Some time later… about 2.5 seconds, the Scimitar arrives at the Starfleet Academy. They start scanning for life forms…
Unnamed extra on bridge: Praetor, we located Dr. Crusher.
Shinzon: …and Seven of Nine?
Unnamed extra on bridge: I am sorry Praetor, nothing…
Shinzon: …Troi?
Unnamed extra on bridge: Nothing sire…
Shinzon: ah, well… can't have everything…
Unnamed extra on bridge: Sire, we do have B'Elanna Torres…
Shinzon: nah! Klingons too rough… I'm feeling a bit delicate today… I don't think I could take that much head grabbing by VR… ok lets get it over with… the less time I spend with that woman the better… activate transporter!
(Beverly, standing on the transporter platform looks at Shinzon with surprise and shock)
Beverly: Why did you bring me here?
Shinzon: I was lonely…
Beverly: oooooh, really????
Shinzon: oh, please… you worse than Picard… can't you tell sarcasm when you see it?
Beverly: aw….
Shinzon: I have a problem I want you to help me with it…
Beverly: (quickly building up her hopes again and formulating a cunning plan) Well, is going to cost you… (smiling with anticipation)
Shinzon: (looking rather fed up) Ok, lets play the game… what do you want? (and to himself) … as if I need to ask…
Beverly: For starters, how about a kiss? Come on, bring those juicy, delicious lips to Bev… (at the same time she closes her eyes and puckers up her lips)
Shinzon signals his Vice-Roy, who moves close to Beverly and starts kissing her, Beverly believing he is Shinzon, puts her arms around his neck and her hands look for the beautifully smooth head of Shinzon. Realising that is not she opens her eyes to see the face of the Vice-Roy.
Beverly: arrrgggg!!!! (spit, spit, spit) you sick bastard… you need f*$@#*k help… your deranged son of a bi@#h…
Shinzon: (falling on his knees laughing) oh please stop… I can't laugh with this costume on… oh no more… oh that was so funny… (wipes tears)… oh I got a pain… (laughs some more)
Beverly starts to calm down a bit and Shinzon laughter dies down
Shinzon: ok (still wiping tears), now that we all had fun… lets get to important matters… Beverly, it's very simple… you help me save a man life and I don't kill Picard… got it?
Beverly: You can't kill Picard… you need his blood to survive… oops! I've said too much, sh#t…
Shinzon: Ssso… I need Picard's blood do I? Come on, tell me the whole story…
Beverly: No!
Shinzon: Do you want VR to kiss you again, umm? And perhaps show you the Reman ways? Or would you like to try his staff?
Beverly: ok, ok, I'll tell you.
Shinzon: ah, good girl…
Beverly: There's a bla, bla, bla….. and you need all of Picard's blood
Shinzon: Can it be synthesized?
Beverly: No!
Shinzon: Are you sure?
Beverly: Well… there maybe a way… but if you…
Shinzon: Don't even think it (interrupts quickly Shinzon)
Beverly: aw… ok… gees, no need to get all worked up about it… (mutters to self) Troi's little puppy…
Shinzon: Waiting… don't have all day… universe to conquer…
Beverly: If you take a sample of each of the Captains (Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Janeway) you can then formulate a plasma that you can inject and will cure you. (ok, ok, guys, I know, I know …lame… but work with me here…)
Shinzon: Ok, then… so all I have to do is to get the four captains and take a sample of their blood (oh, this is killing me here… no, really, oh, man… I'm dying here…)… and synthesize a plasma.
Beverly: Yes!
Shinzon: Very well, now the little matter of your patient
Crichton is brought in. Beverly kneels down beside him and scans his body.
Beverly: This man is suffering from concussion. What did you do to him, Shinzon?
Shinzon: VR got a little bit too excited with his staff…
Beverly: I need to get him to sick bay… run some tests…
Shinzon: But you just said all he's got is concussion!
Beverly: Well… I just want to be sure… you never know with these cases… there can be complications…
Shinzon: Beverly, stop trying to be cleverer than me… and to have more lines… and just tell me what to do…
Beverly: Put some ice on his head and let him rest… oh yeah, and he probably will throw up… (Crichton heaves all over the floor)… there, told you…
Shinzon: Ok, send her back…
Beverly: Wait, wait…
(Shinzon waves the unnamed extra controlling the transporter to stop)
Beverly: Just a little one, pleeeeeeeeease…
Shinzon: VR….
Beverly: Ok, ok I'm going… villains, go figure!