These are out take clips from the first Metal Gear Test Screening.

The Opening.set in the jungle

Fox: This is Grey fox Commander can you hear me? BB: No Director: Great . CUT!

While Fox is being chased in the jungle by 7 troops he slips down a creek and comes close to impaling himself on a sharp rock, The guards stand around him and shoot their blanks at him. Fox: Ow Ow OwwwwwIE!!!!!!! Director: Guys those blanks cost money you know.STOP SHOOTING HIM!!! Fox are you ok? FOX? FOX?!? Great are you happy you have killed him!

Grey fox funs out into a clearing draws his sword and begins deflecting bullets but not too many of them. Before too long he begins to dance, he sticks his sword into the ground and starts doing the hustle...

Grey Fox is knocked unconscious and the guards approach him. One guard pulls out his radio, and begins to speak randomly (we edit the sound out later). Guard: you know aliens Exist? Fox: How am I not supposed to laugh Director: Take two!

Guard: Hello Macdonnalds I'd like to order a extra large pizza extra anchovies and with no mushrooms if I see one mushroom I'll get a pepperoni and I'll punch it though your head. Weapons Coordinator: Heeehehehehehhehehehehehhehe, So Extra mushrooms it is then Director: Cut.Hahahahhahahahahahahhaha pepperoni through the head.Take three

Guard: Hey baby, take a walk on the wild side Director shakes his head: It's 12:00am lets get this finished.Take four

Guard kicks fox: We have a ten thirty four in south vianna, sixty two officers down, first reports indicate two lizards are causing the mayhem, do we have an ID, Yes a bunch of local frat boys, I could use some names? I.P.Freely... Director: Great, That'll do I'm going to bed now Ok, Pack it all up.See you all in the morning.we shoot the VR maze scene.

(A/N: Ok I'm A worker for Philantrophy Studios in Aus, and this is a transcript of our blooper Reel.more to come) ^.^