Katsuke : Hello there! It's been a while since I wrote anything but you
see, me and my friend are really bored at school... specially in Art
history class, so I started writing and my friend Aimee joined in. We ended
up with fifteen pages of stupid stuff. Thing is, it was really funny so I
thought you may like it!
Aim: Kat.. don't you think your introduction is a little long?
Kat: Yes.. so let get this show on the road!
Choupi: Miaw miaw miaw miaw! (traduction: Katsuke and Aimee own none of Yu- Gi-Oh's characters!)
Kat: thank you Choupi...
Prensenting...
Truth or DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Kat: Oh Setoooo!!!! Where are you Seto?
Seto: Oh no! Not her again!
Kat: There you are! Haven't heard from me in a while, nee?
Seto: Why did you have to come back?
Kat: Didn't you miss me?
Seto: NO!!!
Kat: I'm sure you did.
Seto: No I did not you... YOU FREAK!!!
Kat:See? I knew you did!
Seto: ????
Bakura: Hey! What's going on here?
Seto: Bakura!!! * hides behind Bakura *
Seto: I'll give you a million if you keep her away from me!
Kat: What did I do???
Seto: You tried to match me up with Katsuya!!!
Bakura: * stares at Kat* Is that true???!
Kat: Noooo!
Seto: YESSS!!!
Aim: She tried to match up up with Katsuke! Not Katsuya!
Seto: *Stares and blinks at Kat *
Kat:* Turning red* AIM!!! He wasn't suppose to know that!!!!
Bakura: See? She didn't match up up with Katsuya!
Seto: But now it's even worst!!! She wanted to ...to .. ARGH!!!!!
Aim: * to Kat* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tell him, it just slip, I swear! * puppy eyes*
Kat: Well what's done is done, no?... hum..Seto-kun?
Seto: * steps back* VADE RETRO SATANAS!!
Kat: * blinks* ???
Aim: Huh? What the hell was that? Did you spoke chinese or something? I didn't understand you...
Seto: * roll his eyes* It means... STAY AWAY DEVIL!!... you baka!
Bakura: Don't say that!
Aim: * blinks* what's a baka..?
Kat: Maybe t's best for you not to know..
Aim: * blinks again* what does it mean? *grabs Bakura's arm * Bakura, will you tell me?
Bakura: Hum.. err .. I mean.. I think Kat is right...
Seto is fleeing while everybody is busy with Aim.
Aim: Seto!* Grabs him by the arm and pull him back in* Will you tell me?
Seto: It means you're stupid! *makes her loose her grip *
Aim:* falls on her butt* You're just an heartless meanie!!
Seto: What if I am!? I don't care about what you might think!
Kat: Watch your mouth, Kaiba! * pulls out a giant hammer*
Seto: No! Not that! Please not that!!
Aim: * takes out pom poms* Go Kat! Go kat! You're the best! You'll beat him to a bloody pulp! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Bakura: please girls! Calm down!, please!
Kat: *stops the giant hammer two inches before it hits Kaiba * ...
Aim: Whatever Bakura says goes. Kat please stop *puppy eyes *
Kat: alright... * puts the hammer down *
Seto: Fiou!
Aim: Lets play a game instead! * jumps up and down while claping hands*
Bakura: *sweatdrop * Yes! That's a great idea!
Kat: ok.. but watch your mouth or else... *gives Seto a death glare *
Seto: Fine..fine...* crawling away from her* what do you want to play?
Aim:* thinks* hum... cards?.. I know! How about Strip Poker?
Bakura: O.O' !!!!!
Seto: o.O' !!!!
Kat: YEAAH!!!
Seto: I'm so out of here!
Bakura: Don't leave me!!
Aim : Ok! Ok! No strip.. poker... What about Truth or Dare?
Seto: What??
Kat: * looks down, a little disapointed* yeah.. ok
Bakura: Yes! Lets do that! ... err.. how is it played?
Seto and Aim: O.O *sweatdrop *
Kat: It's quite simple, really. One person ask a question and the other must tell the truth or take a dare if can't or don't answer.
Bakura: Sounds like fun! Who starts?
Aim: Hum.. Since Seto is so heartless, he shouldn't get to start.
Seto: Hey!
Aim: So bettween the three of us we should do "Rock, paper, scissors. Ok?
Seto: But-
Kat: You're right! Now...
Three: Rock.. Paper.. Scissors!!!
Bakura: I win! So who do I ask a question?
Kat:Your choice!
Bakura: Ok then.. Aim! What is your favorite color?
Everyone: * stares with sweatdrop*
Bakura: What?
Seto: I don't think you get the purpose of this game...
Kat: Try another question, bakura.. Like.. err... *turns to Seto *
Seto: *rolls his eyes * .. Like... do you have a secret crush?
