Yes, This is another song! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
As you all know, I don't own Harry Potter and ect…
I don't own the tunes to the songs I wrote these stupid songs by,
I'm just trying to stay sane in Expos, and want to see how many people think it didn't work! :)


This one is called 'Voldie Smells' sing it to Jingle Bells…


Jingle Bells,
Voldie smells,
Ron ate an egg,
Then his car,
Got lost in the woods,
And Wormtail got away!

Oh Jingle Bells,
Snapey yells,
Slytherins are now pink,
Gryffindors snuck
To the forest,
And in quicksand,
They did sink.

A year or two ago,
I'd thought I'd hatch a dragon,
And soon to my delight,
Baby Norbert did arrive.

But he did breath fire,
And my house was made of wood,
And I had to let him go,
Before the white ferret told.

Oh Jingle bells,
Seven hells,
Which Voldie travelled,
That is why,
He's snake-like,
And really hard to kill!

HEY!

Again, flames are welcome!