Wahoo!! You guys actually like the fic!! And so (because apparently this works very well with Sapphy's fics... *waves wildly to Sapphy*), I'm gonna do some shout-outs to the lovely folks that have decided to review my story... in hopes that someday, I'll get as many reviews as Sapphy! *Wink*
Here they are... sorted by who sent me reviews first:
DAKKI: Yes... Blink is a real pervert! Shame on him!! (And shame on Putzie for having the nerve to do it in the movie!) Anyhoo... glad you like the ficcie, babe! Love you lots! Yummy... Jack in leather... *stupid grin*
SAPPHY: *Glomps* My darling!!! Yes, Davey is just ASKIN' to be Eugene... I mean, look at him! LOL Oh. And Sarah's Cha-Cha because she's gotta be the witch! (With a capital "B")... Yes. *Feels loved that I'm only YOUR friend* Must... breathe... *is getting suffocated* Aw m'dear, I love you ta bits 'n' pieces!! =)
BRAIDS: Yes ma'am! "Grease" is just about the greatest movie musical! (Except for "Newsies," of course!) Thankies much for likin' it!! Please send me some more reviews! *hugs*
KAYLEE: *Hangs head in shame* Yeah, I'm an idiot for using the whole script practically... How original, right? Well, I can assure you that it'll get better as the story progresses! I promise! Augh, please don't hurt me!! *hides*
ZIPPY: *Feels incredibly loved* Thank yew!! *Makes a sweeping curtsy in response to Zippy's applause* Sheez, I had NO idea that no one else had done one! I mean, it's so obvious... I would have thought that this idea woulda been taken YEARS ago! But thanks so much for likin' it!
BROWNIE: Heehee... *hint-hint nudge-nudge* Aw, glad you like the ficcie!! I think I adapted it pretty well if I do say so myself! *shines nails on shirt*
CHELSEA: Yay for Denton being Vince! I know I was totally laughing my pants off! Because you can totally see it too! Him flirting with Marty... Ha!!! But he can't come up in the story for awhile yet... *sniffle* But it'll be friggin' great when he does!!
LET: Hey, babe!! Yes, I'm quite proud of the side comments. At least THAT'S original! Heehee! Stagey is SO "virginal." Ha! *Giggles because Canarie's skirt was "violated" by an apple core... Love you bunches, darling!
JULI: Yeah, I know! I was TOTALLY thinkin' of making Crutchy Eugene in the fic... but I was like, "Hmm... no, I LIKE Crutchy. He can't be Eugene!" Heehee! Besides, there's so much to make fun of with Davey... I could never make fun of Crutchy! He's so lovely! =)
*Blushes intensely* You like me... You really, really like me!! Well, hopefully this'll give you goils some motivation to review my stuff! In ANY case... Chapter Two!! Here it is!!
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CHAPTER TWO- LOVE IS NOT A MANY SPLENDORED THING
((A few days later... at the Rydell Pep Rally. DA PINK LADIES are sauntering to the field.))
MAYO: Why are we doin' this again...?
RAVEN: *lighting up a cigarette* You got me.
HOPE: Anyone got a quarter? I wanna get some chow...
SAPPHY: Aw, guys! We're comin' to support Stagey!
RAVEN: *rolls her eyes* Right... sure. She's SUCH a goody two-shoes.
MAYO: *smirks* And a cheerleader, besides. Hey, look... here they come! *imitates boob-shaking as the cheer squad runs out on the field*
((STAGEY is clearly visible, trying her best to keep up with the squad. She's next to CANARIE, who's undertaking the motions with complete passion and excitement. STAGEY kind of falls into a split and looks a little dazed.))
RAVEN: *snickers as she exhales a puff of smoke* Fascinating...
SAPPHY: *frowns* C'mon, girls... be nice, huh? Stagey ain't got it easy! She's new an' everything...
MAYO: I can't believe she hasn't picked up on the fact that her li'l boyfriend is at Rydell.
HOPE: *nods* I mean, c'mon!
