CHAPTER TWO

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Author's Note: No monkeys were hurt in the making of this chapter. The innocent child and random man are different stories.

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Tidus, Rikku, Yuna, Wakka, Lulu, and Kimahri: We're goin on a road trip! We're goin on a road trip! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!! *______________*

Stealth Staff and Auron: Exactly where are we going?

Yuna: Well, we want monkeys, and we want a sphere, soooooooooo, we're going to the Kilika woods.

Tidus: *To Auron* Duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Auron: Strike two!!

Tidus: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OoO *Runs off holding his butt and screaming like a little girl*

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Kilika Woods

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Wakka: Soooooo, uuumm, where do we start?

Rikku: Follow the monkeys, of course! They'll lead us to the Golden Monkey sphere!

All but Rikku: O.O Ooookkkaaaayy.

All: *Begin searching for monkeys*

Tidus: Hey, I found one! And it's running away with my wallet! X(

All: *Chase monkey*

Tidus: I'm gonna kill you!!!

Monkey: O.O

!!OoO!!

Yuna: *Pulls out her gun*

Paine: AAAHHH!! Yuna's gonna shoot a gun!

All but Yuna: *Dive to the ground*

Yuna: *Shoots the gun. Bullet hits innocent child*

Yuna: Practice shot!! *Shoots again*

Random Man: *High voice* Right where the sun don't shine! *Falls to ground covering his manhood*

Yuna: Oooooopps! *Takes another shot. This time it hits the monkey*

All: *Walk over to monkey*

Monkey: *Stands up, opens fur, and takes off bullet proof vest*

All: O.o

Monkey: *Walks away. As doing so, throws wallet at Tidus, throws a gold ball at Yuna's head, and gives everyone a devilish glare* X(

Kimahri: *Picks up gold ball* Kimari think he found something!

All: Really!?

Rikku: *Walks around Kimari examining the ball* OSH MY GOSH!!! You are holding the Golden Monkey sphere!!!!

All: O_O O__O O___O O____O O_____O O______O O_______O O________O

YAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!

All but Tidus: We're RICH!!!

Tidus: 8( That monkey is soooo dead!!!

All: O.o

Tidus: He took my money, Visa card, and the worst of all, my bus pass!!!

All: --.--

Stealth Staff: L-O-S-E-R. Get a life.

Wakka: Ya, ya?

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