Chapter 2
Ganondorf: What's taking them so long?
Phone: ring
Falco: (Picks phone) Hello? This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!
At the outer parts of Onett.
Fox: What did they call us here for?
Stu: You're here.
Pid: If you can destroy our invention, we'll give you a tree,
A monster made of ice appeared.
Pid: Try and destroy Ice Guy if you can.
Mario: Simple. (Throws fireball)
Luigi: Fire melts ice. (Throws fireball)
The fireballs melted part of Ice Guy's body, but it reforms again.
Stu: No matter how many times you destroy his parts, he can recover.
Fox: Fire Fox! (Charge forward)
Ice Guy got rammed into pieces.
Fox: Now what do you have to say?
The broken parts got together again.
Fox: Uh?
Mario: This is hard-a.
Luigi: I'm scared...
Pid: Have fun fighting him.
Meanwhile...
Phone: ring
Bowser: (Picks phone) Hello? No, sir! This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!
Back to them...
Luigi: He's impossible to kill!
Mario: We need-a reinforcement!
Stu: No one is here to help you!
Ice Guy fired a blue beam.
Fox: Ah! My legs are frozen in place!
Mario: Mamamia! My moustache is frozen and is so heavy thatta it is pulling my head-a down!
Luigi: I'm done for!
Pid: Die!
Suddenly, a orange dragon flew down and burned Ice Guy into nothing, even the water is evaporated.
Stu: What the?!
Luigi: Green! You saved us!
Green: Charizard! Blast them off!
Stu: You'll never succeed! (Runs off)
Pid: Here's your tree. (Runs off)
Luigi: Nice tree.
Fox: Thanks a lot, you saved our lives.
Green: That's what friends should do.
Mario: Why not-a come to our Christmas party tomorrow?
Green: I have to think about it, because I'm returning to Kanto in a few days.
Luigi: It's your choice.
At the Smash Mansion...
Phone: ring
Bowser: (Answers) Hello? NO! This isn't Caesar's Pizza Palace!!!!!
Zelda: That's about the 35th time.
Mario: We're back-a!
Jigglypuff: Why did it took you forever to buy stuffs?
Luigi: We met an old friend.
Phone: ring
Bowser: I'm not picking it again!
Captain Falcon (CF): It could be the pizza guy.
Mario: (Answers) Hello? Sorry, this is not-a Caesar's Pizza Palace. I may have Italiano accent-a, but I'm not-a Caesar and this is not-a Pizza Palace.
Young Link (YL): Those phone calls are getting really annoying.
Peach: Let's start decorating the Christmas tree.
Popo: Good idea!
Phone: ring
Bowser: I'll show him my mind! (Picks phone) NO! YOU BLIND JERK!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE? THIS IS NOT CAESAR'S PIZZA PALACE!!!!!
Green: Is that how you greet someone on the phone?
Bowser: Oops, sorry.
Green: You remember me, right?
Bowser: Who are you?
Green: Can't you recognize my voice?
Bowser: Are you my grandfather's brother's uncle's son's grandson?
Green: No! I'm Green!
Bowser: The pokemon trainer Green?
Green: Yeah, that one. You having a Christmas party tomorrow night, right?
Bowser: Yeah, so?
Green: Mind if I bring my friends here?
Bowser: Aren't you returning to Kanto by then?
Green: We're returning the day after tomorrow.
Bowser: Good, you're welcome.
Green: See you tomorrow.
Nana: The tree looks so real.
Yoshi: And smells real.
Fox: They ran out of trees so we got ourself a real tree at the outer parts of Onett.
Kirby: There are ants in the tree!
Jigglypuff: They're spreading out!
Marth: There's a whole ant nest in this tree!
Roy: Quick! Call the Insect Extermination Department!
Mewtwo: Hello? Is this the Insect Extermination Department? What? Caesar's Pizza Palace? Wrong number, sorry.
After a while...
Peach: Finally, those ants are gone.
Fox: Nothing should happen now.
Zelda: Where are the red shiny balls?
Luigi: I bought a whole lot of them.
Kirby: What hard apple...
Zelda: You didn't eat it, did you?
Kirby: I did eat those red hard apples.
Pikachu: Hows the colored lights?
Ness: They're all tangled to my Lylat System model from grade 5.
Falco: Trying to untangle it would be difficult.
DK: Simple, we can smash the model into pieces and the lights free.
Ness: I don't need that model anyway.
DK destroyed the model, along with the lights.
Falco: You hairy fool!
DK: You know hitting and smashing comes to the same thing with me.
Nana: We got another one here.
Dr. Mario: Be careful with the round ornaments.
Yoshi: I'll be careful.
Yoshi accidently tripped and made all the ornaments fell to ground and causing anyone who stepped on them to slipped.
G&W: Quick, give me the sprayer!
Falco: What for?
G&W: There's a giant caterpillar!
Peach: Eeks! Where?
G&W: There!
They saw the shiny long string.
CF: You should be wearing glasses.
Soon...
Peach: Let's turn on the colored lights.
Dr. Mario: Funny, the switch is on and the light didn't shine.
Fox: I better fix the switch.
Pikachu saw the plug unplugged, so he plugged it in just as Fox is opening the switch apart.
Peach: Ah, the light is on at last.
Nana: How beautiful!
Zelda: It's lovely.
Falco: How's Fox?
Dr. Mario: He's fine. That electric shock won't kill him.
Phone: ring
Ganondorf: (Answers) Hello? You got the wrong number, jerk! This isn't Caesar's Pizza Palace!
To be continued...