RAVEN: *lightbulb* I got an idea... C'mon, girls. *leads them away from the field*
((DA T-BOIDS aren't too far behind, parked on the edge of the field, acting like a bunch of escaped monkeys, as usual. BLINK and MUSH are twirling around in circles, linking arms with RACE-- the epitome of the Three Stooges.))
JACK: *trying to be as James Dean as he can, has a cigarette hanging limply out of his mouth* Guys... *pause* Be cool, all right?
SPOT: *scanning the "territory"* Hey... look over there. *indicates a speeding black car with flames on the side* What's da Delanceys doin' here? Dis ain't their turf!
MUSH: *brandishes water gun, like that's actually going to help anything* Think they wanna rumble?
((OSCAR DELANCEY speeds by just long enough to flick them off and burns rubber.))
JACK: *grunts* Punk!
BLINK: *squints* Yeah, we'll get 'em...
((Cut to STAGEY, who is being bombarded by DA PINK LADIES nearby.))
SAPPHY: *grinning broadly* Stagey!
STAGEY: *brightens* Sapphy! You came to see me!
SAPPHY: *in her cutest-Pink-Lady manner* Aw, well sure we did!
STAGEY: *laughs* Well, I really messed up... *turns to the other LADIES* Oh! Hi, Rave... hi, girls.
HOPE: *smiles* Hello!
RAVEN: *not sounding excited at all* We gotta surprise for ya, Stagey.
STAGEY: *eyes a-twinkling* Really? A surprise? For me?
MAYO: *brightly* Yup! Come on... *guides her to the T-BOIDS' hangout, concealing her from JACK'S view*
SPOT: *nods briefly to RAVEN* Whaddya say, Rave?
RAVEN: *takes some time to look at SPOT, but turns to JACK* 'Ey, Kelly... gotta surprise for ya...
JACK: Oh yeah?
RAVEN: Yeah. *pulls STAGEY in front of him*
JACK: *eyes bug out in disbelief* Stagey!!
STAGEY: Jack?! *big smile*
JACK: Wha-- what're ya doin' here? I thought ya had to go back to Virginia!
STAGEY: *still in disbelief* We had a change of plans!
JACK: Aw, that's great! *turns to the other BOIDS, who are looking at him like he's an idiot* I mean... uh... *tries to be cool again* That's cool, doll-face!
STAGEY: *blinks* "Doll-face"? What's gotten into you, Jack?
JACK: That's my name, don't wear it out! *smirks*
STAGEY: *is hurt* Jack...? What's wrong? Where's the Jack Kelly that I met at the beach?
JACK: Now look 'ere, doll-face, I ain't gotta answer nothin' that I don't wanna! *smirks back at the BOIDS to prove that he's still all manly*
STAGEY: *is now near tears* You're a fake... and a phony! And I wish I never laid eyes on you! *throws down her pom-poms angrily and storms off*
((T-BOIDS all "Oooh" sarcastically and laugh amongst themselves. JACK looks noticeably remorseful. He locks eyes with RAVEN who grins all triumphantly. SAPPHY goes to find STAGEY, because that's what friends do!))
SAPPHY: Stagey... I'm sorry, babe... *pats her on the back*
STAGEY: *sniffles* He was so nice to me! What happened?
SAPPHY: *frowns* Men are lousy! Who needs 'em? *pulls STAGEY around to face her* You know what'd do you some good? I'm gonna have a sleepover at my house tonight... wanna come?
STAGEY: That'd be nice...
SAPPHY: *smiles* Good! Now c'mon... we can drown our sorrows and plot to destroy all mankind!
STAGEY: *can't help but laugh*
((Cut to SAPPHY'S house. DA PINK LADIES are all over there, clad in their PJs and doing their nails and other things... HOPE is imitating the Ipana beaver guy until she's pelted with a stuffed animal.))
MAYO: *to STAGEY* Wanna see some of my boyfriends? *grins, displaying her wallet filled with about thirty guys*
STAGEY: *silently nods* Hmm...
