Disclaimer: I was a little confused and I don't really know where to put
this, so I'm posting it twice in the Trigun section and in the Cowboy Bebop
section. Different summaries, but I might make the titles the same, not
really sure. I don't own any of the characters (damn).
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"Where the hell are we going to get the money for that, Faye!" Spike yelled at Faye, who was asking about something expensive she thought that they needed.
"From hunting bounties," Faye said smoothly.
"Well, the next bounty payment we get is going to go into repairing the ship. Not some damn shopping spree," Spike informed.
"Ed has a solution!" the quirky teenager said as she hung from the ceiling. "We could split the bounty money between Faye Faye, Jet Jet, and Mr. Spike Spike."
"What about you, Ed?" Faye asked.
"Ed just likes to eat. You buy Ed food, so Ed doesn't need much money," Ed answered. "But there is this new computer that Ed really wants-"
"Nice try, Ed," Spike cut off. "We don't need a new computer."
"COME QUICK!" Jet yelled suddenly from the other room. Everyone got up and began to run.
"What?" Spike and Faye asked.
"We have a new bounty!" Jet said, excitedly. "This one's worth sixty billion double dollars."
"What the hell are double dollars?" Spike asked, thinking about how much it was worth in woolongs.
"Is that a lot?" Faye asked with a twinkle in her eyes.
"I did all of the currency rates and found that this would be our biggest bounty yet," Jet said. "It's worth about one hundred twenty billion woolongs." They all went crazy, except Jet and Ein, who was a little scared of the big people jumping around. "The only problem is," Jet continued, "that everyone who's tried to catch this guy has never succeeded."
"Well, seems like a good challenge," Spike commented.
"With an even better reward," Faye added.
"If everyone caches him, Ed will get the new computer!" Ed squealed with joy.
Meanwhile. . . In a galaxy far far away. . . (Okay, so maybe it wasn't THAT far away. . .)
"Man! I'm thirsty! Where's the closest bar?" Vash asked no one in particular. Suddenly, he did a face plant into the ground, and his head was throbbing.
"Vash, you know we don't have time for this!" Merryl yelled at him.
"Well, you don't have to hit so hard," Vash said as he stood up and rubbed the back of his head where Merryl had punched him.
"Let's keep going," Merryl said. Millie walked beside Merryl. A short distance behind were the two old friends, Vash and Wolfwood.
"Here's the plan," Vash whispered into Wolfwood's ear. "We're going to keep making footsteps, but we're going to stay here, so we can sneak into the closest saloon, okay?"
"Wait a minute! You're saying you want us to just leave those two out here?" Wolfwood asked.
"In all due time, they'll notice we're not there," Vash answered.
"I'm sorry pal," Wolfwood laughed. "But you'll have to count me out. God would never forgive me if I let them die in the desert like that." After that, they walked in silence.
Meanwhile. . . (again. . .)
The Bebop was moving swiftly through space. It was only a matter of time before the crew got to the planet where this amazing bounty man was. Faye was thinking of all the clothes she could buy, Jet was thinking of the food, along with Ed, Spike was thinking about how great he could make the Swordfish and Bebop with all of that money, and Ein was thinking about the gourmet dog food Ed would give him. (A/N: In the manga he's a data dog. I hope it's the same in the series, which I've only seen #11 and #25.)
"We should be there soon," Jet informed the crew as he looked at the screen in front of him. Spike got up out of the chair he was sitting in.
"I'm going to go and get armed. If no one's caught this guy, we might as well be prepared for the worst," Spike said as he headed toward his little gun room. Faye stayed sitting, reading the latest fashion magazine. Ed was playing with Ein. An hour later, everyone was ready to land. Spike had a ton of weapons, including five shot guns, a rifle, ammunition, and a flamethrower. Faye just had two guns, Jet with three, and Ed was going to stay behind to see if she could track the bounty down on her computer.
"Remember, this guy's name is Vash the stampede. He's supposed to be a humanoid typhoon or something," Jet said to everyone. "He has blonde spikey hair, and he's a complete dork for such an amazing gun man."
"Right, let's go," Spike said as he clicked one of his guns and pretended to aim at the bounty. The door opened. They all stepped out of the ship. Looking around they saw nothing but endless miles of desert. No signs of anything close-by, except one little town off in the distance, and four figures walking towards the town.
"Let's go ask them if they've seen this Vash dude," Jet said.
"Right," replied Faye, beginning to walk in the direction of the four figures.
