DRACO'S DAD
By The Long Name Ending In Cookie
DISCLAIMER: Do not own Harry Potter, do not own the song "Stacey's Mum", or
anything else that could incriminate me, bla bla. My sister helped me, and
now she can't sue me because I acknowledged that.
For my first ever HP fanfiction, I've parodied the song "Stacey's Mum" by
Fountains of Wayne. Please note I only have my sister singing as a
reference so there might be some inaccuracies.
This is a song about Lucius Malfoy, because he's just so much hotter than
Draco *ducks things thrown by Draco fans-which is just about everyone in
the world*
CHORUS
Draco's dad has got it going on,
He's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Draco can't you see?
You're just not the guy for me-ee!
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Draco's old man!
VERSE ONE
Draco can I come over
For the holida-a-aa-ays?
(For the holidays!)
We can tease the house-elf
All daa-a-aa-ay.
(Tease the house-elf!)
Did your dad get back
From his Ministry triiiip?
(Ministry trip!)
Is he there?
Or is he tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-ip?
(Gimme the slip!)
You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be!
I'm all grown up now,
Lucius can't you see!?
CHORUS
VERSE TWO
Draco do you remember when Lucius mowed your la-aawn?
(Mowed your lawn!)
He was doing it,
With just a towel o-o-oo-on!
(Towel on!)
I could tell he liked me from the way he staaared
(Way he stared!)
When I smiled and said
"You missed a spot over the-e-ee-ere!"
(Spot over there)
And I know you think it's just a fantasy!
But since your mum walked walked out
Your dad could use a girl like me!
CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
CHORUS
The end! Heh heh heh, please review.
By The Long Name Ending In Cookie
DISCLAIMER: Do not own Harry Potter, do not own the song "Stacey's Mum", or
anything else that could incriminate me, bla bla. My sister helped me, and
now she can't sue me because I acknowledged that.
For my first ever HP fanfiction, I've parodied the song "Stacey's Mum" by
Fountains of Wayne. Please note I only have my sister singing as a
reference so there might be some inaccuracies.
This is a song about Lucius Malfoy, because he's just so much hotter than
Draco *ducks things thrown by Draco fans-which is just about everyone in
the world*
CHORUS
Draco's dad has got it going on,
He's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Draco can't you see?
You're just not the guy for me-ee!
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Draco's old man!
VERSE ONE
Draco can I come over
For the holida-a-aa-ays?
(For the holidays!)
We can tease the house-elf
All daa-a-aa-ay.
(Tease the house-elf!)
Did your dad get back
From his Ministry triiiip?
(Ministry trip!)
Is he there?
Or is he tryin' to give me the sli-i-i-ip?
(Gimme the slip!)
You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be!
I'm all grown up now,
Lucius can't you see!?
CHORUS
VERSE TWO
Draco do you remember when Lucius mowed your la-aawn?
(Mowed your lawn!)
He was doing it,
With just a towel o-o-oo-on!
(Towel on!)
I could tell he liked me from the way he staaared
(Way he stared!)
When I smiled and said
"You missed a spot over the-e-ee-ere!"
(Spot over there)
And I know you think it's just a fantasy!
But since your mum walked walked out
Your dad could use a girl like me!
CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
CHORUS
The end! Heh heh heh, please review.