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Haldir Bashing. Flames are welcome
April 21, 2980
Would have written but lost my diary. I saw Aragorn at Cerin Amroth. He was clean and looked really rugged and manly in forest green. Hot pink must not be popular anymore. What a shame.Anyways, Aragorn and I had a picnic and brought some Elvish wine. Later, half drunk, I gave my immortality to him. Hope daddy and everyone doesn't get mad at him and give him long speeches in movies about letting me go to Valinor. Grandmother keeps yelling bad words in my head and turning green.
April 30, 2980
Grandmother gave me a pretty ring that lets me talk to people in their head. Haldir now thinks he's hearing voices in his head. Stupid Elf.
May 3, 2980
Haldir found out it was me and yelled at me. I ignored him. He is not worth an Elven Princess's ethereal wrath. He stepped on my foot so I stepped on his foot with the dominatrix inspired stiletto heel of my shoe. I think it went through his foot.
May 4, 2980
Went back to Rivendell. I have just now noticed Daddy's eyebrows are very intimidating, especially when he's angry. Elladan spilled red wine all over the King from Rohan's white suit. I think his name was Theoden.Daddy looked like he wanted to murder my poor brother right then but he just gave him his "my-eyebrows-are-coming-together-which-makes-my-forehead-look-big-when- it-already-is-and-I'm-going-to-look-evil-for-a-few-sconds-and-then-after- they-leave-I'll-have-a-talk-to-you-in-my-study-where-I'll-kill-you-but-let- you-have-a-5-second-headstart-but-it-won't-matter-anyway-because-all-the- doors-will-be-locked-and-you'll-die-a-slow-painful-death" look. I must remember to shorten that title.
May 5, 2980
Spiked Daddy's drink again and got him to let me have a party with male "entertainers". I must send out invitations. I think the "entertainers" should be Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, (Ryelle and Elliana have crushes on them) Legolas, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Haldir. This is going to be interesting, but how to get them to agree? Hehe..The wheels in my head are already turning. A strange old man has ridden up. I wonder who it is.
A/N: She is truly evil, ne? What shall dear Arwen do to our favorite guys? I was thinking about writing Elrond's Journal or A story about Arwen kinda covering the events in the diary better. What do you think?
TBC
Haldir Bashing. Flames are welcome
April 21, 2980
Would have written but lost my diary. I saw Aragorn at Cerin Amroth. He was clean and looked really rugged and manly in forest green. Hot pink must not be popular anymore. What a shame.Anyways, Aragorn and I had a picnic and brought some Elvish wine. Later, half drunk, I gave my immortality to him. Hope daddy and everyone doesn't get mad at him and give him long speeches in movies about letting me go to Valinor. Grandmother keeps yelling bad words in my head and turning green.
April 30, 2980
Grandmother gave me a pretty ring that lets me talk to people in their head. Haldir now thinks he's hearing voices in his head. Stupid Elf.
May 3, 2980
Haldir found out it was me and yelled at me. I ignored him. He is not worth an Elven Princess's ethereal wrath. He stepped on my foot so I stepped on his foot with the dominatrix inspired stiletto heel of my shoe. I think it went through his foot.
May 4, 2980
Went back to Rivendell. I have just now noticed Daddy's eyebrows are very intimidating, especially when he's angry. Elladan spilled red wine all over the King from Rohan's white suit. I think his name was Theoden.Daddy looked like he wanted to murder my poor brother right then but he just gave him his "my-eyebrows-are-coming-together-which-makes-my-forehead-look-big-when- it-already-is-and-I'm-going-to-look-evil-for-a-few-sconds-and-then-after- they-leave-I'll-have-a-talk-to-you-in-my-study-where-I'll-kill-you-but-let- you-have-a-5-second-headstart-but-it-won't-matter-anyway-because-all-the- doors-will-be-locked-and-you'll-die-a-slow-painful-death" look. I must remember to shorten that title.
May 5, 2980
Spiked Daddy's drink again and got him to let me have a party with male "entertainers". I must send out invitations. I think the "entertainers" should be Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, (Ryelle and Elliana have crushes on them) Legolas, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Haldir. This is going to be interesting, but how to get them to agree? Hehe..The wheels in my head are already turning. A strange old man has ridden up. I wonder who it is.
A/N: She is truly evil, ne? What shall dear Arwen do to our favorite guys? I was thinking about writing Elrond's Journal or A story about Arwen kinda covering the events in the diary better. What do you think?
TBC