Kat: Yeah! *turns back to Bakura * Like if she has a secret crus-
Aim: MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE!!! BLUE!!! Now it's my turn!
Bakura: But-
Aim: I already answered the question so now it's my turn... Kaiba!
Seto: uh oh...
Aim: My question is... err.. Did you really pushed your father out the window?
Seto: I thought it was clear that the police said it was a suicide...
Kat: You didn't answered the question, Kaiba! You have to take a dare!
Seto: But---
Aim: Youpii!! *Jumps up and down claping hands * By special request, Kaiba, you have to strip 'cause it's the dare!
Seto: NANI!?!?!? * evil death glare at Kat*
Kat: You have to do it! #^____^#
Bakura: * blushing a little* but you can't ..
Kat: * death glare at Bakura* He has to do it!
Bakura: * sweatdrop*
Aim: Do you want me to choose the music for you Seto? I'll get you a nice and slooow song. Hee hee! *turns to Kat and whispers * Kat.. you have a camera, no?
Kat: I'll get it!!!
Seto: ... * gets on a stage with spot lights and everything*
Bakura: Kaiba... You sure you...?
Seto: * looks at Kat who gives him a death glare pointing her giant hammer* Glups.. *turns at Bakura * Seems I have to...
Bakura: * with tears in his eyes * I admire you...
Aim: I guess I can change the dare...
Seto: * eyes full of hope* really???
Aim: Yeah! Running around the house five times, naked would do! It's your choice Seto.
Seto:*stares * err.. no thanks...
Aim: I'm sure the old lady next door would like the show!
Seto turns pale as the old lady next door waves at him.
Kat comes back with a radio tape. (and something behind her back.... but they don't notice, nee?)
Kat: Ready Seto-kun?
Seto: Stop calling me that!
Kat: *smiles * Let's go!
(((((((STRIP!!!!!!! STRIP TEASE!!!!!)))))))))
Later:
Aim: Who's turn is it? .. um.. Seto I think you should ask Kat a question since sh's the only one who haven't done anything yet, what do you think?
Kat: *trying to stop her nose bleed * nani?
Seto: That's right! * evil smile at Kat *
Kat: Uh oh...
Aim: Woops! Sorry.. Again! Please forgive me, Kat! * puppy eyes *
Kat: *sighs * Damn... I just can't resist those...
Aim: Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! * gives her a big hug*
Seto: Now... Kat..*evil grin *
Kat: * shivers*
Aim: So? Whatcha gonna ask, Seto? First crush? First kiss? Most humiliating thing she ever done?
Seto: um...
Aim: Come on! Don't be shy!
Seto: ok... *turns to Kat who shivers even more * Why do you say you like me but always hit me with your hammer?
Kat: O.O *sweatdrop *
Aim: heh heh heh! He's got you there, Kat! If you don't answer the question, you'll have to take a dare. What's your choice? *Quiz music starts to play *
Kat: Bu- but...
Bakura: No but!
Kat: But I don't know!!!
Seto: then you dare is... *looks around * Ah!* picks up something on the floor* Eat that! *shows her a worm *
Kat: YEEEK!!!!!
Aim: Mega Eww! Don't do it Kat! I don't want you to die because of food poisonning! You still own me fifty boxs!
Bakura: But isn't she supposed to take a dare if she can't answer the question?
Kat: * death glare at Bakura* Then I got a question for you: Do you really want to fly to the moon?!??
Aim: I gave Kaiba a second dare when didn't want to do the first one. I think you should give her a choice.
Seto: ok then you run around nak--...*shake his head * Nevermind! Just eat it! * puts the worm in Kat's face*
Kat: * screaming* NOOOOO!!!!
Seto: *puts the worm in Kat's mouth *
Kat: *turns green and faint * BOOM! X__X...
Aim: Kat NOOO!!! (dramatic pose) Don't die!! *starts crying * ... Please!!!
Bakura: * sweatdrop*
Kat: *gets back up * Hey! It didn't tasted that bad after all!
Everyone: o.O Urk...
Aim: She's alive! * jumps up and down claping her hands then runs at her to give her a hug but stops * I'm not touching you 'till you brush your teeths!
Seto: Not nessessary... it was a candy worm.
Kat: *blinks *
Seto: I think it's your turn now, Kat. * smiles*
Bakura: glups!
Kat thinks then looks at Aim who makes her puppy eyes (blink blink)
Kat: ok.. Bakura, the question is : How many times, in a day, do you blink?
Bakura: Nani?
Kat: In a day, you blink how many times?!
Bakura: NANI???
Kat: Do you blink, how many times, in a day???!!
Bakura: *sweatdrop * er...
Aim: Dare! You have to take a dare! *¸jumps up and down clapping hands in joy *
Seto: Did you eat chocolat today?