RAVEN: Oh! Hey! *pulls out a brown paper bag, containing some cheap-o wine from the convenience store* Take it down an' pass it around, girls!
HOPE: *grabs the bottle and drinks from it* Mmm! *hands it to MAYO, who drinks some and prepares to give some to SAPPHY*
RAVEN: You forgot Stagey! *smirks at her* C'mon, honey... have a li'l sip!
STAGEY: *reluctantly takes a swig and makes a face*
RAVEN: Sheez, I need a smoke! *digs in her bag and pulls out a few cigarettes, passes them around* Here, Stagey.
STAGEY: Uh... *trying to not give in to such peer pressure* No thanks. I don't smoke.
MAYO: *Snorts a laugh*
SAPPHY: *Pounces next to STAGEY* Hey, Stagey... would you like me to pierce your ears for you?
STAGEY: *Swallows reluctantly* Um... does it hurt?
SAPPHY: Only a little! You can trust me, though. I'm gonna be a beautician someday soon! But uh... we'd better go into the bathroom. My parents wouldn't like blood stains on the rug...
STAGEY: *eyes bug out* What?
SAPPHY: Oh, it only bleeds for a little bit! *drags her into the bathroom*
RAVEN: *rolls eyes* God, that little goody-goody makes me sick! *takes another drag from her cigarette*
SAPPHY: *sticks her head out of the bathroom door* Aw man... she just threw up!
HOPE: *raises eyebrows* Well, that clinches it. You're never touching MY ears.
RAVEN: *rolls her eyes*
((RAVEN proceeds to prance around in one of SAPPHY'S wigs, making a very comical impression of the virginal, conservative, and all-around Mary Sue-ish STAGEY. A few moments later, STAGEY emerges from the bathroom, looking considerably paler. She squints at RAVEN sadly.))
STAGEY: Raven... are you making fun of me?
RAVEN: *whips off the wig* Some people are so touchy!
((Cut to outside of SAPPHY'S house. DA T-BOIDS are driving along the road in search of the girls. They come to a squeaky stop right outside.))
JACK: *wincing* Do we gotta do this?
SPOT: *snickers* Ah, sure! We like watchin' you suffer!
RACE: 'Ey, Blink! Go call 'er!
BLINK: *strikes Shakespearean pose* Oh, Stagey! Wherefore art thou Stagey!!
JACK: *pulls him down* Keep it up an' I'll tell Hope you wanna ask her out!
BLINK: *shuts up*
RACE: *standing on tiptoe from the back seat* Ya see 'em in there? *grins* Wonder if Mayo's in her PJs...
MUSH: Oooh... *tries to get a better look as well* Sapphy!! Hey Sapphy!!!
SAPPHY: *appears in the window* Oh, sweet Jesus!! What're you doing here?
MUSH: I missed you?
SAPPHY: Nice try! You guys aren't gonna come up here, are you?
RACE: *grins, to the others* Say, that ain't a bad idea...
SAPPHY: Aw man!! *turns frantically to the LADIES* They can't come up here! My folks'll flip!!
MAYO: *stands behind SAPPHY, waves to RACE* Race!! Yoo hoo!!
RACE: YES!! SHE'S IN A LACE NIGHTIE!! Thank you, God!!
MAYO: EEK! *covers up immediately*
BLINK: *upon seeing HOPE in her sweatpants* Mmm... sweats. Kinda sexy...
HOPE: Ohhh my God. *hides face behind a magazine*
SPOT: *calling up* Where's Stagey at? Jack wants ta talk to 'er!!
STAGEY: *turning a deep shade of red, shakes head fervently at DA LADIES*
SAPPHY: *trying to save STAGEY'S ass* She ain't here!!
JACK: *a little hurt* She ain't?...
RAVEN: *who is, by now, growing disgusted with all of this squealy-girl mess* All right... shove over!
SAPPHY: What the...? *shuffles out of the way* What's she gonna do, shimmy down the drainpipe?