Ganondorf: What's taking them so long?
Phone: ring
Falco: (Picks phone) Hello? This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!
At the outer parts of Onett.
Fox: What did they call us here for?
Stu: You're here.
Pid: If you can destroy our invention, we'll give you a tree,
A monster made of ice appeared.
Pid: Try and destroy Ice Guy if you can.
Mario: Simple. (Throws fireball)
Luigi: Fire melts ice. (Throws fireball)
The fireballs melted part of Ice Guy's body, but it reforms again.
Stu: No matter how many times you destroy his parts, he can recover.
Fox: Fire Fox! (Charge forward)
Ice Guy got rammed into pieces.
Fox: Now what do you have to say?
The broken parts got together again.
Fox: Uh?
Mario: This is hard-a.
Luigi: I'm scared...
Pid: Have fun fighting him.
Meanwhile...
Phone: ring
Bowser: (Picks phone) Hello? No, sir! This is not Caesar's Pizza Palace!
Back to them...
Luigi: He's impossible to kill!
Mario: We need-a reinforcement!
Stu: No one is here to help you!
Ice Guy fired a blue beam.
Fox: Ah! My legs are frozen in place!
Mario: Mamamia! My moustache is frozen and is so heavy thatta it is pulling my head-a down!
Luigi: I'm done for!
Pid: Die!
Suddenly, a orange dragon flew down and burned Ice Guy into nothing, even the water is evaporated.
Stu: What the?!
Luigi: Green! You saved us!
Green: Charizard! Blast them off!
Stu: You'll never succeed! (Runs off)
Pid: Here's your tree. (Runs off)
Luigi: Nice tree.
Fox: Thanks a lot, you saved our lives.
Green: That's what friends should do.
Mario: Why not-a come to our Christmas party tomorrow?
Green: I have to think about it, because I'm returning to Kanto in a few days.
Luigi: It's your choice.
At the Smash Mansion...
Phone: ring
Bowser: (Answers) Hello? NO! This isn't Caesar's Pizza Palace!!!!!
Zelda: That's about the 35th time.
Mario: We're back-a!
Jigglypuff: Why did it took you forever to buy stuffs?
Luigi: We met an old friend.
Phone: ring
Bowser: I'm not picking it again!
Captain Falcon (CF): It could be the pizza guy.
Mario: (Answers) Hello? Sorry, this is not-a Caesar's Pizza Palace. I may have Italiano accent-a, but I'm not-a Caesar and this is not-a Pizza Palace.
Young Link (YL): Those phone calls are getting really annoying.
Peach: Let's start decorating the Christmas tree.
Popo: Good idea!
Phone: ring
Bowser: I'll show him my mind! (Picks phone) NO! YOU BLIND JERK!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE? THIS IS NOT CAESAR'S PIZZA PALACE!!!!!
Green: Is that how you greet someone on the phone?
Bowser: Oops, sorry.
Green: You remember me, right?
Bowser: Who are you?
Green: Can't you recognize my voice?
Bowser: Are you my grandfather's brother's uncle's son's grandson?
Green: No! I'm Green!
Bowser: The pokemon trainer Green?
Green: Yeah, that one. You having a Christmas party tomorrow night, right?
Bowser: Yeah, so?
Green: Mind if I bring my friends here?
Bowser: Aren't you returning to Kanto by then?
Green: We're returning the day after tomorrow.
Bowser: Good, you're welcome.
Green: See you tomorrow.
Nana: The tree looks so real.
Yoshi: And smells real.
Fox: They ran out of trees so we got ourself a real tree at the outer parts of Onett.
Kirby: There are ants in the tree!
Jigglypuff: They're spreading out!
Marth: There's a whole ant nest in this tree!
Roy: Quick! Call the Insect Extermination Department!
Mewtwo: Hello? Is this the Insect Extermination Department? What? Caesar's Pizza Palace? Wrong number, sorry.
After a while...
Peach: Finally, those ants are gone.
Fox: Nothing should happen now.
Zelda: Where are the red shiny balls?
Luigi: I bought a whole lot of them.
Kirby: What hard apple...
Zelda: You didn't eat it, did you?
Kirby: I did eat those red hard apples.
Pikachu: Hows the colored lights?
Ness: They're all tangled to my Lylat System model from grade 5.
Falco: Trying to untangle it would be difficult.
DK: Simple, we can smash the model into pieces and the lights free.
Ness: I don't need that model anyway.
DK destroyed the model, along with the lights.
Falco: You hairy fool!
DK: You know hitting and smashing comes to the same thing with me.
Nana: We got another one here.
Dr. Mario: Be careful with the round ornaments.
Yoshi: I'll be careful.
Yoshi accidently tripped and made all the ornaments fell to ground and causing anyone who stepped on them to slipped.
G&W: Quick, give me the sprayer!
Falco: What for?
G&W: There's a giant caterpillar!
Peach: Eeks! Where?
G&W: There!
They saw the shiny long string.
CF: You should be wearing glasses.
Soon...
Peach: Let's turn on the colored lights.
Dr. Mario: Funny, the switch is on and the light didn't shine.
Fox: I better fix the switch.
Pikachu saw the plug unplugged, so he plugged it in just as Fox is opening the switch apart.
Peach: Ah, the light is on at last.
Nana: How beautiful!
Zelda: It's lovely.
Falco: How's Fox?
Dr. Mario: He's fine. That electric shock won't kill him.
Phone: ring
Ganondorf: (Answers) Hello? You got the wrong number, jerk! This isn't Caesar's Pizza Palace!
To be continued...