Disclaimer: I don't own anyone. I do own pocky wrappers, and some manga and
shonen jump, but no one cares. THAT'S OKAY THOUGH! On with the insanity!
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Faye, Jet, and Spike trudged through the sand, powered by the biggest bounty ever. It would be able to pay for anything Faye wanted, for whatever repairs Spike wanted to make, and for whatever Jet wanted to cook for the crew.
"You should be close by now," Ed's voice rang in all of their earpieces. "They are entering a place called Augusta City. There are. . . erm. . . four of them. Merryl Strife and Millie Thompson from the Bernardaily (A/N: hope I spelt it right) Insurance Company. Vash, and some other guy named Wolfwood. Good luck guys!" Ed's voice crackled off.
"Hear that guys?" Jet said to the rest of the crew. "That's got to be them all right."
"LET'S GO!" Faye yelled, thinking still of everything she could buy.
"Keep your voice down, we don't want them to know that we're here," Spike hissed to Faye.
MEANWHILE. . . (that's getting old)
"Hey, anyone got anything to drink?" Vash whined.
"You should have been more prepared," Merryl said with a flick of her head.
"Give the man a break. He just got a little distracted in that other town by all of the free donuts," Wolfwood said to Merryl in defense of Vash.
"Here you go, Mr. Vash," Millie said as she gave Vash a little of her water.
"Oh thank you, kind lady!" Vash said as he stood up. "TO BE ALIVE AGAIN!" he said as he laughed. (A/N: I think he really did this in one of the episodes!) Some close-by people ushered their kids away, not wanting them to stare at this crazy man.
"Hiya!" a voice rang out from behind them. The four of them turned to face a young woman dressed in yellow short shorts and a yellow cut off top, a thin man dressed a blue striped suit, and another buffer man dressed in some kind of jean outfit.
"Hello young lady!" Vash said, about to pull something off.
"I'm not interested," Faye said.
"No, no, no, nothing like that!" Vash laughed. "I can be your personal body guard!" he said as he put his arm around her.
"Actually, we're um. . ." Spike began.
"Out of fuel," Jet barged in, "and we wanted to know if you could spare us some."
"Well, we have nothing with us, but we can go into the next town and get some for you," Millie volunteered.
"Millie," Merryl whined, with a we-don't-really-have-time-or-the- money-for-this look.
"We would really appreciate it," Faye said to Vash.
"Whatever you say lady!" Vash said, entranced by her beauty. He started to stomp off for the next city. "HELP! A POOR LADY HAS RUN OUT OF GAS! WE NEED SOME!" He yelled to the people in the town.
"Well, actually. . ." Spike said as he and the rest of them fired tranquilizers into the other four. "We're just here for the bounty of Vash, the stampede."
"Dammit, Vash!" Wolfwood said. "Why do you havetobeso uhhhhhhhh. . ." Wolfwood instantly fell asleep just like the others.
"Well, I say we take all four of them," Spike said.
"No, just take the Vash dude," Jet said. "It would be too much to carry two bodies by yourself back to the ship.
"I say we take all of them. We can't just leave them out here!" Faye said.
"Fine," Jet said as he picked up Merryl and Wolfwood and slung them over his shoulders. "You can get the other two, Spike," Jet said.
"What about Faye?!" Spike complained.
"Like she's going to carry anyone?" Jet said.
"That's right," Faye said. "Load up, Spike," she said as she began to walk away.
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I have some bad news, BAD LYRICS! I feel that I should share all of these with you guys so you can compare yaoi fics to these songs and think which one is worse. ^_^
Captain Jack, by Captain Jack: (these are just parts from the song)
Ejo Captain Jack/ bring me back to the railroad track/ give me a gun in my hand, I want to be a shooting man
Ejo Captain Jack bring me back to the railroad track/ give me a bottle in my hand/ I want to be a drunken man
Ejo Captain Jack bring me back to the railroad track/ give me a girl in my hand/ I want to be a fucking man
This is from another song, I don't know what it's called.
Girl: I wanna have some candy!/ Ooooo, bubble gum!/ I love you boys./ I wanna be your bubble gum!
Girl: Come take my hand, come and dance with me, my sweetness will make you see./ I will take you through the night, stay until the morning light. I'm your candy girl! I'm your candy girl.
Guy(who mentally scarred me): Why do you tease me?
Girl: I'm your candy girl.
Guy(AAHHHH NOT AGAIN!): Baby can you please me?
Girl: I'm your candy girl.
Guy(last time): Why do you tease me?
Girl: I'm your candy girl.