Aim: *gives a guilty look and crosses her fingers behind her back * err... noooo...
Kat: Your dare will be to err...
Aim: *whispers something in Kat's ear *
Kat: *turns back at Bakura and grins * Your dare is to stay five minutes in that closet... *points at closet *
Bakura and Seto: That's all????
Kat: ... With Aim!
Bakura: Whaaaat!!!???
Aim: Um... Kat? I'm clautrofobic...
Kat: I'm sure Bakura will help you get over it.
Aim: If you say so but I tend to be clingny when I'm scared...
Kat: Ok then lets do it! * throws Aim and Bakura in the closet and locks the door*
Bakura (from behind the door): Hey! Let me out!* bangs on the door * I didn't have my second choice! Let me out!
Aim (from behind the door too): Help!!! The walls are closing in on me! Bakura I need a hug!
Bakura: Wo! Stop! What are you-
- Silence -
Aim: Mmmh... you're comfortable.
Seto : *looks at Kat * What do you think she.?
Kat: *shakes her head * I don't want to know...
------ Five minutes later -------
Bakura comes out of the closet carrying a sleeping Aim still raped arround him. He looks rumpled and decheveled.
Kat:* smiles* So? How did it go?
Bakura: * blushing* Nothing happenned!!!!
Seto: *grins * She never mentionned something HAD happenned!
Bakura: * blushing even more* Who's turn is it?!
Kat: Would be your turn to ask... Aim! Wake up! *throws a bucket of icy water on her *
Aim: KIAAAAAA!!!!!!! *shakes her head like a wet doggy * The person responsable for throwing that bucket has 3 seconds letf to live... *Wynning * I was having such a nice dream! I was in the arms of...* looks at Bakura* err... nevermind! Kat! You're dead, as of now!!! * takes out a giant hammer and starts running after Kat*
Kat: Waaaaa!!! *running around in circle chased by the evil Aim * I can't die now! We haven't finish the game!
Aim: fine.. *stops running but menaces Kat with her hammer * your execution will take place after the game if you haven't made it up to me by then. *evil grin *
Seto: Woo hou!!! * jumps for joy*
Bakura:* scared look at Seto* hum... can we go on now?
Seto: sure! Lets finish this game!
Kat: *puppy eyes * You're SO mean!
Seto: Sorry but I'm immuned against sad puppy eyes...
Kat: (thinks: Crap!) ... you sure? * puppy eyes again*
Seto: um... Yeahhh
Kat: (thinks: Double Crap!) Positive? *puppy eyes maximum level *
Seto: YES!
Aim: Kaiba.. why are you screaming? You look stressed. Why don't you lay down for a while.. take a baby nap or something?
Bakura: *goes to Kat and pulls on her arm * Can we go on with the game now?
Seto: I'M NOT STRESSED!! (.)
Aim: Whatever you say, Seto-poo...
Seto: Don't call me that!
Kat: ok Seto-kun...
Seto: Same for you! *points at Kat *
Bakura: * yells* Can we go on with the game!??!!
Kat: Why are such in a hurry?
Bakura: no reason...
Aim: who's turn is it anyway?
Bakura: Mine! It's my turn!
Kat: *glares at Bakura * There's definitly something going on with you...
Aim: When you say it's your turn.. you mean it's your turn to be asked a question?
Bakura: No! I mean.. it's my turn-
Switches to Yami Bakura
Yami Bakura: I mean it's MY turn to ask you a question * evil grins*
Kat: uh oh..
Seto: Well then, go on!
Yami Bakura: Aim... when we were in the closet, you weren't really claustrophobic, now were you?
Aim: I wasn't in the closet with you. I was in the closet with Bakura!
Yami Bakura: * perverted grin* but you were with OUR body!
Aim: * blushing* err.. can you repeat the question, please?
Yami Bakura: Are you really claustrophobic?
Aim: Um.. I'm err... This is embarassing... Lets say that I'm claustrophibic when I'm in really thight place... but sometime I chose to be.
Everyone: *blink *
Yami Bakura: That doesn't tell me a bloody thing. Did you choose this time?
Kat: Naa! She already answered the question!
Yami Bakura: Aww... come on!
Kat: It's Aim's turn now.
Aim: fiou! Thank you Kat..
Kat: so were even?
Aim: we'll see....
Yami Bakura: *pissed off *
Aim: ok Kaiba.. So you know the virtual game you created not so long ago? Well when the other used it to save you-
Seto: I didn't need help!
Aim: I'm sure of that.. Point is that Mai was also in the game for a while already.. what was she doing there?
Seto: What are you trying to insinuate?
Yami Bakura: * interessed glare* I think I'm strarting to like this game...
Aim: so? Are you going to answer the question or will the lady next door be enjoying a nice show soon?