RAVEN: *hops on the lawn*
MUSH: Sheez, Rave! We didn't want YOU!
SPOT: *eyes flashing angrily* Shut up, Mush!
RAVEN: *grins flirtatiously at SPOT* What's up, Spot?
SPOT: One guess. *raises eyebrows suggestively*
BLINK: *eyes wide* Holy crap... that's it! All dis sexual innuendo is too much for me! C'mon, fellas, let's go get a slice of pizza! *leaves with RACE and MUSH*
RAVEN: What about you, Jack?
JACK: *glares at her* You got somethin' to do with all this Stagey business, don't you?
RAVEN: *crosses arms* So what if I did?
JACK: *is disgusted* That's it. I'm outta here. *runs after DA T-BOIDS*
SPOT: An' good riddance. *smirks to RAVEN* Your chariot, m'lady...
RAVEN: *grins triumphantly and hops in the car with SPOT and they burn rubber down the road*
((Cut to Lovers' Lane. There are couples making out and screwing each other senseless... and SPOT and RAVEN are no different.))
SPOT: *pulls away from makeout session, reaches for his "protection"* Ohhh man... *fumbles around for it*
RAVEN: *blinks* What? You lost it?
SPOT: Yeah... *slumps against the side of the car angrily*
((A pause.))
RAVEN: What the hell. *tackles SPOT*
((Suddenly, a jolt sends the clunker shaking. It's OSCAR DELANCEY and his main squeeze SARAH JACOBS. The fender from SPOT'S car falls to the ground.))
SPOT: *angrily* You're gonna pay for that!!
OSCAR: *smirking* Oh sure, pal... I'll give ya seventy-five cents for the whole car... INCLUDING your chick!
RAVEN: *is disgusted*
OSCAR: *throws his arm around SARAH and speeds away*
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Yes, love is NOT a many splendored thing... no matter WHO you are! *frown*
Well, you know what to do! Send me a review, babies!! Thanks much!
Comin' up next chappie: Stagey gets a new man, Spot and Rave face some issues, and Sapphy gets some guidance from a certain fan-spinning angel... plus much, much more!! =)
Here they are... sorted by who sent me reviews first:
DAKKI: Yes... Blink is a real pervert! Shame on him!! (And shame on Putzie for having the nerve to do it in the movie!) Anyhoo... glad you like the ficcie, babe! Love you lots! Yummy... Jack in leather... *stupid grin*
SAPPHY: *Glomps* My darling!!! Yes, Davey is just ASKIN' to be Eugene... I mean, look at him! LOL Oh. And Sarah's Cha-Cha because she's gotta be the witch! (With a capital "B")... Yes. *Feels loved that I'm only YOUR friend* Must... breathe... *is getting suffocated* Aw m'dear, I love you ta bits 'n' pieces!! =)
BRAIDS: Yes ma'am! "Grease" is just about the greatest movie musical! (Except for "Newsies," of course!) Thankies much for likin' it!! Please send me some more reviews! *hugs*
KAYLEE: *Hangs head in shame* Yeah, I'm an idiot for using the whole script practically... How original, right? Well, I can assure you that it'll get better as the story progresses! I promise! Augh, please don't hurt me!! *hides*
ZIPPY: *Feels incredibly loved* Thank yew!! *Makes a sweeping curtsy in response to Zippy's applause* Sheez, I had NO idea that no one else had done one! I mean, it's so obvious... I would have thought that this idea woulda been taken YEARS ago! But thanks so much for likin' it!
BROWNIE: Heehee... *hint-hint nudge-nudge* Aw, glad you like the ficcie!! I think I adapted it pretty well if I do say so myself! *shines nails on shirt*
CHELSEA: Yay for Denton being Vince! I know I was totally laughing my pants off! Because you can totally see it too! Him flirting with Marty... Ha!!! But he can't come up in the story for awhile yet... *sniffle* But it'll be friggin' great when he does!!
