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X-Ray closed the door, when he heard a muffled car engine, a few miles away. He walked over to the other guys.
"Man...someone's got a loud car..."Squid commented.
"Yeah...wait...uh oh.."X-ray paused. "I know who that is."
The loud, fast, jerky engine got louder and louder, accelerating. Kristy walked into the room where the guys were and noticed them quietly listening to the engine.
"Honey....whats wrong?"
"He's coming.."X-Ray stared out the window.
"Who is?"Kristy looked at him questionably.
Armpit, Squid, and X-Ray all looked at eachother...and their eyes widened.
"TWITCH!"They all said in unison.
A car outside sped down the street past the house. A sigh of relief came from the boys.
"Phew...maybe its not Twitch..."Armpit sighed. Then they heard a loud engine, rev and a car drive back down the rode in reverse, and park right in front of X-Rays house. Smoke came from the rubbered tires.
"Who's Twitch?"Barfbag questioned.
"Your about to find out,"X-Ray said as he walked over to the door and opened it up. An over twitchy, Twitch walked up to the door. He was having continuos spasms, as his wife walked behind him, her dark curly hair wind blown, and eyes wide. After her, their daughter Bethany was jumping up and down excitedly.
"Im driving home.."Alice glanced at her Twitchy husband.
"Woohoo! Daddy that was fun! Lets do it again!"Bethany screamed.
"Calm down.."Alice glared and began fixing her hair.
"Welcome...Twitch, nice to see ya haven't changed,"X-Ray said as Twitch and his family walked in.
"Oh..yea..yeah, uhhh this is my family.."Twitch slowly began to stop twitching.
"Im his wife, Alice, and thats our daughter Bethany,"
Bethany was jumping up and down, over and over again. X-Ray closed the door.
"Hey, whats up Twitch,"Armpit shook his hand.
"So..your Twitch.."Barfbag stared at him.
"Yeah...who are you?"
"Oh yeah! Twitch meet Barfbag...Barfbag, Twitch,"X-Ray introduced them. They shook hands. Kristy and Alice whispered to eachother and started laughing.
"What are you laughing about?"X-Ray looked at his wife and Twitch's.
"Oh...hehe..nothing honey, its just that your nicknames are so funny.."Kristy laughed.
"Yeah, crazy..ya musta had a lot of time on yer hands,"Alice giggled.
"Uhhh...yeah.."X-Ray sighed. "Kristy ya better go check on the turkey!"
"Oh, yeah,"She walked out of the room, with Alice following.
"How you been doing Twitch?"Squid asked.
"My lifes great, I became a Nascar racer up in Plano, Texas,"
"Wow...woulda never guessed..."Squid laughed.
"Whats that suppose to mean!?"
"Nothing...nothing at all,"
"Sure...like what'd you become, some kind of Marine Biologist!?"Twitch asked.
"Actually yeah,"Squid answered.
"Well...I coulda seen that coming.."
"Why?"
"Oh..hmmm...I don't know, let me think...SQUID!"
"Why ya have a problem with Squids?"
"Ya actually I do...theres one standing right in front of me!"
"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T TWITCH!"Squid began fake twitching. "Guess who I am! Guess who I am!"Squid continued.
"Yeah well, I can be you too!"Twitch yelled.
"Yeah...how?"
"HEY LOOK IM SQUID! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT!"
"Guys...I think ya should chill,"X-Ray tried to calm the moment.
"Stay out of this..."Squid said through clenched teeth.
"Dude, this is my house,"
"So.."
"Like he'd listen anyways...he's got a listening disorder.."Twitch laughed. Squid jerked his head to face Twitch. His eyes full of anger he lunged forward at Twitch, and they both brawled.
"Come on...guys quit!"Armpit yelled. Then one by one all the wives ran into the room to see this immature scene.
"What the heck! Rex! Break 'em up!"Kristy screamed.
"I already tried.."
As Twitch and Squid continued to fight and the other guys and wives tried to break them up, they didn't notice that Zigzag had arrived.
"Now..boys..I want you to set a good example.."Zigzag lectured his sons, as he reached towards the door knob and slowly opened it. His eyes widened as he saw the fight and he quickly slammed it shut and looked back at his wife and kids.
"Uhhhh...maybe we shouldn't go in there just yet.."
"Ricky, whats going on?"Danielle asked.
"Uhhh..my friends are a little immature.."
"How so?"She asked.