Seto: Gasp! * looks away* Since Mai is also a duelist, I thought it would be fun for her to try it out...
Kat: * perverted smile* "fun"?
Seto: You shut up! Or else...
Kat: or else what?
Seto: it's my turn to ask you a question!!
Kat: Yikes!
Yami Bakura: I definitly like this game!
Aim: I think this game is getting dangerous.. specially if Yami Bakura starts to enjoy it...
Kat: Yeah.. *trying to sneak out *
Seto: Now now Kat.. where do you think you're going like that? *pulls her back *
Kat: err.. somewhere like Australia?
Seto: Not until you answer my question!
Kat: oh no... T.T
Yami Bakura: *licks his lips * yes... Go Kaiba! Get her good!
Aim: * scarred look at Yami Bakura* I want Ryou to come back! You're too freaky..
Yami Bakura: But ain't I sexier like that? * perverted grin at her*
Aim: *looks away, blushing *
Seto: Now... This time I won't be so easy on you. * evil smile* What is the most humiliating thing you've ever done? And I want all the details!
Kat: *sweatdrop * Well.. this fic is probably the stupidest thing I 've ever done...
Seto: Not enough.
Kat: * blushing a little* I mean.. well probably the time I...
Seto: Yes?
Kat: * blushing a lot* I...
Seto: Go on...
Kat: * red as a tomato, yelling* The time I dressed up like you and Joey found out and made me dance like a duck for 3 hours so he wouldn't tell!!!!!!!
Aim: Did he film you? If he did, I want a copy!
Seto: O.O *big sweatdrop *
Yami Bakura: *Rolling on the floor, laughing * I can't beleive this ! Wa hahahahaha!!!
Kat: *blushing even more * Shut up!
Yami Bakura: Why should I? HA HA HA HA!!!
Aim : Please stop *begging puppy eyes * You'r embarassing her.
Yami Bakura: Sorry sweety, I'm not like my aibu: I don't give in to those eyes * puts his hand over her face and push her away *
Aim: *trips on a rug and falls on her butt * At least it made you stop laughing at Kat!
Yami Bakura: huh? ... oh.. damn!
Seto: * still staring at Kat* You... you dressed up like ME !!?
Kat: * turns back, blushing* It's my turn!
Seto: You *@%/$& dressed up in MY cloths!?!?!?!
Kat: Bakura..
Yami Bakura: It's Mister Yami Bakura for you, duck girl!
Aim: You know you have to earn respect so there is no point in demanding it, Misses Bakura!
Yami Bakura: It's MISTER !!
Aim: Same difference! You look more like a girl with your long white hair anyway!
Kat: (thinks: Yaoi Bakura!!!) Anyway! You got to answer my question wich is... hum.. Why do you have batwings?
Yami Bakura: What? What batwings?
Kat: those things on your head. * pokes the batwings*
Yami Bakura: Hey! Stop that!
Kat: How does it work?
Yami Bakura: It's there so people don't mix me up with Ryou.
Kat: You do that with gel or something?
Yami Bakura: None of your bussiness!
Kat: Answer or take a dare!
Yami Bakura: Enough! I already answered your stupid question!
Kat: Yeah, but since you got two personnalites, you get to be asked two questions.
Aim: Go Kat! You're my hero! I think we should vote. People who wants Yami Bakura to take a dare raise your hand! * waves both hand in the air. *
Yami Bakura: Hey!
Kat: * raises her hand *
Yami Bakura: Not fair!
Seto: * raises his hand too *
Yami Bakura: KAIBA!!!
Seto: This should be fun * smiles evilly at Yami Bakura*
Aim: Make him suffer, Kat! .. Please?
Kat: Oh I will! * evil grin at her victim *
Yami Bakura: * glups! * I'm so out of here!
*switches back to Ryou Bakura *
Aim: OK. I think it's Bakura's turn to ask a question since the "Evil One" is gone. Or does he have to do the dare since they share the same body?
Kat: Naaah... it was just to scare him away. Bakura, you can ask Aim a question.
Bakura: * blinks* What happenned?
Everyone: * sweatdrop*
Aim: Oh you know... the usual: Y-B came out and scared the flies away.
Bakura: Oh.. *blinks again * ... just that? --
-- Well then my question is....
~Owari~
Authors note:
Kat: Boy do WE have anything to do in Art's History class!! But that was fun! Wasn't it Aim?
Aim: T.T Why? Why does it have to end now? We were getting to the good part!
Kat: Well maybe some other time, we'll play another game with the guys..
Aim: I hope 'cause now that they're gone, I feel lonely in... whatever this black stuff is..!
Anyway! Bye bye!
Kat: *glares at her *
Aim: Oh yeah! I almost forgot: Please review!!!! Bye!
Kat: ...
