"Harry, we were just..."

       "Just what, Ron? Making out?"

       "Harry, it's not what you think!"

       "Hermione, I believe I asked you to let him speak for himself?"

       "Yes, but..."

       "Harry, we were just...well, I guess you are right. I guess we were making out. But isn't a person allowed to make out with the person they love?"

       "Love?? Ron, what do either of you two know about love??"

       "I'm in love with Hermione, and she loves me too!"

       "What does she know of love? She thought she was in love with Krum, but she didn't love him and she doesn't love you either!"

       "Harry, that's not true! You know I loved Krum! I was heartbroken when he left me!"