of panties that was almost see through. [she's Botan, I can't start thinking impure thoughts about her, what would the kitsune say?] unbeknownst to him though, Kurama was having the same problem [that's Botan, that's Botan, that's Botan. But damn is she hot!! No, I can't think that. Hiei's never going to let it go if he finds out that I can't help but watch as Botan is modeling for us. Is it just me, or are her outfits getting smaller and smaller?] *no kitsune, they are getting smaller, either that or the two of us are definitely more horny than we thought we were.* *Hiei, what are we going to do, she won't let us leave without us giving her our opinions, but if I see anymore of her I'm going to go crazy* *I know kitsune, I'm feeling the same way, but if you tell anyone then I'll kill you. Got that?* *same here Hiei.*
"Um, can one of you guys help me please?" "Hn, onna, what the hell would you need help with?" "Um, the bra is kind of stuck." "Hn. Baka onna, open the damn door then." "Oh! Thank you Hiei!!" Hiei smirked at Kurama who currently had his mouth open even more than he had before when he heard Hiei thinking impure thoughts of her the first time.
After about a minute or two Keiko, Yuseke, and Kuwabara walked into Victoria's Secret to see Kurama with his mouth open in front of a door, where they assumed Botan was. Little did they know that Hiei was in there with her. "Hey Kurama! Where's Hiei?" "Uh, hello Keiko [I wonder if her chest is as big as Botan's.. no!!! Hiei's absolutely right, it's been too long since I had a woman, damn Suiichi Minamino's stupid gentleman personality. I need a girl and I need one now damn it!!! Better hope that Koenma's going to send me to Makai soon] well Hiei's in there." he pointed to the door. "But I thought Botan was going to be in there." "Oh, she is." "WHAT? HEHEHE!!! SHORTY'S GETTING LUCKY WITH BOTAN?!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" A very pissed Botan and Hiei walked through the door and both whacked Kuwabara as hard as they could. "What took so long. I though Hiei was only going to help you get the bra unstuck?" "Hn. The baka is more helpless than I thought she was before. She had to have help putting on her bra too." Hiei inwardly smirked and Kurama stood jealous, though no one else noticed.
Everyone left and went their separate ways, Yusuke, Keiko, and Kuwabara walking one direction and Botan, Hiei, and Kurama continued walking in the other direction. Once they reached another fork in the road, Kurama and Hiei went to the left, while Botan went to the right, going on her way to Genkai's temple. Hiei secretly followed her as to ensure her safety, much to Kurama's request and his secret desire. [there's no way I'm falling for the ferry onna. I'm merely lusting after her because it's been too long since I've had a woman, yeah that's it. That's all it is] On the other side of the city, Kurama was having the same thoughts.
Well here's the next chapter, don't forget to read and review, and like I said before, no updating until I get at least 4 reviews. Laterz, oh and by the way, I will not be writing a lemon. Some content, as you can obviously see, is somewhat sexually orientated but there will not be a lemon. Laterz all.