"Never mind...I'll ring the doorbell first.."Zigzag rang the doorbell. The noise inside all of a sudden stopped, footsteps were heard coming towards the door.
"Hiiiii, welcome Zigzag! Come on into my home.."X-Ray smiled.
"Im afraid to..."
"No..no..don't be my paranoid friend,"X-Ray yanked Zigzag in. Squid and Twitch were fixing their clothes, as if nothing happened.
"Haha! That was a funny fight daddy!"Skyler giggled. "Let me try!"Skyler jumped on Kyle.
"AHHH!! MOM! GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF!"Kyle yelled.
"SKY GET OFF YOUR BROTHER!"
"But mommy, Im being stupid like daddy!"She began violently choking Kyle while shaking him back and forth. Hannah began walking towards her kids, but not soon enough Kyle had punched Skyler in the face hard, she flew.
"KYLE! YOUR GETTING A TIME OUT!"
"What? She started it!"Kyle looked over at his now crying sister. "I wanna kill her.."
"KYLE!"Hannah picked up Skyler and grabbed Kyles hand roughly.
"Hmph...funny how your kids turned out, Squid.."Zigzag laughed. Squid quickly turned his head and looked at him.
"What..."Squid said in a low tone.
"Squid..out!"X-Ray ordered.
Squid began mumbling, under his breath. Hannah walked over to him with her two kids and grabbed his arms.
"Now...Alan remember your Anger Management classes.."
"No one was suppose to know about that!"Squid clenched his teeth.
"Come on,"They walked out of the room.
"Ok...anyways.."Zigzag looked at X-Ray. "This is my wife, Danielle, and my sons Danny and Mark.."
Danny looked at X-Ray, "Got lighter-fluid?"
"What?"X-Ray looked at him funny.
"X...ignore him..DANNY SHUT UP!"
"Go play with the other kids.."Danielle mentioned.
"Ok.."Danny smiled and began to walk away.
"Wait one minute,"
Danny froze.
"Lighter.."Zigzag held out his hand, Danny slowly reached into his pocket and pulled it out.
"There ya happy!?"
"As soon as I have those matches as well.."Zigzag held out his hand again.
"DARNIT!!!"Danny jumped up and down. "Here..."He shoved the matches in his hand, and walked away.
"At least I still got my great fire crackers.."He patted his pocket and walked away laughing.
"Anyways..Mark how bout you go play too?"Danielle smiled at her youngest son. He shook his head.
"Why whats wrong?"
"No one is to be trusted.."Mark whispered and glanced around the room, his brown eyes wide in fear.
"Mark...honey, lets go find you some friends..."She pulled him along.
"Mommy no! No! "He struggled.
X-Ray sighed, he was getting really stressed out by this reunion. An aquward silence filled the room. Squid walked back in.
"Why is it so quiet?!"Squid yelled. Twitch leaned towards Armpit.
"See what I mean?"
"I wouldn't start that again..Twitch."Armpit warned.
"Ummm...how bout we go see how our wives are doing.."X-Ray suggested.
"Yeah, we pro'ly should,"Barfbag agreed.
The guys walked into the kitchen.
"Bout time ya came into the kitchen,"Kristy motioned towards her husband as they walked in. All the wives were doing something different. Kristy was walking all over the place, doing various things. Hannah was sitting down, Destiny in one arm, and stirring mashed potatoes with the other one. Danielle was washing dishes, and Alice was setting the table. Charlotte and Lindsey were more focused on where everyone was going to sit. All the wives looked up at the boys.
"Are ya gonna help?"Hannah asked.
"Uuuhhh...THE GAMES ON!"X-Ray yelled, and all the guys ran out.
Time passes...
"YEAH! MY TEAM JUST SCORED A POINT! Ya owe me 10 bucks...pay up,"Armpit yelled.
"Fine, man, here.."Barfbag shoved money into Armpits hands.
"SCORE!"Squid yelled and elbowed his cup of beer, it fell and spilled all over the ground.
"Great goin Squid!"Twitch yelled.
"Shut up, Stupid!"
"Who ya callin Stupid, stupid!"
"Yeah! Well at least I don't do this!"Squid begans to fake Twitch again.
"Grrr..."
"Guys! Cut it out!"X-Ray yelled.
"Yeah, just chill,"Zigzag added.
Just then the doorbell rang.
"Phew...saved by the bell.."
Kristy answered the door, as the guys focused on their game. Hector Jr. walked ahead, into where the football game was. Zigzag spotted him.