LET: Hey, babe!! Yes, I'm quite proud of the side comments. At least THAT'S original! Heehee! Stagey is SO "virginal." Ha! *Giggles because Canarie's skirt was "violated" by an apple core... Love you bunches, darling!
JULI: Yeah, I know! I was TOTALLY thinkin' of making Crutchy Eugene in the fic... but I was like, "Hmm... no, I LIKE Crutchy. He can't be Eugene!" Heehee! Besides, there's so much to make fun of with Davey... I could never make fun of Crutchy! He's so lovely! =)
*Blushes intensely* You like me... You really, really like me!! Well, hopefully this'll give you goils some motivation to review my stuff! In ANY case... Chapter Two!! Here it is!!
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CHAPTER TWO- LOVE IS NOT A MANY SPLENDORED THING
((A few days later... at the Rydell Pep Rally. DA PINK LADIES are sauntering to the field.))
MAYO: Why are we doin' this again...?
RAVEN: *lighting up a cigarette* You got me.
HOPE: Anyone got a quarter? I wanna get some chow...
SAPPHY: Aw, guys! We're comin' to support Stagey!
RAVEN: *rolls her eyes* Right... sure. She's SUCH a goody two-shoes.
MAYO: *smirks* And a cheerleader, besides. Hey, look... here they come! *imitates boob-shaking as the cheer squad runs out on the field*
((STAGEY is clearly visible, trying her best to keep up with the squad. She's next to CANARIE, who's undertaking the motions with complete passion and excitement. STAGEY kind of falls into a split and looks a little dazed.))
RAVEN: *snickers as she exhales a puff of smoke* Fascinating...
SAPPHY: *frowns* C'mon, girls... be nice, huh? Stagey ain't got it easy! She's new an' everything...
MAYO: I can't believe she hasn't picked up on the fact that her li'l boyfriend is at Rydell.
HOPE: *nods* I mean, c'mon!
RAVEN: *lightbulb* I got an idea... C'mon, girls. *leads them away from the field*
((DA T-BOIDS aren't too far behind, parked on the edge of the field, acting like a bunch of escaped monkeys, as usual. BLINK and MUSH are twirling around in circles, linking arms with RACE-- the epitome of the Three Stooges.))
JACK: *trying to be as James Dean as he can, has a cigarette hanging limply out of his mouth* Guys... *pause* Be cool, all right?
SPOT: *scanning the "territory"* Hey... look over there. *indicates a speeding black car with flames on the side* What's da Delanceys doin' here? Dis ain't their turf!
MUSH: *brandishes water gun, like that's actually going to help anything* Think they wanna rumble?
((OSCAR DELANCEY speeds by just long enough to flick them off and burns rubber.))
JACK: *grunts* Punk!
BLINK: *squints* Yeah, we'll get 'em...
((Cut to STAGEY, who is being bombarded by DA PINK LADIES nearby.))
SAPPHY: *grinning broadly* Stagey!
STAGEY: *brightens* Sapphy! You came to see me!
SAPPHY: *in her cutest-Pink-Lady manner* Aw, well sure we did!
STAGEY: *laughs* Well, I really messed up... *turns to the other LADIES* Oh! Hi, Rave... hi, girls.
HOPE: *smiles* Hello!
RAVEN: *not sounding excited at all* We gotta surprise for ya, Stagey.
STAGEY: *eyes a-twinkling* Really? A surprise? For me?
MAYO: *brightly* Yup! Come on... *guides her to the T-BOIDS' hangout, concealing her from JACK'S view*
SPOT: *nods briefly to RAVEN* Whaddya say, Rave?
RAVEN: *takes some time to look at SPOT, but turns to JACK* 'Ey, Kelly... gotta surprise for ya...
JACK: Oh yeah?
RAVEN: Yeah. *pulls STAGEY in front of him*
JACK: *eyes bug out in disbelief* Stagey!!
STAGEY: Jack?! *big smile*
JACK: Wha-- what're ya doin' here? I thought ya had to go back to Virginia!
