CHAPTER ONE _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy characters that appear throughout this story.
Author's Note: Throughout this fan fic, I will be known as... The Great Ninja Warrior, Stealth Staff (Stealth Staff for short)!!
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Tidus: I'm bored!
Rikku: You're also stupid, gullible, and annoying!! ^________^
Tidus: (O.O) *Long silence* Well I never!!!!
Rikku: *Giggle* And by the sound of it, gay!
Auron: Hey, wait, you're supposed to be dead.
Tidus: The author combined the characters of Final Fantasy 10 and 10-2, duuuh.
Auron: *Ticked off* You talk to me in that tone again and my sword ends up only where the ants go. Got it?!
Tidus: *Holding rear* Yes sir.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Five Minutes Later_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yuna: *Walks in room* I have an idea to stop the boredom!
Paine: Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun!
Yuna: C`mon! Give it a chance!
Paine: Fine, as long as it's not raising chocobos, chopping them up, and selling them to Green Peace as veggie burgers.
Yuna: Damn!
All but Yuna and Kimahri: O.O
Kimahri: Kimahri thought it was funny.
Yuna: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm - I know! Plan B!!
Wakka: Plan B, sista?
Yuna: Yah!! We'll all become sphere hunters and end up saving the world!
Auron: Better than standing.
Tidus: Oooooooooo. Can Kimahri and I catch and tame monkeys, Mother Nature's ferocious yet cute creation?
Yuna: Fine.
Tidus and Kimahri: Yay!!!!! ^______^ *Frolic out to the air ship*
Lulu: Well, looks like it's time to get going. *Looks like she's holding breath*
Lulu and Rikku: *Bursts out* ROAD TRIP!!!! *Run to air ship*.
Yuna: *Following* Wait for me!!!!
Wakka: I'm not gonna be last, bruddas!!
Stealth Staff: Race you Auron!
Auron: Where the hell did you come from?!?!
Stealth Staff: Who cares.
Auron: O.O
^_^ Okaly dokaly stranger!! Last one there has to kiss a girl!
Stealth Staff and Auron: *Silence* *At the same time* (^ o ^) EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! *Run off*
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END OF CHAPTER ONE
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Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy characters that appear throughout this story.
Author's Note: Throughout this fan fic, I will be known as... The Great Ninja Warrior, Stealth Staff (Stealth Staff for short)!!
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Tidus: I'm bored!
Rikku: You're also stupid, gullible, and annoying!! ^________^
Tidus: (O.O) *Long silence* Well I never!!!!
Rikku: *Giggle* And by the sound of it, gay!
Auron: Hey, wait, you're supposed to be dead.
Tidus: The author combined the characters of Final Fantasy 10 and 10-2, duuuh.
Auron: *Ticked off* You talk to me in that tone again and my sword ends up only where the ants go. Got it?!
Tidus: *Holding rear* Yes sir.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _Five Minutes Later_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Yuna: *Walks in room* I have an idea to stop the boredom!
Paine: Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun!
Yuna: C`mon! Give it a chance!
Paine: Fine, as long as it's not raising chocobos, chopping them up, and selling them to Green Peace as veggie burgers.
Yuna: Damn!
All but Yuna and Kimahri: O.O
Kimahri: Kimahri thought it was funny.
Yuna: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm - I know! Plan B!!
Wakka: Plan B, sista?
Yuna: Yah!! We'll all become sphere hunters and end up saving the world!
Auron: Better than standing.
Tidus: Oooooooooo. Can Kimahri and I catch and tame monkeys, Mother Nature's ferocious yet cute creation?
Yuna: Fine.
Tidus and Kimahri: Yay!!!!! ^______^ *Frolic out to the air ship*
Lulu: Well, looks like it's time to get going. *Looks like she's holding breath*
Lulu and Rikku: *Bursts out* ROAD TRIP!!!! *Run to air ship*.
Yuna: *Following* Wait for me!!!!
Wakka: I'm not gonna be last, bruddas!!
Stealth Staff: Race you Auron!
Auron: Where the hell did you come from?!?!
Stealth Staff: Who cares.
Auron: O.O
^_^ Okaly dokaly stranger!! Last one there has to kiss a girl!
Stealth Staff and Auron: *Silence* *At the same time* (^ o ^) EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! *Run off*
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END OF CHAPTER ONE
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