Aim: Why are they still there? There's no point in staying and staring at us like if we were freaks! Can't they see the fic is over?
Kat: Ja ne .. ^_^'
Aim: Kat.. don't you think your introduction is a little long?
Kat: Yes.. so let get this show on the road!
Choupi: Miaw miaw miaw miaw! (traduction: Katsuke and Aimee own none of Yu- Gi-Oh's characters!)
Kat: thank you Choupi...
Prensenting...
Truth or DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Kat: Oh Setoooo!!!! Where are you Seto?
Seto: Oh no! Not her again!
Kat: There you are! Haven't heard from me in a while, nee?
Seto: Why did you have to come back?
Kat: Didn't you miss me?
Seto: NO!!!
Kat: I'm sure you did.
Seto: No I did not you... YOU FREAK!!!
Kat:See? I knew you did!
Seto: ????
Bakura: Hey! What's going on here?
Seto: Bakura!!! * hides behind Bakura *
Seto: I'll give you a million if you keep her away from me!
Kat: What did I do???
Seto: You tried to match me up with Katsuya!!!
Bakura: * stares at Kat* Is that true???!
Kat: Noooo!
Seto: YESSS!!!
Aim: She tried to match up up with Katsuke! Not Katsuya!
Seto: *Stares and blinks at Kat *
Kat:* Turning red* AIM!!! He wasn't suppose to know that!!!!
Bakura: See? She didn't match up up with Katsuya!
Seto: But now it's even worst!!! She wanted to ...to .. ARGH!!!!!
Aim: * to Kat* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tell him, it just slip, I swear! * puppy eyes*
Kat: Well what's done is done, no?... hum..Seto-kun?
Seto: * steps back* VADE RETRO SATANAS!!
Kat: * blinks* ???
Aim: Huh? What the hell was that? Did you spoke chinese or something? I didn't understand you...
Seto: * roll his eyes* It means... STAY AWAY DEVIL!!... you baka!
Bakura: Don't say that!
Aim: * blinks* what's a baka..?
Kat: Maybe t's best for you not to know..
Aim: * blinks again* what does it mean? *grabs Bakura's arm * Bakura, will you tell me?
Bakura: Hum.. err .. I mean.. I think Kat is right...
Seto is fleeing while everybody is busy with Aim.
Aim: Seto!* Grabs him by the arm and pull him back in* Will you tell me?
Seto: It means you're stupid! *makes her loose her grip *
Aim:* falls on her butt* You're just an heartless meanie!!
Seto: What if I am!? I don't care about what you might think!
Kat: Watch your mouth, Kaiba! * pulls out a giant hammer*
Seto: No! Not that! Please not that!!
Aim: * takes out pom poms* Go Kat! Go kat! You're the best! You'll beat him to a bloody pulp! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Bakura: please girls! Calm down!, please!
Kat: *stops the giant hammer two inches before it hits Kaiba * ...
Aim: Whatever Bakura says goes. Kat please stop *puppy eyes *
Kat: alright... * puts the hammer down *
Seto: Fiou!
Aim: Lets play a game instead! * jumps up and down while claping hands*
Bakura: *sweatdrop * Yes! That's a great idea!
Kat: ok.. but watch your mouth or else... *gives Seto a death glare *
Seto: Fine..fine...* crawling away from her* what do you want to play?
Aim:* thinks* hum... cards?.. I know! How about Strip Poker?
Bakura: O.O' !!!!!
Seto: o.O' !!!!
Kat: YEAAH!!!
Seto: I'm so out of here!
Bakura: Don't leave me!!
Aim : Ok! Ok! No strip.. poker... What about Truth or Dare?
Seto: What??
Kat: * looks down, a little disapointed* yeah.. ok
Bakura: Yes! Lets do that! ... err.. how is it played?
Seto and Aim: O.O *sweatdrop *
Kat: It's quite simple, really. One person ask a question and the other must tell the truth or take a dare if can't or don't answer.
Bakura: Sounds like fun! Who starts?
Aim: Hum.. Since Seto is so heartless, he shouldn't get to start.
Seto: Hey!
Aim: So bettween the three of us we should do "Rock, paper, scissors. Ok?
Seto: But-
Kat: You're right! Now...
Three: Rock.. Paper.. Scissors!!!
Bakura: I win! So who do I ask a question?
Kat:Your choice!
Bakura: Ok then.. Aim! What is your favorite color?
Everyone: * stares with sweatdrop*
Bakura: What?
Seto: I don't think you get the purpose of this game...
Kat: Try another question, bakura.. Like.. err... *turns to Seto *
Seto: *rolls his eyes * .. Like... do you have a secret crush?
Kat: Yeah! *turns back to Bakura * Like if she has a secret crus-
Aim: MY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE!!! BLUE!!! Now it's my turn!