"MAN! IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ZERO JUST KEEP GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER!"Zigzag yelled. Hector Jr.s eyes widened and he ran out of the room.
"MOMMY!!"
"Dude..I think that was his kid.."Barfbag commented.
"Oh...well..it looked just like him!"
"DUH! THAT WAS HIS KID!"Squid yelled.
The guys walked out to see not only Zero's family but Stanley's as well. Hector Jr. had run to his mother and wrapped his arms tightly around her leg. In Her arms, Jamie his sister was being held. Zero walked into the house and looked around.
"Who scared my kid?"His voice boomed.
"Z..Z..Zero?"Zigzag stared at Zero, who was no longer shorter then him, but the same height. Zero stared into his eyes.
"Did you scare my kid?"
"Uhhh...uhhh...I didn't mean to!"
Zero glared into his eyes for a long silence, then started laughing.
"Put it there, Zig,"He held out his hand.
Zigzag sighed, "Man, you scared me,"
"I know,"Zero smiled.
"Sorry, were so late,"Stanley mentioned.
"Yeah...we kinda had a hold up..."Sara added.
~FLASHBACK~
Stanley and Zero decided to ride together. Thats when the problem began. They rode in a van, a blue van. Stanley sat in the driver seat and his wife in the passangers. Behind them, in the Captain seats sat Zero and his wife, in the very back sat the three kids aka demons. They fought pretty much the whole way until it became silent.
"Yeah..yeah..WAIT! Are the kids sleeping? Its quiet..."Grace mentioned.
"Yeah, they must be...bout time,"Stanley agreed.
The kids in the back were whispering to eachother, not only whispering...but whispering a song.
"John Jacob Jingleheimersmith...his name is my name too.."They whispered, chanting. "whenever I go out...the people always shout saying..."They paused. "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMERSMITH! DADADADADADA!"
Stanley swerved off the road into a ditch. The wives screamed and the kids laughed. This started their looong drive to Florida.
~
"Never mind that..."Stanley shook his head.
"Well, you ain't the last ones anyways,"X-Ray said.
"Why who's left?"Zero asked.
"Magnet,"All the other boys said in unison.
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X-Ray closed the door, when he heard a muffled car engine, a few miles away. He walked over to the other guys.
"Man...someone's got a loud car..."Squid commented.
"Yeah...wait...uh oh.."X-ray paused. "I know who that is."
The loud, fast, jerky engine got louder and louder, accelerating. Kristy walked into the room where the guys were and noticed them quietly listening to the engine.
"Honey....whats wrong?"
"He's coming.."X-Ray stared out the window.
"Who is?"Kristy looked at him questionably.
Armpit, Squid, and X-Ray all looked at eachother...and their eyes widened.
"TWITCH!"They all said in unison.
A car outside sped down the street past the house. A sigh of relief came from the boys.
"Phew...maybe its not Twitch..."Armpit sighed. Then they heard a loud engine, rev and a car drive back down the rode in reverse, and park right in front of X-Rays house. Smoke came from the rubbered tires.
"Who's Twitch?"Barfbag questioned.
"Your about to find out,"X-Ray said as he walked over to the door and opened it up. An over twitchy, Twitch walked up to the door. He was having continuos spasms, as his wife walked behind him, her dark curly hair wind blown, and eyes wide. After her, their daughter Bethany was jumping up and down excitedly.
"Im driving home.."Alice glanced at her Twitchy husband.
"Woohoo! Daddy that was fun! Lets do it again!"Bethany screamed.
"Calm down.."Alice glared and began fixing her hair.
"Welcome...Twitch, nice to see ya haven't changed,"X-Ray said as Twitch and his family walked in.
"Oh..yea..yeah, uhhh this is my family.."Twitch slowly began to stop twitching.
"Im his wife, Alice, and thats our daughter Bethany,"
Bethany was jumping up and down, over and over again. X-Ray closed the door.
"Hey, whats up Twitch,"Armpit shook his hand.
"So..your Twitch.."Barfbag stared at him.
"Yeah...who are you?"
"Oh yeah! Twitch meet Barfbag...Barfbag, Twitch,"X-Ray introduced them. They shook hands. Kristy and Alice whispered to eachother and started laughing.
"What are you laughing about?"X-Ray looked at his wife and Twitch's.
"Oh...hehe..nothing honey, its just that your nicknames are so funny.."Kristy laughed.