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That was dumb and short. Oh well, just a little intro, I guess. (Man, it really did suck though. . .) R&R please. Suggestions welcome. Tell me how much it sucked, low flame only please.
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"Where the hell are we going to get the money for that, Faye!" Spike yelled at Faye, who was asking about something expensive she thought that they needed.
"From hunting bounties," Faye said smoothly.
"Well, the next bounty payment we get is going to go into repairing the ship. Not some damn shopping spree," Spike informed.
"Ed has a solution!" the quirky teenager said as she hung from the ceiling. "We could split the bounty money between Faye Faye, Jet Jet, and Mr. Spike Spike."
"What about you, Ed?" Faye asked.
"Ed just likes to eat. You buy Ed food, so Ed doesn't need much money," Ed answered. "But there is this new computer that Ed really wants-"
"Nice try, Ed," Spike cut off. "We don't need a new computer."
"COME QUICK!" Jet yelled suddenly from the other room. Everyone got up and began to run.
"What?" Spike and Faye asked.
"We have a new bounty!" Jet said, excitedly. "This one's worth sixty billion double dollars."
"What the hell are double dollars?" Spike asked, thinking about how much it was worth in woolongs.
"Is that a lot?" Faye asked with a twinkle in her eyes.
"I did all of the currency rates and found that this would be our biggest bounty yet," Jet said. "It's worth about one hundred twenty billion woolongs." They all went crazy, except Jet and Ein, who was a little scared of the big people jumping around. "The only problem is," Jet continued, "that everyone who's tried to catch this guy has never succeeded."
"Well, seems like a good challenge," Spike commented.
"With an even better reward," Faye added.
"If everyone caches him, Ed will get the new computer!" Ed squealed with joy.
Meanwhile. . . In a galaxy far far away. . . (Okay, so maybe it wasn't THAT far away. . .)
"Man! I'm thirsty! Where's the closest bar?" Vash asked no one in particular. Suddenly, he did a face plant into the ground, and his head was throbbing.
"Vash, you know we don't have time for this!" Merryl yelled at him.
"Well, you don't have to hit so hard," Vash said as he stood up and rubbed the back of his head where Merryl had punched him.
"Let's keep going," Merryl said. Millie walked beside Merryl. A short distance behind were the two old friends, Vash and Wolfwood.
"Here's the plan," Vash whispered into Wolfwood's ear. "We're going to keep making footsteps, but we're going to stay here, so we can sneak into the closest saloon, okay?"
"Wait a minute! You're saying you want us to just leave those two out here?" Wolfwood asked.
"In all due time, they'll notice we're not there," Vash answered.
"I'm sorry pal," Wolfwood laughed. "But you'll have to count me out. God would never forgive me if I let them die in the desert like that." After that, they walked in silence.
Meanwhile. . . (again. . .)
The Bebop was moving swiftly through space. It was only a matter of time before the crew got to the planet where this amazing bounty man was. Faye was thinking of all the clothes she could buy, Jet was thinking of the food, along with Ed, Spike was thinking about how great he could make the Swordfish and Bebop with all of that money, and Ein was thinking about the gourmet dog food Ed would give him. (A/N: In the manga he's a data dog. I hope it's the same in the series, which I've only seen #11 and #25.)
"We should be there soon," Jet informed the crew as he looked at the screen in front of him. Spike got up out of the chair he was sitting in.
"I'm going to go and get armed. If no one's caught this guy, we might as well be prepared for the worst," Spike said as he headed toward his little gun room. Faye stayed sitting, reading the latest fashion magazine. Ed was playing with Ein. An hour later, everyone was ready to land. Spike had a ton of weapons, including five shot guns, a rifle, ammunition, and a flamethrower. Faye just had two guns, Jet with three, and Ed was going to stay behind to see if she could track the bounty down on her computer.
"Remember, this guy's name is Vash the stampede. He's supposed to be a humanoid typhoon or something," Jet said to everyone. "He has blonde spikey hair, and he's a complete dork for such an amazing gun man."
"Right, let's go," Spike said as he clicked one of his guns and pretended to aim at the bounty. The door opened. They all stepped out of the ship. Looking around they saw nothing but endless miles of desert. No signs of anything close-by, except one little town off in the distance, and four figures walking towards the town.
"Let's go ask them if they've seen this Vash dude," Jet said.
"Right," replied Faye, beginning to walk in the direction of the four figures.
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That was dumb and short. Oh well, just a little intro, I guess. (Man, it really did suck though. . .) R&R please. Suggestions welcome. Tell me how much it sucked, low flame only please.