Bakura: But-
Aim: I already answered the question so now it's my turn... Kaiba!
Seto: uh oh...
Aim: My question is... err.. Did you really pushed your father out the window?
Seto: I thought it was clear that the police said it was a suicide...
Kat: You didn't answered the question, Kaiba! You have to take a dare!
Seto: But---
Aim: Youpii!! *Jumps up and down claping hands * By special request, Kaiba, you have to strip 'cause it's the dare!
Seto: NANI!?!?!? * evil death glare at Kat*
Kat: You have to do it! #^____^#
Bakura: * blushing a little* but you can't ..
Kat: * death glare at Bakura* He has to do it!
Bakura: * sweatdrop*
Aim: Do you want me to choose the music for you Seto? I'll get you a nice and slooow song. Hee hee! *turns to Kat and whispers * Kat.. you have a camera, no?
Kat: I'll get it!!!
Seto: ... * gets on a stage with spot lights and everything*
Bakura: Kaiba... You sure you...?
Seto: * looks at Kat who gives him a death glare pointing her giant hammer* Glups.. *turns at Bakura * Seems I have to...
Bakura: * with tears in his eyes * I admire you...
Aim: I guess I can change the dare...
Seto: * eyes full of hope* really???
Aim: Yeah! Running around the house five times, naked would do! It's your choice Seto.
Seto:*stares * err.. no thanks...
Aim: I'm sure the old lady next door would like the show!
Seto turns pale as the old lady next door waves at him.
Kat comes back with a radio tape. (and something behind her back.... but they don't notice, nee?)
Kat: Ready Seto-kun?
Seto: Stop calling me that!
Kat: *smiles * Let's go!
(((((((STRIP!!!!!!! STRIP TEASE!!!!!)))))))))
Later:
Aim: Who's turn is it? .. um.. Seto I think you should ask Kat a question since sh's the only one who haven't done anything yet, what do you think?
Kat: *trying to stop her nose bleed * nani?
Seto: That's right! * evil smile at Kat *
Kat: Uh oh...
Aim: Woops! Sorry.. Again! Please forgive me, Kat! * puppy eyes *
Kat: *sighs * Damn... I just can't resist those...
Aim: Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! * gives her a big hug*
Seto: Now... Kat..*evil grin *
Kat: * shivers*
Aim: So? Whatcha gonna ask, Seto? First crush? First kiss? Most humiliating thing she ever done?
Seto: um...
Aim: Come on! Don't be shy!
Seto: ok... *turns to Kat who shivers even more * Why do you say you like me but always hit me with your hammer?
Kat: O.O *sweatdrop *
Aim: heh heh heh! He's got you there, Kat! If you don't answer the question, you'll have to take a dare. What's your choice? *Quiz music starts to play *
Kat: Bu- but...
Bakura: No but!
Kat: But I don't know!!!
Seto: then you dare is... *looks around * Ah!* picks up something on the floor* Eat that! *shows her a worm *
Kat: YEEEK!!!!!
Aim: Mega Eww! Don't do it Kat! I don't want you to die because of food poisonning! You still own me fifty boxs!
Bakura: But isn't she supposed to take a dare if she can't answer the question?
Kat: * death glare at Bakura* Then I got a question for you: Do you really want to fly to the moon?!??
Aim: I gave Kaiba a second dare when didn't want to do the first one. I think you should give her a choice.
Seto: ok then you run around nak--...*shake his head * Nevermind! Just eat it! * puts the worm in Kat's face*
Kat: * screaming* NOOOOO!!!!
Seto: *puts the worm in Kat's mouth *
Kat: *turns green and faint * BOOM! X__X...
Aim: Kat NOOO!!! (dramatic pose) Don't die!! *starts crying * ... Please!!!
Bakura: * sweatdrop*
Kat: *gets back up * Hey! It didn't tasted that bad after all!
Everyone: o.O Urk...
Aim: She's alive! * jumps up and down claping her hands then runs at her to give her a hug but stops * I'm not touching you 'till you brush your teeths!
Seto: Not nessessary... it was a candy worm.
Kat: *blinks *
Seto: I think it's your turn now, Kat. * smiles*
Bakura: glups!
Kat thinks then looks at Aim who makes her puppy eyes (blink blink)
Kat: ok.. Bakura, the question is : How many times, in a day, do you blink?
Bakura: Nani?
Kat: In a day, you blink how many times?!
Bakura: NANI???
Kat: Do you blink, how many times, in a day???!!
Bakura: *sweatdrop * er...
Aim: Dare! You have to take a dare! *¸jumps up and down clapping hands in joy *
Seto: Did you eat chocolat today?
Aim: *gives a guilty look and crosses her fingers behind her back * err... noooo...
Kat: Your dare will be to err...