"Yeah, crazy..ya musta had a lot of time on yer hands,"Alice giggled.
"Uhhh...yeah.."X-Ray sighed. "Kristy ya better go check on the turkey!"
"Oh, yeah,"She walked out of the room, with Alice following.
"How you been doing Twitch?"Squid asked.
"My lifes great, I became a Nascar racer up in Plano, Texas,"
"Wow...woulda never guessed..."Squid laughed.
"Whats that suppose to mean!?"
"Nothing...nothing at all,"
"Sure...like what'd you become, some kind of Marine Biologist!?"Twitch asked.
"Actually yeah,"Squid answered.
"Well...I coulda seen that coming.."
"Why?"
"Oh..hmmm...I don't know, let me think...SQUID!"
"Why ya have a problem with Squids?"
"Ya actually I do...theres one standing right in front of me!"
"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T TWITCH!"Squid began fake twitching. "Guess who I am! Guess who I am!"Squid continued.
"Yeah well, I can be you too!"Twitch yelled.
"Yeah...how?"
"HEY LOOK IM SQUID! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT!"
"Guys...I think ya should chill,"X-Ray tried to calm the moment.
"Stay out of this..."Squid said through clenched teeth.
"Dude, this is my house,"
"So.."
"Like he'd listen anyways...he's got a listening disorder.."Twitch laughed. Squid jerked his head to face Twitch. His eyes full of anger he lunged forward at Twitch, and they both brawled.
"Come on...guys quit!"Armpit yelled. Then one by one all the wives ran into the room to see this immature scene.
"What the heck! Rex! Break 'em up!"Kristy screamed.
"I already tried.."
As Twitch and Squid continued to fight and the other guys and wives tried to break them up, they didn't notice that Zigzag had arrived.
"Now..boys..I want you to set a good example.."Zigzag lectured his sons, as he reached towards the door knob and slowly opened it. His eyes widened as he saw the fight and he quickly slammed it shut and looked back at his wife and kids.
"Uhhhh...maybe we shouldn't go in there just yet.."
"Ricky, whats going on?"Danielle asked.
"Uhhh..my friends are a little immature.."
"How so?"She asked.
"Never mind...I'll ring the doorbell first.."Zigzag rang the doorbell. The noise inside all of a sudden stopped, footsteps were heard coming towards the door.
"Hiiiii, welcome Zigzag! Come on into my home.."X-Ray smiled.
"Im afraid to..."
"No..no..don't be my paranoid friend,"X-Ray yanked Zigzag in. Squid and Twitch were fixing their clothes, as if nothing happened.
"Haha! That was a funny fight daddy!"Skyler giggled. "Let me try!"Skyler jumped on Kyle.
"AHHH!! MOM! GET HER OFF ME! GET HER OFF!"Kyle yelled.
"SKY GET OFF YOUR BROTHER!"
"But mommy, Im being stupid like daddy!"She began violently choking Kyle while shaking him back and forth. Hannah began walking towards her kids, but not soon enough Kyle had punched Skyler in the face hard, she flew.
"KYLE! YOUR GETTING A TIME OUT!"
"What? She started it!"Kyle looked over at his now crying sister. "I wanna kill her.."
"KYLE!"Hannah picked up Skyler and grabbed Kyles hand roughly.
"Hmph...funny how your kids turned out, Squid.."Zigzag laughed. Squid quickly turned his head and looked at him.
"What..."Squid said in a low tone.
"Squid..out!"X-Ray ordered.
Squid began mumbling, under his breath. Hannah walked over to him with her two kids and grabbed his arms.
"Now...Alan remember your Anger Management classes.."
"No one was suppose to know about that!"Squid clenched his teeth.
"Come on,"They walked out of the room.
"Ok...anyways.."Zigzag looked at X-Ray. "This is my wife, Danielle, and my sons Danny and Mark.."
Danny looked at X-Ray, "Got lighter-fluid?"
"What?"X-Ray looked at him funny.
"X...ignore him..DANNY SHUT UP!"
"Go play with the other kids.."Danielle mentioned.
"Ok.."Danny smiled and began to walk away.
"Wait one minute,"
Danny froze.
"Lighter.."Zigzag held out his hand, Danny slowly reached into his pocket and pulled it out.
"There ya happy!?"
"As soon as I have those matches as well.."Zigzag held out his hand again.
"DARNIT!!!"Danny jumped up and down. "Here..."He shoved the matches in his hand, and walked away.
