Pure Nonsense- Chapter One - Applesauce!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the characters or Taco Bell or Burger King or McDonalds... blah blah blah all that bullcrap..
(ps: this is written entirely in script form)
Kagome: Oh my god! A demon! We're all gonna die! Inuyasha: Shut up you pathetic bitch! Kagome: But Inuyasha! It's big, ugly, scary----- Inuyasha: Ok Ok! Just shut the fuck up! Sesshomereau: Inuyasha, you stupid half-blood! I will kill you! Miroku: Ring ring! Hello, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message after the beep! Beep! Sango: Shut up! Miroku: Leave a message after the beep! Sango: Ok, fine! This is Sango saying SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PERVERTED MONK! Miroku: Is that all you have to say? Shippo: Come play with me! Miroku: I wasn't talking to you! Shippo: Are you sure? Miroku: I don't know. Is it Wednesday? Kagome: Why? Shippo: 'Cause Wednesday is Applesauce Day! Inuyasha: No you idiot! Applesauce Day is on Thursday! Miroku: No, Inuyasha. For it is you that is the idiot, Applesauce Day is on Sunday. Shippo: Wednesday! Inuyasha: Thursday! Miroku: Sunday! Shippo: WEDNESDAY! Inuyasha: THURSDAY! Miroku: SUNDA--------- Sesshomereau: YOU ARE ALL WRONG! APPLESAUCE DAY IS ON TUESDAY AND YOU KNOW IT!
(long pause..akward silence..crickets chirping) Miroku: Let's go to Burger King! Shippo: No! McDonalds! Miroku: Burger King! Shippo: McDonalds! Sesshomereau: We're ggoing to Taco Bell and that's final now get in the car and shut up! ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________Ok I know its kinda boring but the next one will be funnier. After all it is the car ride .... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Chibi Hiei: Yes, the car ride.... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-(coughs). Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the characters or Taco Bell or Burger King or McDonalds... blah blah blah all that bullcrap..
(ps: this is written entirely in script form)
Kagome: Oh my god! A demon! We're all gonna die! Inuyasha: Shut up you pathetic bitch! Kagome: But Inuyasha! It's big, ugly, scary----- Inuyasha: Ok Ok! Just shut the fuck up! Sesshomereau: Inuyasha, you stupid half-blood! I will kill you! Miroku: Ring ring! Hello, I'm not home right now! Please leave a message after the beep! Beep! Sango: Shut up! Miroku: Leave a message after the beep! Sango: Ok, fine! This is Sango saying SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PERVERTED MONK! Miroku: Is that all you have to say? Shippo: Come play with me! Miroku: I wasn't talking to you! Shippo: Are you sure? Miroku: I don't know. Is it Wednesday? Kagome: Why? Shippo: 'Cause Wednesday is Applesauce Day! Inuyasha: No you idiot! Applesauce Day is on Thursday! Miroku: No, Inuyasha. For it is you that is the idiot, Applesauce Day is on Sunday. Shippo: Wednesday! Inuyasha: Thursday! Miroku: Sunday! Shippo: WEDNESDAY! Inuyasha: THURSDAY! Miroku: SUNDA--------- Sesshomereau: YOU ARE ALL WRONG! APPLESAUCE DAY IS ON TUESDAY AND YOU KNOW IT!
(long pause..akward silence..crickets chirping) Miroku: Let's go to Burger King! Shippo: No! McDonalds! Miroku: Burger King! Shippo: McDonalds! Sesshomereau: We're ggoing to Taco Bell and that's final now get in the car and shut up! ____________________________________________________________________________ __________________________________Ok I know its kinda boring but the next one will be funnier. After all it is the car ride .... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Chibi Hiei: Yes, the car ride.... Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-(coughs). Please Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!