STAGEY: *still in disbelief* We had a change of plans!
JACK: Aw, that's great! *turns to the other BOIDS, who are looking at him like he's an idiot* I mean... uh... *tries to be cool again* That's cool, doll-face!
STAGEY: *blinks* "Doll-face"? What's gotten into you, Jack?
JACK: That's my name, don't wear it out! *smirks*
STAGEY: *is hurt* Jack...? What's wrong? Where's the Jack Kelly that I met at the beach?
JACK: Now look 'ere, doll-face, I ain't gotta answer nothin' that I don't wanna! *smirks back at the BOIDS to prove that he's still all manly*
STAGEY: *is now near tears* You're a fake... and a phony! And I wish I never laid eyes on you! *throws down her pom-poms angrily and storms off*
((T-BOIDS all "Oooh" sarcastically and laugh amongst themselves. JACK looks noticeably remorseful. He locks eyes with RAVEN who grins all triumphantly. SAPPHY goes to find STAGEY, because that's what friends do!))
SAPPHY: Stagey... I'm sorry, babe... *pats her on the back*
STAGEY: *sniffles* He was so nice to me! What happened?
SAPPHY: *frowns* Men are lousy! Who needs 'em? *pulls STAGEY around to face her* You know what'd do you some good? I'm gonna have a sleepover at my house tonight... wanna come?
STAGEY: That'd be nice...
SAPPHY: *smiles* Good! Now c'mon... we can drown our sorrows and plot to destroy all mankind!
STAGEY: *can't help but laugh*
((Cut to SAPPHY'S house. DA PINK LADIES are all over there, clad in their PJs and doing their nails and other things... HOPE is imitating the Ipana beaver guy until she's pelted with a stuffed animal.))
MAYO: *to STAGEY* Wanna see some of my boyfriends? *grins, displaying her wallet filled with about thirty guys*
STAGEY: *silently nods* Hmm...
RAVEN: Oh! Hey! *pulls out a brown paper bag, containing some cheap-o wine from the convenience store* Take it down an' pass it around, girls!
HOPE: *grabs the bottle and drinks from it* Mmm! *hands it to MAYO, who drinks some and prepares to give some to SAPPHY*
RAVEN: You forgot Stagey! *smirks at her* C'mon, honey... have a li'l sip!
STAGEY: *reluctantly takes a swig and makes a face*
RAVEN: Sheez, I need a smoke! *digs in her bag and pulls out a few cigarettes, passes them around* Here, Stagey.
STAGEY: Uh... *trying to not give in to such peer pressure* No thanks. I don't smoke.
MAYO: *Snorts a laugh*
SAPPHY: *Pounces next to STAGEY* Hey, Stagey... would you like me to pierce your ears for you?
STAGEY: *Swallows reluctantly* Um... does it hurt?
SAPPHY: Only a little! You can trust me, though. I'm gonna be a beautician someday soon! But uh... we'd better go into the bathroom. My parents wouldn't like blood stains on the rug...
STAGEY: *eyes bug out* What?
SAPPHY: Oh, it only bleeds for a little bit! *drags her into the bathroom*
RAVEN: *rolls eyes* God, that little goody-goody makes me sick! *takes another drag from her cigarette*
SAPPHY: *sticks her head out of the bathroom door* Aw man... she just threw up!
HOPE: *raises eyebrows* Well, that clinches it. You're never touching MY ears.
RAVEN: *rolls her eyes*
((RAVEN proceeds to prance around in one of SAPPHY'S wigs, making a very comical impression of the virginal, conservative, and all-around Mary Sue-ish STAGEY. A few moments later, STAGEY emerges from the bathroom, looking considerably paler. She squints at RAVEN sadly.))
STAGEY: Raven... are you making fun of me?
RAVEN: *whips off the wig* Some people are so touchy!
((Cut to outside of SAPPHY'S house. DA T-BOIDS are driving along the road in search of the girls. They come to a squeaky stop right outside.))
JACK: *wincing* Do we gotta do this?