"At least I still got my great fire crackers.."He patted his pocket and walked away laughing.
"Anyways..Mark how bout you go play too?"Danielle smiled at her youngest son. He shook his head.
"Why whats wrong?"
"No one is to be trusted.."Mark whispered and glanced around the room, his brown eyes wide in fear.
"Mark...honey, lets go find you some friends..."She pulled him along.
"Mommy no! No! "He struggled.
X-Ray sighed, he was getting really stressed out by this reunion. An aquward silence filled the room. Squid walked back in.
"Why is it so quiet?!"Squid yelled. Twitch leaned towards Armpit.
"See what I mean?"
"I wouldn't start that again..Twitch."Armpit warned.
"Ummm...how bout we go see how our wives are doing.."X-Ray suggested.
"Yeah, we pro'ly should,"Barfbag agreed.
The guys walked into the kitchen.
"Bout time ya came into the kitchen,"Kristy motioned towards her husband as they walked in. All the wives were doing something different. Kristy was walking all over the place, doing various things. Hannah was sitting down, Destiny in one arm, and stirring mashed potatoes with the other one. Danielle was washing dishes, and Alice was setting the table. Charlotte and Lindsey were more focused on where everyone was going to sit. All the wives looked up at the boys.
"Are ya gonna help?"Hannah asked.
"Uuuhhh...THE GAMES ON!"X-Ray yelled, and all the guys ran out.
Time passes...
"YEAH! MY TEAM JUST SCORED A POINT! Ya owe me 10 bucks...pay up,"Armpit yelled.
"Fine, man, here.."Barfbag shoved money into Armpits hands.
"SCORE!"Squid yelled and elbowed his cup of beer, it fell and spilled all over the ground.
"Great goin Squid!"Twitch yelled.
"Shut up, Stupid!"
"Who ya callin Stupid, stupid!"
"Yeah! Well at least I don't do this!"Squid begans to fake Twitch again.
"Grrr..."
"Guys! Cut it out!"X-Ray yelled.
"Yeah, just chill,"Zigzag added.
Just then the doorbell rang.
"Phew...saved by the bell.."
Kristy answered the door, as the guys focused on their game. Hector Jr. walked ahead, into where the football game was. Zigzag spotted him.
"MAN! IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ZERO JUST KEEP GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER!"Zigzag yelled. Hector Jr.s eyes widened and he ran out of the room.
"MOMMY!!"
"Dude..I think that was his kid.."Barfbag commented.
"Oh...well..it looked just like him!"
"DUH! THAT WAS HIS KID!"Squid yelled.
The guys walked out to see not only Zero's family but Stanley's as well. Hector Jr. had run to his mother and wrapped his arms tightly around her leg. In Her arms, Jamie his sister was being held. Zero walked into the house and looked around.
"Who scared my kid?"His voice boomed.
"Z..Z..Zero?"Zigzag stared at Zero, who was no longer shorter then him, but the same height. Zero stared into his eyes.
"Did you scare my kid?"
"Uhhh...uhhh...I didn't mean to!"
Zero glared into his eyes for a long silence, then started laughing.
"Put it there, Zig,"He held out his hand.
Zigzag sighed, "Man, you scared me,"
"I know,"Zero smiled.
"Sorry, were so late,"Stanley mentioned.
"Yeah...we kinda had a hold up..."Sara added.
~FLASHBACK~
Stanley and Zero decided to ride together. Thats when the problem began. They rode in a van, a blue van. Stanley sat in the driver seat and his wife in the passangers. Behind them, in the Captain seats sat Zero and his wife, in the very back sat the three kids aka demons. They fought pretty much the whole way until it became silent.
"Yeah..yeah..WAIT! Are the kids sleeping? Its quiet..."Grace mentioned.
"Yeah, they must be...bout time,"Stanley agreed.
The kids in the back were whispering to eachother, not only whispering...but whispering a song.
"John Jacob Jingleheimersmith...his name is my name too.."They whispered, chanting. "whenever I go out...the people always shout saying..."They paused. "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMERSMITH! DADADADADADA!"
Stanley swerved off the road into a ditch. The wives screamed and the kids laughed. This started their looong drive to Florida.
~
"Never mind that..."Stanley shook his head.
"Well, you ain't the last ones anyways,"X-Ray said.
"Why who's left?"Zero asked.
"Magnet,"All the other boys said in unison.