Disclaimer: Not mine, None of it.. Not a thing All credit goes to the folks
with the REAL talent. ie. Not me!
A/N
Ok, so I just read 'The Dead Voldemort Sketech' by the disturbingly
talented JustJeanette (User ID 440737 go read it now!) And came up with
this! If you don't like. * Shrugs * if you do like. YAY!
I know the format looks awful but I couldn't get it to go the way I wanted
it! Forgive me?

I'm Lord Voldemort and I'm OK
I Kill all night and I Curse all day
I cut down Muggles, have them for lunch
And hang around Hogwarts
I'll get that nauseous Potter
Then Dumbledore afterwards

(Chorus by black cloaked Deatheaters and various Nasties - conducted (one
handed) by Wormtail....)

He's Lord Voldemort and he's OK
He Kills all night and he Curses all day
He cuts down Muggles, eats them for lunch
And Hangs around Hogwarts
He'll get that nauseous Potter
(Not if we get him first!!)

I'm Lord Voldemort and I'm OK
I Kill all night and I Curse all day
My Deatheaters are loyal and true
Especially Snape
I think that I'll promote him
When I get back my shape....

He's Lord Voldemort and he's OK
He Kills all night and he Curses all day
His Deatheaters are loyal and true
(That is excepting Snape)
(Just you wait 'til later..)
(Severus is really great!!)

I'm Lord Voldemort and I'm OK
I Kill all night and I Curse all day
When I return to destroy the Earth
I think I'll have a bath
With lots of soap and bubbles
And Lucius for a laugh

He's Lord Voldemort and he's OK
He Kills all night and he Curses all day
When he returns to destroy the Earth . . . ..
(worried looks all round....)
He thinks he'll have a BATH??!!!........ . . . . . .
(Disbelief in voices...)
With lots of soap and ???. . . . . . . .. . . . . . .
("What kind of Dark Lorddoes He think he is?" "Bloody poofter!!")
And Lucius for ....WHAT???!!!!!. .. .. . .. . ... . .
(All start to leave in disgust)

He's Lord Voldemort and Heeeeeeee's OOOOOOOhhhh KAaaaaaaaayyyyy!
HeKillsallnightandhecursesallday!!!
(All leave muttering darkly..........)