SPOT: *snickers* Ah, sure! We like watchin' you suffer!
RACE: 'Ey, Blink! Go call 'er!
BLINK: *strikes Shakespearean pose* Oh, Stagey! Wherefore art thou Stagey!!
JACK: *pulls him down* Keep it up an' I'll tell Hope you wanna ask her out!
BLINK: *shuts up*
RACE: *standing on tiptoe from the back seat* Ya see 'em in there? *grins* Wonder if Mayo's in her PJs...
MUSH: Oooh... *tries to get a better look as well* Sapphy!! Hey Sapphy!!!
SAPPHY: *appears in the window* Oh, sweet Jesus!! What're you doing here?
MUSH: I missed you?
SAPPHY: Nice try! You guys aren't gonna come up here, are you?
RACE: *grins, to the others* Say, that ain't a bad idea...
SAPPHY: Aw man!! *turns frantically to the LADIES* They can't come up here! My folks'll flip!!
MAYO: *stands behind SAPPHY, waves to RACE* Race!! Yoo hoo!!
RACE: YES!! SHE'S IN A LACE NIGHTIE!! Thank you, God!!
MAYO: EEK! *covers up immediately*
BLINK: *upon seeing HOPE in her sweatpants* Mmm... sweats. Kinda sexy...
HOPE: Ohhh my God. *hides face behind a magazine*
SPOT: *calling up* Where's Stagey at? Jack wants ta talk to 'er!!
STAGEY: *turning a deep shade of red, shakes head fervently at DA LADIES*
SAPPHY: *trying to save STAGEY'S ass* She ain't here!!
JACK: *a little hurt* She ain't?...
RAVEN: *who is, by now, growing disgusted with all of this squealy-girl mess* All right... shove over!
SAPPHY: What the...? *shuffles out of the way* What's she gonna do, shimmy down the drainpipe?
RAVEN: *hops on the lawn*
MUSH: Sheez, Rave! We didn't want YOU!
SPOT: *eyes flashing angrily* Shut up, Mush!
RAVEN: *grins flirtatiously at SPOT* What's up, Spot?
SPOT: One guess. *raises eyebrows suggestively*
BLINK: *eyes wide* Holy crap... that's it! All dis sexual innuendo is too much for me! C'mon, fellas, let's go get a slice of pizza! *leaves with RACE and MUSH*
RAVEN: What about you, Jack?
JACK: *glares at her* You got somethin' to do with all this Stagey business, don't you?
RAVEN: *crosses arms* So what if I did?
JACK: *is disgusted* That's it. I'm outta here. *runs after DA T-BOIDS*
SPOT: An' good riddance. *smirks to RAVEN* Your chariot, m'lady...
RAVEN: *grins triumphantly and hops in the car with SPOT and they burn rubber down the road*
((Cut to Lovers' Lane. There are couples making out and screwing each other senseless... and SPOT and RAVEN are no different.))
SPOT: *pulls away from makeout session, reaches for his "protection"* Ohhh man... *fumbles around for it*
RAVEN: *blinks* What? You lost it?
SPOT: Yeah... *slumps against the side of the car angrily*
((A pause.))
RAVEN: What the hell. *tackles SPOT*
((Suddenly, a jolt sends the clunker shaking. It's OSCAR DELANCEY and his main squeeze SARAH JACOBS. The fender from SPOT'S car falls to the ground.))
SPOT: *angrily* You're gonna pay for that!!
OSCAR: *smirking* Oh sure, pal... I'll give ya seventy-five cents for the whole car... INCLUDING your chick!
RAVEN: *is disgusted*
OSCAR: *throws his arm around SARAH and speeds away*
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Yes, love is NOT a many splendored thing... no matter WHO you are! *frown*
Well, you know what to do! Send me a review, babies!! Thanks much!
Comin' up next chappie: Stagey gets a new man, Spot and Rave face some issues, and Sapphy gets some guidance from a certain fan-spinning angel... plus much, much more!! =)