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"So this is it..." Hermione said as she walked through the gates of Advanced Wizarding Academy.  It had been only three months since Harry, Hermione, and Ron had left Hogwarts.

"It's different alright." Ron said as Harry and Hermione nodded. "We should probably go in, right?" Harry asked the two others who were still under the shock of being in such a prestigious school.

Hermione was so intrigued by the beauty of the acedemy. There were so many beautiful brick buildings and a beautiful statue of Merlin near the fountain outside of the Main hall. Ron smiled as he breathed in the air of the freshly cut grass and the blossomed flowers.

The three opened the doors to the Main hall and stood there taking in the beauty of it all. After looking at the pictures of famous wizards and paintings Harry, Hermione, and Ron stood waiting for one of them to talk.

"We should go to our dorm." Harry told Ron. Ron nodded and looked at Hermione with a worried expression.

"I'll be ok. I just hope that I won't end up sharing a room with a girl called Spiky who takes drugs, drinks, and has a thousand tatoos each one saying 'I love...' " Hermione stated bluntly. Harry and Ron chuckled and waved before leaving in their own direction.

"Yeh bye." Hermione said before she walked the opposite direction. Hermione had walked about 10 mintues until she reached her building. " Thatcher Hall? Oh i get it Maggy Thatcher. Clever very clever." Hermione took a deep breath before entering the building. She walked a while before she reached room 67. "Let's just hope it's not Spiky..."

"HERMIONE!!! Oh my god! I didn't know you were going to be my roomy!! It's like old times! Oh my god!" Hermione stood in awe struck horror. 'No it's not Spiky it's worst...' Hermione thought.

"Lavender it's so great to see you!" Hermione said giving the blonde girl a hug.

"So do you like it?" Lavender asked after she had calmed down.

Hermione looked around for a bit. The wooden floors sparkled and shined because of the reflection of the large glass windows that were on both sides of the room. There were two queen sized beds at opposite sides of the room and Lavender had put two love chairs and a coffee table at the midpoint of the room. There were two long desks that were at the windowns and two large closets.

"The problem is there's only one small bathroom with shower." Lavender stated as she pointed at the door that was at the far left of the room.

Hermione laughed. "Well at least be thankful that you don't have to share a bathroom with 100's of other girls who don't clean the showers after they shave."

"Good point Herms." Hermione was taken aback. No one had ever called her 'Herms' before. And the odd part was she didn't mind, she actually kind of liked it.

Hermione and Lavender had spent the afternoon putting their things away and talking. 'She's not as bad as I thought she was.' Hermione thought. She looked at Lavender and realized that she had changed in three months. Her hair was shorter reaching just a little more her shoulders. It was a little curly but mostly wavy. Hermione looked at lavender's clothes and noticed that she didn't dress in such bright colors anymore but in mostly reds, beiges, blacks, and greens.

"Hermione? i was meaning to tell you that I think you look gorgeous. I know it's only been three months but your hair is now wavy and your wardrobe is a lot less conservative as before and you go more with the flow of it all. What happened this summer? Did you meet a guy?"

Just as Lavender asked that Harry and Ron came popping into the room and looked at it in awe.

"That is so no fair! Look Harry she gets two windows and we only get one!" Ron complained.

Harry chuckled and looked at Hermione. "So no Spiky?" He asked.

"Nope a Lavender instead." Hermione said smiling.

Harry and Ron turned around. "YOU!!!" They both said in unison.

"Nice to see you too boys." Lavender said as she put her many scarfs away.

"No offence Lavender but how did you get accepted here?" Ron asked.

Lavender looked hurt. "Just because i'm a little ditzy at times..." As Lavender said that Hermione, Ron, and Harry looked at each other. "All right...most of the time doesn't mean that I'm not as smart as you lot."

Ron and Harry apoligized. "Well Hermione were just going to go get our schedules down in the Main hall and we wanted to know if you wanted to come with us?" Harry asked.

Hermione stood up and accepted to come with them. "Lavender you want to come?" Hermione asked.

"No it's all right you all go. I'll finish everthing here." She said as she put away a pair of boots in the closet.

"Suit yourself." Ron said as he closed the door to the room.

The trio walked to the Main hall and went to get their schedules. What they didn't know was that there was going to be such a long line. "Arggh..." Ron said as he saw the lines. But his 'argh' turned to an 'ohh' as he saw two beautiful witches walk down the hall. Ron tilted his head to the side and grinned and nodded his head.

"Ron? You are perverted I hope you know that." Hermione said.

Harry chuckled and looked at Ron. "Did you see the arse on that girl?" Harry asked to Ron.

"It was J Lo meets Beyonce." Ron stated.

"Bootylicious." Harry and Ron said at the same time before laughing once  more.

Hermione rolled her eyes and sighed befiore walking away to the next line to get her shcedule. "Cuz my bodys' too bootylicious for you babe..." She sang as she walked away.

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