Just thought I'd let you know! Review please (fic and songs. Actually, the songs are really good if you ignore that. ^_^)
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Faye, Jet, and Spike trudged through the sand, powered by the biggest bounty ever. It would be able to pay for anything Faye wanted, for whatever repairs Spike wanted to make, and for whatever Jet wanted to cook for the crew.
"You should be close by now," Ed's voice rang in all of their earpieces. "They are entering a place called Augusta City. There are. . . erm. . . four of them. Merryl Strife and Millie Thompson from the Bernardaily (A/N: hope I spelt it right) Insurance Company. Vash, and some other guy named Wolfwood. Good luck guys!" Ed's voice crackled off.
"Hear that guys?" Jet said to the rest of the crew. "That's got to be them all right."
"LET'S GO!" Faye yelled, thinking still of everything she could buy.
"Keep your voice down, we don't want them to know that we're here," Spike hissed to Faye.
MEANWHILE. . . (that's getting old)
"Hey, anyone got anything to drink?" Vash whined.
"You should have been more prepared," Merryl said with a flick of her head.
"Give the man a break. He just got a little distracted in that other town by all of the free donuts," Wolfwood said to Merryl in defense of Vash.
"Here you go, Mr. Vash," Millie said as she gave Vash a little of her water.
"Oh thank you, kind lady!" Vash said as he stood up. "TO BE ALIVE AGAIN!" he said as he laughed. (A/N: I think he really did this in one of the episodes!) Some close-by people ushered their kids away, not wanting them to stare at this crazy man.
"Hiya!" a voice rang out from behind them. The four of them turned to face a young woman dressed in yellow short shorts and a yellow cut off top, a thin man dressed a blue striped suit, and another buffer man dressed in some kind of jean outfit.
"Hello young lady!" Vash said, about to pull something off.
"I'm not interested," Faye said.
"No, no, no, nothing like that!" Vash laughed. "I can be your personal body guard!" he said as he put his arm around her.
"Actually, we're um. . ." Spike began.
"Out of fuel," Jet barged in, "and we wanted to know if you could spare us some."
"Well, we have nothing with us, but we can go into the next town and get some for you," Millie volunteered.
"Millie," Merryl whined, with a we-don't-really-have-time-or-the- money-for-this look.
"We would really appreciate it," Faye said to Vash.
"Whatever you say lady!" Vash said, entranced by her beauty. He started to stomp off for the next city. "HELP! A POOR LADY HAS RUN OUT OF GAS! WE NEED SOME!" He yelled to the people in the town.
"Well, actually. . ." Spike said as he and the rest of them fired tranquilizers into the other four. "We're just here for the bounty of Vash, the stampede."
"Dammit, Vash!" Wolfwood said. "Why do you havetobeso uhhhhhhhh. . ." Wolfwood instantly fell asleep just like the others.
"Well, I say we take all four of them," Spike said.
"No, just take the Vash dude," Jet said. "It would be too much to carry two bodies by yourself back to the ship.
"I say we take all of them. We can't just leave them out here!" Faye said.
"Fine," Jet said as he picked up Merryl and Wolfwood and slung them over his shoulders. "You can get the other two, Spike," Jet said.
"What about Faye?!" Spike complained.
"Like she's going to carry anyone?" Jet said.
"That's right," Faye said. "Load up, Spike," she said as she began to walk away.
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I have some bad news, BAD LYRICS! I feel that I should share all of these with you guys so you can compare yaoi fics to these songs and think which one is worse. ^_^
Captain Jack, by Captain Jack: (these are just parts from the song)
Ejo Captain Jack/ bring me back to the railroad track/ give me a gun in my hand, I want to be a shooting man
Ejo Captain Jack bring me back to the railroad track/ give me a bottle in my hand/ I want to be a drunken man
Ejo Captain Jack bring me back to the railroad track/ give me a girl in my hand/ I want to be a fucking man
This is from another song, I don't know what it's called.
Girl: I wanna have some candy!/ Ooooo, bubble gum!/ I love you boys./ I wanna be your bubble gum!
Girl: Come take my hand, come and dance with me, my sweetness will make you see./ I will take you through the night, stay until the morning light. I'm your candy girl! I'm your candy girl.
Guy(who mentally scarred me): Why do you tease me?
Girl: I'm your candy girl.
Guy(AAHHHH NOT AGAIN!): Baby can you please me?
Girl: I'm your candy girl.
Guy(last time): Why do you tease me?
Girl: I'm your candy girl.
Just thought I'd let you know! Review please (fic and songs. Actually, the songs are really good if you ignore that. ^_^)