Disclaimer: I don't own x-men evolution or anything else in this story,
because if I did then this wouldn't be a FAN FIC.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Good Morning Bayville~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The sun rose over Bayville, which meant the city was still alive. At least it was for today. As it reached the mansion, a loud crash of equipment awoke everyone.
Logan: What the heck is going on down here?
Rogue had a camera in her hand while Kurt and Kitty were sitting at a table with a backdrop behind them. On the other side of the room was Evan and Storm. They both had a microphone in their hand.
Rogue: Y'all, I'm tryin to film here.
Logan: What is this, some talk show?
Kurt: It's a morning show. It was my idea.
Kitty: Kurt and I do the news, Storm does the weather, and Evan does the sports.
Logan: Does Charles know about this?
Kurt: He'll never know. *an image of professor X being tied to a mailbox appears above Kurt's head*
Logan: Does anyone else know about this?
Evan: *nods his head*
Logan: Anyone that's not in here!
Kurt: No one else knows. *images of people not in the room appear above Kurt's head tied to mailboxes*
Kurt: *laughs menacingly*
Kitty: You could be a traveling reporter!
Logan: I just want breakfast!
Rogue: You ain't goin nowhere till we're done. *hands Logan a microphone*
Bright lights turn on, and they are focused on Kurt and Kitty.
Kurt: Gooooood Morning Bayville! This is Kurt Wagner and Kitty Pride, bringing you your morning news.
Kitty: As gas prices drop, so do High school students! This morning, three students at Bayville high dropped out to fulfill they're life-long dream in becoming morning talk show hosts. Now to Storm with the weather.
Lights fade on Kurt and Kitty and focus on Storm with a big map behind her.
Storm: Today will be sunny...unless you tick me off. Now to Evan with the sports.
Lights fade on Storm and Evan appears in front of a big window.
Evan: Yes folks it's getting warmer out, so that means get your big butt off the couch and go do a verb. Verb it's what you do! Back to you Kitty.
Kitty: That's it for the morning news!
Kurt: Have a great day!
Lights fade out.
Rogue: And cut! Wonderful! See y'all tomorrow.
Everyone sits in front of the TV waiting patiently. Logan is still standing looking very confused and hungry.
Logan: Who would put THAT on they're TV channel?!
Storm: Fox will accept anything. Come and watch.
Logan sits down next to Kitty, and watches the show. They all look very pleased with themselves.
Kitty: Now that you've seen our morning show, would you please be our field reporter Mr. Logan?
Kurt: If not, you will be forced to listen to Kids Bop.
Logan: Okay! I'll join! Just don't make me listen to that crap!
Everyone besides Logan: Yay!
Evan: Let's go celebrate with some tacos.
Everyone imitating J-lo: Taco kisses for Benny *making kissing noises*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Good Morning Bayville~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The sun rose over Bayville, which meant the city was still alive. At least it was for today. As it reached the mansion, a loud crash of equipment awoke everyone.
Logan: What the heck is going on down here?
Rogue had a camera in her hand while Kurt and Kitty were sitting at a table with a backdrop behind them. On the other side of the room was Evan and Storm. They both had a microphone in their hand.
Rogue: Y'all, I'm tryin to film here.
Logan: What is this, some talk show?
Kurt: It's a morning show. It was my idea.
Kitty: Kurt and I do the news, Storm does the weather, and Evan does the sports.
Logan: Does Charles know about this?
Kurt: He'll never know. *an image of professor X being tied to a mailbox appears above Kurt's head*
Logan: Does anyone else know about this?
Evan: *nods his head*
Logan: Anyone that's not in here!
Kurt: No one else knows. *images of people not in the room appear above Kurt's head tied to mailboxes*
Kurt: *laughs menacingly*
Kitty: You could be a traveling reporter!
Logan: I just want breakfast!
Rogue: You ain't goin nowhere till we're done. *hands Logan a microphone*
Bright lights turn on, and they are focused on Kurt and Kitty.
Kurt: Gooooood Morning Bayville! This is Kurt Wagner and Kitty Pride, bringing you your morning news.
Kitty: As gas prices drop, so do High school students! This morning, three students at Bayville high dropped out to fulfill they're life-long dream in becoming morning talk show hosts. Now to Storm with the weather.
Lights fade on Kurt and Kitty and focus on Storm with a big map behind her.
Storm: Today will be sunny...unless you tick me off. Now to Evan with the sports.
Lights fade on Storm and Evan appears in front of a big window.
Evan: Yes folks it's getting warmer out, so that means get your big butt off the couch and go do a verb. Verb it's what you do! Back to you Kitty.
Kitty: That's it for the morning news!
Kurt: Have a great day!
Lights fade out.
Rogue: And cut! Wonderful! See y'all tomorrow.
Everyone sits in front of the TV waiting patiently. Logan is still standing looking very confused and hungry.
Logan: Who would put THAT on they're TV channel?!
Storm: Fox will accept anything. Come and watch.
Logan sits down next to Kitty, and watches the show. They all look very pleased with themselves.
Kitty: Now that you've seen our morning show, would you please be our field reporter Mr. Logan?
Kurt: If not, you will be forced to listen to Kids Bop.
Logan: Okay! I'll join! Just don't make me listen to that crap!
Everyone besides Logan: Yay!
Evan: Let's go celebrate with some tacos.
Everyone imitating J-lo: Taco kisses for Benny *making kissing noises*