Aim: *whispers something in Kat's ear *
Kat: *turns back at Bakura and grins * Your dare is to stay five minutes in that closet... *points at closet *
Bakura and Seto: That's all????
Kat: ... With Aim!
Bakura: Whaaaat!!!???
Aim: Um... Kat? I'm clautrofobic...
Kat: I'm sure Bakura will help you get over it.
Aim: If you say so but I tend to be clingny when I'm scared...
Kat: Ok then lets do it! * throws Aim and Bakura in the closet and locks the door*
Bakura (from behind the door): Hey! Let me out!* bangs on the door * I didn't have my second choice! Let me out!
Aim (from behind the door too): Help!!! The walls are closing in on me! Bakura I need a hug!
Bakura: Wo! Stop! What are you-
- Silence -
Aim: Mmmh... you're comfortable.
Seto : *looks at Kat * What do you think she.?
Kat: *shakes her head * I don't want to know...
------ Five minutes later -------
Bakura comes out of the closet carrying a sleeping Aim still raped arround him. He looks rumpled and decheveled.
Kat:* smiles* So? How did it go?
Bakura: * blushing* Nothing happenned!!!!
Seto: *grins * She never mentionned something HAD happenned!
Bakura: * blushing even more* Who's turn is it?!
Kat: Would be your turn to ask... Aim! Wake up! *throws a bucket of icy water on her *
Aim: KIAAAAAA!!!!!!! *shakes her head like a wet doggy * The person responsable for throwing that bucket has 3 seconds letf to live... *Wynning * I was having such a nice dream! I was in the arms of...* looks at Bakura* err... nevermind! Kat! You're dead, as of now!!! * takes out a giant hammer and starts running after Kat*
Kat: Waaaaa!!! *running around in circle chased by the evil Aim * I can't die now! We haven't finish the game!
Aim: fine.. *stops running but menaces Kat with her hammer * your execution will take place after the game if you haven't made it up to me by then. *evil grin *
Seto: Woo hou!!! * jumps for joy*
Bakura:* scared look at Seto* hum... can we go on now?
Seto: sure! Lets finish this game!
Kat: *puppy eyes * You're SO mean!
Seto: Sorry but I'm immuned against sad puppy eyes...
Kat: (thinks: Crap!) ... you sure? * puppy eyes again*
Seto: um... Yeahhh
Kat: (thinks: Double Crap!) Positive? *puppy eyes maximum level *
Seto: YES!
Aim: Kaiba.. why are you screaming? You look stressed. Why don't you lay down for a while.. take a baby nap or something?
Bakura: *goes to Kat and pulls on her arm * Can we go on with the game now?
Seto: I'M NOT STRESSED!! (.)
Aim: Whatever you say, Seto-poo...
Seto: Don't call me that!
Kat: ok Seto-kun...
Seto: Same for you! *points at Kat *
Bakura: * yells* Can we go on with the game!??!!
Kat: Why are such in a hurry?
Bakura: no reason...
Aim: who's turn is it anyway?
Bakura: Mine! It's my turn!
Kat: *glares at Bakura * There's definitly something going on with you...
Aim: When you say it's your turn.. you mean it's your turn to be asked a question?
Bakura: No! I mean.. it's my turn-
Switches to Yami Bakura
Yami Bakura: I mean it's MY turn to ask you a question * evil grins*
Kat: uh oh..
Seto: Well then, go on!
Yami Bakura: Aim... when we were in the closet, you weren't really claustrophobic, now were you?
Aim: I wasn't in the closet with you. I was in the closet with Bakura!
Yami Bakura: * perverted grin* but you were with OUR body!
Aim: * blushing* err.. can you repeat the question, please?
Yami Bakura: Are you really claustrophobic?
Aim: Um.. I'm err... This is embarassing... Lets say that I'm claustrophibic when I'm in really thight place... but sometime I chose to be.
Everyone: *blink *
Yami Bakura: That doesn't tell me a bloody thing. Did you choose this time?
Kat: Naa! She already answered the question!
Yami Bakura: Aww... come on!
Kat: It's Aim's turn now.
Aim: fiou! Thank you Kat..
Kat: so were even?
Aim: we'll see....
Yami Bakura: *pissed off *
Aim: ok Kaiba.. So you know the virtual game you created not so long ago? Well when the other used it to save you-
Seto: I didn't need help!
Aim: I'm sure of that.. Point is that Mai was also in the game for a while already.. what was she doing there?
Seto: What are you trying to insinuate?
Yami Bakura: * interessed glare* I think I'm strarting to like this game...
Aim: so? Are you going to answer the question or will the lady next door be enjoying a nice show soon?
Seto: Gasp! * looks away* Since Mai is also a duelist, I thought it would be fun for her to try it out...
Kat: * perverted smile* "fun"?
