Disclamer : I own nothing linked to Yu-Gi-Oh. Ot the cards, not the caracters... althought Kaiba is such a cu-... err... did I wrote that or just thought it???

Katsuke versus Seto Kaiba

Kaiba : Why are you always on my tail?

Kat: I'm not!

NekoKaiba: yes you ARE! *pull on his tail and make NekoKat fall backward * See? All better now.

Kat *getting back up, robbing her butt*: Kaiba? Are you talking to your tail?

Kaiba: yeah so?

Kat: I don't think it's normal. if I'd say.sane!

Kaiba: Whatcha gonna do about it.

Kat: *evil smirk * Oh nothing.

Kaiba: What are you up to?

Kat: nothing.

Kaiba: I know you're up to something. Tell me now or I.

Kat: It's been a while sonce I saw you duel, Seto Kaiba.

Kaiba: I. err. I mean I'm too busy!

Kat: Yeah and it doesn't help when you loose your all so precious deck.

Kaiba: That ain't true!

Kat: it is now! *wave a Blue Eyes White Dragon card before his eyes *

Kaiba: Waaa!!! Where did you get that???

Kat: hum. I don't remember. Oh yeah! I took it when I stole your deck.

Kaiba: IT WAS YOU!!!

Kat: So you admit it now, huh. Why are you always acting so prick?

Kaiba: I'm no prick *aims for the card, jumps, but misses it by a mile * Hey give it back!

Kat: Would be a shame if I was to tare it apart, huh?

Kaiba: You wouldn't...

Kat: you bet?

Kaiba: NO NO! I beleive you! You would you would!

Kat: Yeah I would! Look. *tares the card apart *

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Kat: Hahahaha!

Kaiba: *sits by the tared card and start rocking backward and foward *

Kat: Kaiba? What are doing?

Kaiba: No stop... don't... it's mine... stop...

Kat: Wooo * sweatdrop*... Hey man, I didn't tare it apart. Look *show him another Blue Eyes card * the other one was a fake.

Kaiba: MINE! *jumps on Kat to get the card and don't miss *

Kat: XP

Kaiba: YEAH!! I killed Kat AND got my Blue Eyes back!

Kat's phantom: You're not getting away with this!

Kaiba: Waaaaaaaa!!! A ghost!!!! *runs away in fear *

The end

Note: Yeah I know... No sense. I had no idea and so I try that kind of fic. I think I still got a lot of work to do thought. héhé...

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