Seto: You shut up! Or else...
Kat: or else what?
Seto: it's my turn to ask you a question!!
Kat: Yikes!
Yami Bakura: I definitly like this game!
Aim: I think this game is getting dangerous.. specially if Yami Bakura starts to enjoy it...
Kat: Yeah.. *trying to sneak out *
Seto: Now now Kat.. where do you think you're going like that? *pulls her back *
Kat: err.. somewhere like Australia?
Seto: Not until you answer my question!
Kat: oh no... T.T
Yami Bakura: *licks his lips * yes... Go Kaiba! Get her good!
Aim: * scarred look at Yami Bakura* I want Ryou to come back! You're too freaky..
Yami Bakura: But ain't I sexier like that? * perverted grin at her*
Aim: *looks away, blushing *
Seto: Now... This time I won't be so easy on you. * evil smile* What is the most humiliating thing you've ever done? And I want all the details!
Kat: *sweatdrop * Well.. this fic is probably the stupidest thing I 've ever done...
Seto: Not enough.
Kat: * blushing a little* I mean.. well probably the time I...
Seto: Yes?
Kat: * blushing a lot* I...
Seto: Go on...
Kat: * red as a tomato, yelling* The time I dressed up like you and Joey found out and made me dance like a duck for 3 hours so he wouldn't tell!!!!!!!
Aim: Did he film you? If he did, I want a copy!
Seto: O.O *big sweatdrop *
Yami Bakura: *Rolling on the floor, laughing * I can't beleive this ! Wa hahahahaha!!!
Kat: *blushing even more * Shut up!
Yami Bakura: Why should I? HA HA HA HA!!!
Aim : Please stop *begging puppy eyes * You'r embarassing her.
Yami Bakura: Sorry sweety, I'm not like my aibu: I don't give in to those eyes * puts his hand over her face and push her away *
Aim: *trips on a rug and falls on her butt * At least it made you stop laughing at Kat!
Yami Bakura: huh? ... oh.. damn!
Seto: * still staring at Kat* You... you dressed up like ME !!?
Kat: * turns back, blushing* It's my turn!
Seto: You *@%/$& dressed up in MY cloths!?!?!?!
Kat: Bakura..
Yami Bakura: It's Mister Yami Bakura for you, duck girl!
Aim: You know you have to earn respect so there is no point in demanding it, Misses Bakura!
Yami Bakura: It's MISTER !!
Aim: Same difference! You look more like a girl with your long white hair anyway!
Kat: (thinks: Yaoi Bakura!!!) Anyway! You got to answer my question wich is... hum.. Why do you have batwings?
Yami Bakura: What? What batwings?
Kat: those things on your head. * pokes the batwings*
Yami Bakura: Hey! Stop that!
Kat: How does it work?
Yami Bakura: It's there so people don't mix me up with Ryou.
Kat: You do that with gel or something?
Yami Bakura: None of your bussiness!
Kat: Answer or take a dare!
Yami Bakura: Enough! I already answered your stupid question!
Kat: Yeah, but since you got two personnalites, you get to be asked two questions.
Aim: Go Kat! You're my hero! I think we should vote. People who wants Yami Bakura to take a dare raise your hand! * waves both hand in the air. *
Yami Bakura: Hey!
Kat: * raises her hand *
Yami Bakura: Not fair!
Seto: * raises his hand too *
Yami Bakura: KAIBA!!!
Seto: This should be fun * smiles evilly at Yami Bakura*
Aim: Make him suffer, Kat! .. Please?
Kat: Oh I will! * evil grin at her victim *
Yami Bakura: * glups! * I'm so out of here!
*switches back to Ryou Bakura *
Aim: OK. I think it's Bakura's turn to ask a question since the "Evil One" is gone. Or does he have to do the dare since they share the same body?
Kat: Naaah... it was just to scare him away. Bakura, you can ask Aim a question.
Bakura: * blinks* What happenned?
Everyone: * sweatdrop*
Aim: Oh you know... the usual: Y-B came out and scared the flies away.
Bakura: Oh.. *blinks again * ... just that? --
-- Well then my question is....
~Owari~
Authors note:
Kat: Boy do WE have anything to do in Art's History class!! But that was fun! Wasn't it Aim?
Aim: T.T Why? Why does it have to end now? We were getting to the good part!
Kat: Well maybe some other time, we'll play another game with the guys..
Aim: I hope 'cause now that they're gone, I feel lonely in... whatever this black stuff is..!
Anyway! Bye bye!
Kat: *glares at her *
Aim: Oh yeah! I almost forgot: Please review!!!! Bye!
Kat: ...
Aim: Why are they still there? There's no point in staying and staring at us like if we were freaks! Can't they see the fic is over?
Kat: Ja ne .. ^_^'